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H5 Stinko 2022

05/06 02:00 PM to 05/08 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $137*

Hare(s):

She Came; Bang4URBuck; Lumpy; Anal Nicole, The Bitch Will Find U, Blazing Straddles

Shiggy:

STINKO 2022: Year of the Tu-Tu!! Welcome to Stinko 2022! Help us ring in the year of the twos by drinking, dancing, hashing, singing, frolicking, twirling, pirouetting and having a great time, in your Tu-Tu of course!

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team.

Sexual Assault/Harassment- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts. Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about please find a member of H5 Mismanagement. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend

NUDITY- No outdoor nudity during daylight hours and no nudity beyond the dining hall area at any time due to the proximity to the road.

Fire- (Not that Fire): No jumping over the fire-it’s usually too big to encourage that sort of behavior anyway. Also, only the cut wood that is in the woodpile goes in the fire (DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TOTEM POLES). Only use existing fire rings for camp fires. Do not start your own personal fire near your cabin!

COVID:
We are recommending all attendees follow the recommended CDC guidelines for events. We will not be requiring proof of vaccinations or negative COVID Tests. Event organizers, staff, and attendees who are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 should follow CDC’s Interim Public Health Recommendations for Fully Vaccinated People. People who are not fully vaccinated against COVID-19, should use prevention strategies, such as wearing masks, physical distancing, hand hygiene, and respiratory etiquette. However, it would be a good idea to take a COVID test of your choice 72 hours prior to Friday 2pm and if you are positive, even if you are asymptomatic, please DO NOT ATTEND. Thank you for your understanding!

Plan to bring some Cash...
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s habadashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up in the Rec Hall. Please bring your own table.

COSTUMES/Packing.
So you are still confused about what to wear & when? Here are our recommendations. Our theme is…wait for it….TU-TUs! Friday Night Ballerina Move Camp Crawl – Dress up your tutu according to your favorite ballerina ensemble. Need inspiration? Think of the beautiful costumes of Swan Lake, Cinderella, Giselle, or Midsummer Night’s Dream. Or Google “Hyacinth Hippo” and go with that.Saturday Night – Make sure to bring your own lights and bling to decorate your tu-tus for rocking out with Bubba Saturday night!

Packing-See the Stuff To Bring Section

Open Air A-Frames (also referred to as the cabins)
Cabins will be first come first served. Chose if you want a cabin in the rego options. They typically fit 8 people (8 cots) Only some A-Frames have beds and mattresses. Bring your own camp mattress and sleeping bag or linens. There is light & one power plug in each A-Frame. Plug is on the light bulb hanging from the ceiling so you may want to bring a 2 prong extension cord and portable camping lamps are a good idea too. You can put up tarps to block the wind with Duct tape but it must be cleaned up prior to departure. For questions or concerns please contact She Came at 717-575-6141.
FAQs


Can I bring my dog? Sorry, No. We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Can I bring my child/baby? No. STINKO is a 21 and over event only.
Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.

How can I help? If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles


FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON Tu-Tu ON


Tu-Tus Wear your Tu-Tu- all weekend. If you are spotted not wearing a Tu-Tu you could be called out to drink a down-down, sing a song, tell us a joke OR show us your joke!

Bring a VESSEL!! All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case! DEET AND MORE DEET. TICKS. Nuff Said. Ticks are bad…MMMKay!

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Friday, May 6th 2022
2pm - 6pm Registration
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales
6pm - 7:30pm Dinner
7:30pm-9pm Ballerina Move Camp Crawl
9pm-1am- Karaoke
11pm - 12am Snacks


Saturday, May 7th
8am - 10am Breakfast/Registration
8am-Noon Hab Sales in the Rec Hall
10:15am - 2pm Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
2:30pm - 5pm Circle /Olimpdicks (right after circle)
6pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 8:45pm Skits (Hard Stop)
9pm - 1am Bubba/Party
11pm - 12am Snacks
Midnight N’d Hash


Sunday, May 6th
8am-10am Breakfast
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

See the full list!

149 Hashers came

including:

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Goes Down on the Rebound

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bouncing Boobs

Bluenose Hash House Harriers
...

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Unhitched Cock

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Unleash The Furrry

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacey

(H5)

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Read Between the Slime

White House H3
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Lock Jaw

(H 5)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Green Velvet

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Just Angela

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

KY

(H5)

Dick in a Box

(Whitehouse H3/DC ...)

UticaChub

(SOH4)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)

Pork

(H5)

Blazing Straddles

(H5)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

phWedgie

(H5)

Narco LimpDick

(BAH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

Chasez Boyz

(H5)

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Reduce Reuse Recoitus

(BFMH3)

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Pastorbator

(SOH4)

Knot Race-ist

(FUH3)

Licky Me

(H5)

Just Lakeah

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rocket

(H5)

Just Leigh

(H5)

Dicknic Table

(H5)

Dog E Style

(Rumson)

Just Joey

(H5)

Better than a Sweater

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCH3)

Pita

(Dch4)

One trick Dick

(SOH4)

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Nippleodeon

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Deepthroat Corndog

WH4
it's not illegal unles...

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Boricua!

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Lickthyologist

DCRW/EWH3
...

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3 )

She Came

(H5)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

BVD

IH3
...

Scuba Deuce

(SMUTTy Crab Hash ...)

Just Megan

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

Just George

(H5)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

CumUnAll Vagina

(H5-Pa)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

MaryAnne

(H5/Dublin)

Teeter Twatter

H5
2019 Miss MANVitational

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Tour DePuke

(H5)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Brown Shugga

(BAH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Namaste and Watch

(H5)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How I met My Brother

(White House H3)

Fight of the Bumble Tree

(SHITH3)

Sister Maria

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Amelia Airhard

(H5)

Calico Fap

(BFMH3)

Dick In Hand

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Muffalotta

(H5)

Big Ten Inch

(H5)

Just Keith

(H5)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Sniffher Fisthim

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Family On The River

(H5)

Just Doug

(H5)

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

(WH4)

UpperCunt

(H5)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

Red Cock Down

(Lehigh Valley H3)

The Great Gashby

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Three Toes In

(H5)

Just Becken

(FCH3)

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Hard ON the Beaver

(SMUTTy Crab Hash ...)

Clit Shift

(Flour City)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

F Me Daily

(H5)

Fart ConnOr

(H5-Pa)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Headshart

(EWH3)

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Brag a Deer General

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Tits for Tats

(H5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...