Cost: $89*
JaxH3 is taking over Suwannee Valley Resort the weekend of 9/16-18 and we want you to be there!
Dry out your tent, grab your vessel, bug spray and sunscreen for your naughty bits and get rego’d for a weekend of debauchery, including:
Friday FULL MOON Trail
Saturday Shiggy Trail
Shooting Star Trail
Slap Cup / MurderBall / British Rules Beer Pong
Hash O-limp-dicks!
Live Music from Shoeless Joe
Build-your-own Bloody Mary & Mimosa bar
Pudding Wrestling
Body Painting
Pool & Hot Tub
Poolside Bar (extra $)
This is a clothes-optional campground. It is not required to be naked while on premises, however you must be nude to enter the pool or jacuzzi areas.
Early arrivals can check in anytime after noon
4PM - Kegs Tapped, Rego Table Open
6PM - Dinner
7PM - Body Painting
9PM - Full Moon Trail
10PM - Live music from Shoeless Joe
Drinking Until Whenever
7AM - Sunrise H3 Bloody Mary & Mimosa Bar
8AM - Breakfast
9AM - Rego Table & Hab @ Pavilion
11AM - Hash O-Limp-Dicks
1PM - Lunch
2PM - Shiggy Trail
6PM - Dinner
7PM - Pudding Wrestling
9PM - Shooting Star Trail
10PM - Live music from Shoeless Joe
Drinking Until Whenever
7AM - Sunrise H3 Bloody Mary & Mimosa Bar
8AM - Breakfast
9AM - Closing Circle
10AM - Pack your stuff and on-out!
including:
Jackoff Shmirnoff
(JaxH3)
Hashtray
(PtH3)
SpittingCentWhore
(SavH3)
Pre Party Ejaculation
(ECNH3)
Hot Wet Discharge
(JaxH3)
Floppy Dicks
(SOH4)
Chum Rag
(SavH3)
Bareback Flyer
(Circus h3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxH3)
Tigger the Gay Stripper
(JaxH3)
THE Nappy Headed Homo
(JaxH3)
3P
(JaxH3)
Mile High Molester
(JaxH3)
Queef 4 Cuz
(SavH3)
All the Meat You Can Eat
(JaxH3)
Spitz in Scheetz
(JaxH3)
Forty Proof Recluse
(JaxH3)
CHiPS
(JaxH3)
Fireman in the Hole
(Palatka)
Just Ashley
(JaxH3)
Two hand Penis pump
(JaxH3)
Steers Queers
(JaxH3)
Driving Miss Selma
(Palatka)
7/10 Split
(JaxH3)
Ass Over Venus
(SOH4)
Cock of the Rings
Inflate A Date
(JaxH3)
Naked To Impress
Jetts Blow and So do I
(JaxH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
Titty LongCockings
(JaxH3)
Lil Bunny Fifi
(JaxH3)
Scurvy Sea Dog
(JaxH3)
pack my assphalt
(KDH3)
Just BJ
(JaxH3)
Porks Me Gentiley
(JaxH3)
Hairless Hood Ornament
(Circus h3)
Peg U Later
(SavH3)
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