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JaxH3 21st Anal KGB RED DRESS RUN 2019

04/26 04:00 PM to 04/28 04:00 PM

A JaxH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69

Hare(s):

A.I.D.S., Three's Company (JaxH3)

The 21st ANAL JACKSONVILLE KGB RED DRESS RUN

Welcum all you wayward hashers! Have you been to Goodwill lately and found that sweet, sassy and sexy Red Dress? Show it off at the beach this year with the 21st Anal KGB Memorial Red Dress. JaxH3 will be hosting a weekend of beer, boobs, butts, and Red Headed Sluts. One other thing, we are going to be participating in the Opening of the Beaches parade, so get ready to strut your stuff all weekend long. We have secured an amazing hotel with a bar and pool that will be open for us to use and abuse throughout the event.

Rego now for $69 to JaxH3hashcash@gmail.com if you do not use the automated options.Book your room with the link below or you can call the Hotel direct with the code Red Dress to make sure you get in the hash block.

On-On and look for updates soon!


KGB RED DRESS RUN

Location Details

KGB Memorial Red Dress

2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

EconoLodge Mayport (904) 249-0313 Code is "Red Dress"

Make a Reservation

Room block rates ($75 a night) are guaranteed until 3/15. The hotel is freshly renovated. If you call or book via the upcoming link, you will not be charged until you check in.


2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

Schedule of Events

Before 4 Arrive at hash hotel, check in, argue pointlessly with hotel staff. Take whatever room you get and drink your own liquor.
4 -6 PM Tap Kegs and Registration opens in the hotel lobby. Sign in, get your wristbands and gimmies, continue drinking, mingle and plan your strategy.
6:00 PM Dinner is served at the hotel bar! Carb up so you can continue drinking.
7:30 PM It’s time for some nighttime beach trail, cum see Jax Urban H3 do their thang! Trail will be hared by Kink, Stink and Ink as well as Just Had my Hive Bleached. Hash Cash is $5.
8 PM If you are a Never leave camp H3’er or just can’t drag yourself out of the pool, Scare-oke begins at the pub. Or stay and play at the hotel bar and pool. All open til 2 AM.
Until’ish Drunken shenanigans, hook ups, find a bed. It doesn’t have to be your bed, but you signed a waiver.


7:00 -10:00 AM Enjoy food, bloody marys and mimosas in the lobby. Pretend you don't remember anything from last night. The Hotel has cuntinental breakfast starting at 7 AM and the bar opens at 10:00 for hash beer.
10:00-12:00 PM Registration and habadashery are open, this is your last chance to get your shit while anyone in Jacksonville is still sober.
12:00-12:30 PM Circle UP wankers for the 2019 KGB Memorial Red Dress! The Drunk Front is rolling in, led by A.I.D.S. and Three’s Company! Get on the shuttles once they arrive. Lunch and dinner will be served on trail, eat hardy as it’s going to be a long day!
9:30 PM Leave the On-After with only photographic evidence of your day at the beach, and maybe some hash crud brewing.
Until'ish More of the same shit you did last night, only drunker. Good luck with the hook ups. We still
have your waivers.


7:00 -10:00 AM Scavenge for food, bloody marys and mimosas, there should be some left. Pack your shit, check out, and get ready for one last go around. If you are finalizing the float, get your butt to GGB and Sparky's.
11:00 AM Get some hungover grub on with Jax Beach H3 at 275 1st Street South, # 302 Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250, hosted by Highway Hummer and GGB! Door code is #6969.
1:00 PM ish Shake the crust off of your red dress or someone else's put it on and get down to the parade staging area - Float will be staged in the parking lot behind the Ritz between 3rd Ave N and 4th Ave N. We are in Group #10.
2 PM Parade starts
4 PM Parade finished, go back to Highway's or find a place to eat and drink some more, hit the beach, get the heck out of dodge.


Public Event

See the full list!

100 Hashers came

including:

DeadPeterBeater

Peach Fuzz Hash House Harriers
...

Black Eye P A

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Sqawts on Dick

(JaxH3)

Scurvy Seadog

(Jacksonville H3)

Shut The Fuck Up Donnie

(JaxH3)

3 Second Souvenir

(SavH3)

Flying Saucers

(PCH3IT)

Awful Twatfull

(CTrH3)

Squirting Bull

Jax Beach H3
I heart Clams.....

Gin Comes Out Yellow

JaxH3
( ಠ_ರೃ)

3 Knuckle Shufffle

PalmettoH3
...

NFHN Richard

(AUGH3)

7-10 Split

(JaxH3)

Squrtle

Tampa Bay H3
Let’s go on an adventure

Hog Riding Bambi Punisher

(JaxH3)

Butt Nutt

Conquistawhore
...

Potential Mound Scrubber

(JaxH3)

Tigger

(JaxBeachH3)

Rachel's Wallet

(SavH3)

Queef 'n' Cheddar

(SavH3)

Highway Hummer

Jax Beach H3
...

Holy Water

Jacksonville H3
...

Just Lora

(SavH3)

Helen Smeller

Brevard Hash House Harriers
...

Hashtray

Jacksonville Urban Hash House Harriers
Your butt goes here.

Moist: the Last Dick Bender

(JaxH3)

Bloody Z

Colorado Kimchi
...

Pipe down in the library

(JaxH3)

Just Teressa

(HbH3)

Kinky Collared Bitch

(JaxH3)

2 Fisted Sock Fucker

Jacksonville H3
...

VirginJhene

Jacksonville H3
...

Virgin Jackie

(JaxH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Happy Thursday!

Doofus White Boy

(GATRH3)

Sakura Manko

(Nomads)

Redwing Hoover

Jacksonville H3
Where’s the boob check?

Dewey Dick'Em All

Jacksonville H3
...

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

A.I.D.S.

Scotch H3
Scotch, Whiskey or Rum...

GGB

Intrigued

Just Marie

(JaxH3)

Any Object Will Do

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Whorenado Alley

Carolina Trash Hash House Harriers
...

Sicilian Family Portrait

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

JustMarie

(JaxH3)

Muddy Twaters

(DCRW)

Kiddie

Tampa Bay H3
...

Just Lolly (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Dude! Where's My Nut?

XGMH3
It takes a lot of work...

All the Meat You Can Eat

(JaxH3)

Toilet Tosser

Jacksonville H3
I'm not drunk, you're ...

Just Ed

(JaxH3)

Kink Stink & Ink

(Jacksonville H3)

Lil Sleazy Wop

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

All Bur No Fur

(JaxH3)

HR Cuff n Stuff

(JaxBeachH3)

Fireman In The Hole

(PalatkaH3)

Spanks 4 Cumming

(KittensH3)

Chippendale

(O2H3)

Otter Fuck Your Cousin

Jacksonville H3
I mostly eat clams and...

Yerro Soro Cup

(Samurai hhh)

Yellow suburine

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

Aquabator

Jacksonville H3
...

Farta Sutra

(SavH3)

Porks Me Gentiley

(JaxH3)

Fire n the Hole

(JaxUH3)

Choice of a New Penetration

WerewolfH3 FullMoons
...

Die Bitch Die

(East Coast Nomads)

THE VIRGINATOR

(DCRW)

Rectal Roommate

(TBH3)

pre party ejaculation

(SavH3)

jerryz kidd

(SAH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Stretch Ass Strong

Jacksonville H3
Enjoying a beverage an...

Sirsipious

(KwajH3)

Just Curt

(JaxH3)

Just Jenn

(Na pending)

Just will

(Jacksonville H3)

Hump and Cuming

(JaxH3)

KIRBY

Upstate Hash House Harriers
...

Easy A

Mutha Rucker Hash House Harriers
...

Daisy Dikes

(MiamiH3)

Sailor YourAnus

(JaxH3)

the Nappy Headed Homo

(JaxH3)

These Pants Ain’t Gonna Shit Themselves

(JaxH3)

Three's Company (JaxH3)

Jacksonville H3
...

Hops on Pops

(GATRH3, JaxBeachH3)

Face Plant Puke Princess

(JaxH3)

Lady GagGag

(SoCoH3)

Spitz in Scheetz

Jacksonville H3
...

Brownie Eyed Hurl

(Ashville H3)

Careless Cum Shot

TBDH3

Kilty By Association

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

She Loves the Cock(pit)

(JaxH3)

RV

(SntH3)