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H5 Stinko 2022

05/06 02:00 PM to 05/08 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $137*

Hare(s):

She Came; Bang4URBuck; Lumpy; Anal Nicole, The Bitch Will Find U, Blazing Straddles

Shiggy:

STINKO 2022: Year of the Tu-Tu!! Welcome to Stinko 2022! Help us ring in the year of the twos by drinking, dancing, hashing, singing, frolicking, twirling, pirouetting and having a great time, in your Tu-Tu of course!

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team.

Sexual Assault/Harassment- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts. Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about please find a member of H5 Mismanagement. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend

NUDITY- No outdoor nudity during daylight hours and no nudity beyond the dining hall area at any time due to the proximity to the road.

Fire- (Not that Fire): No jumping over the fire-it’s usually too big to encourage that sort of behavior anyway. Also, only the cut wood that is in the woodpile goes in the fire (DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TOTEM POLES). Only use existing fire rings for camp fires. Do not start your own personal fire near your cabin!

COVID:
We are recommending all attendees follow the recommended CDC guidelines for events. We will not be requiring proof of vaccinations or negative COVID Tests. Event organizers, staff, and attendees who are fully vaccinated against COVID-19 should follow CDC’s Interim Public Health Recommendations for Fully Vaccinated People. People who are not fully vaccinated against COVID-19, should use prevention strategies, such as wearing masks, physical distancing, hand hygiene, and respiratory etiquette. However, it would be a good idea to take a COVID test of your choice 72 hours prior to Friday 2pm and if you are positive, even if you are asymptomatic, please DO NOT ATTEND. Thank you for your understanding!

Plan to bring some Cash...
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s habadashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up in the Rec Hall. Please bring your own table.

COSTUMES/Packing.
So you are still confused about what to wear & when? Here are our recommendations. Our theme is…wait for it….TU-TUs! Friday Night Ballerina Move Camp Crawl – Dress up your tutu according to your favorite ballerina ensemble. Need inspiration? Think of the beautiful costumes of Swan Lake, Cinderella, Giselle, or Midsummer Night’s Dream. Or Google “Hyacinth Hippo” and go with that.Saturday Night – Make sure to bring your own lights and bling to decorate your tu-tus for rocking out with Bubba Saturday night!

Packing-See the Stuff To Bring Section

Open Air A-Frames (also referred to as the cabins)
Cabins will be first come first served. Chose if you want a cabin in the rego options. They typically fit 8 people (8 cots) Only some A-Frames have beds and mattresses. Bring your own camp mattress and sleeping bag or linens. There is light & one power plug in each A-Frame. Plug is on the light bulb hanging from the ceiling so you may want to bring a 2 prong extension cord and portable camping lamps are a good idea too. You can put up tarps to block the wind with Duct tape but it must be cleaned up prior to departure. For questions or concerns please contact She Came at 717-575-6141.
FAQs


Can I bring my dog? Sorry, No. We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Can I bring my child/baby? No. STINKO is a 21 and over event only.
Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.

How can I help? If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles


FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON Tu-Tu ON


Tu-Tus Wear your Tu-Tu- all weekend. If you are spotted not wearing a Tu-Tu you could be called out to drink a down-down, sing a song, tell us a joke OR show us your joke!

Bring a VESSEL!! All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case! DEET AND MORE DEET. TICKS. Nuff Said. Ticks are bad…MMMKay!

Start Location Details

Schedule of Events

Friday, May 6th 2022
2pm - 6pm Registration
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales
6pm - 7:30pm Dinner
7:30pm-9pm Ballerina Move Camp Crawl
9pm-1am- Karaoke
11pm - 12am Snacks


Saturday, May 7th
8am - 10am Breakfast/Registration
8am-Noon Hab Sales in the Rec Hall
10:15am - 2pm Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
2:30pm - 5pm Circle /Olimpdicks (right after circle)
6pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 8:45pm Skits (Hard Stop)
9pm - 1am Bubba/Party
11pm - 12am Snacks
Midnight N’d Hash


Sunday, May 6th
8am-10am Breakfast
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

See the full list!

149 Hashers came

including:

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Boricua!

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Lickthyologist

DCRW/EWH3
...

Taco Belle

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Down Down on the Brown Brown

Wilderness H3
Current GM of Wilderne...

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Unhitched Cock

(H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

One trick Dick

(SOH4)

Just Keith

(H5)

Narco LimpDick

(BAH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Just Joey

(H5)

Knot Race-ist

(FUH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Family On The River

(H5)

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Becken

(FCH3)

Green Velvet

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Chasez Boyz

(H5)

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sister Maria

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

UticaChub

(SOH4)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Goes Down on the Rebound

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Pita

(Dch4)

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

How I met My Brother

(White House H3)

Clit Shift

(Flour City)

Just Megan

(Ben Franklin Mob H3)

CumUnAll Vagina

(H5-Pa)

Calico Fap

(BFMH3)

Just Doug

(H5)

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

The Great Gashby

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

G. I.

(Rumson)

Red Cock Down

(Lehigh Valley H3)

Brown Shugga

(BAH3)

Dick In Hand

Asheville Hash House Harriers
...

Lock Jaw

(H 5)

UpperCunt

(H5)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCH3)

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Big Ten Inch

(H5)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Tits for Tats

(H5)

Pastorbator

(SOH4)

Reduce Reuse Recoitus

(BFMH3)

S/Kooter Kunte

(WH4)

Nippleodeon

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

She Came

(H5)

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

F Me Daily

(H5)

Fart ConnOr

(H5-Pa)

Brag a Deer General

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Butt Floss

(IH3)

KY

(H5)

Dick in a Box

(Whitehouse H3/DC ...)

Red Rocket

(H5)

phWedgie

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Blazing Straddles

(H5)

Amelia Airhard

(H5)

Sniffher Fisthim

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Licky Me

(H5)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

THE VIRGINATOR!

(DCRW)

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Muffalotta

(H5)

Three Toes In

(H5)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

MaryAnne

(H5/Dublin)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Just Leigh

(H5)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bouncing Boobs

Bluenose Hash House Harriers
...

Chippen Failz

(FTH3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Better than a Sweater

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

HuMmeR

(NYCH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

Teeter Twatter

H5
2019 Miss MANVitational

Deepthroat Corndog

WH4
it's not illegal unles...

Dog E Style

(Rumson)

Namaste and Watch

(H5)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Robocock

DC Road Whores
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Unleash The Furrry

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Pork

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

BVD

IH3
...

Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog

(WH4)

Dicknic Table

(H5)

Just Angela

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Ate Ball Cum Pocket

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

Just George

(H5)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Just Lakeah

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)

I Cum in the Land Down Under

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tour DePuke

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

Taco Tuesday H3
...

MacGyver MuffDiver

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Hard ON the Beaver

(SMUTTy Crab Hash ...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Fight of the Bumble Tree

(SHITH3)

Read Between the Slime

White House H3
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Scuba Deuce

(SMUTTy Crab Hash ...)

Headshart

(EWH3)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3 )

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)