Sow Cow Me Maybe
Cost: Free/Pay as you go
Red Cock Rising, Jackpot Pussy Queef, Shits Twice and Gags, Bloodsport Fuckmonkey
Welcome to the Kansas City H3 VIRTUAL Red Dress Run! This year, the r*n will take place wherever the hell you want! We're social distancing but that doesn't mean we can't still raise money and run around in our red dresses.
We're raising money for Camp Guardian. They are an organization that provides an outdoor camping experience for people with disabilities.
PayPal any amount of your choosing to
email@example.com, select the "Friends and Family" option.
ALL MONEY (100%) WILL GO DIRECTLY TO THE CHARITY!!
That means no swag! Buy a Limited Edition shirt if you want to preserve the memories.
Your Hare-m is:
Red Cck Rising
Shts Twice and Gags
Jackpot Pssy Q*eef
2:00 or whenever - Run in your pretty red dress
- take selfies
- avoid muggles
3:45 p.m. - Sign in to the Zoom app (Limit 100)
- a link to the meeting will be posted later
- get the app now you wanks!
4:00 p.m. - Circle up online
- Wear your red dress for circle
- use the Zoom link that will be provided
How it works:
• Donate any amount of money to the charity (Camp Guardian) through the rego page.
• Buy a shirt if there’s still time.
• Don your pretty red dress and run around your neighborhood, or anywhere really.
• The rnning is a solo event. If you want to rn with a buddy or small group then do so at your own risk and stay a Cocky length apart! (6 feet). No large groups!
• There is no beer provided. It’s Bring Your Own, Bitches! (BYOB)
• Take a selfie or three, especially around landmarks, etc.
• Post your beautiful pictures, your route map, and funny shit here in the FB event.
• Log in to Circle for fun and shenanigans
• Do the thing and get your hash fix while supporting a good cause!
Start Location TBA
(Larryville Hash H...)
Cherry Cum Lately
Tokin' the ivory asshole
Black to the Cooter
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
Buzz Light Queer
Sow Cow Me Maybe
Funkle Fester the Vein Molestor
Red Cock Rising
Lick Van Winkle
Whora the Explora
Five dollar foot dong
Two Tanks Fucking
Jackpot Pussy Queef
Free Fall Phallus
Weird Gal Spankslikeabitch
Hoist N Moist
Eww I Pooped
Whistles While He Jerks
I is EZ
Once You Yak You Never Go Back
Nose Before Hoes
Son bathe her
Blows Through Bush
O Brother Where Art...OW! (OB-WAO)
Too Cheap to Deny
Two Wall Bangers
Rape Me I'm Sterile
Wet Hot Farts
Shits Twice and Gags