This event is over.
Organizers:
Hot Mess Hash 5
06/25 01:00 PM
A Trail
Cost: $25
Hare(s):
Numb Nuts
Shiggy:
TBA
It's baaaack!
In the Winter, Gispert giveth us No Wimps, and once again returns its trashy Summertime sister, Hot Mess. Expect multiple beer/hydration stops, at least one bailout spot, and about 10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).
Start: 1pm, pack off between 1:30pm and 2pm depending on pre-hash shenanigans.
Location: Homeward Hills Park
12000 Silverwood Dr, Eden Prairie, MN 55347
We have the Barn (park facility) rented from 1-10pm.
On-after will be on site and we will be grilling. Facility has A/C and a fridge so if you bring a side you can store it there.
Cost: $25 includes T-shirt (indicate size when registering)
Venmo @twintitties
CashApp $TwinTitties
Register by 11:59pm on May 29(?) to make sure I get your shirt ordered.
- arrows don't lie, hares do.
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Schedule of Events
Toaster Tongs returns to host another Hot Mess anal pub crawl!
Theme: mullets & mustaches
Jorts & short shorts required.
FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2022 AT 7 PM
Starting at Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge
10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).
PPP brings you another opportunity to relax and flex that hangover with your fellow hashers! Give our visitors a fond farewell!
Sausage, Mimosas, Bacon, Bloody Mary's, cream chez stuffed french toast... nam nam
Price: $5.69
Memories: Priceless
Location: 4356 Sandstone Dr, Eagan, MN 55122
Public Event
including:
Cold Glass of MILF
(T3H3)
Jeanie Weenie
(MadisonH3)
Cum Chowder
(MPLS_H3)
Cumeleon
(T3H3)
2Fists2Furrious
(THiCC)
Downward Facing Doggystyle
(MPLS_H3)
H2Ho
(Waukesha)
Abreasting Officer
(WaukeshaH3)
Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder
(T3H3)
Anal Burrs
(MPLS_H3)
Camel Toe
(MPLS_H3)
Fire in the Ho
(MH3)
Just Jeff
(IndyScent)
Dickie Dukes
(Twin Titties Thir...)
Beaver Careful
(MH3)
Midsummer Night's Cream
(WaukeshaH3)
Ms Ed
(TTH3)
Chicken of the Semen
(MH3)
C4B
(MH3)
Beef Drapes
(Twin Titties Thir...)
Poop Chute
(Twin Titties Thir...)
I Prefer Carpet
(MH3)
I Cunt Even
(WaukeshaH3)
Throat Yogurt
(MPLS_H3)
Cushion Pushin
(MPLS_H3)
Mr Ed
(Mpl)
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