Cost: $89*
JaxH3 is taking over Suwannee Valley Resort the weekend of 9/16-18 and we want you to be there!
Dry out your tent, grab your vessel, bug spray and sunscreen for your naughty bits and get rego’d for a weekend of debauchery, including:
Friday FULL MOON Trail
Saturday Shiggy Trail
Shooting Star Trail
Slap Cup / MurderBall / British Rules Beer Pong
Hash O-limp-dicks!
Live Music from Shoeless Joe
Build-your-own Bloody Mary & Mimosa bar
Pudding Wrestling
Body Painting
Pool & Hot Tub
Poolside Bar (extra $)
This is a clothes-optional campground. It is not required to be naked while on premises, however you must be nude to enter the pool or jacuzzi areas.
Early arrivals can check in anytime after noon
4PM - Kegs Tapped, Rego Table Open
6PM - Dinner
7PM - Body Painting
9PM - Full Moon Trail
10PM - Live music from Shoeless Joe
Drinking Until Whenever
7AM - Sunrise H3 Bloody Mary & Mimosa Bar
8AM - Breakfast
9AM - Rego Table & Hab @ Pavilion
11AM - Hash O-Limp-Dicks
1PM - Lunch
2PM - Shiggy Trail
6PM - Dinner
7PM - Pudding Wrestling
9PM - Shooting Star Trail
10PM - Live music from Shoeless Joe
Drinking Until Whenever
7AM - Sunrise H3 Bloody Mary & Mimosa Bar
8AM - Breakfast
9AM - Closing Circle
10AM - Pack your stuff and on-out!
including:
Scurvy Sea Dog
(JaxH3)
Floppy Dicks
(SOH4)
3P
(JaxH3)
Ass Over Venus
(SOH4)
Chum Rag
(SavH3)
Steers Queers
(JaxH3)
Just BJ
(JaxH3)
THE Nappy Headed Homo
(JaxH3)
Hashtray
(PtH3)
Bareback Flyer
(Circus h3)
Hot Wet Discharge
(JaxH3)
Hairless Hood Ornament
(Circus h3)
Two hand Penis pump
(JaxH3)
Porks Me Gentiley
(JaxH3)
Driving Miss Selma
(Palatka)
Fireman in the Hole
(Palatka)
Titty LongCockings
(JaxH3)
Mile High Molester
(JaxH3)
GGB
(JaxH3)
CHiPS
(JaxH3)
All the Meat You Can Eat
(JaxH3)
Jetts Blow and So do I
(JaxH3)
Lil Bunny Fifi
(JaxH3)
Inflate A Date
(JaxH3)
Tigger the Gay Stripper
(JaxH3)
Just Ashley
(JaxH3)
Naked To Impress
7/10 Split
(JaxH3)
Forty Proof Recluse
(JaxH3)
Spitz in Scheetz
(JaxH3)
Pre Party Ejaculation
(ECNH3)
Jackoff Shmirnoff
(JaxH3)
Cock of the Rings
pack my assphalt
(KDH3)
Peg U Later
(SavH3)
SpittingCentWhore
(SavH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxH3)
Queef 4 Cuz
(SavH3)
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