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JaxBeachH3 July 4th Bike Crawl & Dick on a Stick PC 2023

07/01 10:00 AM to 07/05 10:00 AM

A JaxBeachH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $45

This is the anal Jax Beach H3 DOAS and July 4th blow out! There is a schedule of events for the long weekend, and everything is a-la-carte. Please visit the Facebook event page on Jax Beach H3 to RSVP per event.

Saturday July 1st:
Start: Gonzales Park, Jacksonville Beach. 10AM Beer Mile followed by Sloshball Hash Cash $8 for sloshball. RSVP FOR THE EVENT IN THE JAX BEACH H3 EVENT SITE

Sunday July 2nd: Dick On A Stick Hawaiian shirt and flip flop pub crawl to commemorate our fellow hasher, Jay Pafias "Dick On A Stick" who unexpectedly passed in 2006.
Start: Planet Fitness, Atlantic Beach 32233
Time: 1:30 circle up, hares away at 2pm
Hash Cash $45

Monday July 3rd: Beach Day! Enjoy LABIA (Life's A Beach, it's Awesome) on the beach and an evening cook-out. Hash Cash TBD

Tuesday July 4th: Jax Beach anal bicycle bar crawl - Pay As You Go
START: 11 10th Ave N, Jacksonville Beach, FL 32250
1:00PM. Bring a bicycle!
Evening party and fireworks display at the start location.

Wednesday July 5th: Morning GTFO and go back to your regular life.

CRASH SPACE OPTIONS
Contact your local hasher buddies and bribe them with booze.
Quality Inn at Atlantic Beach is 4 miles from start and around $100 per night if you want to cuddle puddle with others. Please note this is NOT a hash hotel and your MM is NOT responsible for anyone staying at the hotel or other locations.
Quality Inn
2401 Mayport Rd, Atlantic Beach, FL 32233 US
ReservationCounter.com: 844-201-3149
July 4th at the beach is VERY busy so plan accordingly.

Events are "a la carte". Visit the Jax Beach H3 Facebook events for their individual details to RSVP


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Schedule of Events

Greetings Hashers. This is the invite for this years Beer Mile and Sloshball Game.

The Beer Mile will commence at 10 AM with the customary 4 beers in 1 mile rule. You bring the beer of your choice. Running Concurrently, Butt Hare and Stretch will be doing a Malort Mile. Contact them if you are brave enough to participate.

Following the beer mile, we anticipate a brief interlude for a water balloon fight around 11 AM followed by Sloshball. Cost for Sloshball is $8 per participant or observer drinking from the keg. Details for a Saturday night trail will be posted in a separate event.


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START: The parking lot in front of Planet Fitness, 253 Royal Plam Drive, Atlantic Beach 32233.
It's behind Seafood Kitchen off Atlantic Blvd and next to ABC liquors on Royal Palm Drive.

TIME: 1:30pm circle up and hab fair, hares away at 2:00pm

HARES: Hung Like A Peanut and Porks Me Gentiley.

HASH CASH: $45 that includes a drink at the bars, a food stop, beverage truck, dinner at the end, and a damn awesome gimmie.

WHAT TO BRING: Wear your Hawaiian shirt and flip flops; trail is about 2 miles, so your tootsies will be ok. Bring ID, CASH for incidentals, and other standard hashy attire
SEE THE FACE BOOK EVENT FOR FULL DETAILS AND TO RSVP


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