What better way to get rid of your SD Hash Holiday party hangover than with the 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas. Don't worry, you'll have all day to recover before our shenanigans begin! This is following the SD Holiday party so travelers can get two holiday trails in over the weekend.

That's right 12 (count'em) 12 drink checks of holiday cheer right down your velvety smooth throat. That's only $1 a drink! But wait, there's more! First 50 people to rego will get a sweet patch to commemorate this anal event that you're likely to not even remember!

Additionally, we will be serenading the fine people of Normal Heights with some of our most delightful classics like "Carol of the Boobs" and "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear!" They will bask in our holiday spirit as we shower them with our glee, penetrating deep into their ear holes whether they want it or not. We will be touring the best holiday light route in Normal Heights!

Save the date and get your sexy hash holiday-inspired outfits ready!
Get there EARLY to find parking that's good for overnight or take an Uber. We will be ON-OUTing at 6pm sharp.
Details subject to change so please check back closer to the event.
Run Fee: $12 via CashApp to $hah3cash; find C.O.P. to show proof of payment to get your stamp.
Trail is A to A and dog-friendly, but the start (pre-lube) and on-in is not.

• Dress in your best (worst?!) holiday sweater or garb (holiday hats or costumes), or just wear your muggle/mortal clothes and come out


• Show up early for the pre-lube


• Pay your HashCash ($12 via CashApp to $hah3cash) & find C.O.P. to show proof of payment to get your stamp


• Bring vessels and koozies, ID and form of payment for the bars


• Have a plan for a DD car pool, walkable crash space, ride-share or other transport if you're drinking


• Be prepared for 12 Drink Checks (warm clothing and comfy shoes to walk a couple miles in encouraged)


• Find us on the book of faces https://fb.me/e/5O8RFe4Xi

Merry Hasmas ya filthy animals

Spare livers, your singing voice, headlamp, sexy Hashmas outfit