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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Cumboy Wonder

IH3

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

IH3 Carnal Carnival 2023

08/25 03:00 PM to 08/27 12:00 PM

A IH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $140

Hare(s):

spike and Co.

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all! Step right up and see the amazing spectacle that is the 69th wonder of the world: Ithaca Hash House Harrier's 23rd Weekend: Carnal Carnival. Gaze upon the two headed hare. Who said head? Stare at the oddity that is the three legged man. Nevermind that's just Kickstand.

Will there be rigged games? Probably. Will there be stupid prizes? Also Probably. Will there be beer, food, and good times aplenty? Without a doubt. So cum to our sideshow shitshow dressed as a sexy lion tamer, a sexy sideshow entertainer, a sexy backwoods circus clown, a sexy fried dough stand operator, a sexy demolition derby driver...or you know whatever else you want to interpret the theme to mean.

Let's make this another weekend to remember!

NOTE: Once you've registered, please send $140 paypal directly to santrie@aol.com or Venmo @cumboywonder69 PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. You may also send money via Zelle which is attached to my Phone # @ 315-729-5935 Once paid, please send cumboywonder69@gmail.com your transaction id and that loser will mark you paid. Wanna send a check? Let us know. You will not show up as registered if you have not paid.

House keeping:
Rego or payment issues, contact Cumboywonder @ cumboywonder69@gmail.com
Cabin questions: contact spike @ spike.ih3@gmail.com

Shot stop-at the cabin crawl? I like shots!!!! Let us know if you would like to host a shot stop. Contact Crawdaddy Cooter Esq. @ ab829@cornell.edu and let her know.

Every other inquiry-please contact our GM BVD @ josephlymanmsw@gmail.com

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers is top priority to IH3 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team. The Concrete pad is for camper and RV parking only-cars will be asked to move-so do not park there.

COVID, if you are under Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!

Plan to bring some Cash if you want to purchase Habby...there is very limited cell service!
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up at the Mess Hall.

COSTUMES
So you are still confused about what to wear? It is a Carnal Carnival theme-something with whips etc....

SLEEPING
Tents are the primary accommodation-bring your own and pack it with stuff.

Campers and RV's-Fine-we have a spot-don't bring in enormous vehicles that get stuck please. See the parking attendants at the REGO Table if you are bringing in an RV/Camper-we will tell you where you can park.

Cabins will be first come first served. Contact Mismanagement if you want a cabin. They are limited. Bring your own sleeping bag or linens.

Dogs-seriously can't you leave them home for a couple days???? Well socialized dogs with super responsible owners will be allowed. We do not want to step in dog shit! Problems with the mutt and we will ask that it is confined or removed. NOTE!!!!!! Bring an animal and you must sign a waiver at the REGO table. We had to sign one for Floss so don't get pissed that we asked!

Any Rego past July 15th is not guaranteed whatever awesome habby we decide to get. So REGO already!

Grapes of Gashby Wine hour!!!! Bring a bottle of your favorite wine to share.


Carnal Carnival

Bring a VESSEL!! All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case! DEET AND MORE DEET. TICKS.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3pm - 6pm Rego is open
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales
5pm - 6pm Grapes of Gash Wine Hour
7pm - 8:30pm Dinner
9pm - 10pm Cabin Crawl
9pm - 1am Pants off Dance Off


8am - 10am Breakfast/Registration
8am -10am Hab Sales in the Mess Hall
10:30am Circle up-Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 1:30pm Hash Yoga-bring your yoga mat
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
3pm - 5pm Circle, accusations, awards etc. - Hash Olympdicks,
6:30pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 1am - More Games! Bonfire!
12pm UUUUUUGH! (Naked Run)


8am-10am Grab and Go!
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

See the full list!

134 Hashers came

including:

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Catwoman

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Stunt Boobs

Hogtown H3
...

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Festering Foot Stuff

(SOH4)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Dazed and Cunt-Bruised

(PGHH3 and BRCH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Minute Man

(SOH4)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

CumsReady2Ride

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Garbanzo bean on my face

(SOH4)

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Family on the River

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Customers Always Wrong

(SOH4)

Salty Cumpiss

(BTVH3)

Seemore Butts

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Puff The Magic Dragking

(FCH3)

Mark Suckerberg

(HMHHH)

Can cum in my mouth

(Hogtown)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Back Door Buzz

(Hogtown)

Don't Tell Daddy

(SOH4)

Tri Anything

(SOH4)

Home Blown

(FCH3 & POPR)

Arachnoshartia

(HV_H3)

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Rides and Screams

(Ottawa)

Dookie Howser

(FCH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Missed Mayo

(LandCH3)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

JamON_ONmyBox

(FCH3)

Seizer Her Cooch

(HMHHH)

PigFucker

(HMHHH)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

MUDDY TWATERS

(BAH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Reduce Reuce Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Krusty Shorts

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Just Sam

(IH3)

Let the Bodies Hit the Whore

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Sticky Dicky

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

IBSexual

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Pepe le Poo

(Ithaca Hash House...)

Reverse Penguin

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Aunt Vagina

(FCH3)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

M’Orally Challenged

(H5)

Miss D'Erection

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Meow Ja Trois

(FCH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Fuzzy

(IH3)

Just Vanessa

(BostonH3)

Tour DePuke

(H5)

Cock-or-two

HMHHH
or...three?

Shiggy Shaman

(IH3)

A Crotch

(BostonH3)

Messiah

(MOH4)

Forced wood

(IH3)

Waisted Thyme

(HMHHH)

Debasement

(IH3)

Cool Hand Puke

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

Cocks in Socks

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Happy Ending

(IH3)

FlameHer

(SOH4)

Just Emily

(IH3)

Table It

(SOH4)

Just Matt

(Flour City Hash H...)

Assman Cumeth

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
...

Tha Great Gashby

(IH3)

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

BVD

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

All-Purpose Hole

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Just Chris

(IH3)

Loose Early

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

RobinWood

(Flour City)

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

dead in the box

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty Shades of Glaze

BostonH3
Life is better glazed

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Temporal! Temporal! Al...

KickStand

(IH3)

Doggie style Jesus

(IH3)

6.9 on the Rectum Scale

(HMHHH)

ET Bone Home

(IH3)

Over the Hillary

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin

Long Island Lunatics
...

In Your Endo

(LandCH3)

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Masturbator Dislocator, MD

(NYCH3)

LayzHer Pussy

(IH3)

RaidR

(NVHHH)

Nerves of Squeal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Viking of the Yeast

(Buffalo Hash Hous...)

Hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

ASSEROLE

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Cartwheels for Cock

Buffalo Hash House Harriers
...

spank n' slide

(IH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Dr. Don't Do Little Animals

(H5-Pa)

Kunt Fu

Hudson Valley H3
...

Jizz Whizz or Wizz

(IH3)

Penis Head

(Dayton Hash House...)

Can't Bone On Sundays

(Happy Valley H3)

Squeak Box

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Weenie Todd, The Mad Butcher of Ithaca

(Ithaca H3)

Bumper Thumper

(SOH4)

Pink Penalty

(SOH4)

THE VIRGINATOR

(BAH3)

Decibelle

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
...

KY

(H5)

Spike

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Lost In the Pink

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

I'd Climb That

(IH3)

Virgin Emily

(HMHHH)