To All You Scoundrels, Drifters, and Debauched Souls of the Hash House Harriers:

Ain’t no power in the ’Verse gonna stop us from blastin' off Aug 15–17, so grab your boots, your best space-pirate-mermaid gear (don’t ask), and make your way to Emma Wood Park, Ventura River Group Camp. That’s where we’re layin’ low, diggin’ in, and drinkin’ deep.

Uranus is tight: Only 80 hashers get to board this ship, so claim your bunk early or get left in the black hole.

Early bird’s just $79 if you’re quick on the draw. Slack off and it jumps to $89.
Life ain't fair—this ain't news.

Rations & Provisions:

Now, listen up—last year’s potluck plan was out of this world! So we'll be doing that again. We know, wino... ain't very rogue of us, but hungry drunks are mutinous creatures. We'll have a sign up form for meals/dishes starting about a month before we launch.

Friday:
Dinner: Somethin’ grilled before we crawl pubs. Volunteers to wrangle meat over fire? Speak up or stay hungry.

Saturday:
Breakfast: Muffins, bananas, maybe someone brave enough to wrassle some bacon and eggs.
Lunch: TBD
Dinner: Potluck. You bring it, you share it. No freeloadin’—there'll be a sign up or get stuck eatin’ someone’s vegan casserole.

Sunday:
Breakfast: Light potluck fare to soothe your fins. Fruit, muffins, yogurt? And maybe a Bloody Mary or champagne rocket if the gods smile upon us... and you provide 'n mix 'er up.

Final Word:

Dress like an alien, swim like a mermaid, drink like a pirate on shore leave.
And remember—this ain’t just a campout. It’s a gorram experience.

The Mission: Beachside campin’. Trail runnin’. Cosmic debauchery at dawn, o-limp-dicks at dusk.
Y’all know the drill.

Keep flyin’,
Captain Mal-örT

Payment information:
Include your Hash Name/Real Name and LAH3 Campout 2025
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Make sure to use the "For Friend and Family" option, otherwise we'll have to charge you extra to cover the processing fee!

Stuff to bring:
- Space-Pirate-Mermaid themed stuff
- What are you bringing for pot luck meals?
- Any other food you might want
- Grill/Stove if you want to cook
- Cash/ID for Friday night pub crawl
- Booze if you want to share non beer
- Sunscreen
- Bathing suit
- Towel
- Beach chair
- Coolers
- Other beach stuff
- Warm stuff for the night
- Headlamp
- Water
- Vessel

Parking:
Parking is the challenge... if you've been before, you know. We have 3 of the 4 campgrounds, so we recommend carpooling.
- We have 15 parking spots
- It's 1st-come-1st-park, minus some reserved spots.
- We can use the day parking lot as overflow. It's $10 per day and that is paid via an app or cash to ranger station.
- Overflow-overflow or yeoman's rate - You can drive in, drop off your gear, and use street parking area about 1 mile from camp site. Camp Mismanagement and some other volunteers will help shuttling people back and forth as needed on Friday afternoon until approximately 7pm (start of pub crawl) and again Sunday Morning as people prep for departure. Maps will also be provided.
- View or Download Overflow Parking Map: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1D4Ef8OKNftZ0dSh1DTHSIoMNJz8FW50h/view?usp=share_link

For day visitors:
They can use day parking area on site for $10 a day (GATES CLOSE AT 10PM) or street parking right outside the campground area for free (til 2am -no overnight parking).
Hashers may join for Saturday's trail at cost of $10

Start Location Details:
Ventura River Group Camp in Emma Wood State Beach,
Park Access Rd, Ventura, CA 93001

Space Pirate Mermaid