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H5 Stinko 2019

05/03 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $114*

It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.

Transfer A Rego

Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.

Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: Details to cum

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.

Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.

Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.

Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.

Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.

Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.

I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.

I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.


Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island

Start Location Details

The Famous Camp

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

200 Hashers came

including:

Sniffher

(H5)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

MOUNDS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

My Precious

(H5)

HeYanksPenis (HYP)

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Jello

(FCH3 and POPR)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

How much did the holla Cost

(DCRW)

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

phWedgie

(H5)

Just Doug

(H5)

Lick Around For Seconds

(FCH3 )

Stututory Consent

(BFMH3)

Chappy

(H5)

3west

(BAH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Just Mike

(None)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Pounded In The Can

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Tapes It Up

(H5)

Big Trouble Little WHYbator

(WH4)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Male Slot

(FCH3/Denver H3)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Just Jean

(H5)

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

Floss

(IH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
I Moo At Cows

Rocko Suave

(Flour City Hash H...)

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

G. I.

(Rumson)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Just Thuy

(SHIT)

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Just Dave

(H5)

2Finger

(H5)

Fucking Gay

(H5)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

MaryAnne

(Dublin)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

(Osan Bulgogi H3)

Just Jesse

(OFH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs

(HbH3)

Flabs Not Abs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

Dragnet

(NVHHH)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Just Holly

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Uniporn

(H5)

Dyke Tyson

(WH4-DCRW)

Brown Noser

(H5)

Just Greg

(H5)

Bushy Cholera

(SOH4)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(IH3)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOT)

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

Horse Jerker

(FCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Just Steve

(H5)

Tittsburgh

(Pgh-H3)

Licky Me

(H5)

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Vowel Movement

(FCH3)

I-Feel Tower

SH3inIL
Growing up is a part o...

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Just Steve

(Homeless)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Pork Your Parents

(H5)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Head for Daddy

(FCH3)

Cums in the oven

(H5)

Just rob

(BAH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Robocock

(DC Road Whores)

Tour de puke

(H5)

Three Toes In

(H5)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

How I Met My Brother

(TTH3)

Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser

(H5)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

Amelia Airhard

(H-5)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Tiny Two Stroke

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...

Brag a Deer General

McGuire Dix Lakehurst Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dave 2

(H5)

Jafo

(H5)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

Swayze’s Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Flaming Earl Gay

(H5)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Thank You Cum Again

(IH3)

Remember Me

(FCH3)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

It's Just Meghan

(H5)

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Just Jason

(FUH3)

its not a harley im gay

(MBH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jackie

(H5)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

F.A.R.T

STCH3
...

Big Ten Inch

(H-5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Tinkle tinkle little tart

(H5)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(BosH3)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

The buttler hit it

(Boston moom)

Deadman

(Rumson)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCHHH)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
I like turtles

Necro Feel-U-Up

(H5)

Hoo-Ha

(H5)

Dick in a box

(WH4)

Ernest HeminGay

(H5)

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Chief of Queefs

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Just Shannon

(H-5)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Pita

(Red tent)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Hung Like This

(Pgh H3)

Front Load Her

(BAH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Hadouken

(BAH3 )

Verbal Diarrhea

(OFH3)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Mudman

(Flour City)

Republicant

(H5)

OrangUbang

(H-5)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Shark week

(SOH4)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Wild Cherry

(H5)