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Princess & The Poo

HbH3

If you lay it Hillbilly will cum

HbH3 Highland Games 2016

08/26 04:00 PM

A HbH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $100

The wait is finally over; the season for the Highland Games is upon us!

Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers

What: The 6th Anal Hillbilly Highland Games

When: August 26-28, 2016
Check-in opens at 4:00pm on Friday and the fun doesn’t stop until 12:00pm on Sunday

Where: A brand new venue in beautiful Charlottesville, VA

Camp Albemarle features 4 rustic cabins* with 20 bunks each, 2 bath houses complete with showers, a main lodge for indoor eating and a giant front porch with seating, a covered pavilion with more seating, a fire pit, and a river skirting the property.

*If you’d rather pitch a tent and sleep in the good ole out of doors you can do that too. Sorry no RV’s so glamping is out.

Why: Join us at the rustic Camp Albemarle for 3 days of beer, food, trails, beer, music, debauchery, beer, and hammerschlagen.

Wow: Gimmies, toe tag, games, bonfires, shot and dessert contest, prizes and the coveted hillbilly dog tag earned by a couple of our favorite wankers.

Important Stuff: Friday night is the Shot and Dessert Contest. You are competing for bragging rights and a prize so bring your A-game.

Importanter Stuff: No-one under 21 – DUH! No partial weekend regos – Make hashing a priority and stay all 3 days. No refunds – If you screwed up and can’t attend, feel free to transfer your rego. Email Jed the details after you complete the deal (a waiver will be required at check-in). No pets – Find a sitter. Fido can go without you for a few days. NO EXCEPTIONS


Bed linens/pillows, cardboard and duct tape for the boat race (assembly time is limited to Sunday morning), bug spray, poison ivy block, and tent supplies if you want ‘em. Dignity optional but in no way required.

Start Location Details

Camp Albemarle

1675 4-H Way Charlottesville, VA

Schedule of Events

4pm Check in
4pm Hab bazaar
8pm Nacho bar
10pm Shot/Dessert Trail

All times are hash time


8am Breakfast
11am Trail
2pm Lunch
4pm Highland Games
8pm Dinner
11pm Nekkid Trail

All times are hash time


7am Breakfast
9am Boat Race
10am Fat Boy Trail
12pm GTFO

All times are hash time.....except GTFO


Public Event

80 Hashers came:

Lichtenschtabbed

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Phil Nye The Science Bi

HbH3
more beer checks

Princess & The Poo

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Queef 'n' Cheddar

SavH3
Shot Ski Operator

Quick Closing

MVH3
...

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Yanky Crank

TBH3
...

2 Craps

(Bahrain H3)

7 LayHer

(WH4)

BushWacker FudgePacker

(MtnBH3)

Canned P*ssy

(DCH4/Ch4/Hbh4)

Cock'll Do-Doo

(SoPiH3)

Cooter Pooter

(MVH3)

DEATH By Snu-Snu

(MntBH3)

Dietary cheese cunt

(7H4)

Doctor Bomb Bay

(RH3)

Drip Shit

(TH3)

Duck Shot

BBH3

fingerrrrgrgrgrrr

(DCH3)

Fire in my hOle

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

floRIDA

(HbH3)

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Gunna probably spew

(BAH3)

Hannibal Licked Her

HbH3

HolyFuck

(SMUTTyCrab)

Hory Fuck That Guys Huge

(7H4)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Isis

(TH3)

it puts the CURTAINS on it's skin

(HbH3)

Just Adam

(TH3)

JustIra

(RH3)

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Little Cock That Won't

(SHIT)

Masocream

(MtnBH3)

Miles Ze Dong

(BAH3)

Mommy May I Hash?

(SWH3)

Mommy Poppins

(RH3)

More Men the Better

(SMUTTyCrab)

Mutt Mutt In The Butt

(7H4)

NFHN Dave

(H5)

NFHN Dawn

TH3

NFHN Jenni

(MntBH3)

NFHNJayme

(Virgin)

NFN Derrick

(BBH3)

NFN FRANK

(TH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H3/OTH3)

Once twice five times a lady

(Rh3)

Pedoles

(Bahrain H3)

Piggy Style

(MtnBH3)

Pita

(DCH4)

Poise 'n Ivy

(MtnBH3)

Pumps til it Burns

(Dayton H3)

Pyro

(DCH4)

Quack Whacker

(RH3)

Queerly I'm striaght

(HbH3)

Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Shock My Monkey

(RH3)

Should Of Swallowed For An A (S.O.S.)

(7H4)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

HbH3

Sour Snatch my rubber back

(Hbh3)

Special Ed forces

(Hbh3)

tail hooker

(SVH3)

Taint my juicy pie

(HbH3)

Tasty Muff

(PGHH3)

Trainal Seepage

(7H4)

Up My Butt With a Firetruck

(HbH3, Lunar)

UpperCunt

(H5)

Vestosterone

(Rh3)

zz bottom the 3rd

(Baltimore Annapolis)