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Organizers:

HVW2017

07/23 01:00 PM to 07/23 09:00 PM

A Trail

Cost: $10

Hare(s):

Jailbait

Shiggy:

"A REAL AMERICAN BALLBUSTER"

Seeing as this is the 10th installment of HVW, what better way to celebrate than with a real a$$-kicker of a trail? For every year of glorious, memory-making shiggy, this year's HVW2017 will take you on 10-plus mile ballbuster down memory lane. Expect an A-to-B trail through the Meramec River Valley, with unforgiving terrain and nauseating heat. Your flesh will be thrashed and bludgened by briars and boulders, but nothing screams #merica more than the red, white and blue. Your balls will be broken and so will your pride, but your reward will be beer, beer and more beer. Mark your calendars and your tombstone. HVW2017 is July 23, 2017. Note: Any online regos after 7/10 will be for trail only. Cost is $10


Ballbuster (10+ Miles)

Bar $

Location Details

Simpson Park: Meet @ Pavillion near Lake

1234 Marshall Road, Valley Park, MO 63088

Simpson Park: Meet @ Pavillion near Lake

1234 Marshall Road, Valley Park, MO 63088

Public Event

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35 Hashers came

including:

Whippets Pants Off

(STLH3)

Mother Teresa

(STLH3)

Get's Around

(St Louis H3)

59 Minutes Left...Wanna Talk?

(STLH3)

Phone Sex

(LCHHH)

Hummers Para Libre

(BigHumpH3)

Licks and Sticks

(STLH3)

Splash Mount'em

(STLH3)

Percocet it and forget it

(CTrH3)

Silent Fart

(Sans Clue HHH)

Go Gayhound

(STLH3)

Phone Sex

(STLH3)

Fake Bake Fuck

(BigHumpH3)

Running Nose

(STLH3)

TrAInWreCK

(Bell-scott)

Shits Bricks

(STLH3)

Hebrew Hammer'd

(BNGH3)

Just Aaron

(STLH3)

Beaver chaser

(BigHumpH3)

Ovary Punch

(Bell Scott H3)

Pee Cock

(BNGH3)

Stink Palm

(BigHumpH3)

Disco Ass

(STLH3)

Lazy Ass

(BigHumpH3)

Eye Swallow

(BigHumpH3)

Colorado Cocktease

(STLH3)

Floppy Dick

(St Louis H3)

Tased and Confused

(BH4)

Holy Thunder Down Under

(BigHumpH3)

Wild Boar

(STLH3)

SexPit

(LCHHH)

peepole

(STLH3)