Cost: $100*
Welcum, welcum, welcum…to the 8th Anal Hillbilly General Meeting!!! Glamping like peacocks....
Come join us for a good time in Bentonville, Virginia. This year we are going “Back To The Basics”....show us your best Hillbilly..... That's right, on Saturday show us your best Hillbilly impersonation!
Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers
What: The 8th Anal Hillbilly Anal General Meeting!!!
When: March 3-5, 2017
Check-in opens at 4:00pm on Friday and the fun doesn’t stop until 12:00pm on Sunday
Where: Andy Guest Shenandoah River State Park
We rented out the cabins, so little fuss will be had with the neighbors. No need to make reservations. When you rego please note your roommate preferences we will do are damndest to keep everyone who wants to be together in the same cabin. Max occupancy to a cabin will be 6 or 8, depending on the cabin. The cabins are pretty swanky, too. They all have living rooms, fire places, kitchens, dining areas, bathrooms (with running water), wrap-around porches, etc.
For exact details, check out the Shenandoah River State Park site.
http://www.dcr.virginia.gov/state-parks/shenandoah-river.shtml#cabins_camping
Why: Join us in dees plush cabins for 3 days of beer, food, trails, beer, music, debauchery, beer, and hammerschlagen.
Wow: Gimmies, toe tag, games, fireplaces, shot and appetizer contest.
Important Stuff: Friday night is the ONESIE Shot and Appetizer Contest. You are competing for bragging rights and a prize so bring your A-game.
Importanter Stuff: No-one under 21 – DUH! No partial weekend regos – Make hashing a priority and stay all 3 days. No refunds – If you screwed up and can’t attend, feel free to transfer your rego. Email Jed the details after you complete the deal (a waiver will be required at check-in). No pets – Find a sitter. Fido can go without you for a few days. NO EXCEPTIONS
RV space limited to 8. Make sure MM knows you plan to bring an RV
Cost: $100
Strange Folk, That's what they call us.... Saturday show us your best Hillbilly Impersonations!
bug spray, poison ivy block, something for cabin to share in shot/appetizer crawl . Dignity optional but in no way required.
http://www.dcr.virginia.gov/state-parks/shenandoah-river.shtml#cabins_camping
Start Location TBA
including:
Guernsey Gripper
(MVH3)
Hu Phlung Pu
(Harrisburg-Hershey)
Tasty Muff
(Pgh-H3)
Stikii Ctrlr
(MtnBH3)
Hunt For Head October
(MVH3,Hangover )
Bob
(fredericksburg)
BushWacker FudgePacker
(MtnBH3)
Tit Tack Smuggler
(DCRW)
Taint my Juicy Pie
(SHIT)
Mustache Cash
(OFH3)
Cumz Alone
(Eerie E3)
Lucky Pierre
(OFH3)
Canned Pussy
(DCH4)
Masterbatn' Cunts
(7H4 Seven Hills H...)
NFHN Ratcliff
(HbH3)
Gladiater
(DCRW)
Palm Pilot
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Deaf, Dum, and Wine
(MVH3)
CraigsFist
(BAH3)
NFN Derrick
(BBH3)
Facefull
(HbH3)
Cum Fly with Mee
(MVH3/ FHKIT)
Sour Snatch My Rubber Back
The Priest - Said NO !
(7H4)
Queerly I'm Straight
(HBH3)
PINK PANTHERS
(7H4)
Fire in the Cornhole
(HbH3)
Nasty Whisky Stick
(SHIT)
Burning Bubbles
(Pgh-H3)
Slippery When Wet
(MVH3)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Special Ed Forces
(HbH3)
No Name Virgin Marian
(none)
Incestuous Anal Duck Shot
(BBH3)
Cherry Peddler
(MVH3)
Rapunzel Rapunzel Let Down Your Pubes
(7H4)
Ole Yell Her
(Hangover,RTH3)
Lick Stick
(Larrikins)
SOS
(7H4)
Filipenis
(7H4)
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