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Organizers:

KissMyH3 Spring Campout Combined Hash KMH3 & FTWH3 2026

05/22 03:00 PM to 05/25 12:00 PM

A KissMyH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $89

Hare(s):

G.E.I.C.O & Son of a Peach (SOAP)

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all to the Combined KMH3 & FTWH3 Spring Campout on Memorial Day weekend (22-25 May 2026) in San Marcos, TX!!!! There are 50 regos up for grabs. Regos for $89 gets you campsite, meals and booze all weekend, trails/river float, and special gimmies of vessels, koozies, patch, and so much more! Please make sure to answer all the questions and supply your Facebook info to be added to the group. This is PRIMATIVE camping, RVs/sites are NOT available (NO hookups either). There is an additional charge for camping other than a tent per night ($120 total/$40 a night). Please tell us if you are gluten free, vegan, vegetarian, or carnivore, as well as what you will be drinking for beer, cider, seltzers, or non-acholic, most importantly any allergies! In addition, there will be a Liability Waiver (campground requirement) that needs to be completed from every member.

Absolutely, No pets (dogs/cats/or any other animals).

No Refunds! If you cannot make it, it is up to you to sell the Rego to next person on the list. Regos close May 8, 2026 @ 11pm (transfers included/ALL SALES FINAL)!!!

Payment options/Pricing:
$89 Regos
Tube Rentals are available for $40 (Military/Veteran w/ID for $20) or you can bring your own tube. It will roughly take about 3 hours to float the river and back. There will be a shuttle to transport. You are not obligated to tube (for those of you who "never leave camp").

Paypal-@jennybear735,
Venmo-@jennybear735,
CashApp-$JennyMBear735,
Zelle-contact me.

Once payments are received, you will be added to the Facebook page. Please let me know if you have any issues or concerns. Can't wait to see y'all there!!!

On-On,
GEICO, SOAP, & Tanned Peaches


Memorial Day

All things needed for camping

Start Location Details

San Marcos River Campground, 84 Abernathy Ave, San Marcos TX 78660

San Marcos River Campground, 84 Abernathy Ave, San Marcos TX 78660

Public Event

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28 Hashers came

including:

Wrong Dong Thong

(DFWH3)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Norman Masturbates

(OKCW3H3)

Better brown than down

(KissMyH3)

Veal Squealer

(DFWH3)

Red rocket rider

(DUHHH)

Spandex Woody

(DFWH3)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

The Quicker Picker Upper

(SAH3)

Krickets fly free

(DUHHH)

Just Kneel and Bob

(FTWH3)

G.E.I.C.O

Kiss My Hash House Harriers
...

Tents down ass up

(DFWH3)

Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston

(Fort Worth H3)

Deadhead

(FTWH3)

Finger licken Good

(Larrikins)

Blonde Dyke Bar

(DFWH3)

Bump Her Stick Her

Austin Hash House Harriers
...

Texass Facial

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
Party like a Rockstar

Son Of A Peach

(FTWH3)

Dirty Hairy

(FTWH3)

Skippy

(DFW-H3)

Inappropriate

(Houston H3)

Mucho Mochi Sucky Suckyy

Tequila y Tacos Hash House Harriettes
...

Wicked Itch of the Yeast

(NomadH3)

Tanned Peaches

(FTWH3)

Dude Where's My White Girl

(Fort Worth H3)

Gagamale

(ShhH3)