Cost: Free/Pay as you go
Hare(s):
Red Cock Rising, Jackpot Pussy Queef, Shits Twice and Gags, Bloodsport Fuckmonkey
Welcome to the Kansas City H3 VIRTUAL Red Dress Run! This year, the r*n will take place wherever the hell you want! We're social distancing but that doesn't mean we can't still raise money and run around in our red dresses.
We're raising money for Camp Guardian. They are an organization that provides an outdoor camping experience for people with disabilities.
https://usafpararescue.wixsite.com/camp-guardian.
PayPal any amount of your choosing to
kch3rdr@gmail.com, select the "Friends and Family" option.
ALL MONEY (100%) WILL GO DIRECTLY TO THE CHARITY!!
That means no swag! Buy a Limited Edition shirt if you want to preserve the memories.
Your Hare-m is:
Red Cck Rising
Shts Twice and Gags
Bloodsport Fckmonkey
Jackpot Pssy Q*eef
Schedule:
Saturday
2:00 or whenever - Run in your pretty red dress
- take selfies
- avoid muggles
3:45 p.m. - Sign in to the Zoom app (Limit 100)
- a link to the meeting will be posted later
- get the app now you wanks!
4:00 p.m. - Circle up online
- Wear your red dress for circle
- use the Zoom link that will be provided
How it works:
• Donate any amount of money to the charity (Camp Guardian) through the rego page.
• Buy a shirt if there’s still time.
• Don your pretty red dress and run around your neighborhood, or anywhere really.
• The rnning is a solo event. If you want to rn with a buddy or small group then do so at your own risk and stay a Cocky length apart! (6 feet). No large groups!
• There is no beer provided. It’s Bring Your Own, Bitches! (BYOB)
• Take a selfie or three, especially around landmarks, etc.
• Post your beautiful pictures, your route map, and funny shit here in the FB event.
• Log in to Circle for fun and shenanigans
• Do the thing and get your hash fix while supporting a good cause!
Start Location TBA
including:
Naked Rider
(KCH3)
Rape Me I'm Sterile
(CoMoTIONH3)
Teenage Circle Jerk
(Bella Napoli Hash...)
T&A
(KCH3)
Just Karen
(KCH3)
Cowabonghole
(CoMoTIONH3)
Louisville Plugger
(CoMoTIONH3)
Pussy Patrol
(LH3)
Bitch Ditcher
(KCH3)
Glitter Clitter
(KCH3)
Five dollar foot dong
(CoMoTIONH3)
PMS
(KCH3)
Just Melissa
(KCH3)
Too Cheap to Deny
(KCH3)
Cherry Poppins
(2MH3)
Just Tim
(KCH3)
Chihuahua
(KCH3)
Weiner folds
(KCH3)
Just Lazarus
(KCH3)
Black to the Cooter
(KCH3)
Cocktioneer
(CoMoTIONH3)
Cheesy Stache
(CoMoTIONH3)
Just Sean
(KCH3)
Dickin’ Donuts
(SeniorsH3)
Two Wall Bangers
(KCH3)
Odor Eater
(KCH3)
I is EZ
(KCH3)
Sampler
(KCH3)
Just Amber
(KCH3)
Pussybility
(KCH3)
Downward Dogshit
(KCH3)
Just Jen
(KCH3)
Tokin' the ivory asshole
(CoMoTIONH3)
Whora the Explora
(LH3)
Wet Hot Farts
(KCH3)
Cockanova
(Larryville Hash H...)
Eww I Pooped
(KCH3)
Lick Van Winkle
(KCH3)
Two Tanks Fucking
(KCH3)
Funkle Fester the Vein Molestor
(2MH3)
Weird Gal Spankslikeabitch
(Larryville)
Palm Pilot
(CoMoTIONH3)
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