JaxUrbanH3 Ol School Urban Shiggy White Flour Springfield Trail

Hare: Redwing Hoover & maybe a mystery hare

Start: 157 E 8th Street (in the back parking lot)(It’s Jacksonville Tattoo and Piercing)(Great business, I highly recommend it; check out my back piece)

Trail Deets: Don’t know yet. But based on how slow and fat I am, probably gonna be a fatboy trail. Depends if I can get a young whippersnapper to co-hare with me. Lots of urban shiggy. Not a lot of regular shiggy. Probably about 3 miles. Dry bag probably not needed, but you never know….

Hash Cash: $5.

What to bring: Hash Attire; whistles; thirst; pleasant attitude; virgins; headlights; keen insight into violations of hash traditions…; let’s see, what else??? Oh yeah…. Loose women! We really need to step up out game on the loose women. I mean, the ones we got are great and all that, but they’re like jello; there’s always room for more.

So… cum on out. Have fun with us this Friday night.

On After: Hyperion Brewing Co is right around the corner. Should be a great place to on after.

Wanted: Beer Truck Driver

I have a position for one beer truck driver this Friday~! If interested in the position, send CV and any personal references you may have for such an important job to me right away. Aqua has decided she wants to do trail.