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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2019
05/03 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $114*
It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.
Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.
Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: Details to cum
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.
Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.
Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.
Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.
Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.
Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.
I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.
I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.
Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island
Start Location Details
The Famous Camp
Start Location TBA
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Jafo
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Daddy’s Little Screamer
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Fucking Gay
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Mudman
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G. I.
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Remember Me
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Just Dave 2
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Head for Daddy
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CumUnAll Va J J
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Floss
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She Wee Wee
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Thank You Cum Again
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Inthe Bush
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Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
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Dragnet
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Rocko Suave
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Front Load Her
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HeYanksPenis (HYP)
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Monet Moaner
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Sex and Ate
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Big Ten Inch
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Church Lady
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Dick in a box
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Licky Me
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Sex Toys for Tots
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My Precious
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Anal Nicole
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Robocock
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Jello
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Horse Jerker
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Just Shannon
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Just Jason
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Dyke Tyson
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Dan Marine Ho
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Webelo Scout
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Tinkle tinkle little tart
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Deadman
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Just Thuy
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Phi Eta Pi
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Hoo-Ha
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Necro Feel-U-Up
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Just Greg
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Wild Cherry
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Taco Belle
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Doggystyle
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Just Steve
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Pita
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Just Steve
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Just Stacey
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St. Nipplezzzzz
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Crash Test Dumbass
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Just Jackie
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Shark week
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Tour de puke
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3west
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How I Met My Brother
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Chief of Queefs
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Mud Flaps
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Hung Like This
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Stututory Consent
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Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
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Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
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Tastes Like 10th Grade
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Pump N Dump
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The buttler hit it
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Honor Pole
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Dead Hooker
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Skidmarks
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Just Jesse
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phWedgie
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Dave the mason
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Just rob
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Republicant
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Verbal Diarrhea
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Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
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Ponyboy
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Ass Ogre
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Lick Around For Seconds
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Taco? I Barely Know Her
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Swayze’s Swollen Throat
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Pork Your Parents
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Tittsburgh
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Uniporn
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Three Toes In
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Ruff Buff
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Bumble Beaver
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How much did the holla Cost
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Brown Noser
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MaryAnne
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Trashed
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Deer Penthouse
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Fuzzbuster
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Loose Early
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Department of Vegetable Affairs
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Transplant it in Me
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Gulliver's Tranny
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Porcelain Goddess
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Hadouken
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Chappy
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Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
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Tapes It Up
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Cums in the oven
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Read Between the Slime
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Fart ConnOr
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Kim Slong-ungh
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Big Trouble Little WHYbator
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Bushy Cholera
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Flaming Earl Gay
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Snidley Whipass
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2Finger
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Ernest HeminGay
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Utica Chub
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its not a harley im gay
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Vowel Movement
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It's Just Meghan
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Cock-N-Face
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OrangUbang
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Just Holly
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Just Dave
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Lady Kale Krotch
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M'Orally Challenged
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Just Mike
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Full Metal Pussy
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Male Slot
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Sniffher
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Namaste n watch
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Under the Siege
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Silence of the goats
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Amelia Airhard
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