Cost: $89*
Yar Matey's!
Prepare ye legs n' tails for the seas.
LAH3 Sails to Ventura to hide their booty AUG 16th-18th in the Emma Wood Park at the Ventura River Group Camp.
Tha theme this year, be pirate mermaid ya scallywags. Come find ye treasure and plunder all fer all the Pints and Quarts
What: An LAH3 Campout and Hash by the beach!!!
Limited to 80 Hashers!
Cost: $Early bird is $79 then registration goes up to $89 on July 16
We have 1-Night camping available for $40 but does NOT include the hoodie. Hoodies will be available to buy if you want one ($21 Campout Price only). Rego here and when you pay, say which night you're coming and let us know if you want to buy a hoodies (can even prepay)
Hasher can come out for the trail for $10 (includes pizza) paid at start
Food - a crew's loyalty is only as strong as the ship's cook. Last year's Pot luck ended up with a shit-show and way too much leftovers, so we're going to ask for sign ups for Dinners and breakfasts through the weekend
Friday
- Dinner: we'll grill up some hot dogs and Riff Raff is making his famous Paella, plus a few other additions
Saturday:
- Breakfast: we'll need things like muffins, bananas, if anyone wants to volunteer for bacon and scambled eggs? Let us know
- Lunch: Pizza on trail
- Dinner: Pot Luck, sign up for what you want to bring, or let others cook and bring breakfast stuff
Sunday:
- Breakfast: muffins, bananas, fruit, yogurt, etc.
Sign up at: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OdS0do7GLe7eBQG2eFX3NMJpzb74YwGe-q5clCusp7U/edit?usp=sharing
Payment information:
Include your Hash Name/Real Name and LAH3 Campout 2024
Jihad Jew PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/amishknob
https://venmo.com/u/Joshua-Odaffer
Make sure to use the "For Friend and Family" option, otherwise we'll have to charge you extra to cover the processing fee!
Stuff to bring:
- Pirate Mermaid themed stuff
- What are you bringing for pot luck meals?
- Any other food you might want
- Grill/Stove if you want to cook
- Cash/ID for Friday night pub crawl
- Booze if you want to share non beer
- Sunscreen
- Bathing suit
- Towel (last year's sarong)
- Beach chair
- Coolers
- Other beach stuff
- Warm stuff for the night
- Headlamp
- Water
- Vessel
Parking:
Parking is the challenge... if you came last year you know. We have the entire campground and can fill up the parking lot, but we recommend carpooling
- We have 20 parking spots
- It's 1st-come-1st-park, minus some reserved spots
- According to rangers last year, we can use the day parking lot as overflow. It's $10 per day and that is paid via an app or cash to ranger station.
- Overflow-overflow or yeoman's rate - You can drive in, drop off your gear, and use street parking area about 1 mile from camp site. Camp Mismanagement and some other volunteers will help shuttling people back and forth as needed on Friday afternoon until approximately 7pm (start of pub crawl) and again Sunday Morning as people prep for departure. Maps will also be provided.
- View or Download Overflow Parking Map: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1D4Ef8OKNftZ0dSh1DTHSIoMNJz8FW50h/view?usp=share_link
For day visitors, they can use day parking area on site for $10 a day or street parking right outside the campground area for free (no overnight parking).
Ventura River Group Camp in Emma Wood State Beach
Ventura River Group Camp, Park Access Rd, Ventura, CA 93001
3 pm Campsite opens (We cannot let you in before 3!)
4 pm Kegs tapped
7 pm Camp eats - hot dogs+
8 pm Follow the treasure map pub crawl"
9 am Breakfast
10 am Trail Departure
- Lunch pizza at the last drink check of trail
2 pm Circle
4 pm Olympdicks
7 pm Pot luck luau
12 am Midnight “run”* (Subject to people wanting to do it)
Breakfast on your own
10 am Hangover trail
Circle if we feel like it
11 am GTFO
including:
Incocknito
(H3SoB)
Trancuntinental
(WhittierH3)
Caddy Snatch
(LAH3)
Lap Dancer
(LAH3)
Howdy Do Me
(OCH3)
Riff Raff
(LAH3)
Squeegee V
(LAH3)
Bonz-i-Bush
(LVH3vlv)
Just Stella
(LAH3)
Spanky Yankee
(LAH3)
Bloody Red Rocket
(LAH3)
Salt Lick
(LBH3)
Your Kids a Dick
(LBH3)
AssCargot
(LAH3)
Cell Your Ass
(LAH3)
Joe Hasher
(LAH3)
Anti-cock brakes
(LAH3)
Just Marisa
(LAH3)
No CuntTrol
(VoodooH3 )
Ko0 ko0 4 cock
(FH3)
Ganjaman
(VCH3)
Marv Albert
(LA/LBH3)
Just Anthony
(LAH3)
Joe Hash
(LAH3)
Fucking Larry!!!
(CLH3)
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