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HV_H3 DEATH TO BUFFETT: A SLIP AND DIE FAREWELL! 2024

08/09 03:00 PM to 08/11 11:00 AM

A HV_H3 Hash Campout

Cost: $150

Hare(s):

My Little Panties, Damp Cake

Shiggy:

Welcome, Welcome one and all!

It is with great sadness and excitement that I announce this years Buffett!

DEATH TO BUFFETT: A SLIP AND DIE FAREWELL!

Yes, you heard that right, with the passing of beloved hedonist icon Jimmy Buffet in 2023, we at happy valley have decided that we are going to likewise allow Buffett to pass into the realm of memories!
This year marks other landmarks as well! Happy Valley is now 25, and we will be celebrating our discounts on car rental insurance along with you, in the only way we know how, wild debauchery!
This year to celebrate, we are going ALL OUT to bring you all one fucking hell of a campout!
We ask you bring your best Hawaiian attire, to honor Buffett, or your best death costume, you sick-o.

Highlights include!
A GIANT FUCKING WATERSLIDE!
A cheeseburger in paradise burger bar dinner
Wet and wild games, every form of slipping and dying we can think of!
An ACTUAL trail this time (last year, iykyk)
Awesome super-secret SWAG!
Return of Karaoke night!
BEER! BEER! BEER!

REGO soon and join us for what may be HVH3’s last campout for the foreseeable future!

Just like years past, we ask that you do not "bring your own booze" as the club has a liquor license that we would like them to keep. There is a cash bar available.

Rego money can be sent to My Little Panties via
friends & family option in PayPal: @jpow12345@yahoo.com or
Venmo: @Jessica-Horonzy

Only paid regos will show on the "who is cumming" list. We will mark paid by EOD, so if you don't see your name immediately, hold your horses, we'll get there!

Check out the size chart for the gimmees to ensure you are getting the right size


Tent: unless you want to raw dog nature, a vessel: if you like drinking, good attitude: nobody wants a debbie downer, a friend: we need virgin sacrifices for the Buffett in the sky

Start Location Details

Miller's Falls Rod & Gun Club

210 Turners Falls Rd, Montague, MA 01351

Schedule of Events

3pm Rego table open & kegs are tapped
6pm Dinner: Burger Bar
7pm Circle
8pm debauchery
12am UGH


8am Breakfast
11am Circle up for trail
1pm Lunch
3pm Slip and Die variations: slippycup, slip and die kick ball, ....other things including slipping and dying.
6pm Dinner: Pasta
7pm games
12a UGH


8am Breakfast
11am GTFO


Public Event

See the full list!

30 Hashers cumming

including:

Hoods Hot Dog Milk

(NH3)

Salty Taco

Skull & Boners
...

THIGHS

(SBH3)

Pepe le Poo

(Ithaca Hash House...)

5 Finger Me

(NH3)

Big Piles

(HVH3)

Love Canal

New York City Hash House Harriers
...

My Little Panties

Happy Valley H3
...

Debasement

(IH3)

Bye Bye Blunty

(SBH3)

Butt Lite

(HCH3)

Damp Cake

Happy Valley H3
...

Pinball Jizzer

Skull & Boners H3
...

Coregasm

(BostonH3)

Spluigi!

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
"I can't believe I ate...

Cumboy Wonder

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jacqui

(HVH3)

Shitty Assgasm

(NH3)

Friar

(SeacoastH3)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HVH3)

Scheiße Minnelli

(NH3)

Accounts Gayable

(SBH3)

Hammer and Pickle

(PorMe)

Spike

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Arachnoshartia

(HV_H3)

Can't Bone On Sundays

(HV_H3)

Skeletwhore

Skull & Boners
50/50 Bombay Sapphire ...