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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2019
05/03 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $114*
It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.
Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.
Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: Details to cum
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.
Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.
Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.
Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.
Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.
Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.
I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.
I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.
Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island
Start Location Details
The Famous Camp
Start Location TBA
Public Event
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Tastes Like 10th Grade
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Pita
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Hoo-Ha
(H5)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Swayze’s Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
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Stututory Consent
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine Ho
(H5)
Necro Feel-U-Up
(H5)
How much did the holla Cost
(DCRW)
Amelia Airhard
(H-5)
Ruff Buff
(H5)
Lady Kale Krotch
(SOH4)
its not a harley im gay
(MBH3)
OrangUbang
(H-5)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Just Mike
(None)
Sex Toys for Tots
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH)
Leaning Tower of Pleaser
(Osan Bulgogi H3)
Just Dave
(H5)
Verbal Diarrhea
(OFH3)
Just Dave 2
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Thank You Cum Again
(IH3)
Just Doug
(H5)
Just Steve
(H5)
Deer Penthouse
(HbH3)
Tittsburgh
(Pgh-H3)
Three Toes In
(H5)
Just Thuy
(SHIT)
Ass Ogre
(OTH4)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOT)
Brown Noser
(H5)
Lickity Splitz Down the Pole
(CCH3)
Hadouken
(BAH3 )
Wild Cherry
(H5)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
She Wee Wee
(H5)
Hung Like This
(Pgh H3)
Daddy’s Little Screamer
(BAH3)
Department of Vegetable Affairs
(HbH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3/Denver H3)
Bumble Beaver
(BuffaloH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Shit Happens
(KWH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Under the Siege
(Philadelphia Hash...)
Lick Around For Seconds
(FCH3 )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Jesse
(OFH3)
Trashed
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Read Between the Slime
(WH4)
Tapes It Up
(H5)
Shrimpin' Ain't Easy
(SNOH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Dick in a box
(WH4)
Tour de puke
(H5)
Dragnet
(NVHHH)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Mudman
(Flour City)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Silence of the goats
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Bushy Cholera
(SOH4)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(FCH3)
Ponyboy
(BAH3)
Shark week
(SOH4)
Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser
(H5)
Jello
(FCH3 and POPR)
Pork Your Parents
(H5)
My Precious
(H5)
HeYanksPenis (HYP)
(H5)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Sniffher
(H5)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Just Holly
(H5)
Utica Chub
(Syracuse On-on-do...)
Uniporn
(H5)
Republicant
(H5)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
(H-5)
2Finger
(H5)
Remember Me
(FCH3)
Dave the mason
(Rumson)
Floss
(IH3)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Just Jean
(H5)
MaryAnne
(Dublin)
Sex and Ate
(MoA2H3)
Inthe Bush
(Summit H3)
How I Met My Brother
(TTH3)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
Robocock
(DC Road Whores)
The buttler hit it
(Boston moom)
Namaste n watch
(SPOT)
Big Trouble Little WHYbator
(WH4)
Licky Me
(H5)
Just Greg
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fucking Gay
(H5)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(BosH3)
Rocko Suave
(Flour City Hash H...)
Dyke Tyson
(WH4-DCRW)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tinkle tinkle little tart
(H5)
Front Load Her
(BAH3)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Vowel Movement
(FCH3)
Flaming Earl Gay
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Just Steve
(Homeless)
Jafo
(H5)
It's Just Meghan
(H5)
Head for Daddy
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg/Hershey)
Just Shannon
(H-5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Just rob
(BAH3)
3west
(BAH3)
phWedgie
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Chief of Queefs
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
St. Nipplezzzzz
(FCHHH)
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