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HV_H3 DEATH TO BUFFETT: A SLIP AND DIE FAREWELL! 2024

08/09 03:00 PM to 08/11 11:00 AM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $150

Hare(s):

My Little Panties, Damp Cake

Shiggy:

Welcome, Welcome one and all!

It is with great sadness and excitement that I announce this years Buffett!

DEATH TO BUFFETT: A SLIP AND DIE FAREWELL!

Yes, you heard that right, with the passing of beloved hedonist icon Jimmy Buffet in 2023, we at happy valley have decided that we are going to likewise allow Buffett to pass into the realm of memories!
This year marks other landmarks as well! Happy Valley is now 25, and we will be celebrating our discounts on car rental insurance along with you, in the only way we know how, wild debauchery!
This year to celebrate, we are going ALL OUT to bring you all one fucking hell of a campout!
We ask you bring your best Hawaiian attire, to honor Buffett, or your best death costume, you sick-o.

Highlights include!
A GIANT FUCKING WATERSLIDE!
A cheeseburger in paradise burger bar dinner
Wet and wild games, every form of slipping and dying we can think of!
An ACTUAL trail this time (last year, iykyk)
Awesome super-secret SWAG!
Return of Karaoke night!
Funeral Procession
BEER! BEER! BEER!

Just like years past, we ask that you do not "bring your own booze" as the club has a liquor license that we would like them to keep. There is a cash bar available.

Rego money can be sent to My Little Panties via
friends & family option in PayPal: @jpow12345@yahoo.com or
Venmo: @Jessica-Horonzy

Only paid regos will show on the "who is cumming" list. We will mark paid eventually, so if you don't see your name immediately, hold your horses, we'll get there!


Tent: unless you want to raw dog nature, a vessel: if you like drinking, good attitude: nobody wants a debbie downer, a friend: we need virgin sacrifices for the Buffett in the sky

Start Location Details

Miller's Falls Rod & Gun Club

210 Turners Falls Rd, Montague, MA 01351

Schedule of Events

3pm Rego table open & kegs are tapped
6pm Dinner: Burger Bar
7pm Circle
8pm debauchery
9pm Funeral Procession
12am UGH


8am Breakfast
11am Circle up for trail
1pm Lunch
3pm Slip and Die variations: slippycup, slip and die kick ball, ....other things including slipping and dying.
6pm Dinner: Pasta
7pm games
12a UGH


8am Breakfast
11am GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

54 Hashers came

including:

Field of Creams

(NYCH3)

Spluigi

(Ithaca Hash House...)

Belle of the Balls

(HMHHH)

Hammer and Pickle

(PorMe)

The ClothesHer

Skull & Boners H3
...

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Master Hater

(HV_H3)

Tacos on a Bridge

(BosH3)

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

Celine Ding-Dong

(HV_H3)

Bring Out the Gimp

Bahhston Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dean

(PorMe)

Scheiße Minnelli

(NH3)

THIGHS

(SBH3)

Pussy Factory

(Poof H3)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Angie

(HV_H3)

Coregasm

(BostonH3)

Counterfeit Dick

(Poo Flinger H3)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

Crawdaddy Cooter Esq.

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Panties

Happy Valley H3
...

Great White Shart

(HVH3)

Pepe le Poo

(Ithaca Hash House...)

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

Just Christian Bale

(HV_H3)

Just Echo

(HV_H3)

2 Minute Ride

(THCH3 )

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Bye Bye Blunty

(SBH3)

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Debasement

(IH3)

Kunt Fu

(HVH3)

Arachnoshartia

(HV_H3)

On Ah Piss And Ah Dare

(Northboro)

Can't Bone On Sundays

(HV_H3)

Spike

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Coitus Narcoleptus

(HVH3)

Accounts Gayable

(SBH3)

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, WHORE!

Greater Gotham Full Moon Hash
...

Friar

(SeacoastH3)

El Pornito

beantown city hash
...

Rear Mote control

(THC H3 )

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...

Plaidypussy

(IH3)

Big Piles

(HVH3)

Hoods Hot Dog Milk

(NH3)

Just Melissa

(PorMe)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HVH3)

Kinkamagus

Portland Maine H3
what’s a kink without ...