Cost: $10
Hare(s):
Jailbait
Shiggy:
"A REAL AMERICAN BALLBUSTER"
Seeing as this is the 10th installment of HVW, what better way to celebrate than with a real a$$-kicker of a trail? For every year of glorious, memory-making shiggy, this year's HVW2017 will take you on 10-plus mile ballbuster down memory lane. Expect an A-to-B trail through the Meramec River Valley, with unforgiving terrain and nauseating heat. Your flesh will be thrashed and bludgened by briars and boulders, but nothing screams #merica more than the red, white and blue. Your balls will be broken and so will your pride, but your reward will be beer, beer and more beer. Mark your calendars and your tombstone. HVW2017 is July 23, 2017. Note: Any online regos after 7/10 will be for trail only. Cost is $10
Ballbuster (10+ Miles)
Bar $
including:
Phone Sex
(STLH3)
Holy Thunder Down Under
(BigHumpH3)
Get's Around
(St Louis H3)
Mother Teresa
(STLH3)
Fake Bake Fuck
(BigHumpH3)
Percocet it and forget it
(CTrH3)
Go Gayhound
(STLH3)
Tased and Confused
(BH4)
Hummers Para Libre
(BigHumpH3)
Stink Palm
(BigHumpH3)
Just Aaron
(STLH3)
Silent Fart
(Sans Clue HHH)
Floppy Dick
(St Louis H3)
SexPit
(LCHHH)
Lazy Ass
(BigHumpH3)
Ovary Punch
(Bell Scott H3)
Eye Swallow
(BigHumpH3)
Disco Ass
(STLH3)
Shits Bricks
(STLH3)
59 Minutes Left...Wanna Talk?
(STLH3)
Splash Mount'em
(STLH3)
peepole
(STLH3)
Licks and Sticks
(STLH3)
Phone Sex
(LCHHH)
Whippets Pants Off
(STLH3)
Hebrew Hammer'd
(BNGH3)
Beaver chaser
(BigHumpH3)
Wild Boar
(STLH3)
TrAInWreCK
(Bell-scott)
Running Nose
(STLH3)
Pee Cock
(BNGH3)
Colorado Cocktease
(STLH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many