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HbH3 9th Anal Hillbilly Highland Games 2019

08/23 02:00 PM

A HbH3 Hash Campout

Cost: $50

Hillbilly Highland Games “Lite”

As the games get closer, Jed thought about it and decided to be more laid back and give ya’ll options rather than everyone do that games, cuz I know some of ya’ll are lazy as hell, and that’s ok! So this year, we’re scaling it back to a “Lite” version of the Games and the campout in general. Along with that, will cum other dayum good, but “lite-er” (but GOOD) changes.

Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers and any other wankers stupid en… I mean… cool enough to join us

What: Hillbilly Highland Games “Lite”

When: August 23-25, 2019
Arrive and Camp setup: 1pm
Registration: 2pm
GTFO: Noon on Sunday

Why: Nothin’ can kill these Hillbillies. We’re gonna camp out and get drunk no matter what!

Where: Bubba’s place
1268 Adam’s View Drive
Lynchburg, VA

How much: We’ve slashed the price to $50, from the original $100. Yep, it’s cut in half to help you cheap ass wankers out. You can pay using either PayPal to or pay MM in person at any Hillbilly trail.

Deets: With the Highland Games put on as “Lite” this year, things overall will be a bit lighter. We’re still doing the games you’ve come to love, but instead of 8-10, we’ll stick to 3-5 of our favorites and it won’t take all day. We will have some simple, basic “Hillbilly” style food, but feel free to bring something if you want something fancier. Grills are also allowed and there will be a microwave available too. We will still have 3 trails, our main one, which will be NEW, as well as our shot trail and fat boy. There will also be plenty of drinking games and snacks and plenty of basic BEER and ALCOHOL. Also, Bubba set up a new POOL, so we can lounge out all day! There is no cap on regoes either. We will hold this event whether we get 5 or 100! There may be more stuff going on, IF we feel like it. You’ll just have to cum to find out!

What to expect: Drunkeness, Orange food among other colors, Shot trail, pool, drinking games, plenty of hab, Toe Tag, and MAYBE some other surprises, and as always, shameless debauchery hillbilly is known for! Oh, and great “lite-er”, but still awesome gimmies, and NEW HAB!

Important stuff:
Rego deadline is 11:59pm on Tuesday August 10. That includes payment. If you regoed, but still haven't paid, you will be removed. Please don't forget. We want as many to cum as possible!!
- Bummed cuz you can never bring your pet? Not This year! PETS ALLOWED. Yes, there is a condition. Your pet must be leashed and kept in the camping area the entire weekend.
- This property belongs to a fellow hasher and his dad. Be respectful and don’t fuck it up.
- Clean up after yourself, dispose of trash and cigarettes butts in the appropriate receptacles.
Not allowed:
- Disrespect
- Non-consensual physical contact. There is a ZERO TOLERANCE policy.
- People under 21
- Free roaming and/or unleashed/collared pets
- Refunds (Transfers allowed, as long as MM is made aware

And, of course, abnormal table games, such as Beer Pong, Flippy Cup and 3-Man
See y’all in August!


Camping gear, something for the shot and dessert check trail, and all your standard hash accessories. As always, leave your dignity at home. MM is not responsible for those who lose it during the weekend. You’ve been warned!

Schedule of Events

1300: Camp Setup
1400: Kegs Tapped
1400-2000: Registration
1800-2100: Dinner
2100-2300: Shot and Dessert Competition/trail
2300: Games and whatever else you wanna do…


0800-1000: Breakfast
1000-1230: Trail
1200-1400: Lunch
1500-1700: Games and hanging out at the Pool
1700: Circle
1800-2000: Dinner
2100-Til you pass out: Drink, Socialize, be merry! More drinking games and debauchery commence!


0800-1000: Lite Breakfast - Hab will also be available all morning.
1000-1030: Bubba's Fat boy trail/Closing Circle
10:30-1200 Camp cleanup
1200: GTFO


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