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JaxH3 21st Anal KGB RED DRESS RUN 2019

04/26 04:00 PM to 04/28 04:00 PM

A JaxH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69

Hare(s):

A.I.D.S., Three's Company (JaxH3)

The 21st ANAL JACKSONVILLE KGB RED DRESS RUN

Welcum all you wayward hashers! Have you been to Goodwill lately and found that sweet, sassy and sexy Red Dress? Show it off at the beach this year with the 21st Anal KGB Memorial Red Dress. JaxH3 will be hosting a weekend of beer, boobs, butts, and Red Headed Sluts. One other thing, we are going to be participating in the Opening of the Beaches parade, so get ready to strut your stuff all weekend long. We have secured an amazing hotel with a bar and pool that will be open for us to use and abuse throughout the event.

Rego now for $69 to JaxH3hashcash@gmail.com if you do not use the automated options.Book your room with the link below or you can call the Hotel direct with the code Red Dress to make sure you get in the hash block.

On-On and look for updates soon!


KGB RED DRESS RUN

Location Details

KGB Memorial Red Dress

2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

EconoLodge Mayport (904) 249-0313 Code is "Red Dress"

Make a Reservation

Room block rates ($75 a night) are guaranteed until 3/15. The hotel is freshly renovated. If you call or book via the upcoming link, you will not be charged until you check in.


2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

Schedule of Events

Before 4 Arrive at hash hotel, check in, argue pointlessly with hotel staff. Take whatever room you get and drink your own liquor.
4 -6 PM Tap Kegs and Registration opens in the hotel lobby. Sign in, get your wristbands and gimmies, continue drinking, mingle and plan your strategy.
6:00 PM Dinner is served at the hotel bar! Carb up so you can continue drinking.
7:30 PM It’s time for some nighttime beach trail, cum see Jax Urban H3 do their thang! Trail will be hared by Kink, Stink and Ink as well as Just Had my Hive Bleached. Hash Cash is $5.
8 PM If you are a Never leave camp H3’er or just can’t drag yourself out of the pool, Scare-oke begins at the pub. Or stay and play at the hotel bar and pool. All open til 2 AM.
Until’ish Drunken shenanigans, hook ups, find a bed. It doesn’t have to be your bed, but you signed a waiver.


7:00 -10:00 AM Enjoy food, bloody marys and mimosas in the lobby. Pretend you don't remember anything from last night. The Hotel has cuntinental breakfast starting at 7 AM and the bar opens at 10:00 for hash beer.
10:00-12:00 PM Registration and habadashery are open, this is your last chance to get your shit while anyone in Jacksonville is still sober.
12:00-12:30 PM Circle UP wankers for the 2019 KGB Memorial Red Dress! The Drunk Front is rolling in, led by A.I.D.S. and Three’s Company! Get on the shuttles once they arrive. Lunch and dinner will be served on trail, eat hardy as it’s going to be a long day!
9:30 PM Leave the On-After with only photographic evidence of your day at the beach, and maybe some hash crud brewing.
Until'ish More of the same shit you did last night, only drunker. Good luck with the hook ups. We still
have your waivers.


7:00 -10:00 AM Scavenge for food, bloody marys and mimosas, there should be some left. Pack your shit, check out, and get ready for one last go around. If you are finalizing the float, get your butt to GGB and Sparky's.
11:00 AM Get some hungover grub on with Jax Beach H3 at 275 1st Street South, # 302 Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250, hosted by Highway Hummer and GGB! Door code is #6969.
1:00 PM ish Shake the crust off of your red dress or someone else's put it on and get down to the parade staging area - Float will be staged in the parking lot behind the Ritz between 3rd Ave N and 4th Ave N. We are in Group #10.
2 PM Parade starts
4 PM Parade finished, go back to Highway's or find a place to eat and drink some more, hit the beach, get the heck out of dodge.


Public Event

See the full list!

100 Hashers came

including:

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Pipe down in the library

(JaxH3)

NFHN Richard

(AUGH3)

Just Marie

(JaxH3)

Careless Cum Shot

TBDH3

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

2 Fisted Sock Fucker

Jacksonville H3
...

Virgin Jackie

(JaxH3)

GGB

Intrigued

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

Sicilian Family Portrait

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Just Lolly (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Sakura Manko

(Nomads)

Lil Sleazy Wop

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Helen Smeller

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Just will

(Jacksonville H3)

Muddy Twaters

(DCRW)

Whorenado Alley

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Kink Stink & Ink

(Jacksonville H3)

pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

Redwing Hoover

Jacksonville H3
Where’s the boob check?

Scurvy Seadog

(Jacksonville H3)

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Just Curt

(JaxH3)

Fire n the Hole

(JaxUH3)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

RV

(SntH3)

Shut The Fuck Up Donnie

(JaxH3)

Kinky Collared Bitch

(JaxH3)

Aquabator

Jacksonville H3
...

Hops on Pops

(GATRH3, JaxBeachH3)

These Pants Ain’t Gonna Shit Themselves

(JaxH3)

Sirsipious

(KwajH3)

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Just Teressa

(HbH3)

Tigger

(JaxBeachH3)

Hump and Cuming

(JaxH3)

DeadPeterBeater

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Sailor YourAnus

(JaxH3)

Holy Water

Jacksonville H3
...

Daisy Dikes

(MiamiH3)

Sqawts on Dick

(JaxH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Hashtray

Jacksonville Urban Hash House Harriers
Your butt goes here.

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Lady GagGag

(SoCoH3)

Gin Comes Out Yellow

JaxH3
( ಠ_ರೃ)

Die Bitch Die

(East Coast Nomads)

3 Second Souvenir

(SavH3)

KIRBY

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(Ashville H3)

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

She Loves the Cock(pit)

(JaxH3)

Easy A

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Queef 'n' Cheddar

(SavH3)

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Highway Hummer

Jax Beach H3
...

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher

(JaxH3)

JustMarie

(JaxH3)

Chippendale

(O2H3)

Porks Me Gentiley

(JaxH3)

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

Just Lora

(SavH3)

jerryz kidd

(SAH3)

Moist: the Last Dick Bender

(JaxH3)

VirginJhene

Jacksonville H3
...

Spanks 4 Cumming

(KittensH3)

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

3 Knuckle Shufffle

PalmettoH3
...

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Yerro Soro Cup

(Samurai hhh)

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Fireman In The Hole

(PalatkaH3)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Flying Saucers

(PCH3IT)

Face Plant Puke Princess

(JaxH3)

Just Jenn

(Na pending)

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Toilet Tosser

Jacksonville H3
I'm not drunk, you're ...

Yellow suburine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

All Bur No Fur

(JaxH3)

Just Ed

(JaxH3)

Any Object Will Do

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

the Nappy Headed Homo

(JaxH3)

7-10 Split

(JaxH3)

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

HR Cuff n Stuff

(JaxBeachH3)

Stretch Ass Strong

Jacksonville H3
Enjoying a beverage an...

Potential Mound Scrubber

(JaxH3)

Rectal Roommate

(TBH3)

Choice of a New Penetration

WerewolfH3 FullMoons
...