Cumboy Wonder
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Cost: $140
Hare(s):
spike and Co.
Shiggy:
Cum one, cum all! Step right up and see the amazing spectacle that is the 69th wonder of the world: Ithaca Hash House Harrier's 23rd Weekend: Carnal Carnival. Gaze upon the two headed hare. Who said head? Stare at the oddity that is the three legged man. Nevermind that's just Kickstand.
Will there be rigged games? Probably. Will there be stupid prizes? Also Probably. Will there be beer, food, and good times aplenty? Without a doubt. So cum to our sideshow shitshow dressed as a sexy lion tamer, a sexy sideshow entertainer, a sexy backwoods circus clown, a sexy fried dough stand operator, a sexy demolition derby driver...or you know whatever else you want to interpret the theme to mean.
Let's make this another weekend to remember!
NOTE: Once you've registered, please send $140 paypal directly to santrie@aol.com or Venmo @cumboywonder69 PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. You may also send money via Zelle which is attached to my Phone # @ 315-729-5935 Once paid, please send cumboywonder69@gmail.com your transaction id and that loser will mark you paid. Wanna send a check? Let us know. You will not show up as registered if you have not paid.
House keeping:
Rego or payment issues, contact Cumboywonder @ cumboywonder69@gmail.com
Cabin questions: contact spike @ spike.ih3@gmail.com
Shot stop-at the cabin crawl? I like shots!!!! Let us know if you would like to host a shot stop. Contact Crawdaddy Cooter Esq. @ ab829@cornell.edu and let her know.
Every other inquiry-please contact our GM BVD @ josephlymanmsw@gmail.com
SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers is top priority to IH3 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.
Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team. The Concrete pad is for camper and RV parking only-cars will be asked to move-so do not park there.
COVID, if you are under Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!
Plan to bring some Cash if you want to purchase Habby...there is very limited cell service!
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up at the Mess Hall.
COSTUMES
So you are still confused about what to wear? It is a Carnal Carnival theme-something with whips etc....
SLEEPING
Tents are the primary accommodation-bring your own and pack it with stuff.
Campers and RV's-Fine-we have a spot-don't bring in enormous vehicles that get stuck please. See the parking attendants at the REGO Table if you are bringing in an RV/Camper-we will tell you where you can park.
Cabins will be first come first served. Contact Mismanagement if you want a cabin. They are limited. Bring your own sleeping bag or linens.
Dogs-seriously can't you leave them home for a couple days???? Well socialized dogs with super responsible owners will be allowed. We do not want to step in dog shit! Problems with the mutt and we will ask that it is confined or removed. NOTE!!!!!! Bring an animal and you must sign a waiver at the REGO table. We had to sign one for Floss so don't get pissed that we asked!
Any Rego past July 15th is not guaranteed whatever awesome habby we decide to get. So REGO already!
Grapes of Gashby Wine hour!!!! Bring a bottle of your favorite wine to share.
Carnal Carnival
Bring a VESSEL!! All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case! DEET AND MORE DEET. TICKS.
3pm - 6pm Rego is open
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales
5pm - 6pm Grapes of Gash Wine Hour
7pm - 8:30pm Dinner
9pm - 10pm Cabin Crawl
9pm - 1am Pants off Dance Off
8am - 10am Breakfast/Registration
8am -10am Hab Sales in the Mess Hall
10:30am Circle up-Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 1:30pm Hash Yoga-bring your yoga mat
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
3pm - 5pm Circle, accusations, awards etc. - Hash Olympdicks,
6:30pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 1am - More Games! Bonfire!
12pm UUUUUUGH! (Naked Run)
8am-10am Grab and Go!
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP
including:
Mark Suckerberg
(HMHHH)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
Viking of the Yeast
(Buffalo Hash Hous...)
MUDDY TWATERS
(BAH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Matt
(Flour City Hash H...)
KickStand
(IH3)
Jizz Whizz or Wizz
(IH3)
ET Bone Home
(IH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Messiah
(MOH4)
Utica Chub
(Syracuse On-on-do...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Rides and Screams
(Ottawa)
Missed Mayo
(LandCH3)
Hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
LayzHer Pussy
(IH3)
Forced wood
(IH3)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
RaidR
(NVHHH)
6.9 on the Rectum Scale
(HMHHH)
Aunt Vagina
(FCH3)
Shiggy Shaman
(IH3)
Just Chris
(IH3)
Weenie Todd, The Mad Butcher of Ithaca
(Ithaca H3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Happy Ending
(IH3)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
A Crotch
(BostonH3)
Home Blown
(FCH3 & POPR)
Customers Always Wrong
(SOH4)
Fire in my hOle
(H5)
Family on the River
(H5)
Salty Cumpiss
(BTVH3)
Masturbator Dislocator, MD
(NYCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
In Absentia
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
I'd Climb That
(IH3)
Just Sam
(IH3)
Just Vanessa
(BostonH3)
Cool Hand Puke
(Syracuse On-on-do...)
Just Emily
(IH3)
spank n' slide
(IH3)
Dr. Don't Do Little Animals
(H5-Pa)
M’Orally Challenged
(H5)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Can cum in my mouth
(Hogtown)
Fuzzy
(IH3)
RobinWood
(Flour City)
Tha Great Gashby
(IH3)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
In Your Endo
(LandCH3)
Table It
(SOH4)
Tour DePuke
(H5)
Waisted Thyme
(HMHHH)
THE VIRGINATOR
(BAH3)
JamON_ONmyBox
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tri Anything
(SOH4)
FlameHer
(SOH4)
Back Door Buzz
(Hogtown)
Garbanzo bean on my face
(SOH4)
Seizer Her Cooch
(HMHHH)
Dazed and Cunt-Bruised
(PGHH3 and BRCH3)
Dookie Howser
(FCH3)
Arachnoshartia
(HV_H3)
Don't Tell Daddy
(SOH4)
Fuzzbuster
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
PigFucker
(HMHHH)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Can't Bone On Sundays
(Happy Valley H3)
Doggie style Jesus
(IH3)
KY
(H5)
Bumper Thumper
(SOH4)
Pink Penalty
(SOH4)
Minute Man
(SOH4)
Penis Head
(Dayton Hash House...)
Meow Ja Trois
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Lady Kale Krotch
(SOH4)
Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.
(IH3)
Virgin Emily
(HMHHH)
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