Cost: $149*
Hare(s):
Phoof There it Is, Dicknick Table and Anal Nicole
Shiggy:
Welcome to Stinko 2026! Our theme this year is H5 Frat Party! Get ready to flashback to the days of Old School! Will you survive the Stinko Animal House? Will you have the best toga of them all? Bring your college liver and come find out!
Friday Shot Crawl - We'll be providing you all with a taste of our favorite college cocktails. Jungle Juice? Peppermint Haircuts? Green Tea Shots? Lemon Drops? Blow Jobs? Take your tastebuds and liver on a Fratty adventure! Also NEW for this year, we will have 3 trail options!! Eagle trail hashers will be bused to a new location not far away…but it is Phoof and Dicknick..sooooooo! There will also be a Turkey Bus trail (Bring IDs and cash for food/special drinks) that will test your liver! And then a "Never Leave Camp" Walkers Trail that will leave from Camp, Hared by our awesome Anal Nicole! Choose your option in the rego (there is also an actual NLC option!)
SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.
Driving- Once you park, plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team.
Sexual Assault/Harassment- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts. Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about please find a member of H5 Mismanagement, who will be wearing colored bracelets to indicate they are MisManagment. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend
NUDITY- No outdoor nudity will be allowed this time, with the only exception being the Midnight Nekked Run. Thank you for your understanding!
Fire- (Not that Fire): Only the cut wood that is provided by the camp can go into the fire. Our Wood Committee will be monitoring the main fire pit outside and will be the ones to start/tend and maintain it over the weekend. There is also a working fireplace in the lodge that we will be monitoring, please don’t throw anything into the fire! And do not start your own personal fire near the cabins or your tents!
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell your Hab. Please bring your own table if possible.
Lodging and Camping: SEE ACCODATIONS TAB for the Lodge info.
HILLSIDE CABINS
There are two Hillside Cabins which sleep 10 each. They are very primitive with older cots. You can/should bring your own mattresses and bedding, and the cabins do not have electricity. The two hillside cabins’ bathroom and shower facilities are in a separate building not far from the cabins. There is also an outdoor wooded gathering area (covered Pavilion with electricity),
There are two wilderness tent sites that can accommodate up to 30 people each. There is also an area near the Pavillion that holds 5-6 small campers under 20ft. No big RVs will be able to get into the camp.
There is free Wi-Fi service in the lodge. Swimming is not allowed in the lake, but you can fish in it (catch and release). The Pool will be closed but there are bathrooms (4) in the pool house that can be used. Hunting is not permitted on the property. Fireworks of any kind are not allowed on the premises.
*NOTE: depending on the weather we will get you as close as we can to drop off your camping items. Once you have dropped your camping items you MUST PARK IN THE DESIGNATED AREA as directed by the parking committee.
If you are lost, call Wild Cherry (Parking Committee Head) 717-480-1354
For questions or concerns please contact Fire (Marlo) at 717-817-9386.
FAQs
Can I bring my dog? Sorry, No. We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Can I bring my child/baby? No. STINKO is a 21 and over event only.
Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.
How can I help? If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles.
FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON ON
Friday Party - Toga! Toga! Bring your best toga and get ready to Shout! with our NEW live band Vivid Vinyl. Saturday Party-Dig out those old college shirts! Come dressed as your best frat bro/sorority sister or theme movie character!
Bring a vessel! Bring bedding as the lodge and the cabins do not have any bedding. If you are in one of the cabins, air mattresses are recommended. Bring: Towels, flashlights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case!
Olivet Blue Mountain Camp
The total sheltered overnight accommodations have a maximum capacity of 73, which includes the Lodge (53 people) and the two Hillside Cabins (20 beds-more floor space available).
LODGE
The Lodge is an Adirondack style building, which comfortably sleeps up to 53 people in dormitory style twin bunk beds. These will be First Cum, First Serve. There will be sign-up sheets on the door of each room to put your name on to claim a bed. There are 5 Rooms with 4 beds (2 bunk beds each); 1 room with 7 beds; 1 room with 12 beds (has windows with no curtains that overlook the lake); 1 large room with 14 beds. Please bring your own bedding, towels, and toiletries. There are three (3) bathrooms downstairs and three (3) bathrooms upstairs where all the bedrooms are. Two of the 3 upstairs bathrooms have shower stalls. There are also bathrooms in the pool house by the Lodge.
115 Mountain Ave, Hamburg, PA 19526
1pm - 6pm -Camp Opens and Registration
4pm - 6pm -Hab Sales
5:30pm - 6:15pm -Chili Cook-Off Judging
6:30pm - 7:30pm -Dinner: Chili and fixings
7:30pm - 8:30pm -Frat Party Shot Trail
8:30pm – 12am -New Band: Vivid Vinyl
11pm - 12am - Snacks
12am - 2am -DJ/Music in the Dining Room
8:00 AM – 10:00 AM: Breakfast/Registration/Hab Sales
10:30 am SHARP! Eagle Bus LEAVES (Chalk talk at drop off location)
10:45 Turkey Bus Chalk talk 11:00 AM- Turkey Bus LEAVES
11:00 AM- NLC Walkers Trail Chalk Talk; Hares Off 11:15
1:00 PM – 2:30 PM: Lunch (Subs at the Pavilion)
2:30 PM – 5:00 PM: Circle / Olimpdicks (right after circle) – Pavilion
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM: Dinner
8:00 PM – 9:00 PM: Skits
9:00 PM – 1:00 AM: DJ/Karaoke Tits O’ Steel and Cox (Dining Room)
11:00 PM – 12:00 AM: Snacks
12:00 AM: Midnight N’d Hash
8am-10am -Breakfast (Help Clean up)
10am -Fat-Boy Crawl
12pm -Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP
including:
I.D
(H5)
Just Doug
(H5)
Licky Me
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(RH3)
KY
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Comoflage
(H5)
Cocks in Socks
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Dookie Howser
(FCH3)
Flower Power Splooge
(SummitH3)
Bad Semen
(RH3)
Hu Phlung Pu
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3 and POPR)
3 Whores Down
(BFMH3)
Tomb Raper
(DCRW)
Wetter the Bedder
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Fart
(NVHHH)
Mommy Poppins
(RH3)
Sex Toys for Tots
(Ben Franklin Mob H3)
Family On The River
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHEY )
phWedgie
(H5)
Jafo
(H5)
Duck Daddy
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Straight White Guy
(FUH3)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca Hash House...)
She Came
(H5)
FUZZBUSTER
(H5)
St Nipplezzz
(H5)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Tour de Puke
(H5)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Calahorny
(H5)
Raspberry VJ
(BAH3)
Do Daddy Too
(BFMH3)
In Absentia
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Amelia Airhard
(H5)
whoreshack
(SummitH3)
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