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It's Always Hashy in Philadelphia 2018

11/09 07:00 PM

A Hash Weekend

Cost: $69*

It's a BRAND NEW EVENT! It's NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE! It's DEFINITELY NOT A REBRAND OF A PRIOR EVENT! What is it?

It's Always Hashing in Philadelphia!

Join us for Philly’s ONE and ONLY annual event (and maybe shed a tear for the end of the green dress run's 17 year run), set in the heart of the City of Brotherly Love. Get some more use out of that Halloween costume. Come on one last epic hash weekend before you have to see your family for Thanksgiving. Or, continue the bender you're currently on from the summer!

Your rego includes:
• FOUR (4) days of trails and hashpitality!
• THREE (3) hours of open bar and food!
• TWO (2) days of different gimmies
• ONE (1) epic weekend of drunken debauchery which would make even Ben Franklin himself blush

(also all the typical stuff you've come to expect from a Philly weekend: post trail dancing and drinking, food, toe tag, etc)

*2018 gimmie only guaranteed for regos paid by October 15th!

Regos start at $69, then increase. Walk ups will be $100.


It's Always Hashy in Philadelphia! (See each day for theme)

Location Details

Woody's

1302 Walnut St, Philadelphia PA

Voyeur Nightclub

1221 Saint James St, Philadelphia PA

Holiday Inn Express

Call the hotel and ask for the “AlwaysHashy” rate ($149 per night).

1-215-735-9300


1305 Walnut St, Philadelphia, PA 19107

Schedule of Events

Weird Flex, But Okay

Bonner's @ 7:30pm

Have an evening with the Ben Franklin Mob. Hash cash $10


The Gang Beats Boggs

Cherry St Tavern @ 7pm
129 N 22nd St

The Philly Full Moon will set you on a trail (or walkers/bar crawl) through West Philly! Hash cash is included if you rego by September 30th!

Hash cash: $10
Bar crawl on your own


The Gang Does Vegas

Woody's @ 2pm
1300 Walnut St

This is what you've come to expect from a Philly Hash Weekend! While this is a totally new event, we think you could wear a dress on this day, if you so choose. Or be a degenerate gambler. Or the degenerate version of you. Or, you know, you.

Registration will start around 2pm, with trail around 3pm. Multiple drink checks. Dancing. Much rejoicing. Admission to a nightclub for an afterparty to be included in your Rego!


The Gang Gets World Cup Fever

McGillin’s Olde Ale House @ Noon
1310 Drury St

Yet another epic Philly Fatboy Trail, hosted by the Liberty Bell H3!


We'll be throwing a beer mile for the overachievers on Saturday morning!

Meet at 10:30am at 2301 JFK Blvd
(Under the railroad tracks on the Schuylkill River Trail Walk, which you can access from Race Street or stairs at the Market Street bridge)

BYO beer or reach out by Friday if you'd like to have Bud at cost


Public Event

See the full list!

53 Hashers came

including:

Topless Barbie

(NYCH3)

Magically Delicious

(MH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Seven Queer Stitch

White House H3
H3 means family.

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Wikipedophilia

(Space Unicorn H3)

A Vagina Named Martinique

(BosH3)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FINISH

(BosH3)

BVD

(IH3 Ithaca)

Jewel of duh Nile

(Hockessin H3)

Cause for Blindness

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Baaa! Ram Him

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Stain Gretzky

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
#GoalieGoals

AssAssInNation

(BFMH3)

Donald Dick

Yacht Club H3
...

Not In My Hair

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Rear Ender

(DFWH3)

Orange is the New Snatch

DC Road Whores
...

K9-69

(PGHH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

The Great Gashby

(IH3 Ithaca)

Cooter Webs

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

(NOSE)

Mathole

New Haven H3
...

Senior Sodomizing Slut

IWSH3/DCRW/EWH3
Another DC Road Whore

Pounded in the Can

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

3-Way Stop

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tickets

(Rvmnson)

Just Andrew (BFMH3)

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Slothy Seconds

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Always slothy, never s...

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Twat My Mom

(Boston H3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Statutory Consent

(BFMH3)

Third Man In

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(Boston H3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cum Peg Me

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Urine Luck

(BFMH3)

Rubber Ripper

(Hockessin H3)

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Sphincter Grease

(Wandering Whore H3)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Tour DePuke

(H5)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Spare My Finger is loved

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

(H5)

Road Head

(Houston)

Pubic Service Announcement

(Boston H3)

Maybe It's Gaybelline

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...