Cumboy Wonder
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Cost: $109
Shiggy:
RAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!
It's Ithaca weekend once again...where have all you wankers been????
Remember the 90's? Thumping Techno, laser lights, smoke machines, mind altering substances. Ithaca is ready to blast to the past!!!
Bring your mask and your best Rave outfit.....Body Glitter abound!!!!
August is a while away. Plenty of time for vaccinations and penicillin shots if you wankers have not figured out how to use condoms.
We will allow WELL Behaved dogs but if they are an asshole (barkers, biters, poorly socialized with other dogs) then please leave them home.
Any Rego past August 1 is not guaranteed whatever awesome habby we decide to get.
Rego includes all the beer you can drink, tent camping, habby, a personalized tag,
Special Notes: No one under 21 allowed.
Covid: We all know the basic precautions to limit our exposure to Covid. No event can be 100% risk free, however we don’t want to be a super spreader event. We are looking for all in attendance to be this:
1. Fully vaccinated
Additionally, if you are under a government mandated Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!
Please indicate dietary restrictions. We do our best to accommodate everyone's needs.
Rego's are not refundable. Only paid rego will show on the list so pay up when signing up.
We will be doing the Grapes of Gash wine hour so please bring a bottle or two to share.
Raaaaaaaaaage!!!!!!!at the Raaaaaaaaaaaave!!!!
Mask, hand sanitizer, Bug spray, sunscreen, camping gear, a good attitude, condoms, lube, duct tape, safety....use your damn head and be prepared.
TENTATIVE
2 PM: Rego Opens
3pm: Kegs Tapped
6 PM: Grapes of Gash (show up in costume and bring a bottle of wine to share)
7 PM: Dinner
8:30 PM: Camp crawl
10 – 1PM: Dance your ass off
8/8:30 AM: Breakfast begins
10:30 AM: Trail starts
1PM: Lunch
3 PM: Circle
4 PM: Hash games
7/7:30 PM: Dinner
12 AM: Midnight Run
8:30 AM?: Breakfast- Eat whatever is left over
9/10 AM: Fatboy and circle
11-12: Get the hell out!
including:
Cums Ready to Ride
(SOH4 )
Bring Out the Gimp
(Pooflingers)
McCavity
(Elgin HHH)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Puts the tanning lotion in the basket
(Midwest roadwhores )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY)
Just Kevin
(BFMH3)
Just Wenny
(NYCH3)
Serial Lubist
(BTVH3)
DRAG (Down Right Anal Glory)
(Flour City Hash H...)
Dookie Howser
(FCH3)
Pound It, Nail It, Disappoint It
(RH3)
Parka-My-Cock
(Flour City Hash H...)
Lady Kale Krotch
(SOH4)
Sux2Blow
(NVHHH)
Forced Wood
(IH3)
Pigphunker
(HMHHH)
Nacho Bitch
(FCH3)
The Great Gashby
(IH3)
She Came
(H5)
DeciBelle
(HMHHH)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(THCH3 )
Fuzz Nuts
(IH3)
Truck Stop Taco
(Nittany Valley)
I'mGoodGetOnMe
(SOH4)
Under the Siege
(Gritty)
Anal
(Nose)
Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.
(IH3)
phWedgie
(H5)
Krusty Shorts
(SOH4)
Color me drunk drunk
(SOH4)
SeizeHer Cooch
(HMHHH)
Squeakboxxx
(FCH3)
Tri Anything
(SOH4)
Table It
(SOH4)
Shiggy Shaman
(IH3)
Cummando Cobbler
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Shit Talkie
(IH3)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
Nurse RainBlow
(LH3)
Jug Stain
(Gritty)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershe...)
Family On The River
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Utica Chub
(Syracuse On-on-do...)
Ichiball
(SOH4)
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE
(NYCH3 )
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Gag’em Style
(CUNTH3 )
Aunt Vagina
(FCH3)
Blow -Me
(IH3)
Doris Dicktoria
(Ithaca)
Fuzzbuster
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Trashed
(H5)
Dancing Fool
(phily)
RobinWood
(FCH3)
Over the Hillary
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Spank n slide
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(NYCH3)
Doggy Style
(Mt Vernon)
Pocket Full of Lube
(Louisville H3)
Bodsa
(Elgin HHH)
Harry CockHer
(FCH3)
Kunt Fu
(HVH3)
Arachnoflowbia
(IH3)
Sharin’ Peter
(H5)
Handy
(IH3)
Pink Penalty
(SOH4)
DogE Style
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(H5)
Miss D'Erection
(IH3)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca Hash House...)
MacGyver MuffDiver
(BFMH3)
Cock Or Two
(SOH4)
Did-N-Stix
(SOH4)
Cousin Doesn't Count
(SOH4)
Enter the Asshole
(BTVH3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Kickstand
(IH3)
My Little Moany
(Richmond H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
wishboneher
(Hockessin)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
LayzHer Pussy
(IH3)
Twatever
(Nose)
Not Just the Tip
(BTVH3)
Just Paul
(SOH4)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Red White And Blue Balls
(Ithaca Hash House...)
The Flying Crapeze
(H5)
BVD
(IH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(HMHHH)
Sinuous
(Quito, Ecuador)
Strawberry GumJob
(SOH4)
Three Dog Night
(SOH4)
Rickety Shitter
(FCH3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Jizz Wiz
(IH3)
Spluigi
(IH3)
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