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Host Kennel:

Jacksonville H3

Contact Email:

mm@jaxh3.com

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Jacksonville H3

Contact Email:

mm@jaxh3.com

Organizers:

Scout's Anal

JaxH3

Two in the stink, one in the pink!

JaxH3 Orgy in the Woods 2017

09/08 03:00 PM to 09/10 12:00 PM

A JaxH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $69

Where to begin with Orgy In The Woods? You know the gayest Kennel in the Southeast is going to bring you all the crowd pleasing favorites. You’re going to get a fucking awesome gimmie, beer, man love, a shower beer, woah-man love, more beer while hangin at a pool, and a little bit of this list right here:

Friday: Meet and Greet where kegs will be tapped and dinner will be served.
There may also be a Friday night Shooting Star Trail should we have enough interested hashers (TBD).

Saturday: Breakfast served and hangovers complained about.. Except that one hasher who “doesn’t get hangovers” fuck that hasher…
Potential NapH3 after Breakfast.
Lunch will be served
There will be an afternoon Shiggy Trail.
There will be the first ever Southeastern US Tippy Cup Championship Match! Cool prizes and bragging rights to follow.
Dinner will be served
The night will top off with a Sarong and Luau themed party where Jacksonville’s very own Limp Dick (aka Shoeless Joe) will perform some good old fashioned ridiculous entertainment for us!

Sunday: Breakfast and more hangovers followed by a fatboy hangover trail. Then we love you but fuck off!

This is a nude campground. Everyone must be nude in order to enter the pool area. There will be a waiver to sign upon entering the campground. (standard hash campy business)
Do Not Bring Glass Containers! I know it has a fun initial cooling effect but just leave the glassware at home!

See you at the Orgy!


Cranial lamp, sun repellant, bug repellant, your favorite sarong or Hawaiian shirt, a thirst for beer, and anything rainbow colored you can find because... Jacksonville is gay hey!...

Start Location Details

Hidden River Resort

223 Reynolds Bridge Rd, St George, GA 31562

Public Event

See the full list!

56 Hashers came

including:

Dr. Penisatarian

(GATRH3)

Pump Me Up Scottie

JaxH3
Scottie Doesn't Know

Amazon.cum

CH3
Never Leave Camp!

Titty Longcockings

JaxH3

No Fucka Da Ballz

(JRH3)

Dick Flicker

(ECH3/BDH3)

Peg U Lator

SavH3
Mud or blood

A.I.D.S.

ScotchH3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

St. Dickless The Cougar Catcher

(O2H3)

Farm to Table

(SavH3)

Hops on Pops

(GATRH3)

Just Dani

(JaxBeachH3)

Senior Spitizen

(JaxH3)

BlowHole

(CTrH3)

Dolly

CTrH3
Black Eyes Matter!

Hung like a Peanut

(JaxH3)

Swamp Gravy

Nomads
Say sometimes to drugs.

Mile High Molester

JaxH3

Penis Fly Trap

(GATRH3)

OnomatoPREA

DTWH3
You're Welcome

Beanie Babies

(CTrH3)

Flying Saucers

(PCH3IT)

Confused Follies

EtnaH3
Come play with me!

Anonymous Anal

(WWh3)

Returns to the Womb

(Voodoo H3)

Just Jordan

(JRH3)

Fire N the Hole

(PCH3IT)

Fireman in the Hole

(Palatka)

YMCA

(TBH3/JRH3)

Snackrifice

(CTrH3)

Redwood Deadwood

(CTrH3)

Hashtray

(PtH3)

Scout's Anal

JaxH3
Two in the stink, one ...

Father Lipgrip

(GATRH3)

Porks Me Gentiley

(Jaxh3)

Chum Rag

PalatkaH3
When I'm good I'm very...

Squirting Bull

ECNH3
I heart Clams.....