The 21st ANAL JACKSONVILLE KGB RED DRESS RUN
Welcum all you wayward hashers! Have you been to Goodwill lately and found that sweet, sassy and sexy Red Dress? Show it off at the beach this year with the 21st Anal KGB Memorial Red Dress. JaxH3 will be hosting a weekend of beer, boobs, butts, and Red Headed Sluts. One other thing, we are going to be participating in the Opening of the Beaches parade, so get ready to strut your stuff all weekend long. We have secured an amazing hotel with a bar and pool that will be open for us to use and abuse throughout the event.
Rego now for $69 to JaxH3hashcash@gmail.com if you do not use the automated options.Book your room with the link below or you can call the Hotel direct with the code Red Dress to make sure you get in the hash block.
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KGB RED DRESS RUN
KGB Memorial Red Dress
Before 4 Arrive at hash hotel, check in, argue pointlessly with hotel staff. Take whatever room you get and drink your own liquor.
4 -6 PM Tap Kegs and Registration opens in the hotel lobby. Sign in, get your wristbands and gimmies, continue drinking, mingle and plan your strategy.
6:00 PM Dinner is served at the hotel bar! Carb up so you can continue drinking.
7:30 PM It’s time for some nighttime beach trail, cum see Jax Urban H3 do their thang! Trail will be hared by Kink, Stink and Ink as well as Just Had my Hive Bleached. Hash Cash is $5.
8 PM If you are a Never leave camp H3’er or just can’t drag yourself out of the pool, Scare-oke begins at the pub. Or stay and play at the hotel bar and pool. All open til 2 AM.
Until’ish Drunken shenanigans, hook ups, find a bed. It doesn’t have to be your bed, but you signed a waiver.
7:00 -10:00 AM Enjoy food, bloody marys and mimosas in the lobby. Pretend you don't remember anything from last night. The Hotel has cuntinental breakfast starting at 7 AM and the bar opens at 10:00 for hash beer.
10:00-12:00 PM Registration and habadashery are open, this is your last chance to get your shit while anyone in Jacksonville is still sober.
12:00-12:30 PM Circle UP wankers for the 2019 KGB Memorial Red Dress! The Drunk Front is rolling in, led by A.I.D.S. and Three’s Company! Get on the shuttles once they arrive. Lunch and dinner will be served on trail, eat hardy as it’s going to be a long day!
9:30 PM Leave the On-After with only photographic evidence of your day at the beach, and maybe some hash crud brewing.
Until'ish More of the same shit you did last night, only drunker. Good luck with the hook ups. We still
have your waivers.
7:00 -10:00 AM Scavenge for food, bloody marys and mimosas, there should be some left. Pack your shit, check out, and get ready for one last go around. If you are finalizing the float, get your butt to GGB and Sparky's.
11:00 AM Get some hungover grub on with Jax Beach H3 at 275 1st Street South, # 302 Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250, hosted by Highway Hummer and GGB! Door code is #6969.
1:00 PM ish Shake the crust off of your red dress or someone else's put it on and get down to the parade staging area - Float will be staged in the parking lot behind the Ritz between 3rd Ave N and 4th Ave N. We are in Group #10.
2 PM Parade starts
4 PM Parade finished, go back to Highway's or find a place to eat and drink some more, hit the beach, get the heck out of dodge.