Cost: $115
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!
Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!
"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."
Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!
Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH
Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH
Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO
FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!
Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!
Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!
SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.
including:
5 Finger Me
(NH3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(Poof)
Dead in the box
(Burlington Hash H...)
BJ Tenderpussy
(Biloxi H3)
Counterfeit Dick
(PooFlingers )
Leave a Message After the Bone
(Nomad)
Belle of the Balls
(HMHHH)
Ass to 5th Flour
(Northboro)
Doctor Blow
(BostonH3)
My Little Panties
(HV_H3)
Virgin Candace
(Nomad)
Thighs
(SB-H3)
Dead in the box
(BVTH3)
Shitty Assgasm
(NH3)
On Ah Piss And Ah Dare
(Northboro)
Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.
(IH3)
Just Mike
(H69)
Just Rachael
(H69)
Virgin Angie
(None)
VulvaSoreAss
(NH3)
Two Minute Ride
(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)
Virgin Adam
(Happy valley )
Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)
(HV_H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Dead in the box
(Bh3VT)
Celine Ding-Dong
(HVH3)
Just Jacqui
(HV_H3)
Friar Fuck
(SeacoastH3)
Hood's Hotdog Milk
(NH3)
Pizza Slut
(NYCH3)
Idle Handjobs
(NYCH3)
Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni
(THC-H3)
Just Josh
(THC-H3)
Loud Ass Fuck
(HV_H3 & THCH3)
Pussy Factory
(Poof)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many