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H5 Stinko 2019

05/03 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $114*

It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.

Transfer A Rego

Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.

Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: Details to cum

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.

Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.

Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.

Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.

Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.

Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.

I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.

I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.


Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island

Start Location Details

The Famous Camp

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

200 Hashers came

including:

Just Doug

(H5)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
Confused As A Baby In ...

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Tittsburgh

(Pgh-H3)

How I Met My Brother

(TTH3)

Dyke Tyson

(WH4-DCRW)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

Just Shannon

(H-5)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Pita

(Red tent)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Just Steve

(H5)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Just Jesse

(OFH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Jean

(H5)

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

phWedgie

(H5)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

(Osan Bulgogi H3)

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Front Load Her

(BAH3)

Just Jason

(FUH3)

Just Mike

(None)

Hadouken

(BAH3 )

Male Slot

(FCH3/Denver H3)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Brown Noser

(H5)

Just Steve

(Homeless)

Three Toes In

(H5)

My Precious

(H5)

Just rob

(BAH3)

Swayze’s Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Tinkle tinkle little tart

(H5)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Tour de puke

(H5)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Lick Around For Seconds

(FCH3 )

Flaming Earl Gay

(H5)

Chief of Queefs

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Just Dave

(H5)

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

2Finger

(H5)

Flabs Not Abs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

The buttler hit it

(Boston moom)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(BosH3)

Gunna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Republicant

(H5)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

MOUNDS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fucking Gay

(H5)

Mudman

(Flour City)

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Sniffher

(H5)

Remember Me

(FCH3)

Horse Jerker

(FCH3)

Jello

(FCH3 and POPR)

Big Ten Inch

(H-5)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Dick in a box

(WH4)

It's Just Meghan

(H5)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Honor Pole

(SPOT)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

F.A.R.T

STCH3
...

Just Jackie

(H5)

Amelia Airhard

(H-5)

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Ernest HeminGay

(H5)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

How much did the holla Cost

(DCRW)

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
2019 Miss MANVitational

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Vowel Movement

(FCH3)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(IH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Stututory Consent

(BFMH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

3west

(BAH3)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Cums in the oven

(H5)

Department of Vegetable Affairs

(HbH3)

Thank You Cum Again

(IH3)

OrangUbang

(H-5)

Rocko Suave

(Flour City Hash H...)

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Shark week

(SOH4)

Just Thuy

(SHIT)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Robocock

(DC Road Whores)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Licky Me

(H5)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Just Dave 2

(H5)

Pork Your Parents

(H5)

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser

(H5)

Jafo

(H5)

I-Feel Tower

SH3inIL
Growing up is a part o...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Brag a Deer General

McGuire Dix Lakehurst Hash House Harriers
...

Verbal Diarrhea

(OFH3)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Head for Daddy

(FCH3)

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Pounded In The Can

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Just Greg

(H5)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Necro Feel-U-Up

(H5)

Dragnet

(NVHHH)

Bushy Cholera

(SOH4)

Big Trouble Little WHYbator

(WH4)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCHHH)

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Hoo-Ha

(H5)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

Just Holly

(H5)

HeYanksPenis (HYP)

(H5)

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

Hung Like This

(Pgh H3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

its not a harley im gay

(MBH3)

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Floss

(IH3)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Uniporn

(H5)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Tapes It Up

(H5)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

MaryAnne

(Dublin)

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...