Cumboy Wonder
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Cost: $130
Shiggy:
NOTE: Once you've registered, please send $130 directly to santrie@aol.com. PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. Once paid, please send os@ithacah3.org your transaction id and that loser will mark you paid.
In the distant future of 2022 society will be ravaged by a savage plague. The chosen ones will rise from the ashes of a desolate Earth forming roving bands of misfits, petrolpunks, preppers, zombie hunters, dweebies, and dickheads known as hashers. Join us as we ride immortal on the furry chode and help us cross the wasted wastelands in our quest for that of the most scarce and sacred of resources in this ravaged land: BEER. For “It’s the End of the World as We Know It and I’m Still Drunk”
The Ithaca Hash House Harriers present to you our 21st weekend!!! Break out that unused bondage gear, spray paint those shoulder pads, glue some raven feathers to all your shit, throw in some spikes, maybe a chain, and put that bucket on your head for this Mad Max/Zombie Apocalypse/End of the World Extravaganza of Extravaganzas. Our weekend is now old enough to drink so help us get it fucked up!
Paypal Friends and Family only please! Wanna send a check? Let us know.
SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers is top priority to IH3 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.
Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team. The Concrete pad is for camper and RV parking only-cars will be asked to move-so do not park there.
Covid: Fuck Covid! We all know the basic precautions to limit our exposure to Covid. No event can be 100% risk free, however we don’t want to be a super spreader event. We are looking for all in attendance to be this:
1. Fully vaccinated
We KNOW this sucks! This decision was by popular vote and without it we were at risk of cancelling completely as we would not have enough IH3 Hashers to run this event.
If you are one of the 150 Hashers that came last year then you are already verified with us and need to do nothing more. If you did not attend last year then we will need proof.
Additionally, if you are under Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!
Plan to bring some Cash...there is no cell service!
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s habadashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up in the Mess Hall.
COSTUMES
So you are still confused about what to wear & when? It is a Mad Max theme-The world is ending…go out in style.
SLEEPING
Tents is the primary accommodation-bring your own and pack it with stuff.
Campers and RV's-Fine-we have a spot-don't bring in enormous vehicles that get stuck please. See the parking attendants at the REGO Table if you are bringing in an RV/Camper-we will tell you where you can park.
Cabins will be first come first served. Contact Mismanagement if you want a cabin. They are limited. Bring your own camp mattress and sleeping bag or linens.
Dogs-seriously can't you leave them home for a couple days???? Well socialized dogs with super responsible owners will be allowed. We do not want to step in dog shit! Problems with the mutt and we will ask that it is confined or removed.
Any Rego past July 15th is not guaranteed whatever awesome habby we decide to get. So REGO already!
Grapes of Gashby Wine hour!!!! Bring a bottle of your favorite wine to share.
NOTE: Once you've registered, please send $130 directly to santrie@aol.com. PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. Once paid, please send os@ithacah3.org your transaction id and that loser will mark you paid.
Mad Max
Bring a VESSEL!! All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case! DEET AND MORE DEET. TICKS.
3pm - 6pm Rego is open
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales
5pm - 6pm Grapes of Gash Wine Hour
7pm - 8:30pm Dinner
9pm - 10pm Cabin Crawl
9pm - 1am Pants off Dance Off
8am - 10am Breakfast/Registration
8am -10am Hab Sales in the Mess Hall
10:30am Circle up-Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 1:30pm Hash Yoga-bring your yoga mat
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
3pm - 5pm Hash Olympdicks, Circle, accusations, awards etc.
6:30pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 1pm Pants off Dance Off
12pm UUUUUUGH! (Naked Run)
8am-10am Breakfast
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP
including:
Pink Penalty
(SOH4)
Spike
(Ithaca H3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Spluigi
(IH3)
Ichiball
(SOH4)
RobinWood
(FCH3)
Just Josh
(IH3)
Lady Kale Krotch
(SOH4)
Patron Taint
(LI Lunatics)
A Better Mouse snatch
(LIL)
The Great Gashby
(IH3)
phWedgie
(H5)
Just Codey
(FCH3)
DeciBelle
(HMHHH)
JamON_ONmyBox
(FCH3)
Just Amy (Puff's PLUS 1)
(FCH3)
Dookie Howser
(FCH3)
Under the Siege
(Gritty)
Fuzzy
(IH3)
Minute Man
(SOH4 )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sister Maria
(H5)
Sperm Burpin’ Shorty
(BH3VT )
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Dazed and Cunt-Bruised
(PGHH3)
Just Kim
(FCH3)
Rexine
(Pittsburgh H3)
Edgewiner
(HMHHH)
She wee wee
(H5)
Makeup Barbie
(PH3)
Drunk in the Drunk
(SNOH3)
Crawdaddy Cooter esq
(IH3)
Spank n slide
(IH3)
In Absentia
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Red White & Blue Ballz
(Ithaca Hash House...)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
Broke Ass Mountain
(SOH4 )
Sperm whale
(NYCH3)
D'Oh Balls
(PGHH3)
Moans Aloan
(HMHHH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Heather
(IH3)
Seizeher Cooch
(HMHHH)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca H3)
Miss D’Erection
(IH3)
G. I.
(RUMSON)
Cool Hand Puke
(SOH4)
6.9
(HMHHH)
Jizz Wizz
(IH3)
Just Kim
(IH3)
Forced Wood
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
I'mGoodGetOnMe
(SOH4)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Cums Ready to Ride
(SOH4)
Miss Smashed Socks
(FCH3)
Celine Ding-Dong
(Happy Valley H3)
Europe'an Whore
(NVHHH)
Mansauce
(Ottawa)
Rides and Screams
(Ottawa)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Just Jason
(NH3)
Fuzzbuster
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Airport Slut
(VoodooH3)
Plaidypussy
(IH3)
Just JP
(BFMH3)
Just Rob
(PH3)
Belle of the Balls
(HMHHH)
Salty CumPiss
(BTVHHH)
Aunt Vagina
(FCH3)
Family on the river
(H5)
Shiggy Shaman
(IH3)
Just Wenny
(NYCH3)
Moon
(Pittsburgh H3)
cousin doesn't count
(soh4)
Slips n slides
(Ottawa)
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