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Arachnoshartia

HV_H3

Long story short... what were we talking about?

HV_H3 Monty Buffet and the Search for the Holy Ale 2023

08/18 07:21 PM to 08/20 07:36 PM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $115

Welcome, Welcome, Welcome one and all to the Happy Valley H3 Campout!

Bring out your thirst and get ready for the first campout with guest stars Northboro H3!

"We apologize for the drunken mishaps through the year, the misman in charge of sacking the last misman has just been sacked."

Are you ready for nerdy fun, followed by field day shenanigans, and one hell of a shitty trail, laid by two GMs? Then stop your gawking and rego already!!

Timeline:
Friday
3PM - Gates open, show up earlier and you'll be put to work... you were warned
6 PM - Dinner
9 PM - Monty Python themed Shot Crawl, dare ye face the blackout knight?!
Rest of the night - DJ for a pants off, dance off
Midnight - UGGGGGGGH

Saturday
8....ish? breakfast
11am - Trail hared by Arachnoshartia and VulvaSoreAss, you were warned.
2..ish? Lunch and Circle
The rest of the afternoon -FIIIIIIIIELD DAY! featuring NH3, and slip and die... thank you Ithaca, iykyk
7...ish - Dinner
Evening - Drink ball/strippy cup/drinking games and back by popular choice.... KARAOKE.
Midnight - UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Sunday
8....ish breakfast
FATBOOOOY?.... maybe?
NOON - GTFO

FOR REFERENCE!!!! The Gun Club has its own liqour license, booze can be purchased at the bar throughout the day if you dont want any of the beer! DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN CLEARLY VISIBLE BOOZE!

Send your Venmo to @kyle-horonzy make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash Name and include Buffet!

Send your paypal to makai1104@gmail.com make sure to include! Nerd name, Hash name, and include buffet!

SEND AS FRIENDS AND FAMILY! we are your friends.... and your family.... don't tax us.


Start Location Details

The Miller's Fall Rod & Gun Club

210R Turners Falls Road, Montague, MA 01351

Public Event

See the full list!

54 Hashers came

including:

Ass to 5th Flour

(Northboro)

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

(IH3)

Hoover McSuck n Fuck

(Poof)

Two Minute Ride

(THC-H3, HVH3, Poo...)

Just Josh

(THC-H3)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3 & THCH3)

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

Sperm Burpin’ Short-Ni

(THC-H3)

Mourning Wood

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Not a happy morning, t...

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
It's 106 miles to Chi...

Plaidypussy

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
Why breathe when you c...

Pizza Slut

(NYCH3)

Virgin Angie

(None)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Idle Handjobs

(NYCH3)

Orgasm Banshee

Happy Valley H3
...

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
No one likes damp cake...

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Drop a Pin, Slip It In

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Leave a Message After the Bone

(Nomad)

Just Mike

(H69)

Loud Ass Fuck

Happy Valley H3 & THCHS
...

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
"I can't believe I ate...

Hood's Hotdog Milk

(NH3)

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

Dead in the box

(Bh3VT)

Virgin Candace

(Nomad)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

One Trick Dick

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Making Every Day Amazing

Dead in the box

(Burlington Hash H...)

Celine Ding-Dong

(HVH3)

BJ Tenderpussy

(Biloxi H3)

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Thighs

(SB-H3)

VulvaSoreAss

(NH3)

Counterfeit Dick

(PooFlingers )

Dead in the box

(BVTH3)

Friar Fuck

(SeacoastH3)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

Doctor Blow

(BostonH3)

My Little Panties

(HV_H3)

Quarter Mile Queer

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
QMQ

Virgin Virginia (Sponsored by Hood's)

(HV_H3)

Just Rachael

(H69)

Pussy Factory

(Poof)

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Just Jacqui

(HV_H3)

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Virgin Adam

(Happy valley )