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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2019
05/03 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $114*
It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.
Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.
Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: Details to cum
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.
Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.
Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.
Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.
Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.
Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.
I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.
I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.
Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island
Start Location Details
The Famous Camp
Start Location TBA
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Thank You Cum Again
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Shit Happens
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Hung Like This
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Swayze’s Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Mike
(None)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
OrangUbang
(H-5)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Just Steve
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Crash Test Dumbass
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Utica Chub
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Read Between the Slime
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Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
HeYanksPenis (HYP)
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Lady Kale Krotch
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Hoo-Ha
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Chief of Queefs
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Just Jesse
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Flaming Earl Gay
(H5)
It's Just Meghan
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Silence of the goats
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Lick Around For Seconds
(FCH3 )
Namaste n watch
(SPOT)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
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Just Shannon
(H-5)
Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
(CCH3)
Dick in a box
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Ponyboy
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Fuzzbuster
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Cums in the oven
(H5)
Just Jean
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Uniporn
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Horse Jerker
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Deadman
(Rumson)
Just Dave 2
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
(SNOH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Floss
(IH3)
Tapes It Up
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(H5)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Jello
(FCH3 and POPR)
Just Dave
(H5)
Loose Early
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Ruff Buff
(H5)
Stututory Consent
(BFMH3)
Amelia Airhard
(H-5)
Inthe Bush
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Tour de puke
(H5)
3west
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2Finger
(H5)
Tittsburgh
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Just Thuy
(SHIT)
Pork Your Parents
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
She Wee Wee
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Church Lady
(FUH3)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
How I Met My Brother
(TTH3)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Mudman
(Flour City)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Fucking Gay
(H5)
Remember Me
(FCH3)
Sniffher
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
Dan Marine Ho
(H5)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Leaning Tower of Pleaser
(Osan Bulgogi H3)
Bumble Beaver
(BuffaloH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Necro Feel-U-Up
(H5)
Bushy Cholera
(SOH4)
Just rob
(BAH3)
Head for Daddy
(FCH3)
Jafo
(H5)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Department of Vegetable Affairs
(HbH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Hadouken
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Robocock
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Verbal Diarrhea
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(MoA2H3)
Male Slot
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Vowel Movement
(FCH3)
Big Trouble Little WHYbator
(WH4)
Three Toes In
(H5)
MaryAnne
(Dublin)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Deer Penthouse
(HbH3)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(BosH3)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Dragnet
(NVHHH)
Licky Me
(H5)
Trashed
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Under the Siege
(Philadelphia Hash...)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Just Doug
(H5)
Shark week
(SOH4)
Front Load Her
(BAH3)
Rocko Suave
(Flour City Hash H...)
Brown Noser
(H5)
Just Greg
(H5)
Dyke Tyson
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Holly
(H5)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
How much did the holla Cost
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G. I.
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Chappy
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
CumUnAll Va J J
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Big Ten Inch
(H-5)
Tinkle tinkle little tart
(H5)
Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser
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Republicant
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Just Jason
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My Precious
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Daddy’s Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOT)
St. Nipplezzzzz
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Pita
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The buttler hit it
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phWedgie
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Just Steve
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its not a harley im gay
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Anal Nicole
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Webelo Scout
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