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H5 Stinko 2019

05/03 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $114*

It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.

Transfer A Rego

Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.

Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: Details to cum

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.

Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.

Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.

Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.

Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.

Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.

I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.

I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.


Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island

Start Location Details

The Famous Camp

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

200 Hashers came

including:

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

3west

(BAH3)

Brag a Deer General

McGuire Dix Lakehurst Hash House Harriers
...

How much did the holla Cost

(DCRW)

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Necro Feel-U-Up

(H5)

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Just Steve

(Homeless)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

(Osan Bulgogi H3)

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Just Jason

(FUH3)

Amelia Airhard

(H-5)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Thank You Cum Again

(IH3)

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Three Toes In

(H5)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

I-Feel Tower

SH3inIL
Growing up is a part o...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
2019 Miss MANVitational

Cums in the oven

(H5)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

MaryAnne

(Dublin)

Jello

(FCH3 and POPR)

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Brown Noser

(H5)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Big Trouble Little WHYbator

(WH4)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

How I Met My Brother

(TTH3)

Just Dave 2

(H5)

MOUNDS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Licky Me

(H5)

Just Doug

(H5)

Pita

(Red tent)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Deadman

(Rumson)

Republicant

(H5)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(BosH3)

Hung Like This

(Pgh H3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Rocko Suave

(Flour City Hash H...)

Just Shannon

(H-5)

Just Mike

(None)

HeYanksPenis (HYP)

(H5)

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Jafo

(H5)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(IH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Just Stacey

(H5)

Male Slot

(FCH3/Denver H3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Tinkle tinkle little tart

(H5)

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Fucking Gay

(H5)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

It's Just Meghan

(H5)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bushy Cholera

(SOH4)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Head for Daddy

(FCH3)

Just Jesse

(OFH3)

Mudman

(Flour City)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Floss

(IH3)

Chief of Queefs

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Flabs Not Abs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

F.A.R.T

STCH3
...

Remember Me

(FCH3)

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Shark week

(SOH4)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCHHH)

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Chappy

(H5)

Lick Around For Seconds

(FCH3 )

2Finger

(H5)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Just Jackie

(H5)

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Dick in a box

(WH4)

its not a harley im gay

(MBH3)

phWedgie

(H5)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs

(HbH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(H5)

Verbal Diarrhea

(OFH3)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just rob

(BAH3)

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

Just Thuy

(SHIT)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Swayze’s Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Front Load Her

(BAH3)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Tour de puke

(H5)

Stututory Consent

(BFMH3)

OrangUbang

(H-5)

Big Ten Inch

(H-5)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser

(H5)

Just Jean

(H5)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Dyke Tyson

(WH4-DCRW)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

Sniffher

(H5)

Vowel Movement

(FCH3)

Hadouken

(BAH3 )

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Uniporn

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Just Greg

(H5)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
I Moo At Cows

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOT)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Just Dave

(H5)

Tittsburgh

(Pgh-H3)

Tapes It Up

(H5)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

The buttler hit it

(Boston moom)

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Just Steve

(H5)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Dragnet

(NVHHH)

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

Flaming Earl Gay

(H5)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Just Holly

(H5)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

My Precious

(H5)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Horse Jerker

(FCH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

Hoo-Ha

(H5)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Pork Your Parents

(H5)

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Robocock

(DC Road Whores)

Tiny Two Stroke

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...