Cost: $100
The wait is finally over; the season for the Highland Games is upon us!
Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers
What: The 6th Anal Hillbilly Highland Games
When: August 26-28, 2016
Check-in opens at 4:00pm on Friday and the fun doesn’t stop until 12:00pm on Sunday
Where: A brand new venue in beautiful Charlottesville, VA
Camp Albemarle features 4 rustic cabins* with 20 bunks each, 2 bath houses complete with showers, a main lodge for indoor eating and a giant front porch with seating, a covered pavilion with more seating, a fire pit, and a river skirting the property.
*If you’d rather pitch a tent and sleep in the good ole out of doors you can do that too. Sorry no RV’s so glamping is out.
Why: Join us at the rustic Camp Albemarle for 3 days of beer, food, trails, beer, music, debauchery, beer, and hammerschlagen.
Wow: Gimmies, toe tag, games, bonfires, shot and dessert contest, prizes and the coveted hillbilly dog tag earned by a couple of our favorite wankers.
Important Stuff: Friday night is the Shot and Dessert Contest. You are competing for bragging rights and a prize so bring your A-game.
Importanter Stuff: No-one under 21 – DUH! No partial weekend regos – Make hashing a priority and stay all 3 days. No refunds – If you screwed up and can’t attend, feel free to transfer your rego. Email Jed the details after you complete the deal (a waiver will be required at check-in). No pets – Find a sitter. Fido can go without you for a few days. NO EXCEPTIONS
Bed linens/pillows, cardboard and duct tape for the boat race (assembly time is limited to Sunday morning), bug spray, poison ivy block, and tent supplies if you want ‘em. Dignity optional but in no way required.
4pm Check in
4pm Hab bazaar
8pm Nacho bar
10pm Shot/Dessert Trail
All times are hash time
8am Breakfast
11am Trail
2pm Lunch
4pm Highland Games
8pm Dinner
11pm Nekkid Trail
All times are hash time
7am Breakfast
9am Boat Race
10am Fat Boy Trail
12pm GTFO
All times are hash time.....except GTFO
including:
Pyro
(DCH4)
Trainal Seepage
(7H4)
Mommy May I Hash?
(SWH3)
BushWacker FudgePacker
(MtnBH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
7 LayHer
(WH4)
NFHN Dave
(H5)
Learner Spermit
(BAH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
NFN Derrick
(BBH3)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
NFHN Jenni
(MntBH3)
Dietary cheese cunt
(7H4)
Up My Butt With a Firetruck
(HbH3, Lunar)
JustIra
(RH3)
Sour Snatch my rubber back
(Hbh3)
UpperCunt
(H5)
Duck Shot
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Tasty Muff
(PGHH3)
Taint my juicy pie
(HbH3)
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
Isis
(TH3)
Quack Whacker
(RH3)
Vestosterone
(Rh3)
NFHN Dawn
2 Craps
(Bahrain H3)
Special Ed forces
(Hbh3)
Poise 'n Ivy
(MtnBH3)
it puts the CURTAINS on it's skin
(HbH3)
HolyFuck
(SMUTTyCrab)
Should Of Swallowed For An A (S.O.S.)
(7H4)
Canned P*ssy
(DCH4/Ch4/Hbh4)
Mutt Mutt In The Butt
(7H4)
NFHNJayme
(Virgin)
Pumps til it Burns
(Dayton H3)
More Men the Better
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cock'll Do-Doo
(SoPiH3)
Fire in my hOle
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Little Cock That Won't
(SHIT)
floRIDA
(HbH3)
Gunna probably spew
(BAH3)
Miles Ze Dong
(BAH3)
zz bottom the 3rd
(Baltimore Annapolis)
tail hooker
(SVH3)
Queerly I'm striaght
(HbH3)
Drip Shit
(TH3)
Doctor Bomb Bay
(RH3)
fingerrrrgrgrgrrr
(DCH3)
NFN FRANK
(TH3)
Hory Fuck That Guys Huge
(7H4)
DEATH By Snu-Snu
(MntBH3)
Once twice five times a lady
(Rh3)
Masocream
(MtnBH3)
Piggy Style
(MtnBH3)
Hannibal Licked Her
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
Pedoles
(Bahrain H3)
Just Adam
(TH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H3/OTH3)
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