Cost: $115
Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!
Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!
"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."
Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!
Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH
Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH
Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO
FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!
Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!
Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!
SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.
including:
5 Finger Me
(NH3)
Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.
(IH3)
Friar Fuck
(SeacoastH3)
Just Rachael
(H69)
Virgin Adam
(Happy valley )
Ass to 5th Flour
(Northboro)
Just Jacqui
(HV_H3)
Hoover McSuck n Fuck
(Poof)
Dead in the box
(Burlington Hash H...)
Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni
(THC-H3)
Counterfeit Dick
(PooFlingers )
Hood's Hotdog Milk
(NH3)
Two Minute Ride
(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)
Virgin Angie
(None)
Loud Ass Fuck
(HV_H3 & THCH3)
Doctor Blow
(BostonH3)
Just Josh
(THC-H3)
On Ah Piss And Ah Dare
(Northboro)
Just Mike
(H69)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Pizza Slut
(NYCH3)
VulvaSoreAss
(NH3)
Belle of the Balls
(HMHHH)
Thighs
(SB-H3)
My Little Panties
(HV_H3)
Leave a Message After the Bone
(Nomad)
Dead in the box
(BVTH3)
Dead in the box
(Bh3VT)
Pussy Factory
(Poof)
Virgin Candace
(Nomad)
Celine Ding-Dong
(HVH3)
Shitty Assgasm
(NH3)
BJ Tenderpussy
(Biloxi H3)
Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)
(HV_H3)
Idle Handjobs
(NYCH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many