This event is over.
Organizers:
Hot Mess Hash 5
06/25 01:00 PM
A Trail
Cost: $25
Hare(s):
Numb Nuts
Shiggy:
TBA
It's baaaack!
In the Winter, Gispert giveth us No Wimps, and once again returns its trashy Summertime sister, Hot Mess. Expect multiple beer/hydration stops, at least one bailout spot, and about 10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).
Start: 1pm, pack off between 1:30pm and 2pm depending on pre-hash shenanigans.
Location: Homeward Hills Park
12000 Silverwood Dr, Eden Prairie, MN 55347
We have the Barn (park facility) rented from 1-10pm.
On-after will be on site and we will be grilling. Facility has A/C and a fridge so if you bring a side you can store it there.
Cost: $25 includes T-shirt (indicate size when registering)
Venmo @twintitties
CashApp $TwinTitties
Register by 11:59pm on May 29(?) to make sure I get your shirt ordered.
- arrows don't lie, hares do.
Start Location Details
Schedule of Events
Toaster Tongs returns to host another Hot Mess anal pub crawl!
Theme: mullets & mustaches
Jorts & short shorts required.
FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2022 AT 7 PM
Starting at Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge
10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).
PPP brings you another opportunity to relax and flex that hangover with your fellow hashers! Give our visitors a fond farewell!
Sausage, Mimosas, Bacon, Bloody Mary's, cream chez stuffed french toast... nam nam
Price: $5.69
Memories: Priceless
Location: 4356 Sandstone Dr, Eagan, MN 55122
Public Event
including:
Beaver Careful
(MH3)
Cold Glass of MILF
(T3H3)
Chicken of the Semen
(MH3)
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
Just Jeff
(IndyScent)
Throat Yogurt
(MPLS_H3)
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
(T3H3)
C4B
(MH3)
Anal Burrs
(MPLS_H3)
H2Ho
(Waukesha)
Beef Drapes
(Twin Titties Thir...)
Cumeleon
(T3H3)
Downward Facing Doggystyle
(MPLS_H3)
Fire in the Ho
(MH3)
Abreasting Officer
(WaukeshaH3)
Dickie Dukes
(Twin Titties Thir...)
Mr Ed
(Mpl)
Poop Chute
(Twin Titties Thir...)
Cushion Pushin
(MPLS_H3)
Ms Ed
(TTH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WaukeshaH3)
I Prefer Carpet
(MH3)
I Cunt Even
(WaukeshaH3)
2Fists2Furrious
(THiCC)
Camel Toe
(MPLS_H3)
Cum Chowder
(MPLS_H3)
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