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Host Kennel:

Organizers:

Cumboy Wonder

IH3

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

IH3 It’s the End of the World as We Know It and I’m Still Drunk!!! (READ THE DESCRIPTION!!) 2022

08/26 03:00 PM to 08/28 12:00 PM

A IH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $130

Shiggy:

NOTE: Once you've registered, please send $130 directly to santrie@aol.com. PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. Once paid, please send os@ithacah3.org your transaction id and that loser will mark you paid.

In the distant future of 2022 society will be ravaged by a savage plague. The chosen ones will rise from the ashes of a desolate Earth forming roving bands of misfits, petrolpunks, preppers, zombie hunters, dweebies, and dickheads known as hashers. Join us as we ride immortal on the furry chode and help us cross the wasted wastelands in our quest for that of the most scarce and sacred of resources in this ravaged land: BEER. For “It’s the End of the World as We Know It and I’m Still Drunk”

The Ithaca Hash House Harriers present to you our 21st weekend!!! Break out that unused bondage gear, spray paint those shoulder pads, glue some raven feathers to all your shit, throw in some spikes, maybe a chain, and put that bucket on your head for this Mad Max/Zombie Apocalypse/End of the World Extravaganza of Extravaganzas. Our weekend is now old enough to drink so help us get it fucked up!

Paypal Friends and Family only please! Wanna send a check? Let us know.

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers is top priority to IH3 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team. The Concrete pad is for camper and RV parking only-cars will be asked to move-so do not park there.

Covid: Fuck Covid! We all know the basic precautions to limit our exposure to Covid. No event can be 100% risk free, however we don’t want to be a super spreader event. We are looking for all in attendance to be this:
1. Fully vaccinated

We KNOW this sucks! This decision was by popular vote and without it we were at risk of cancelling completely as we would not have enough IH3 Hashers to run this event.

If you are one of the 150 Hashers that came last year then you are already verified with us and need to do nothing more. If you did not attend last year then we will need proof.

Additionally, if you are under Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!

Plan to bring some Cash...there is no cell service!
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s habadashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up in the Mess Hall.

COSTUMES
So you are still confused about what to wear & when? It is a Mad Max theme-The world is ending…go out in style.

SLEEPING
Tents is the primary accommodation-bring your own and pack it with stuff.

Campers and RV's-Fine-we have a spot-don't bring in enormous vehicles that get stuck please. See the parking attendants at the REGO Table if you are bringing in an RV/Camper-we will tell you where you can park.

Cabins will be first come first served. Contact Mismanagement if you want a cabin. They are limited. Bring your own camp mattress and sleeping bag or linens.

Dogs-seriously can't you leave them home for a couple days???? Well socialized dogs with super responsible owners will be allowed. We do not want to step in dog shit! Problems with the mutt and we will ask that it is confined or removed.

Any Rego past July 15th is not guaranteed whatever awesome habby we decide to get. So REGO already!

Grapes of Gashby Wine hour!!!! Bring a bottle of your favorite wine to share.

NOTE: Once you've registered, please send $130 directly to santrie@aol.com. PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. Once paid, please send os@ithacah3.org your transaction id and that loser will mark you paid.


Mad Max

Bring a VESSEL!! All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case! DEET AND MORE DEET. TICKS.

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

3pm - 6pm Rego is open
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales
5pm - 6pm Grapes of Gash Wine Hour
7pm - 8:30pm Dinner
9pm - 10pm Cabin Crawl
9pm - 1am Pants off Dance Off


8am - 10am Breakfast/Registration
8am -10am Hab Sales in the Mess Hall
10:30am Circle up-Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 1:30pm Hash Yoga-bring your yoga mat
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
3pm - 5pm Hash Olympdicks, Circle, accusations, awards etc.
6:30pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 1pm Pants off Dance Off
12pm UUUUUUGH! (Naked Run)


8am-10am Breakfast
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

See the full list!

129 Hashers came

including:

Just Amy (Puff's PLUS 1)

(FCH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

A Better Mouse snatch

(LIL)

Sister Maria

(H5)

Spluigi

(IH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

DC Road Whores
...

Minute Man

(SOH4 )

Rides and Screams

(Ottawa)

Cums Ready to Ride

(SOH4)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Utica Chub

(SOH4)

Squeak Boxxx

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Patron Taint

(LI Lunatics)

Just JP

(BFMH3)

Slips n slides

(Ottawa)

Moans Aloan

(HMHHH)

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Boricua!

Princess & The Poo

DC Road Whores
...

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Sticky Dicky

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

JamON_ONmyBox

(FCH3)

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

WMD

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
Ron Swanson - A charac...

Ichiball

(SOH4)

Fuzzbuster

(H5)

All-Purpose Hole

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Debasement

(IH3)

Reverse Penguin

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Salty CumPiss

(BTVHHH)

What What mud in the butt

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

cousin doesn't count

(soh4)

DeciBelle

(HMHHH)

Makeup Barbie

(PH3)

Lost In the Pink

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Mansauce

(Ottawa)

Fuzzy

(IH3)

Edgewiner

(HMHHH)

Under the Siege

(Gritty)

Cool Hand Puke

(SOH4)

Miss D’Erection

(IH3)

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Namaste n Watch

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Dirty Gerbil

(PGHH3)

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Sperm whale

(NYCH3)

Celine Ding-Dong

(Happy Valley H3)

She wee wee

(H5)

Just Rob

(PH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

D'Oh Balls

(PGHH3)

Jug Stain

GRITTY H3
¥ witchy way? ¥

Forced Wood

(IH3)

Festering Foot Stuff

(SOH4)

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Seizeher Cooch

(HMHHH)

I'mGoodGetOnMe

(SOH4)

Moon

(Pittsburgh H3)

Just Josh

(IH3)

Red White & Blue Ballz

(Ithaca Hash House...)

Dookie Howser

(FCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Wenny

(NYCH3)

Fraggle Cock

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Drunk in the Drunk

(SNOH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Europe'an Whore

(NVHHH)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Aunt Vagina

(FCH3)

Master Hater

Skull & Boners
...

Broke Ass Mountain

(SOH4 )

KickStand

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Just Kim

(FCH3)

Pastorbator

(SOH4)

6.9

(HMHHH)

Messiah

Moon Over Huronia
Putting the Mess i ah ...

Family on the river

(H5)

Mark Suckerberg

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Rexine

(Pittsburgh H3)

RobinWood

(FCH3)

PigFucker

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
Eff Ewe Ewe Effing Eff

Spank n slide

(IH3)

Miss Smashed Socks

(FCH3)

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Loose Early

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Spike

(Ithaca H3)

Krusty Shorts

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

phWedgie

(H5)

Kunt Fu

Hudson Valley H3
...

Shiggy Shaman

(IH3)

Pepe le Poo

(Ithaca H3)

Over the Hillary

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

Tour DePuke

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wrong Thong

Nomad Hash House Harriers
...

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Just Heather

(IH3)

Sperm Burpin’ Shorty

(BH3VT )

Puff The Magic Dragking

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Pink Penalty

(SOH4)

Just Jason

(NH3)

T-Boner

(PGHH3)

Plaidypussy

(IH3)

The Great Gashby

(IH3)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash
...

Just Kim

(IH3)

Just Codey

(FCH3)

Dazed and Cunt-Bruised

(PGHH3)

Seemore Butts

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Crawdaddy Cooter esq

(IH3)

Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Sux2Blow

Nittany Valley
...

Jizz Wizz

(IH3)

Three Dog Night

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

G. I.

(RUMSON)

Airport Slut

(VoodooH3)

Arachnoshartia

Happy Valley H3
Long story short... wh...

BVD

IH3
...