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JaxH3 Anal KGB Red Dress 2024

04/05 04:00 PM to 04/07 11:00 AM

A JaxH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $99

It is Red Dress time and this year we are combining it with the annual Jax Beach Springing in the Blues music festival.

HISTORY
Kum Gurgling Bitch, better known as KGB, started the Jacksonville Red Dress on May Day in 1999. There we were - about 20 of us wankers wearing red dresses at the School Board building downtown, about to embark on the first red dress run (and yes, we did run) through the streets of downtown Jacksonville.
Fast forward to 2024. A few of us who knew KGB are still here to remember him, yet all of us are here to celebrate the tradition of what he started.

This year we will parade ourselves in our beautiful red dresses around the Jacksonville Beach bars and the Blues music festival!
**PLEASE NOTE: Any bags will be searched at the festival. DO NOT bring weapons on the pub crawl. If you do, you will not get into the music festival and some of the bars, then you will have to stand outside the entrance looking beautiful, but sad.

WHAT YOU GET FOR YOUR REGO The full weekend!
Your cost gets you a bag of gimmies, two dinners, two breakfasts, and lunch before the pub crawl, hash beverages at the hotel and pub crawl, transportation to/from the pub crawl, and entitlement to the events below:

FRIDAY
4PM hotel check in and get your party started!
4:00-6:30 Pool party and hashy Shenanigans
6:30PM trail. Trail theme is Unicorns & Rainbows in memory of Farm to Mouth. Wear your best rainbows and unicorns,
8;30PM dinner at the hotel
**9PM extra credit fat boy trail to The Officer's Club strip joint
11:00 PM Shooting Star Trail

SATURDAY 4/6 (see the Facebook event in Jacksonville Hash House or Jaxh3.com)

8:30-10:30AM Breakfast, Bloody Mary and mimosa bar, and Irish Coffee
10:00-11:00 - Rego check-in and Hab Fair
11:00-12:30 - NapH3, Adult Swim Time, and Shenanigans
12:30 - 1:00 lunch at the hotel
1:30 Circle up for transportation to Jax Beach. Don't be late!
**To keep you wankers from a higher cost, we're using a U-Haul. We'll pimp up the inside with lights, fan, and beverages for your 15 min ride. Claustrophobic? Let MM know.

2:00 Start and circle up for the Red Dress Pub Crawl! Hares away by 2:30
There will be shot/beverage stops, 5 bar stops, dinner on the crawl, and entrance into Springing in the Blues Music Festival

9:30PM transportation back to the hotel.
Evening Pool Party and Hashy Shenanigans

SUNDAY
8:30AM Breakfast, Bloody Mary and mimosa bar and Irish Coffee
10:00 drain the coolers fat boy trail.
11:00 GTFO - find your on after party and safe travels home!

**ON YOUR OWN DOLLAR are the hotel accommodations and OPTIONAL Friday night extra credit fat boy trail (1.3 miles one way) to The Officers Club strip joint,

All event times are Hash Standard Time (HST)

**HOTEL
The Quality Inn
2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233
(904) 249-0313
(904)241-2155

Cost is $109 per night for either a single or doubles until April 1st, then the price goes up. We have full access to their pool and courtyard, smokey attached dive bar (bar booze is not included in your rego cost), and pool room.
The Group code is 4792052 and listed under Hash House Harriers. If the clerk gives you shit, ask for Firas. He's our guy.

BANNED HASHERS
If you are on the Banned H3 list or you are banned at the time of this event, you will not be able to attend.

PAYMENT INFORMATION
Please send your $89 payment here on Hashrego. Just click on the "pay now" link via this site by the end of January, or prices increase (see below). Need other payment options? Contact Porks Me at carajam969700@yahoo.com

Please make your payment by March 30th.

The Rego Price will change over time.
$99 after 01/31/24
**THE COST IS $99 AFTER JANUARY 31. IF HASHREGO CHARGES MORE, CONTACT PORKS or just pay the $99 with fees

The REFUND cut off is March 5.

Your Event Organizers thank you!
- Stretch, Kink, ATM, Nasty Whore, Butt Hare, Tigger, Fun Size, and Porks.

CHARITY
Proceeds and voluntary donations go to Jasmyn House of Jacksonville. JASMYN supports the empowerment of LGBTQIA+ teens and young adults through leadership, advocacy, resources, and a safe and affirming community. Visit their site at https://www.jasmyn.org to make a donation.


Location Details

Quality Inn, Mayport

2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

The Quality Inn, Atlantic Beach Florida

2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233

You must call directly at:
(904) 249-0313
(904)241-2155

And give the group code: 4792052. It is also listed under Hash House Harriers. If the clerk gives you shit, ask for Firas. He's our guy.


Schedule of Events

4PM check in at the hotel - settle in, grab a beverage or two, catch up with friends and get your party started!
4:00-6:30 Adult Swim Time and Hashy Shenanigans
6:30PM trail. Trail theme is Unicorns & Rainbows in memory of our hash brother, Farm to Mouth. Wear your best rainbows and unicorns to pay tribute to our fallen hasher.
8PM dinner at the hotel
Pool Party
**9PM optional fat boy trail to The Officer's Club strip joint
11:00pm Shooting Star Trail


8:30-10:00am Breakfast, Bloody Mary and mimosa bar
10:00-11:00 - Rego check-in and Hab Fair
11:00-12:30 - Nap, Morning Adult Swim Time, and Shenanigans
12:30 - 1:30 lunch at the hotel
2:00 Transportation to Jacksonville Beach to start the Red Dress Crawl. You will have several shots stops and 4 to 5 bar stops, dinner, and the Springing in the Blues Mustic Festival, then transportation back to the hotel.
Evening Pool Party and Hashy Shenanigans


8:30am Breakfast, Bloody Mary and mimosa bar
10:00am drain the coolers fat boy trail.
11:00 GTFO - find your on after party and/or safe travels home!


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