Cost: $89
Hare(s):
G.E.I.C.O & Son of a Peach (SOAP)
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all to the Combined KMH3 & FTWH3 Spring Campout on Memorial Day weekend (22-25 May 2026) in San Marcos, TX!!!! There are 50 regos up for grabs. Regos for $89 gets you campsite, meals and booze all weekend, trails/river float, and special gimmies of vessels, koozies, patch, and so much more! Please make sure to answer all the questions and supply your Facebook info to be added to the group. This is PRIMATIVE camping, RVs/sites are NOT available (NO hookups either). There is an additional charge for camping other than a tent per night ($120 total/$40 a night). Please tell us if you are gluten free, vegan, vegetarian, or carnivore, as well as what you will be drinking for beer, cider, seltzers, or non-acholic, most importantly any allergies! In addition, there will be a Liability Waiver (campground requirement) that needs to be completed from every member.
Absolutely, No pets (dogs/cats/or any other animals).
No Refunds! If you cannot make it, it is up to you to sell the Rego to next person on the list. Regos close May 8, 2026 @ 11pm (transfers included/ALL SALES FINAL)!!!
Payment options/Pricing:
$89 Regos
Tube Rentals are available for $40 (Military/Veteran w/ID for $20) or you can bring your own tube. It will roughly take about 3 hours to float the river and back. There will be a shuttle to transport. You are not obligated to tube (for those of you who "never leave camp").
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Once payments are received, you will be added to the Facebook page. Please let me know if you have any issues or concerns. Can't wait to see y'all there!!!
On-On,
GEICO, SOAP, & Tanned Peaches
Memorial Day
All things needed for camping
San Marcos River Campground, 84 Abernathy Ave, San Marcos TX 78660
San Marcos River Campground, 84 Abernathy Ave, San Marcos TX 78660
including:
Better brown than down
(KissMyH3)
Tents down ass up
(DFWH3)
Tanned Peaches
(FTWH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Blonde Dyke Bar
(DFWH3)
Dirty Hairy
(FTWH3)
Krickets fly free
(DUHHH)
The Quicker Picker Upper
(SAH3)
Dude Where's My White Girl
(Fort Worth H3)
Deadhead
(FTWH3)
Wrong Dong Thong
(DFWH3)
Red rocket rider
(DUHHH)
Whitney MuthaFuckin Houston
(Fort Worth H3)
Son Of A Peach
(FTWH3)
Gagamale
(ShhH3)
Skippy
(DFW-H3)
Finger licken Good
(Larrikins)
Veal Squealer
(DFWH3)
Inappropriate
(Houston H3)
Norman Masturbates
(OKCW3H3)
Just Kneel and Bob
(FTWH3)
Spandex Woody
(DFWH3)
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