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Organizers:

Arachnoshartia

HV_H3

Long story short... what were we talking about?

HV_H3 Monty Buffet and the Search for the Holy Ale 2023

08/18 07:21 PM to 08/20 07:36 PM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $115

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!

Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!

"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."

Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!

Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH

Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO

FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!

Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!

Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!

SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.


Start Location Details

The Miller's Fall Rod & Gun Club

210R Turners Falls Road, Montague, MA 01351

Public Event

See the full list!

54 Hashers came

including:

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

Just Jacqui

(HV_H3)

Virgin Candace

(Nomad)

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Just Mike

(H69)

Orgasm Banshee

Happy Valley H3
...

Celine Ding-Dong

(HVH3)

Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni

(THC-H3)

Dead in the box

(BVTH3)

Leave a Message After the Bone

(Nomad)

Plaidypussy

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Why breathe when you c...

Virgin Angie

(None)

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3 & THCH3)

Quarter Mile Queer

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
QMQ

Loud Ass Fuck

Happy Valley H3 & THCHS
...

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Just Rachael

(H69)

Dead in the box

(Burlington Hash H...)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

Just Josh

(THC-H3)

Thighs

(SB-H3)

Pizza Slut

(NYCH3)

Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)

(HV_H3)

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Dead in the box

(Bh3VT)

Friar Fuck

(SeacoastH3)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
No one likes damp cake...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
KkAWW!!!

Ass to 5th Flour

(Northboro)

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers )

Idle Handjobs

(NYCH3)

Hood's Hotdog Milk

(NH3)

Virgin Adam

(Happy valley )

Two Minute Ride

(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)

Doctor Blow

(BostonH3)

Pussy Factory

(Poof)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(Poof)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

BJ Tenderpussy

(Biloxi H3)