Welcome, Welcome one and all!

It is with great sadness and excitement that I announce this years Buffett!

DEATH TO BUFFETT: A SLIP AND DIE FAREWELL!

Yes, you heard that right, with the passing of beloved hedonist icon Jimmy Buffet in 2023, we at happy valley have decided that we are going to likewise allow Buffett to pass into the realm of memories!
This year marks other landmarks as well! Happy Valley is now 25, and we will be celebrating our discounts on car rental insurance along with you, in the only way we know how, wild debauchery!
This year to celebrate, we are going ALL OUT to bring you all one fucking hell of a campout!
We ask you bring your best Hawaiian attire, to honor Buffett, or your best death costume, you sick-o.

Highlights include!
A GIANT FUCKING WATERSLIDE!
A cheeseburger in paradise burger bar dinner
Wet and wild games, every form of slipping and dying we can think of!
An ACTUAL trail this time (last year, iykyk)
Awesome super-secret SWAG!
Return of Karaoke night!
Funeral Procession
BEER! BEER! BEER!

Just like years past, we ask that you do not "bring your own booze" as the club has a liquor license that we would like them to keep. There is a cash bar available.

Rego money can be sent to My Little Panties via
friends & family option in PayPal: @jpow12345@yahoo.com or
Venmo: @Jessica-Horonzy

Only paid regos will show on the "who is cumming" list. We will mark paid eventually, so if you don't see your name immediately, hold your horses, we'll get there!

Tent: unless you want to raw dog nature, a vessel: if you like drinking, good attitude: nobody wants a debbie downer, a friend: we need virgin sacrifices for the Buffett in the sky