Cost: $100
The wait is finally over; the season for the Highland Games is upon us!
Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers
What: The 6th Anal Hillbilly Highland Games
When: August 26-28, 2016
Check-in opens at 4:00pm on Friday and the fun doesn’t stop until 12:00pm on Sunday
Where: A brand new venue in beautiful Charlottesville, VA
Camp Albemarle features 4 rustic cabins* with 20 bunks each, 2 bath houses complete with showers, a main lodge for indoor eating and a giant front porch with seating, a covered pavilion with more seating, a fire pit, and a river skirting the property.
*If you’d rather pitch a tent and sleep in the good ole out of doors you can do that too. Sorry no RV’s so glamping is out.
Why: Join us at the rustic Camp Albemarle for 3 days of beer, food, trails, beer, music, debauchery, beer, and hammerschlagen.
Wow: Gimmies, toe tag, games, bonfires, shot and dessert contest, prizes and the coveted hillbilly dog tag earned by a couple of our favorite wankers.
Important Stuff: Friday night is the Shot and Dessert Contest. You are competing for bragging rights and a prize so bring your A-game.
Importanter Stuff: No-one under 21 – DUH! No partial weekend regos – Make hashing a priority and stay all 3 days. No refunds – If you screwed up and can’t attend, feel free to transfer your rego. Email Jed the details after you complete the deal (a waiver will be required at check-in). No pets – Find a sitter. Fido can go without you for a few days. NO EXCEPTIONS
Bed linens/pillows, cardboard and duct tape for the boat race (assembly time is limited to Sunday morning), bug spray, poison ivy block, and tent supplies if you want ‘em. Dignity optional but in no way required.
4pm Check in
4pm Hab bazaar
8pm Nacho bar
10pm Shot/Dessert Trail
All times are hash time
8am Breakfast
11am Trail
2pm Lunch
4pm Highland Games
8pm Dinner
11pm Nekkid Trail
All times are hash time
7am Breakfast
9am Boat Race
10am Fat Boy Trail
12pm GTFO
All times are hash time.....except GTFO
including:
Little Cock That Won't
(SHIT)
Drip Shit
(TH3)
Pita
(DCH4)
NFHN Jenni
(MntBH3)
Pedoles
(Bahrain H3)
2 Craps
(Bahrain H3)
Isis
(TH3)
Doctor Bomb Bay
(RH3)
Pyro
(DCH4)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Sour Snatch my rubber back
(Hbh3)
Mommy May I Hash?
(SWH3)
Trainal Seepage
(7H4)
7 LayHer
(WH4)
Hannibal Licked Her
Duck Shot
UpperCunt
(H5)
tail hooker
(SVH3)
NFHN Dawn
Masocream
(MtnBH3)
Taint my juicy pie
(HbH3)
DEATH By Snu-Snu
(MntBH3)
Queerly I'm striaght
(HbH3)
Up My Butt With a Firetruck
(HbH3, Lunar)
Canned P*ssy
(DCH4/Ch4/Hbh4)
BushWacker FudgePacker
(MtnBH3)
Hory Fuck That Guys Huge
(7H4)
More Men the Better
(SMUTTyCrab)
Quack Whacker
(RH3)
Once twice five times a lady
(Rh3)
it puts the CURTAINS on it's skin
(HbH3)
Cooter Pooter
(MVH3)
Mutt Mutt In The Butt
(7H4)
Fire in my hOle
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3)
NFHN Dave
(H5)
Pumps til it Burns
(Dayton H3)
HolyFuck
(SMUTTyCrab)
zz bottom the 3rd
(Baltimore Annapolis)
Vestosterone
(Rh3)
Ole Yell Her
(H3/OTH3)
Learner Spermit
(BAH3)
JustIra
(RH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Should Of Swallowed For An A (S.O.S.)
(7H4)
NFHNJayme
(Virgin)
Piggy Style
(MtnBH3)
Special Ed forces
(Hbh3)
NFN FRANK
(TH3)
Dietary cheese cunt
(7H4)
Tasty Muff
(PGHH3)
Shock My Monkey
(RH3)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
Just Adam
(TH3)
floRIDA
(HbH3)
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
Poise 'n Ivy
(MtnBH3)
fingerrrrgrgrgrrr
(DCH3)
NFN Derrick
(BBH3)
Gunna probably spew
(BAH3)
Cock'll Do-Doo
(SoPiH3)
Miles Ze Dong
(BAH3)
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