Hash de Tucson is a quasi-annual event where wankers from near and far gather to participate in a series of 4 back-to-back trails. All trails are A-B where B is the start for the following trail. Each trail will finish with down-downs - beer and snacks - provided after trails 1, 3 and 4. Lunch will be provided after trail 2. On-afters will be a party included in the rego fee with homemade grub and lots of BEER (and probably seltzers for those of you who are watching your lady-like figure).

Of course, it wouldn't be a hash weekend in Tucson if multiple kennels weren't involved.

SCHEDULE:
* Friday night pub crawl: Onesie Themed! Meet at The Shanty (401 E. Ninth St) at 7p. Pay as you go, no rego/sign up required!
* Saturday Hash de Tucson trails: JH3 - this is what your rego covers (Trail times 9, 11, 1:30 and 3:30)
* Hangover hash: Honeybadgers – Himmel Park, 11a. $5 hash cash, on afters at Red Garter. This hash is open to anyone, regardless if you attended Saturday's Hash de Tucson. Also, this hash is not included in your rego fee, so it is $5 - even if you paid the $49 HdT rego fee. Long story short = bring $5, hash, drink beer, have fun.

THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS FOR THE SATURDAY, 11/27 HdT EVENT:

REGO FEES: $49. This includes all four trails, the bevvies and snacks you've become accustomed to, On-afters party, and a SUPER KICK-ASS GIMME.

Send your PayPal payment to Hashdetucson@gmail.com - Be sure to select Friends/Families. Include your Nerd name, Hash name and Kennel or your rego may not get processed. Your rego is not complete until you've completed this form AND paid your fees to Pay Pal.

Please go directly to Pay Pal to pay. Do not try to pay on this platform, it will not work. WALK YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE LADY PLEASERS OVER TO PAY PAL AND PAY THE DAMN FEES, Hashdetucson@gmail.com.

If Pay Pal is not an option to you, please email Hashdetucson@gmail.com and bitch to the organizers. They'll help you out... maybe.

NO, YOU CANNOT BUY JUST ONE TRAIL. NO, WE DON'T CARE THAT THIS MEANS YOU CAN'T CUM.

START: Curtis Park, 2110 W Curtis Rd, Tucson, AZ 85705. 9am SHARP.

DINNER: Dinner is included in your rego fee and will be provided at the On-afters party. Speaking of the rego fee, have you copied this email address yet so you have it for Pay Pal? Hashdetucson@gmail.com

HOTEL: There is no formal Hash Hotel.

TRANSPORTATION: We understand that you may not want to do all 4 trails because you're a 'lil bitch. We're working out details to transport you throughout the day should you only want to do select trails. Details cumming.

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