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HbH3 9th AGM

02/23 04:00 PM

A HbH3 Trail

Cost: $100*

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TBA

Shiggy:

TBA

Welcum, welcum, welcum…to the 9th Hillbilly Anal General Meeting!!!

Come join us for a good time in Bentonville, Virginia. Back by popular demand, our favorite Hashfather is at it again.......that's right, it's The Hashfather Part II.

Who: Hillbilly Hash House Harriers

What: Hillbilly's 9th Anal General Meeting at The Sister's Speakeasy!
Be sure to say if you are participating in our production of The Hashfather Part II. If yes, please indicate if you want to be a flapper, mobster, or copper.

When: February 23-25, 2018

Check-in opens at 4:00pm on Friday and the fun doesn’t stop until 12:00pm on Sunday

Where: Andy Guest Shenandoah River State Park
We rented out the cabins, so little fuss will be had with the neighbors. No need to make reservations. Email Jed if you have a roommate preference we will do are damndest to keep everyone who wants to be together in the same cabin. Max occupancy to a cabin will be 6 or 8, depending on the cabin. The cabins are pretty swanky, too. They all have living rooms, fire places, kitchens, dining areas, bathrooms (with running water), wrap-around porches, etc.

For exact details, check out the Shenandoah River State Park site.
http://www.dcr.virginia.gov/state-parks/shenandoah-river.shtml#cabins_camping

Why: Join us in these plush cabins for 3 days of beer, food, trails, debauchery, and hammerschlagen.

Wow: Gimmies, toe tag, games, fireplaces, shot and appetizer contest.

Important Stuff: Friday night is the ONESIE Shot and Appetizer Contest. You are competing for bragging rights so bring your A-game. Saturday brings on The Hashfather Part II so be sure to dress for your part.

Importanter Stuff: No-one under 21 – DUH! No partial weekend regos – Make hashing a priority and stay all 3 days. No refunds – If you screwed up and can’t attend, feel free to transfer your rego. Email Jed the details after you complete the deal (a waiver will be required at check-in). NO PETS – Find a sitter. Fido can go without you for a few days. NO EXCEPTIONS

RV space limited to 8. Make sure MM knows you plan to bring an RV


The Hashfather Part II

Appetizers/shot check and ONESIE for Friday night

Start Location Details

350 Daughter of Stars Dr, Bentonville VA 22610

Andy Guest State Park

Schedule of Events

4pm - Rego Opens and Kegs Tapped!

8pm - Appetizer and Shot Check Trail, Lets see which cabin gets bragging rights this year!

10pm - Games in the Big House


Breakfast on your own in your cabins (provisions provided by the hash)

8am - Bring your own Brass Monkey's to the Big House for 3 man with The Sisters

11am - Trail

Lunch on your own in your cabins (provisions provided by the hash)

2pm - Circle at the Big House

5pm - The Hashfather Part II at the Big House

8pm - Dinner at the Big House

11pm - Nekkid Trail


8am - Breakfast in the Big House

9am - Fat Boy Trail

12pm - GTFO - Cabins must be cleaned and trash taken to the dumpsters!!


Public Event

See the full list!

77 Hashers came

including:

Elmo's Fuck Buddy

(MCH3)

Trail of Snail

(PFH3)

Smells Like Rotten Egghole

(7H4)

Just kelly

HbH3

Hannibal Licked Her

(HbH3)

Lucky Pierre

(OFH3)

Front Whore Jammer

(7H4)

Queerly I'm Straight

(HBH3)

BushWacker FudgePacker

Bad Decisions H3
Can't drink all day if...

Gladiater

(DCRW)

Just forrest

HbH3

Slit Slap

(OTH4)

Fire Truck

(HbH3)

Ole Yell Her

(RTH3,HangoverH3)

Lick Stick

(Larrikins)

Learner Spermit

(BAH3)

Once Twice Five Times a Lady

(RH3)

Mister Fister

(Okinawa hash hous...)

I can't believe it's not Lubricant

(BDSM H3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Hunt For Head October

(MVH3)

Froggy Style

(BDSM H3)

Upskirt rollercoaster

(Over the hump)

Rollercoaster Reach Bak

(HbH3)

Pooperrazzi

(TH3)

Deaf, Dum and Wine

(MVH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Pubes

(7H4)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Facefull

(HbH3)

Just mel

(Homeless)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Special ed forces

(HbH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Just Von

(HbH3)

Phil Nye the Science Bi

(HbH3)

Bubba

(BBH3)

Got Gas? Jackass!

(TH3)

Ass Juices

RH3
F*ck Eric!

NFN Shara

(FCH3)

NFHN Jessie

(Bearly South H3)

Sir Lancelittle

WH4
Tis but a scratch!

Tesla Twat

(RH3 )

DeVA

(HbH3)

Nacho Taco

(OFH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(Hillbilly)

Oral-B

(RH3)

NFN Jess

(HbH3)

Taint my Juicy Pie

(HbH3)

AXidental Discharge

(DCH4 and OTH4)