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H5 Stinko 2019

05/03 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $114*

It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.

Transfer A Rego

Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.

Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: Details to cum

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.

Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.

Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.

Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.

Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.

Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.

I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.

I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.


Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island

Start Location Details

The Famous Camp

Start Location TBA

Public Event

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200 Hashers came

including:

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

OrangUbang

(H-5)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

MOUNDS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Remember Me

(FCH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Cums in the oven

(H5)

Just Jason

(FUH3)

Front Load Her

(BAH3)

MaryAnne

(Dublin)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

I-Feel Tower

SH3inIL
Growing up is a part o...

Rocko Suave

(Flour City Hash H...)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Head for Daddy

(FCH3)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

How much did the holla Cost

(DCRW)

3west

(BAH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Bushy Cholera

(SOH4)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Brown Noser

(H5)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Hoo-Ha

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Three Toes In

(H5)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

phWedgie

(H5)

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

Just Holly

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Just Steve

(Homeless)

Ernest HeminGay

(H5)

Wild Cherry

(H5)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
I Moo At Cows

Republicant

(H5)

It's Just Meghan

(H5)

Just Mike

(None)

Dragnet

(NVHHH)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Stututory Consent

(BFMH3)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(BosH3)

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Fucking Gay

(H5)

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Shannon

(H-5)

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Just Greg

(H5)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Horse Jerker

(FCH3)

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

Just Jesse

(OFH3)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Sniffher

(H5)

My Precious

(H5)

Big Ten Inch

(H-5)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Uniporn

(H5)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

(Osan Bulgogi H3)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Tapes It Up

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Flabs Not Abs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Thank You Cum Again

(IH3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Hadouken

(BAH3 )

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(IH3)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Swayze’s Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Necro Feel-U-Up

(H5)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCHHH)

Big Trouble Little WHYbator

(WH4)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Just Dave 2

(H5)

2Finger

(H5)

Pork Your Parents

(H5)

Verbal Diarrhea

(OFH3)

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Licky Me

(H5)

Brag a Deer General

McGuire Dix Lakehurst Hash House Harriers
...

Tinkle tinkle little tart

(H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Tiny Two Stroke

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...

Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Shark week

(SOH4)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs

(HbH3)

Just Jackie

(H5)

Dick in a box

(WH4)

Honor Pole

(SPOT)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Just Thuy

(SHIT)

Robocock

(DC Road Whores)

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Jafo

(H5)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

HeYanksPenis (HYP)

(H5)

Just Jean

(H5)

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Webelo Scout

(H5)

its not a harley im gay

(MBH3)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Hung Like This

(Pgh H3)

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Pounded In The Can

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Jello

(FCH3 and POPR)

Mudman

(Flour City)

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

How I Met My Brother

(TTH3)

Dyke Tyson

(WH4-DCRW)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Just rob

(BAH3)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

Tittsburgh

(Pgh-H3)

The buttler hit it

(Boston moom)

F.A.R.T

STCH3
...

Male Slot

(FCH3/Denver H3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Chief of Queefs

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tour de puke

(H5)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Floss

(IH3)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Just Steve

(H5)

Pita

(Red tent)

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Lick Around For Seconds

(FCH3 )

Just Doug

(H5)

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Flaming Earl Gay

(H5)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Amelia Airhard

(H-5)

Just Dave

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

Vowel Movement

(FCH3)

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...