Cost: $100
The wait is finally over; the season for the Highland Games is upon us!
Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers
What: The 6th Anal Hillbilly Highland Games
When: August 26-28, 2016
Check-in opens at 4:00pm on Friday and the fun doesn’t stop until 12:00pm on Sunday
Where: A brand new venue in beautiful Charlottesville, VA
Camp Albemarle features 4 rustic cabins* with 20 bunks each, 2 bath houses complete with showers, a main lodge for indoor eating and a giant front porch with seating, a covered pavilion with more seating, a fire pit, and a river skirting the property.
*If you’d rather pitch a tent and sleep in the good ole out of doors you can do that too. Sorry no RV’s so glamping is out.
Why: Join us at the rustic Camp Albemarle for 3 days of beer, food, trails, beer, music, debauchery, beer, and hammerschlagen.
Wow: Gimmies, toe tag, games, bonfires, shot and dessert contest, prizes and the coveted hillbilly dog tag earned by a couple of our favorite wankers.
Important Stuff: Friday night is the Shot and Dessert Contest. You are competing for bragging rights and a prize so bring your A-game.
Importanter Stuff: No-one under 21 – DUH! No partial weekend regos – Make hashing a priority and stay all 3 days. No refunds – If you screwed up and can’t attend, feel free to transfer your rego. Email Jed the details after you complete the deal (a waiver will be required at check-in). No pets – Find a sitter. Fido can go without you for a few days. NO EXCEPTIONS
Bed linens/pillows, cardboard and duct tape for the boat race (assembly time is limited to Sunday morning), bug spray, poison ivy block, and tent supplies if you want ‘em. Dignity optional but in no way required.
4pm Check in
4pm Hab bazaar
8pm Nacho bar
10pm Shot/Dessert Trail
All times are hash time
8am Breakfast
11am Trail
2pm Lunch
4pm Highland Games
8pm Dinner
11pm Nekkid Trail
All times are hash time
7am Breakfast
9am Boat Race
10am Fat Boy Trail
12pm GTFO
All times are hash time.....except GTFO
including:
Pumps til it Burns
(Dayton H3)
Duck Shot
Taint my juicy pie
(HbH3)
Little Cock That Won't
(SHIT)
floRIDA
(HbH3)
BushWacker FudgePacker
(MtnBH3)
2 Craps
(Bahrain H3)
Piggy Style
(MtnBH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(Baltimore Annapolis)
Vestosterone
(Rh3)
Mutt Mutt In The Butt
(7H4)
NFN FRANK
(TH3)
Once twice five times a lady
(Rh3)
7 LayHer
(WH4)
Fire in my hOle
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
JustIra
(RH3)
DEATH By Snu-Snu
(MntBH3)
Masocream
(MtnBH3)
Doctor Bomb Bay
(RH3)
Gunna probably spew
(BAH3)
Canned P*ssy
(DCH4/Ch4/Hbh4)
fingerrrrgrgrgrrr
(DCH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Poise 'n Ivy
(MtnBH3)
NFHN Dawn
Hory Fuck That Guys Huge
(7H4)
NFHN Jenni
(MntBH3)
tail hooker
(SVH3)
Drip Shit
(TH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Should Of Swallowed For An A (S.O.S.)
(7H4)
NFHN Dave
(H5)
Up My Butt With a Firetruck
(HbH3, Lunar)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Learner Spermit
(BAH3)
HolyFuck
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mommy May I Hash?
(SWH3)
Just Adam
(TH3)
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
NFHNJayme
(Virgin)
Dietary cheese cunt
(7H4)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Special Ed forces
(Hbh3)
NFN Derrick
(BBH3)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Miles Ze Dong
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H3/OTH3)
More Men the Better
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Cock'll Do-Doo
(SoPiH3)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
Hannibal Licked Her
Pedoles
(Bahrain H3)
Quack Whacker
(RH3)
Queerly I'm striaght
(HbH3)
Tasty Muff
(PGHH3)
Trainal Seepage
(7H4)
it puts the CURTAINS on it's skin
(HbH3)
Isis
(TH3)
Sour Snatch my rubber back
(Hbh3)
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