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Arachnoshartia

HV_H3

Long story short... what were we talking about?

HV_H3 Monty Buffet and the Search for the Holy Ale 2023

08/18 07:21 PM to 08/20 07:36 PM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $115

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!

Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!

"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."

Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!

Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH

Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO

FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!

Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!

Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!

SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.


Start Location Details

The Miller's Fall Rod & Gun Club

210R Turners Falls Road, Montague, MA 01351

Public Event

See the full list!

54 Hashers came

including:

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Quarter Mile Queer

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
QMQ

Dead in the box

(Burlington Hash H...)

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Just Mike

(H69)

Virgin Angie

(None)

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Two Minute Ride

(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Just Jacqui

(HV_H3)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

BJ Tenderpussy

(Biloxi H3)

Pussy Factory

(Poof)

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Idle Handjobs

(NYCH3)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3 & THCH3)

Dead in the box

(Bh3VT)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni

(THC-H3)

Pizza Slut

(NYCH3)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
No one likes damp cake...

Ass to 5th Flour

(Northboro)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Friar Fuck

(SeacoastH3)

Loud Ass Fuck

Happy Valley H3 & THCHS
...

Leave a Message After the Bone

(Nomad)

Dead in the box

(BVTH3)

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(Poof)

Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)

(HV_H3)

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

Thighs

(SB-H3)

Just Rachael

(H69)

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers )

Hood's Hotdog Milk

(NH3)

Celine Ding-Dong

(HVH3)

Just Josh

(THC-H3)

Doctor Blow

(BostonH3)

Orgasm Banshee

Happy Valley H3
...

Virgin Adam

(Happy valley )

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

Virgin Candace

(Nomad)

Plaidypussy

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Why breathe when you c...