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H5 Stinko 2019

05/03 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $114*

It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.

Transfer A Rego

Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.

Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: Details to cum

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.

Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.

Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.

Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.

Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.

Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.

I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.

I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.


Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island

Start Location Details

The Famous Camp

Start Location TBA

Public Event

200 Hashers came:

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Brag a Deer General

McGuire Dix Lakehurst Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Don't Ask Don't Smell

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
Confused As A Baby In ...

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

F.A.R.T

STCH3
...

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Flabs Not Abs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Gunna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

I-Feel Tower

SH3inIL
Growing up is a part o...

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

MOUNDS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Pounded In The Can

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
2019 Miss MANVitational

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Tiny Two Stroke

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

UpperCunt

H5
...

What What (Mud in the butt)

Taco Tuesday H3
...

2Finger

(H5)

3west

(BAH3)

Amelia Airhard

(H-5)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Big Ten Inch

(H-5)

Big Trouble Little WHYbator

(WH4)

Brown Noser

(H5)

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Bushy Cholera

(SOH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Chief of Queefs

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Cums in the oven

(H5)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs

(HbH3)

Dick in a box

(WH4)

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Dragnet

(NVHHH)

Dyke Tyson

(WH4-DCRW)

Ernest HeminGay

(H5)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Flaming Earl Gay

(H5)

Floss

(IH3)

Front Load Her

(BAH3)

Fucking Gay

(H5)

Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser

(H5)

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

Hadouken

(BAH3 )

Head for Daddy

(FCH3)

HeYanksPenis (HYP)

(H5)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOT)

Hoo-Ha

(H5)

Horse Jerker

(FCH3)

How I Met My Brother

(TTH3)

How much did the holla Cost

(DCRW)

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Hung Like This

(Pgh H3)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

It's Just Meghan

(H5)

its not a harley im gay

(MBH3)

Jafo

(H5)

Jello

(FCH3 and POPR)

Just Dave

(H5)

Just Dave 2

(H5)

Just Doug

(H5)

Just Greg

(H5)

Just Holly

(H5)

Just Jackie

(H5)

Just Jason

(FUH3)

Just Jean

(H5)

Just Jesse

(OFH3)

Just Mike

(None)

Just rob

(BAH3)

Just Shannon

(H-5)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Just Steve

(Homeless)

Just Steve

(H5)

Just Thuy

(SHIT)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

(Osan Bulgogi H3)

Lick Around For Seconds

(FCH3 )

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Licky Me

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Male Slot

(FCH3/Denver H3)

MaryAnne

(Dublin)

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

Mudman

(Flour City)

My Precious

(H5)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Necro Feel-U-Up

(H5)

Nippleodeon

(H5)

OrangUbang

(H-5)

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

phWedgie

(H5)

Pita

(Red tent)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Pork Your Parents

(H5)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Remember Me

(FCH3)

Republicant

(H5)

Robocock

(DC Road Whores)

Rocko Suave

(Flour City Hash H...)

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Shark week

(SOH4)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Sniffher

(H5)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCHHH)

Stututory Consent

(BFMH3)

Swayze’s Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Tapes It Up

(H5)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(IH3)

Thank You Cum Again

(IH3)

The buttler hit it

(Boston moom)

Three Toes In

(H5)

Tinkle tinkle little tart

(H5)

Tittsburgh

(Pgh-H3)

Tour de puke

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Uniporn

(H5)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Verbal Diarrhea

(OFH3)

Vowel Movement

(FCH3)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(BosH3)