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Organizers:

Arachnoshartia

HV_H3

Long story short... what were we talking about?

HV_H3 Monty Buffet and the Search for the Holy Ale 2023

08/18 07:21 PM to 08/20 07:36 PM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $115

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!

Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!

"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."

Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!

Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH

Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO

FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!

Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!

Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!

SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.


Start Location Details

The Miller's Fall Rod & Gun Club

210R Turners Falls Road, Montague, MA 01351

Public Event

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54 Hashers came

including:

Virgin Angie

(None)

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Doctor Blow

(BostonH3)

Just Rachael

(H69)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(Poof)

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Quarter Mile Queer

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
QMQ

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3 & THCH3)

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers )

Pussy Factory

(Poof)

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Plaidypussy

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Why breathe when you c...

Pizza Slut

(NYCH3)

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)

(HV_H3)

Two Minute Ride

(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)

Idle Handjobs

(NYCH3)

Dead in the box

(Bh3VT)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

Dead in the box

(Burlington Hash H...)

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Josh

(THC-H3)

BJ Tenderpussy

(Biloxi H3)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Virgin Adam

(Happy valley )

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
No one likes damp cake...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Just Mike

(H69)

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

Virgin Candace

(Nomad)

Loud Ass Fuck

Happy Valley H3 & THCHS
...

Friar Fuck

(SeacoastH3)

Orgasm Banshee

Happy Valley H3
...

Ass to 5th Flour

(Northboro)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Leave a Message After the Bone

(Nomad)

Celine Ding-Dong

(HVH3)

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Thighs

(SB-H3)

Dead in the box

(BVTH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Just Jacqui

(HV_H3)

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni

(THC-H3)

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

Hood's Hotdog Milk

(NH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...