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Hot Mess Hash 5

06/25 12:00 PM

A Trail

Cost: $25


Numb Nuts



It's baaaack!
In the Winter, Gispert giveth us No Wimps, and once again returns its trashy Summertime sister, Hot Mess. Expect multiple beer/hydration stops, at least one bailout spot, and about 10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).

Cost: $25 includes T-shirt (indicate size when registering)
Venmo @twintitties
CashApp $TwinTitties

Register by 11:59pm on May 29(?) to make sure I get your shirt ordered.

  • arrows don't lie, hares do.

Start Location Details

Eden Prairie, MN - more details to follow

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Toaster Tongs returns to host another Hot Mess anal pub crawl!
Theme: mullets & mustaches
Jorts & short shorts required.

FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2022 AT 7 PM

Starting at Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge

10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).

PPP brings you another opportunity to relax and flex that hangover with your fellow hashers! Give our visitors a fond farewell!
Sausage, Mimosas, Bacon, Bloody Mary's, cream chez stuffed french toast... nam nam
Price: $5.69
Memories: Priceless

Location: 4356 Sandstone Dr, Eagan, MN 55122

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