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HbH3 Hillbilly AGM Orange Dress 2023

03/26 12:00 PM

A AGM event hosted by HbH3

Cost: $40*

Hare(s):

Spank and a Haircut - Two Twins

For the first time since 2020, Hillbilly is having an AGM and turnover of mismanagement. This is cause for MUCH REJOICING! AGM is Anal General Meeting - an all-day party where your current MisManagement hands over all responsibilities to the next set of do-gooders who are dedicated to keeping the kennel alive.

Jed sure is tired of being Jed. Come on out and celebrate Jed being someone else, finally! Not only that, but all your MisManagers will turn over. We'll have an entire official day (and unofficial weekend) of Hillbilly shenanigans and fun before saying "whale cum y'all" to the new team.

Come out and say good riddance to:
Grand Master: Drillbert Stinker Dick the Cricket Negotiator
Religious Advisor: Laserpuss
Hash Cash: Can't Talk with my Mouth Full
Hash Cash: Fight of the Bumble Tree
Hare Raiser: Spank and a Haircut - Two Twins

Come out and say howdy to your incumming MisManagment:
To Be Announced!

Theme:
Safety usually cums third here at Hillbilly, but this year's theme is SAFETY ORANGE! Orange dresses are the best, but any orange outfits you have will be welcomed! Whatever it takes to avoid getting shot like a wild critter in the woods. Your hosts will be providing prizes and awards for the best outfits, so this is your chance to get weird! (Not like you needed the excuse...)

What's in it for you:
Gather in Manassas around 1200 on Sunday, March 26th for a proper Hillbilly trail and Hillbilly circle. Collect your limited-edition event patch! Then head into the brewery with included drink tickets and catered BBQ food from HOG SHACK (gluten-free, vegetarian, and vegan options available if you request it in advance).

The official event is a shitty trail and brewery on-after on Sunday, as described above.
Unofficially, outgoing MisMan will be leading a pub-crawl and hotel party in Manassas on Saturday night but that's not part of your rego. Stay tuned for more info to cum on this...

OFFICIAL: Sunday 12:00ish Meet and 1:00ish Hares Away in Manassas
OFFICIAL: Sunday 3:30ish AGM party at Tucked Away Brewing Company.
OFFICIAL: Sunday 7:00 AGM GTFO
BUY YOUR REGO NOW! LIMITED TO THE FIRST 50 HALFMINDS!

UNOFFICIAL: Sunday Night Pub Crawl/Hotel Party on your own dime

If you are having problems paying, send $40 through PayPal (using friends and family, or paying the extra fee) to jed.hillbilly.h3@gmail.com.


Orange Dress

Location Details

Manassas

Start Location TBA

Tucked Away Brewing Company

8420 KAO CIRCLE - MANASSAS - VIRGINIA

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Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

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Hooked on Phallus

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