Cost: $1*
Hare(s):
Straight In the Navy, Preteen Protein, Grinding Nemo, Pebbles for Pussy, Rockfish
The 2nd Anal Hangover Camping Prelube Weekend!!! This year, Gispert made it so the stars aligned and OFH3 will be hosting their #269 trail as part of the festivities on Saturday as a Tube to Trail Bihashalon! Afterwards join us for some camping above the cascades. This is again BYOB and BYOF for Saturday night but we'll be sure to bring a special phone or two... ring, ring... ring, ring... of Fireball to camp so we can polish off a few handles and make new memories... and promptly forget them!
$1! What a deal! Errrr.... wrong! You have options!
For the basic option, you get camping Saturday Night along the Potomac and the Sunday H4 trail. Early bird gets the worm(wood absinthe) based on this completely random (not random) cost structure... either $13, $18, $21 or $33 depending on how lazy you are! So, DON'T WAIT! Only 52 spots! This gives you Saturday night tent space in the campsites (share a tent, space is limited, snuggling is encouraged), some morning goodies/coffee and snacks and libations at H4 Sunday trail.
With an additional $42, you get the OFH3 #269 Tube to Trail Bihashalon Saturday complete with your own deluxe tube rental (with backrest, bottom and cup holder) and an epic adventure where we will get bused to our tubing location, float down the river, get out, have opening circle, hash trail with plenty of beverage stops and end circle back where we started at the campground! Tubing is lazy river style, so lil hasher friendly (30+ lbs). Trail though is not very stroller-friendly, backpacks needed.
If you don't swing both ways, we support you and are sensitive to your orientation. Space to sign up for OFH3 #269 is unlimited. Space for camping is capped at 56... Registration will close July 9th. If only doing H4 Sunday Trail, just pay $5 day of.
Rain or shine event, no refunds please...
PS: Three tent spots have water/electric. Some spots are gravel while others are dirt/grass. First cum, get's their pick.
PPS: Remember earplugs for trains if you are a light sleeper aka don't drink enough!
PPPS:
If you don't tent camp, River Riders Campground has multiple cabins and RV spots to choose from adjacent to our area. Book early! In this case, just pay for tubing trail and don't pay for camping and pay $5 day of for Sunday Trail. https://www.riverriders.com/lodging-harpers-ferry
"There was a Bear in the Deep Dark Woods"- Woodland Creature Onesies!
Water Stuff, Running Stuff, Dry Stuff, Camping Stuff, Beer, Booze, Food
River Riders Harpers Ferry Campground
1816 Potomac Street Ext, County Hwy-28, Harpers Ferry, WV 25425-7057
ON-IN!
2pm: Set-up Camp (Essentially car camping. Vehicle parking only feet away)
3pm: Board Bus for OFH3 #269 Tube to Trail
5pmish: OFH3 opening circle after tubing to start of trail
7pmish: BYOB and BYOF Potluck along the river.
8pmish: OFH3 End Circle
Ring Ring... Get Krunk in your Woodland Creature Onesies!
Wake Up and start packing up your camping gear.
9am: Coffee and Donuts Arrive
10am: H4 Opening Circle at Camp
12pmish: H4 End Circle
ON OUT!
On-After "Brunch"- Harpers Ferry Brewing
37412 Adventure Center Lane, Hillsboro, Va 20132
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