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KCH3 Murder Camp 2026

05/29 03:00 PM to 05/31 10:30 AM

A KCH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $100*

Crowder State Park 76 Hwy 128, Trenton, MO 64683 - Private Group Camp Area.

You must make payment (but not on this HashRego site) within 48 hours to be registered. Pay$ via PayPal to kch3chihuahua@gmail.com using the friends and family option. Please include hash name in the comments so we can match it to the "who's cumming" list. Email Chihuahua at kch3chihuahua@gmail.com for other payment options such as Venmo.

Do Not Bring: Pets, anyone under the age of 21 or fireworks.

More Murder, More Mayhem - KCH3’s Anal MURDER Campout!! We are heading back to Crowder Lake for 3 days and 2 nights of extra shitty Beer, spiked-seltzer and/or cider, food, snacks, trails, swimming, fire jumping, lawn games, shenanigans, and more.

The private group camp area we reserved has 6 cabins with 9 bunk beds and a counselor's room in each (bring your own bedding) or you can pitch a tent. Each cabin a bathroom with 2 showers and 2 toilets. Claim cabins when you arrive.

There is also a Rec Hall, Dining Hall, Fire Pit, and Trail to Crowder Lake as well as an Infirmary, Amphitheater, Baseball field, and Basketball area.

Friday we are having a Horror Movie themed Cabin Crawl. We will be looking for volunteers to host shot stops. So reach out to one of the organizers if you’d like to show off your signature cocktail.

We may also continue the tradition of Olympdicks Games. Get your favorite hashers together for these events that will challenge your mind, body, and liver. Followed by a camp wide water fight
Price:

$89 from May 16 - May 28
$100 for paying at the door
• There is a Saturday only (no camping) option for $35


Start Location Details

Crowder State Park

76 Hwy 128, Trenton, MO 64683

Schedule of Events

Arrive and check in any time after 3 p.m. (of earlier if you want to help out)

Choose your cabin, drink, snack, swim, play sports ball

6:30 Exceptionally tasty dinner

9:09 Horrifying Shot trail after dark (feel free to bring a beverage to share)

Campfire, Karaoke, and Horrific Nudity Trail

Karaoke in the dining hall.


8:00 Breakfast

10:30 Meetup for InterFuctions and Chalk Talk

11:00 Pack Away Trail Theme - "But, Did you DIE?"

After Trail: Lunch

3:33 Olympdicks

6:30 Dinner

Fire Jumping, Karaoke

Midnight Naked Trail

Fire and Naked Hash

Karaoke in the Dining Hall

Rinse, Repeat


8:00 Breakfast

Clean Up

GTFO by 12 Noon


Public Event

See the full list!

35 Hashers came

including:

Homeless Box Office

(ChaosH3)

Spocky

(KCH3)

I is EZ

(KCH3)

Shhhhhhhh (SH8)

Kansas City H3
...

Extenze for Menz

(KCH3)

SON BATHE HER

(KCH3)

Red Cock Rising

Kansas City H3
...

Beaver chaser

(Bd69)

Titter Glitter

Omaha Hash House Harriers
...

Ottoman Cumpire

(BigHumpH3)

Eco-Dildo

(KCH3)

Headbanger

Chaos H3
...

Boinker in the Oinker

(KCH3)

Two Wall Bangers

Kansas City H3
...

Sow Cow Me Maybe

Kansas City H3
...

Two Tanks Fucking

(KCH3)

Blowie Time on Mommy's Dime

(KCH3)

Frankentitties

Bella Napoli Hash House Harriers
BNH3 is my first love

Pretty Woman

Kansas City H3
...

PMS

(Kchhh)

ExcaliBang

(CoMoTIONH3)

Chihuahua

Kansas City H3
...

Nurse Hashshit

(BH4)

Cum Sail A Gay

(KCH3)

UPMS

(Wandering Whore)

Buzz Light Queer

(SeniorsH3)

Fast Chug

(Kansas City H3)

Odor Eater

(KCH3)

Pickled Pisser

CoMoTION Hash House Harriers
...

Karaoke Unicorn Nut Tugger (KUNT)

Omaha Hash House Harriers
Chaos Unicorn, Okinawa H3

Sampler

Kansas City H3
...

teenage circle jerk

(Bella Napoli Hash...)

Postpartum Pitt Pisser

Tornado Alley H3
That’s PeeQuad to you…

Oh! The Hymanity!

Omaha Hash House Harriers
...

Read Between My Lips

(KCH3)