Where to begin with Orgy In The Woods? You know the gayest Kennel in the Southeast is going to bring you all the crowd pleasing favorites. You’re going to get a fucking awesome gimmie, beer, man love, a shower beer, woah-man love, more beer while hangin at a pool, and a little bit of this list right here:

Friday: Meet and Greet where kegs will be tapped and dinner will be served.
There may also be a Friday night Shooting Star Trail should we have enough interested hashers (TBD).

Saturday: Breakfast served and hangovers complained about.. Except that one hasher who “doesn’t get hangovers” fuck that hasher…
Potential NapH3 after Breakfast.
Lunch will be served
There will be an afternoon Shiggy Trail.
There will be the first ever Southeastern US Tippy Cup Championship Match! Cool prizes and bragging rights to follow.
Dinner will be served
The night will top off with a Sarong and Luau themed party where Jacksonville’s very own Limp Dick (aka Shoeless Joe) will perform some good old fashioned ridiculous entertainment for us!

Sunday: Breakfast and more hangovers followed by a fatboy hangover trail. Then we love you but fuck off!

This is a nude campground. Everyone must be nude in order to enter the pool area. There will be a waiver to sign upon entering the campground. (standard hash campy business)
Do Not Bring Glass Containers! I know it has a fun initial cooling effect but just leave the glassware at home!

See you at the Orgy!

Cranial lamp, sun repellant, bug repellant, your favorite sarong or Hawaiian shirt, a thirst for beer, and anything rainbow colored you can find because... Jacksonville is gay hey!...