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Arachnoshartia

HV_H3

Long story short... what were we talking about?

HV_H3 Monty Buffet and the Search for the Holy Ale 2023

08/18 07:21 PM to 08/20 07:36 PM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $115

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!

Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!

"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."

Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!

Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH

Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO

FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!

Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!

Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!

SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.


Start Location Details

The Miller's Fall Rod & Gun Club

210R Turners Falls Road, Montague, MA 01351

Public Event

See the full list!

54 Hashers came

including:

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Virgin Candace

(Nomad)

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

Dead in the box

(Burlington Hash H...)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
"I can't believe I ate...

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers )

Just Jacqui

(HV_H3)

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

Idle Handjobs

(NYCH3)

Just Josh

(THC-H3)

Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)

(HV_H3)

Quarter Mile Queer

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
QMQ

Orgasm Banshee

Happy Valley H3
...

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

Doctor Blow

(BostonH3)

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

Just Rachael

(H69)

Dead in the box

(BVTH3)

Two Minute Ride

(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
No one likes damp cake...

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Loud Ass Fuck

Happy Valley H3 & THCHS
...

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Pizza Slut

(NYCH3)

Celine Ding-Dong

(HVH3)

Virgin Adam

(Happy valley )

Leave a Message After the Bone

(Nomad)

Just Mike

(H69)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(Poof)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Plaidypussy

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Why breathe when you c...

BJ Tenderpussy

(Biloxi H3)

Ass to 5th Flour

(Northboro)

Dead in the box

(Bh3VT)

Hood's Hotdog Milk

(NH3)

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Virgin Angie

(None)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Thighs

(SB-H3)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3 & THCH3)

Pussy Factory

(Poof)

Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni

(THC-H3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Friar Fuck

(SeacoastH3)