Cost: $85*
Directions
Most maps apps will fail to find Bricknell correctly, the turn is slightly sooner.
46.777083, -123.046667
Visual directions are avaiable here:
https://www.hswtfh3.com/campout
Here we go again! Another Holy Shit! What The Fuck? H3 Campout. You must be a glutton for punishment. Well, that's perfect because you've already got one of the 7 Deadly Sins under your belt, just 6 more to go!
Location
Location has changed! Though we will still be camping on a river, so bring your air mattresses to float on! Or whatever. We will be on hash property, so there will be no muggles to worry about. The destination will also be much easier to access, saving most people a half hour or more.
Rego
Are you an early bird? Do you like worms? ..wait, NVM. The starting rego for this event is $75, this is good until JUNE 8TH when the price goes up to $85. We will be capping registration at 70 hashers. You will only get Hab if you Rego before AUGUST 1ST.
Again that's
Now - $75
June 8th or more - $85
HAB - Before August 1st
70 hashers.
First Cum first Cum.
Consent
No Virgins
There will be a strict No Virgins policy. Any NFNs (or Justs) will need to have a named sponsor to be eligible for campout.
Dogs on Leashes
We love your furry friends but please keep in mind that we will also be requiring all dogs to be on leashes. There may be muggles nearby and we will not be responsible for your pets.
Consent is your friend.
Meals
5 hots! Your rego gets you 2 days with a breakfast, and 2 magnificent dinners! ..something like hot dogs? Or steak? .. maybe it was beef jerky. I can't remember. Someone will remind me by then, so I can update. -Please make sure to select whether or not you are a carnivore or one of those other ones. If you have any allergies, contact an event coordinator so we can help to accommodate. ,,, Also lunch will be provided Saturday.
2019 Drunken Games
Bring your Co-Ed team of 2 Bimbos and 2 Wankers to the Drunken Games.
PRIDE Points will be awarded for how well your team's outfits match.
Events will reward teams who demonstrate their skills in running and drinking events.
Win in such timeless classics as:
WRATH "Fireball Flip & Strip Cup"
GLUTTONY "I Can Drink My Beer Better"
ENVY "I Want To Sit On THAT!"
SLOTH "Lazy Game"
GREED "The Beer Relay Course"
LUST "Stripper? I Barely Know Her!"
Overall first place receives a prize!
FAQ
This page and the FAQ page at www.hswtfh3.com will be updated as the event draws nearer.
Schedule
Friday
- Arrival
- Check in
- Pick up swag
- Consent is sexy
- Camp setup
- Dinner
Saturday
- Hangover
- Breakfast
- ! Games !
- Lunch
- Swimming
- ! Games !
- Dinner
- Erections
- ABC Run
- Drunk naming??
Sunday
- Hangover
- Hangover
- Breakfast
- Cleanup
- HS!WTF?H3 211TH RUnning - Campout Hangover Hash!
Brought to you exclusively by:
--Head fuck up--
Splitt Doggy Dogg
--HAB--
Shoe Said Head & Hobosexual
--Meals--
Mary Had a Little Clam
And all of your Mismanagement!
#ButtStuff
7 Deadly Sins
including:
Itchy snatchy
(H5)
Ice Breaker
(Victoria H3)
Broke Bitch Mountain
(HSWTFH3)
Haley’s Cockit
(WWh3)
Munchkin land
(HSWTFH3)
Wet Spots
(Oregon H3)
Varsity Blows
(SSH3)
Rear Admiral
(N2H3)
Stinkfinger
(Oregon H3)
Vapo Butt Chug
(HSWTFH3)
Disco Balls
(Oregon Hash House...)
12 Pack Rack
(SeattleH3)
Yak Traxxx
(Seattle H3)
Don't Ask About Anal
(N2H3)
Dr DooDiddle
(SSBH4)
Assfault
(SSH3)
NFN Larkin
(Holy Shit! What t...)
Bitch My Hammie
(CBH3)
*Turkey Noise*
(HamsterH3)
Snickers
(Happy Bastard H3)
I Like It in the Soup Kitchen
(Seattle H3)
orgy cycle
(NoBalls)
Cinderella
(DarkSide H3 (Vict...)
Just Patrick
(South Sound shit)
4-in-her
(HSWTFH3)
Kitty Liqueur
(HSWTFH3)
Just Major Concern
(HamsterH3)
Shoe Said Head
SUPER Teflon Dong
(wGASH3)
Polepoundher
(Happy Bastard H3)
Cumming to America
(NoBalls)
Ruff Muff
(HSWTFH3)
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