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Hot Mess Hash 5

06/25 01:00 PM

A Trail

Cost: $25

Hare(s):

Numb Nuts

Shiggy:

TBA

It's baaaack!
In the Winter, Gispert giveth us No Wimps, and once again returns its trashy Summertime sister, Hot Mess. Expect multiple beer/hydration stops, at least one bailout spot, and about 10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).

Start: 1pm, pack off between 1:30pm and 2pm depending on pre-hash shenanigans.
Location: Homeward Hills Park
12000 Silverwood Dr, Eden Prairie, MN 55347

We have the Barn (park facility) rented from 1-10pm.

On-after will be on site and we will be grilling. Facility has A/C and a fridge so if you bring a side you can store it there.

Cost: $25 includes T-shirt (indicate size when registering)
Venmo @twintitties
CashApp $TwinTitties

Register by 11:59pm on May 29(?) to make sure I get your shirt ordered.


  • arrows don't lie, hares do.


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Schedule of Events

Toaster Tongs returns to host another Hot Mess anal pub crawl!
Theme: mullets & mustaches
Jorts & short shorts required.

FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2022 AT 7 PM

Starting at Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge


10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).


PPP brings you another opportunity to relax and flex that hangover with your fellow hashers! Give our visitors a fond farewell!
Sausage, Mimosas, Bacon, Bloody Mary's, cream chez stuffed french toast... nam nam
Price: $5.69
Memories: Priceless

Location: 4356 Sandstone Dr, Eagan, MN 55122


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37 Hashers came

including:

Pippi Longcocking

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
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Granny Muff Diver

Minneapolis H3
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Just Jeff

(IndyScent)

Cold Glass of MILF

(T3H3)

Bounce Around

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
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Camel Toe

(MPLS_H3)

Balls in the Hole

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
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Takes It All

Waukesha Hash House Harriers
Hash with Pride

H2Ho

(Waukesha)

Chicken of the Semen

(MH3)

Dickie Dukes

(Twin Titties Thir...)

Downward Facing Doggystyle

(MPLS_H3)

Cum Chowder

(MPLS_H3)

Jeanie Weenie

(MadisonH3)

I Prefer Carpet

(MH3)

Ms Ed

(TTH3)

2Fists2Furrious

(THiCC)

Toaster Tongs

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
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Numb Nuts

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
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Cumeleon

(T3H3)

Anal Burrs

(MPLS_H3)

Fire in the Ho

(MH3)

Throat Yogurt

(MPLS_H3)

Midsummer Night's Cream

(WaukeshaH3)

Beef Drapes

(Twin Titties Thir...)

Circle Jerk

Minneapolis H3
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Cushion Pushin

(MPLS_H3)

I Cunt Even

(WaukeshaH3)

Spread Legal

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
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Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
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Mr Ed

(Mpl)

Poop Chute

(Twin Titties Thir...)

Abreasting Officer

(WaukeshaH3)

Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder

(T3H3)

Beaver Careful

(MH3)

Pretty Peggin Princess

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
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C4B

(MH3)