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H5 Stinko 2019

05/03 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $114*

It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.

Transfer A Rego

Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.

Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: Details to cum

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.

Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.

Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.

Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.

Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.

Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.

I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.

I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.


Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island

Start Location Details

The Famous Camp

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

200 Hashers came

including:

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(IH3)

Pita

(Red tent)

Hoo-Ha

(H5)

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

Swayze’s Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Stututory Consent

(BFMH3)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
I Moo At Cows

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Necro Feel-U-Up

(H5)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
2019 Miss MANVitational

How much did the holla Cost

(DCRW)

Amelia Airhard

(H-5)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

its not a harley im gay

(MBH3)

OrangUbang

(H-5)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Just Jason

(FUH3)

Just Mike

(None)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

(Osan Bulgogi H3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dave

(H5)

Verbal Diarrhea

(OFH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Just Dave 2

(H5)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Thank You Cum Again

(IH3)

Just Doug

(H5)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Steve

(H5)

Brag a Deer General

McGuire Dix Lakehurst Hash House Harriers
...

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Tittsburgh

(Pgh-H3)

Three Toes In

(H5)

Just Thuy

(SHIT)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

F.A.R.T

STCH3
...

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOT)

Brown Noser

(H5)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Hadouken

(BAH3 )

Wild Cherry

(H5)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Hung Like This

(Pgh H3)

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs

(HbH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3/Denver H3)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Lick Around For Seconds

(FCH3 )

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jesse

(OFH3)

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Tapes It Up

(H5)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(H5)

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

Dick in a box

(WH4)

Tour de puke

(H5)

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Dragnet

(NVHHH)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Mudman

(Flour City)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Just Jackie

(H5)

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Bushy Cholera

(SOH4)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Horse Jerker

(FCH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Shark week

(SOH4)

Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser

(H5)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Jello

(FCH3 and POPR)

Pork Your Parents

(H5)

My Precious

(H5)

HeYanksPenis (HYP)

(H5)

Flabs Not Abs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Sniffher

(H5)

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Just Holly

(H5)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Uniporn

(H5)

Republicant

(H5)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Big Ten Inch

(H-5)

2Finger

(H5)

Remember Me

(FCH3)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Floss

(IH3)

MOUNDS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

I-Feel Tower

SH3inIL
Growing up is a part o...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Just Jean

(H5)

MaryAnne

(Dublin)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(TTH3)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Robocock

(DC Road Whores)

The buttler hit it

(Boston moom)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Big Trouble Little WHYbator

(WH4)

Licky Me

(H5)

Just Greg

(H5)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Fucking Gay

(H5)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(BosH3)

Rocko Suave

(Flour City Hash H...)

Dyke Tyson

(WH4-DCRW)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Tinkle tinkle little tart

(H5)

Front Load Her

(BAH3)

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Vowel Movement

(FCH3)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Flaming Earl Gay

(H5)

Cums in the oven

(H5)

Just Steve

(Homeless)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Jafo

(H5)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

It's Just Meghan

(H5)

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Head for Daddy

(FCH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Just Shannon

(H-5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Pounded In The Can

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Just rob

(BAH3)

3west

(BAH3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

phWedgie

(H5)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Chief of Queefs

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

Nippleodeon

(H5)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCHHH)