Cost: $10
Hare(s):
Jailbait
Shiggy:
"A REAL AMERICAN BALLBUSTER"
Seeing as this is the 10th installment of HVW, what better way to celebrate than with a real a$$-kicker of a trail? For every year of glorious, memory-making shiggy, this year's HVW2017 will take you on 10-plus mile ballbuster down memory lane. Expect an A-to-B trail through the Meramec River Valley, with unforgiving terrain and nauseating heat. Your flesh will be thrashed and bludgened by briars and boulders, but nothing screams #merica more than the red, white and blue. Your balls will be broken and so will your pride, but your reward will be beer, beer and more beer. Mark your calendars and your tombstone. HVW2017 is July 23, 2017. Note: Any online regos after 7/10 will be for trail only. Cost is $10
Ballbuster (10+ Miles)
Bar $
including:
SexPit
(LCHHH)
Beaver chaser
(BigHumpH3)
Go Gayhound
(STLH3)
Splash Mount'em
(STLH3)
Whippets Pants Off
(STLH3)
Fake Bake Fuck
(BigHumpH3)
Ovary Punch
(Bell Scott H3)
Silent Fart
(Sans Clue HHH)
Licks and Sticks
(STLH3)
Get's Around
(St Louis H3)
Mother Teresa
(STLH3)
Shits Bricks
(STLH3)
Running Nose
(STLH3)
Phone Sex
(LCHHH)
Holy Thunder Down Under
(BigHumpH3)
Phone Sex
(STLH3)
Lazy Ass
(BigHumpH3)
Floppy Dick
(St Louis H3)
Disco Ass
(STLH3)
Hummers Para Libre
(BigHumpH3)
TrAInWreCK
(Bell-scott)
Eye Swallow
(BigHumpH3)
Hebrew Hammer'd
(BNGH3)
Just Aaron
(STLH3)
Stink Palm
(BigHumpH3)
59 Minutes Left...Wanna Talk?
(STLH3)
Percocet it and forget it
(CTrH3)
Pee Cock
(BNGH3)
Tased and Confused
(BH4)
peepole
(STLH3)
Colorado Cocktease
(STLH3)
Wild Boar
(STLH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many