Hola Wankers!! It's that special time of year when Butt Hare opens his liquor cabinet for shot stops in addition to your cooler beverages. Trail is around 2-to-3-mile trail with 3 beer/shot stops where both will be available. For whiskey drinkers, this shit is top shelf. No swill.

This will be Star Wars Themed AND THIS WILL BE THE JAX/JAX BEACH H3 ERECTIONS TRAIL!!!

You MUST BE PRESENT TO VOTE!! Nominate someone for MM!

HARE: Butt Hare

LOCATION: 11901 Atlantic Blvd Unit 800, Jacksonville, FL 32225

START DATE: May 4

START TIME: 2 PM

TRAIL HASH CASH: $6 for shitty beer; $2 if you bring your own beverage.
** On After pool party and erections may be an additional $5 for food and booze.

Shiggy Meter: TBD, probably 2.0

EXPECTATIONS: This is Star Wars themed, and trail is A to A (back to start).

There is an on after pool party and ERECTIONS at Two Fisted Sock Fucker's home about 2 miles down the road.

WHAT TO BRING: Dry bag, ID, cash, whistles, vessel, virgins, etc. Bring a towel for the pool party and clothing/swimsuits are optional.