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JaxH3 21st Anal KGB RED DRESS RUN 2019

04/26 04:00 PM to 04/28 04:00 PM

A JaxH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69

Hare(s):

A.I.D.S., Three's Company (JaxH3)

The 21st ANAL JACKSONVILLE KGB RED DRESS RUN

Welcum all you wayward hashers! Have you been to Goodwill lately and found that sweet, sassy and sexy Red Dress? Show it off at the beach this year with the 21st Anal KGB Memorial Red Dress. JaxH3 will be hosting a weekend of beer, boobs, butts, and Red Headed Sluts. One other thing, we are going to be participating in the Opening of the Beaches parade, so get ready to strut your stuff all weekend long. We have secured an amazing hotel with a bar and pool that will be open for us to use and abuse throughout the event.

Rego now for $69 to JaxH3hashcash@gmail.com if you do not use the automated options.Book your room with the link below or you can call the Hotel direct with the code Red Dress to make sure you get in the hash block.

On-On and look for updates soon!


KGB RED DRESS RUN

Location Details

KGB Memorial Red Dress

2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

EconoLodge Mayport (904) 249-0313 Code is "Red Dress"

Make a Reservation

Room block rates ($75 a night) are guaranteed until 3/15. The hotel is freshly renovated. If you call or book via the upcoming link, you will not be charged until you check in.


2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

Schedule of Events

Before 4 Arrive at hash hotel, check in, argue pointlessly with hotel staff. Take whatever room you get and drink your own liquor.
4 -6 PM Tap Kegs and Registration opens in the hotel lobby. Sign in, get your wristbands and gimmies, continue drinking, mingle and plan your strategy.
6:00 PM Dinner is served at the hotel bar! Carb up so you can continue drinking.
7:30 PM It’s time for some nighttime beach trail, cum see Jax Urban H3 do their thang! Trail will be hared by Kink, Stink and Ink as well as Just Had my Hive Bleached. Hash Cash is $5.
8 PM If you are a Never leave camp H3’er or just can’t drag yourself out of the pool, Scare-oke begins at the pub. Or stay and play at the hotel bar and pool. All open til 2 AM.
Until’ish Drunken shenanigans, hook ups, find a bed. It doesn’t have to be your bed, but you signed a waiver.


7:00 -10:00 AM Enjoy food, bloody marys and mimosas in the lobby. Pretend you don't remember anything from last night. The Hotel has cuntinental breakfast starting at 7 AM and the bar opens at 10:00 for hash beer.
10:00-12:00 PM Registration and habadashery are open, this is your last chance to get your shit while anyone in Jacksonville is still sober.
12:00-12:30 PM Circle UP wankers for the 2019 KGB Memorial Red Dress! The Drunk Front is rolling in, led by A.I.D.S. and Three’s Company! Get on the shuttles once they arrive. Lunch and dinner will be served on trail, eat hardy as it’s going to be a long day!
9:30 PM Leave the On-After with only photographic evidence of your day at the beach, and maybe some hash crud brewing.
Until'ish More of the same shit you did last night, only drunker. Good luck with the hook ups. We still
have your waivers.


7:00 -10:00 AM Scavenge for food, bloody marys and mimosas, there should be some left. Pack your shit, check out, and get ready for one last go around. If you are finalizing the float, get your butt to GGB and Sparky's.
11:00 AM Get some hungover grub on with Jax Beach H3 at 275 1st Street South, # 302 Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250, hosted by Highway Hummer and GGB! Door code is #6969.
1:00 PM ish Shake the crust off of your red dress or someone else's put it on and get down to the parade staging area - Float will be staged in the parking lot behind the Ritz between 3rd Ave N and 4th Ave N. We are in Group #10.
2 PM Parade starts
4 PM Parade finished, go back to Highway's or find a place to eat and drink some more, hit the beach, get the heck out of dodge.


Public Event

See the full list!

100 Hashers came

including:

Potential Mound Scrubber

(JaxH3)

Kinky Collared Bitch

(JaxH3)

Just Teressa

(HbH3)

Sicilian Family Portrait

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

3 Knuckle Shufffle

PalmettoH3
...

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

JustMarie

(JaxH3)

Fireman In The Hole

(PalatkaH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

These Pants Ain’t Gonna Shit Themselves

(JaxH3)

Shut The Fuck Up Donnie

(JaxH3)

Just Curt

(JaxH3)

Helen Smeller

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Lil Sleazy Wop

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

RV

(SntH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(KittensH3)

Just Lora

(SavH3)

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

3 Second Souvenir

(SavH3)

2 Fisted Sock Fucker

Jacksonville H3
...

Face Plant Puke Princess

(JaxH3)

NFHN Richard

(AUGH3)

VirginJhene

Jacksonville H3
...

Yerro Soro Cup

(Samurai hhh)

Hashtray

Jacksonville Urban Hash House Harriers
Your butt goes here.

Die Bitch Die

(East Coast Nomads)

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Lady GagGag

(SoCoH3)

She Loves the Cock(pit)

(JaxH3)

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(Ashville H3)

All Bur No Fur

(JaxH3)

Flying Saucers

(PCH3IT)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Toilet Tosser

Jacksonville H3
I'm not drunk, you're ...

Sirsipious

(KwajH3)

HR Cuff n Stuff

(JaxBeachH3)

Holy Water

Jacksonville H3
...

Just Ed

(JaxH3)

Sqawts on Dick

(JaxH3)

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Virgin Jackie

(JaxH3)

Chippendale

(O2H3)

Porks Me Gentiley

(JaxH3)

Kink Stink & Ink

(Jacksonville H3)

Aquabator

Jacksonville H3
...

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

KIRBY

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher

(JaxH3)

Choice of a New Penetration

WerewolfH3 FullMoons
...

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

Just Lolly (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Queef 'n' Cheddar

(SavH3)

Just Jenn

(Na pending)

jerryz kidd

(SAH3)

Hops on Pops

(GATRH3, JaxBeachH3)

Sailor YourAnus

(JaxH3)

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

Tigger

(JaxBeachH3)

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Stretch Ass Strong

Jacksonville H3
Enjoying a beverage an...

Redwing Hoover

Jacksonville H3
Where’s the boob check?

Any Object Will Do

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Rectal Roommate

(TBH3)

Careless Cum Shot

TBDH3

pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

the Nappy Headed Homo

(JaxH3)

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Hump and Cuming

(JaxH3)

Easy A

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Yellow suburine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

GGB

Intrigued

Fire n the Hole

(JaxUH3)

Sakura Manko

(Nomads)

7-10 Split

(JaxH3)

Highway Hummer

Jax Beach H3
...

Muddy Twaters

(DCRW)

Daisy Dikes

(MiamiH3)

DeadPeterBeater

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Gin Comes Out Yellow

JaxH3
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Just will

(Jacksonville H3)

Pipe down in the library

(JaxH3)

Just Marie

(JaxH3)

Moist: the Last Dick Bender

(JaxH3)

Whorenado Alley

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Scurvy Seadog

(Jacksonville H3)

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)