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Arachnoshartia

HV_H3

Long story short... what were we talking about?

HV_H3 Monty Buffet and the Search for the Holy Ale 2023

08/18 07:21 PM to 08/20 07:36 PM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $115

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!

Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!

"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."

Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!

Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH

Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO

FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!

Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!

Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!

SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.


Start Location Details

The Miller's Fall Rod & Gun Club

210R Turners Falls Road, Montague, MA 01351

Public Event

See the full list!

54 Hashers came

including:

Plaidypussy

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Why breathe when you c...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Virgin Candace

(Nomad)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers )

Dead in the box

(BVTH3)

Two Minute Ride

(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)

Just Josh

(THC-H3)

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(Poof)

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

BJ Tenderpussy

(Biloxi H3)

Virgin Adam

(Happy valley )

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Quarter Mile Queer

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
QMQ

Dead in the box

(Bh3VT)

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Ass to 5th Flour

(Northboro)

Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)

(HV_H3)

Just Mike

(H69)

Just Rachael

(H69)

Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni

(THC-H3)

Leave a Message After the Bone

(Nomad)

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Loud Ass Fuck

Happy Valley H3 & THCHS
...

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

Friar Fuck

(SeacoastH3)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3 & THCH3)

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
No one likes damp cake...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Doctor Blow

(BostonH3)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Celine Ding-Dong

(HVH3)

Hood's Hotdog Milk

(NH3)

Just Jacqui

(HV_H3)

Orgasm Banshee

Happy Valley H3
...

Pussy Factory

(Poof)

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Idle Handjobs

(NYCH3)

Pizza Slut

(NYCH3)

Thighs

(SB-H3)

Dead in the box

(Burlington Hash H...)

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Virgin Angie

(None)