Cost: $115
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!
Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!
"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."
Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!
Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH
Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH
Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO
FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!
Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!
Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!
SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.
including:
My Little Panties
(HV_H3)
BJ Tenderpussy
(Biloxi H3)
Dead in the box
(BVTH3)
Dead in the box
(Bh3VT)
Friar Fuck
(SeacoastH3)
Shitty Assgasm
(NH3)
Celine Ding-Dong
(HVH3)
5 Finger Me
(NH3)
Ass to 5th Flour
(Northboro)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(Poof)
Two Minute Ride
(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)
Leave a Message After the Bone
(Nomad)
Loud Ass Fuck
(HV_H3 & THCH3)
Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni
(THC-H3)
Dead in the box
(Burlington Hash H...)
Virgin Adam
(Happy valley )
Just Rachael
(H69)
Pussy Factory
(Poof)
Belle of the Balls
(HMHHH)
Counterfeit Dick
(PooFlingers )
Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)
(HV_H3)
On Ah Piss And Ah Dare
(Northboro)
Pizza Slut
(NYCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Just Josh
(THC-H3)
Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.
(IH3)
Virgin Angie
(None)
Doctor Blow
(BostonH3)
Just Mike
(H69)
Hood's Hotdog Milk
(NH3)
Virgin Candace
(Nomad)
VulvaSoreAss
(NH3)
Thighs
(SB-H3)
Just Jacqui
(HV_H3)
Idle Handjobs
(NYCH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many