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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Cumboy Wonder

IH3

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

IH3 Carnal Carnival 2023

08/25 03:00 PM to 08/27 12:00 PM

A IH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $140

Hare(s):

spike and Co.

Shiggy:

Cum one, cum all! Step right up and see the amazing spectacle that is the 69th wonder of the world: Ithaca Hash House Harrier's 23rd Weekend: Carnal Carnival. Gaze upon the two headed hare. Who said head? Stare at the oddity that is the three legged man. Nevermind that's just Kickstand.

Will there be rigged games? Probably. Will there be stupid prizes? Also Probably. Will there be beer, food, and good times aplenty? Without a doubt. So cum to our sideshow shitshow dressed as a sexy lion tamer, a sexy sideshow entertainer, a sexy backwoods circus clown, a sexy fried dough stand operator, a sexy demolition derby driver...or you know whatever else you want to interpret the theme to mean.

Let's make this another weekend to remember!

NOTE: Once you've registered, please send $140 paypal directly to santrie@aol.com or Venmo @cumboywonder69 PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. You may also send money via Zelle which is attached to my Phone # @ 315-729-5935 Once paid, please send cumboywonder69@gmail.com your transaction id and that loser will mark you paid. Wanna send a check? Let us know. You will not show up as registered if you have not paid.

House keeping:
Rego or payment issues, contact Cumboywonder @ cumboywonder69@gmail.com
Cabin questions: contact spike @ spike.ih3@gmail.com

Shot stop-at the cabin crawl? I like shots!!!! Let us know if you would like to host a shot stop. Contact Crawdaddy Cooter Esq. @ ab829@cornell.edu and let her know.

Every other inquiry-please contact our GM BVD @ josephlymanmsw@gmail.com

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers is top priority to IH3 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team. The Concrete pad is for camper and RV parking only-cars will be asked to move-so do not park there.

COVID, if you are under Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!

Plan to bring some Cash if you want to purchase Habby...there is very limited cell service!
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up at the Mess Hall.

COSTUMES
So you are still confused about what to wear? It is a Carnal Carnival theme-something with whips etc....

SLEEPING
Tents are the primary accommodation-bring your own and pack it with stuff.

Campers and RV's-Fine-we have a spot-don't bring in enormous vehicles that get stuck please. See the parking attendants at the REGO Table if you are bringing in an RV/Camper-we will tell you where you can park.

Cabins will be first come first served. Contact Mismanagement if you want a cabin. They are limited. Bring your own sleeping bag or linens.

Dogs-seriously can't you leave them home for a couple days???? Well socialized dogs with super responsible owners will be allowed. We do not want to step in dog shit! Problems with the mutt and we will ask that it is confined or removed. NOTE!!!!!! Bring an animal and you must sign a waiver at the REGO table. We had to sign one for Floss so don't get pissed that we asked!

Any Rego past July 15th is not guaranteed whatever awesome habby we decide to get. So REGO already!

Grapes of Gashby Wine hour!!!! Bring a bottle of your favorite wine to share.


Carnal Carnival

Bring a VESSEL!! All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case! DEET AND MORE DEET. TICKS.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3pm - 6pm Rego is open
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales
5pm - 6pm Grapes of Gash Wine Hour
7pm - 8:30pm Dinner
9pm - 10pm Cabin Crawl
9pm - 1am Pants off Dance Off


8am - 10am Breakfast/Registration
8am -10am Hab Sales in the Mess Hall
10:30am Circle up-Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 1:30pm Hash Yoga-bring your yoga mat
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
3pm - 5pm Circle, accusations, awards etc. - Hash Olympdicks,
6:30pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 1am - More Games! Bonfire!
12pm UUUUUUGH! (Naked Run)


8am-10am Grab and Go!
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

See the full list!

134 Hashers came

including:

Cartwheels for Cock

Buffalo Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Reduce Reuce Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

spank n' slide

(IH3)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

PigFucker

(HMHHH)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Fire in my hOle

(H5)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Happy Ending

(IH3)

Fuzzy

(IH3)

Cool Hand Puke

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Penis Head

(Dayton Hash House...)

Tour DePuke

(H5)

Minute Man

(SOH4)

ET Bone Home

(IH3)

Just Emily

(IH3)

Loose Early

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Seizer Her Cooch

(HMHHH)

Aunt Vagina

(FCH3)

In Your Endo

(LandCH3)

LayzHer Pussy

(IH3)

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

RobinWood

(Flour City)

Messiah

(MOH4)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

FlameHer

(SOH4)

Customers Always Wrong

(SOH4)

Family on the River

(H5)

Home Blown

(FCH3 & POPR)

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Jizz Whizz or Wizz

(IH3)

Crouching Fiber Hidden Poopin

Long Island Lunatics
...

Catwoman

Dayton Hash House Harriers
...

Over the Hillary

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

BVD

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Let the Bodies Hit the Whore

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Rides and Screams

(Ottawa)

Squeak Box

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Debasement

(IH3)

Dookie Howser

(FCH3)

Can't Bone On Sundays

(Happy Valley H3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

MUDDY TWATERS

(BAH3)

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

Hillbilly H3
2024 WVIH

Seemore Butts

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

RaidR

(NVHHH)

Meow Ja Trois

(FCH3)

Stunt Boobs

Hogtown H3
...

Spike

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Festering Foot Stuff

(SOH4)

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Kunt Fu

Hudson Valley H3
...

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

Forced wood

(IH3)

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

JamON_ONmyBox

(FCH3)

Mark Suckerberg

(HMHHH)

Waisted Thyme

(HMHHH)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Can cum in my mouth

(Hogtown)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

6.9 on the Rectum Scale

(HMHHH)

Table It

(SOH4)

I'd Climb That

(IH3)

Just Matt

(Flour City Hash H...)

Doggie style Jesus

(IH3)

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

M’Orally Challenged

(H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

All-Purpose Hole

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Just Sam

(IH3)

Tha Great Gashby

(IH3)

ASSEROLE

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

IBSexual

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

CumsReady2Ride

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Pink Penalty

(SOH4)

Miss D'Erection

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Shiggy Shaman

(IH3)

Salty Cumpiss

(BTVH3)

Tri Anything

(SOH4)

Dr. Don't Do Little Animals

(H5-Pa)

Garbanzo bean on my face

(SOH4)

Masturbator Dislocator, MD

(NYCH3)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

dead in the box

Burlington Hash House Harriers
...

Puff The Magic Dragking

(FCH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Cock-or-two

HMHHH
or...three?

Virgin Emily

(HMHHH)

Missed Mayo

(LandCH3)

Sux2Blow

(NVHHH)

Back Door Buzz

(Hogtown)

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Don't Tell Daddy

(SOH4)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Lost In the Pink

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Reverse Penguin

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

KY

(H5)

Cocks in Socks

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Viking of the Yeast

(Buffalo Hash Hous...)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash
...

Assman Cumeth

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
...

Fifty Shades of Glaze

BostonH3
Life is better glazed

A Crotch

(BostonH3)

Bumper Thumper

(SOH4)

Decibelle

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
...

Just Vanessa

(BostonH3)

Pepe le Poo

(Ithaca Hash House...)

Floppy Dicks

WaWhH3
...

Nerves of Squeal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Krusty Shorts

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

THE VIRGINATOR

(BAH3)

Arachnoshartia

(HV_H3)

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Temporal! Temporal! Al...

Just Chris

(IH3)

KickStand

(IH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Sticky Dicky

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Weenie Todd, The Mad Butcher of Ithaca

(Ithaca H3)

Dazed and Cunt-Bruised

(PGHH3 and BRCH3)

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Kiss my Cockbook

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)