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Arachnoshartia

HV_H3

Long story short... what were we talking about?

HV_H3 Monty Buffet and the Search for the Holy Ale 2023

08/18 07:21 PM to 08/20 07:36 PM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $115

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!

Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!

"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."

Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!

Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH

Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO

FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!

Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!

Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!

SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.


Start Location Details

The Miller's Fall Rod & Gun Club

210R Turners Falls Road, Montague, MA 01351

Public Event

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54 Hashers came

including:

Thighs

(SB-H3)

Virgin Angie

(None)

Loud Ass Fuck

Happy Valley H3 & THCHS
...

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Idle Handjobs

(NYCH3)

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Just Mike

(H69)

Virgin Adam

(Happy valley )

Two Minute Ride

(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)

Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)

(HV_H3)

Celine Ding-Dong

(HVH3)

Just Josh

(THC-H3)

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers )

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
No one likes damp cake...

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Dead in the box

(Burlington Hash H...)

Virgin Candace

(Nomad)

Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni

(THC-H3)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

Hood's Hotdog Milk

(NH3)

Quarter Mile Queer

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
QMQ

Dead in the box

(BVTH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

Ass to 5th Flour

(Northboro)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3 & THCH3)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Orgasm Banshee

Happy Valley H3
...

Pussy Factory

(Poof)

Doctor Blow

(BostonH3)

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

Plaidypussy

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Why breathe when you c...

Pizza Slut

(NYCH3)

BJ Tenderpussy

(Biloxi H3)

Dead in the box

(Bh3VT)

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jacqui

(HV_H3)

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Leave a Message After the Bone

(Nomad)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Just Rachael

(H69)

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Friar Fuck

(SeacoastH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(Poof)

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...