Cumboy Wonder
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Cost: $109
Shiggy:
RAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!
It's Ithaca weekend once again...where have all you wankers been????
Remember the 90's? Thumping Techno, laser lights, smoke machines, mind altering substances. Ithaca is ready to blast to the past!!!
Bring your mask and your best Rave outfit.....Body Glitter abound!!!!
August is a while away. Plenty of time for vaccinations and penicillin shots if you wankers have not figured out how to use condoms.
We will allow WELL Behaved dogs but if they are an asshole (barkers, biters, poorly socialized with other dogs) then please leave them home.
Any Rego past August 1 is not guaranteed whatever awesome habby we decide to get.
Rego includes all the beer you can drink, tent camping, habby, a personalized tag,
Special Notes: No one under 21 allowed.
Covid: We all know the basic precautions to limit our exposure to Covid. No event can be 100% risk free, however we don’t want to be a super spreader event. We are looking for all in attendance to be this:
1. Fully vaccinated
Additionally, if you are under a government mandated Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!
Please indicate dietary restrictions. We do our best to accommodate everyone's needs.
Rego's are not refundable. Only paid rego will show on the list so pay up when signing up.
We will be doing the Grapes of Gash wine hour so please bring a bottle or two to share.
Raaaaaaaaaage!!!!!!!at the Raaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!
Mask, hand sanitizer, Bug spray, sunscreen, camping gear, a good attitude, condoms, lube, duct tape, safety....use your damn head and be prepared.
TENTATIVE
2 PM: Rego Opens
3pm: Kegs Tapped
6 PM: Grapes of Gash (show up in costume and bring a bottle of wine to share)
7 PM: Dinner
8:30 PM: Camp crawl
10 – 1PM: Dance your ass off
8/8:30 AM: Breakfast begins
10:30 AM: Trail starts
1PM: Lunch
3 PM: Circle
4 PM: Hash games
7/7:30 PM: Dinner
12 AM: Midnight Run
8:30 AM?: Breakfast- Eat whatever is left over
9/10 AM: Fatboy and circle
11-12: Get the hell out!
including:
Cock Or Two
(SOH4)
Nacho Bitch
(FCH3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
Enter the Asshole
(BTVH3)
Kickstand
(IH3)
Krusty Shorts
(SOH4)
Fuzzbuster
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Trashed
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY)
Lady Kale Krotch
(SOH4)
Sinuous
(Quito, Ecuador)
Just Wenny
(NYCH3)
Doris Dicktoria
(Ithaca)
DRAG (Down Right Anal Glory)
(Flour City Hash H...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dancing Fool
(phily)
Gag’em Style
(CUNTH3 )
wishboneher
(Hockessin)
DogE Style
(Rumson)
I'mGoodGetOnMe
(SOH4)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Parka-My-Cock
(Flour City Hash H...)
SeizeHer Cooch
(HMHHH)
Cousin Doesn't Count
(SOH4)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Family On The River
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(IH3)
Spank n slide
(IH3)
Anal
(Nose)
Spluigi
(IH3)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Kunt Fu
(HVH3)
McCavity
(Elgin HHH)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Blow -Me
(IH3)
Cummando Cobbler
(IH3)
The Flying Crapeze
(H5)
Harry CockHer
(FCH3)
Arachnoflowbia
(IH3)
Pigphunker
(HMHHH)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
Table It
(SOH4)
Rickety Shitter
(FCH3)
Fuzz Nuts
(IH3)
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE
(NYCH3 )
Aunt Vagina
(FCH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Serial Lubist
(BTVH3)
DeciBelle
(HMHHH)
Strawberry GumJob
(SOH4)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Brown Noser
(H5)
Did-N-Stix
(SOH4)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Shit Talkie
(IH3)
phWedgie
(H5)
My Little Moany
(Richmond H3)
Tri Anything
(SOH4)
Shiggy Shaman
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(NYCH3)
Twatever
(Nose)
Cums Ready to Ride
(SOH4 )
Dookie Howser
(FCH3)
Bring Out the Gimp
(Pooflingers)
Nurse RainBlow
(LH3)
Utica Chub
(Syracuse On-on-do...)
Forced Wood
(IH3)
Handy
(IH3)
Just Paul
(SOH4)
She Came
(H5)
Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.
(IH3)
Under the Siege
(Gritty)
Squeakboxxx
(FCH3)
Doggy Style
(Mt Vernon)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(THCH3 )
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Ichiball
(SOH4)
The Great Gashby
(IH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Over the Hillary
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Color me drunk drunk
(SOH4)
Pound It, Nail It, Disappoint It
(RH3)
Jug Stain
(Gritty)
RobinWood
(FCH3)
Jizz Wiz
(IH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(HMHHH)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
Red White And Blue Balls
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Not Just the Tip
(BTVH3)
Bodsa
(Elgin HHH)
LayzHer Pussy
(IH3)
Sharin’ Peter
(H5)
Pink Penalty
(SOH4)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BVD
(IH3)
Miss D'Erection
(IH3)
Three Dog Night
(SOH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
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