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Organizers:

Hot Mess Hash 5

06/25 12:00 PM

A Trail

Cost: $25

Hare(s):

Numb Nuts

Shiggy:

TBA

It's baaaack!
In the Winter, Gispert giveth us No Wimps, and once again returns its trashy Summertime sister, Hot Mess. Expect multiple beer/hydration stops, at least one bailout spot, and about 10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).

Cost: $25 includes T-shirt (indicate size when registering)
Venmo @twintitties
CashApp $TwinTitties

Register by 11:59pm on May 29(?) to make sure I get your shirt ordered.


  • arrows don't lie, hares do.


Start Location Details

Eden Prairie, MN - more details to follow

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Toaster Tongs returns to host another Hot Mess anal pub crawl!
Theme: mullets & mustaches
Jorts & short shorts required.

FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2022 AT 7 PM

Starting at Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge


10* miles of stupidity, all HARED LIVE by Numb Nuts (and cohare).


PPP brings you another opportunity to relax and flex that hangover with your fellow hashers! Give our visitors a fond farewell!
Sausage, Mimosas, Bacon, Bloody Mary's, cream chez stuffed french toast... nam nam
Price: $5.69
Memories: Priceless

Location: 4356 Sandstone Dr, Eagan, MN 55122


Public Event

See the full list!

18 Hashers cumming

including:

Granny Muff Diver

Minneapolis H3
...

Numb Nuts

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

Faster Funnier Fluffer

Minneapolis H3
...

Cold Glass of MILF

(T3H3)

Spread Legal

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

Cum Chowder

(MPLS_H3)

Balls in the Hole

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

2Fists2Furrious

(THiCC)

Jeanie Weenie

(MadisonH3)

Takes It All

Waukesha Hash House Harriers
...

Pippi Longcocking

Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers
...

Bounce Around

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

Camel Toe

(MPLS_H3)

I Cunt Even

(WaukeshaH3)

Circle Jerk

Minneapolis H3
Get Leid!

Pretty Peggin Princess

Twin Titties Thirstday H3
...

Cumeleon

(T3H3)

Throat Yogurt

(MPLS_H3)