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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2019
05/03 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $114*
It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.
Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.
Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: Details to cum
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.
Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.
Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.
Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.
Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.
Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.
I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.
I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.
Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island
Start Location Details
The Famous Camp
Start Location TBA
Public Event
including:
Just Steve
(Homeless)
HeYanksPenis (HYP)
(H5)
Bushy Cholera
(SOH4)
My Precious
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(MoA2H3)
Swayze’s Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Sniffher
(H5)
Thank You Cum Again
(IH3)
2Finger
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Under the Siege
(Philadelphia Hash...)
Just Mike
(None)
Shark week
(SOH4)
Tapes It Up
(H5)
Ruff Buff
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Horse Jerker
(FCH3)
Just Jean
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Licky Me
(H5)
Dan Marine Ho
(H5)
Jello
(FCH3 and POPR)
Deer Penthouse
(HbH3)
Silence of the goats
(BFMH3)
Bumble Beaver
(BuffaloH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Hung Like This
(Pgh H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
phWedgie
(H5)
Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Three Toes In
(H5)
Dragnet
(NVHHH)
Tour de puke
(H5)
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
(SNOH3)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Robocock
(DC Road Whores)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(IH3)
Head for Daddy
(FCH3)
Leaning Tower of Pleaser
(Osan Bulgogi H3)
Just rob
(BAH3)
Just Shannon
(H-5)
Just Steve
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Tinkle tinkle little tart
(H5)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds
(FCH3 )
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Jafo
(H5)
its not a harley im gay
(MBH3)
Stututory Consent
(BFMH3)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(BosH3)
Rocko Suave
(Flour City Hash H...)
Namaste n watch
(SPOT)
MaryAnne
(Dublin)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Daddy’s Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOT)
Department of Vegetable Affairs
(HbH3)
Just Doug
(H5)
Dyke Tyson
(WH4-DCRW)
Just Holly
(H5)
Tittsburgh
(Pgh-H3)
Hoo-Ha
(H5)
It's Just Meghan
(H5)
Front Load Her
(BAH3)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
Necro Feel-U-Up
(H5)
How I Met My Brother
(TTH3)
Utica Chub
(Syracuse On-on-do...)
Inthe Bush
(Summit H3)
Amelia Airhard
(H-5)
Chief of Queefs
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Republicant
(H5)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Lady Kale Krotch
(SOH4)
Just Dave 2
(H5)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Vowel Movement
(FCH3)
Just Thuy
(SHIT)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Mudman
(Flour City)
Ernest HeminGay
(H5)
OrangUbang
(H-5)
Dick in a box
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Big Trouble Little WHYbator
(WH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3/Denver H3)
Trashed
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Pork Your Parents
(H5)
Floss
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Shit Happens
(KWH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
How much did the holla Cost
(DCRW)
3west
(BAH3)
Remember Me
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
St. Nipplezzzzz
(FCHHH)
Just Jesse
(OFH3)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Flaming Earl Gay
(H5)
Fucking Gay
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Big Ten Inch
(H-5)
The buttler hit it
(Boston moom)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Greg
(H5)
Brown Noser
(H5)
Just Dave
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Pita
(Red tent)
Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
(CCH3)
Hadouken
(BAH3 )
Verbal Diarrhea
(OFH3)
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