Welcum, welcum, welcum…to the 10th Hillbilly Anal General Meeting!!!
Come join us for a good time in Bentonville, Virginia, where we is gonna be “Fancy Azz Fuck!” So come ready to dress to impress. Impress who you ask? That’s up to you.......whether it be yo kissing hillbilly couzins, or the Beverly Hillbilly paparazzi.
Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers
What: Hillbilly's 10th Anal General Meeting. This year’s theme for the weekend is “Fancy Azz Fuck!” So come ready to dress to impress. Impress who you ask? That’s up to you.......whether it be your kissing hillbilly couzins, or the Beverly Hillbilly paparazzi.
When: February 22-24, 2019.
Check-in opens at 4:00pm on Friday. If you show up early, you will be put to work. It ain’t easy gettin the Big House Fancy Azz Fuck!
Where: Andy Guest Shenandoah River State Park
We rented out the cabins, so little fuss will be had with the neighbors. No need to make reservations. Email Jed if you have a roommate preference we will do are damndest to keep everyone who wants to be together in the same cabin. Max occupancy to a cabin will be 6 or 8, depending on the cabin. The cabins are pretty swanky, too. They all have living rooms, fire places, kitchens, dining areas, bathrooms (with running water), wrap-around porches, etc.
For exact details, check out the Shenandoah River State Park site.
Why: Join us in these plush cabins for 3 days of beer, food, trails, debauchery, and hammerschlagen.
Wow: Gimmies, toe tag, games, fireplaces, shot and appetizer contest.
Important Stuff: Friday night is the ONESIE Shot and Appetizer Contest. You are competing for bragging rights so bring your A-game. Saturday is the Hillbilly Ball for your best Fancy Azz Fuck! Finery. Come strut your stuff for this 10th Analversary.
Importanter Stuff: No-one under 21 – DUH! No partial weekend regos – Make hashing a priority and stay all 3 days. No refunds – If you screwed up and can’t attend, feel free to transfer your rego. Email Jed the details after you complete the deal (a waiver will be required at check-in). NO PETS – Find a sitter. Fido can go without you for a few days. NO EXCEPTIONS
RV space limited to 8 (possible additional fees apply depending on size and hook-ups). Make sure MM knows you plan to bring an RV.
Fancy Azz FUCK!
Appetizers/shot check and ONESIE for Friday night
Andy Guest State Park
4pm - Rego Opens and Kegs Tapped!
8pm - Appetizer and Shot Check Trail, Lets see which cabin gets bragging rights this year!
10pm - Games in the Big House
Breakfast on your own in your cabins (provisions provided by the hash)
8am - Bring your own Brass Monkey's to the Big House for 3 man with The Sisters (There is a patch for this. Bring a 40oz. of Old English for you, and a 40oz. of Old English for the sisters. Play until the end and you earn the patch.)
11am - Trail
Lunch on your own in your cabins (provisions provided by the hash)
2pm - Circle at the Big House
5pm - Hillbilly Ball at the Big House
8pm - Dinner at the Big House
11pm - Nekkid Trail
8am - Breakfast in the Big House
9am - Fat Boy Trail
10am- GTFO - Cabins must be cleaned and trash taken to the dumpsters!!