“On my honor, I will do my breast
To do no doody near the pool nor the planters and to obey the Hash Laws;
To help others find beer at all times;
To keep upright during hungover trails, and to wear my birthday suit with pride.”

Attention you deviant scouts! You have a doody to your kennel, to your fellow hashers, and to yourself… to attend Orgy in the Woods 2019!

That’s right, we’re bringing scout’s dishonor to Roy’s Hideaway Campground for a weekend of debauchery. There’ll be beer, food, sex tents, beer, shots, naked butts, water sports, beer, orgy cabins, hash olympics, shiggy, hab, lots of dirt, entertainment. And beer. [Some of this list miiiight be exaggerated. Or maybe I need a map to the sex tent?]

This year, we’re entertaining ourselves like a bunch of narcissists. Sign up with a talent or a song to take part in our Talent/Burlesque Show. There will be judging. There will be prizes! See GBB or Dewey to get on the list. Otherwise, they’ll hunt you down at Roy’s and make you!

Schedule of Events (Times to be added before the event. Promise!):
Friday, October 4
-Check-in
-Start drinking
-Dinner
-Pool party
-Shooting Star Trail

Saturday, October 5
-Breakfast
-Shiggy Trail
-Pool party
-Hab Fair
-Lunch
-Hash Olympics
-Dinner
-Talent/Burlesque Show

Sunday, October 6
-Breakfast
-Pack up and go home!

Tent sites are first come, first serve. Roy’s also has cabins that can be booked online here

Rego is $89 until September 13 when it will increase to $99. Don’t pay extra—pay now!
Payments can be made through PayPal using the Hashrego link.
If alternative methods are preferred, please contact us @ jaxh3hashcash@gmail.com

More details to cum!