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H5 Stinko 2019

05/03 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $114*

It’s 40 years after the famous Three Mile Island (near) Nuclear Disaster. Let’s have an island party to celebrate.

Transfer A Rego

Also note: Shirts are optional hab and are provided at a $14 charge. That field should be optional when registering.

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon.

Friday night compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year’s Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: Details to cum

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

FAQs:
I didn’t get a rego, but I want to cum and party. So and So said you can get me in can you?
Someone will not be able to go and tickets do become available. Last year we transferred 40+ registrations to other people. Get on the waiting list, tell your friends you want to go, post online in one of the FB groups or email lists. We often get asked to help someone sell their ticket, we go to the wait list to do that.

Can I bring an emotional support dog, cat, goat peacock or other animal?
No. Your fellow hashers are your emotional support for the weekend. Book your therapy sessions for the following week now.

Can I bring my baby by for a few minutes?
No. Must be 21 or over to come to any portion of this event.

Are there really Cabins available?
I wouldn’t say cabin… It’s a screened in A-Frame structure that sleeps 6-8. Keep in mind, it’s still May and can be cold. If it rains, you’ll stay dry in a cabin, but plan on bringing some plastic to better enclose and warm them up. Use TAPE, do not stick anything in the walls of the cabin. Cabins do have light and one set of outlets, generally no cots/beds. You should bring a power strip if needed, and your own bedroll.

Does everyone get cabin space?
No. There is not enough space for everyone but we will accommodate as many as possible. Space is first come first served based on received deposits.

Why am I paying for a cabin?*
The extra fee is just a deposit. We have a lot to clean up on Sunday without having to clean up the cabins too. Once the cabin is clean all deposits will be returned.

I don’t want to set up a tent but I don’t have any cabin mates, can I still sign up for a cabin?
Yes. If space is available we will find you some floor space.

I am coming from out of town to help set up. Can I set up my tent/RV on Thursday night?
Sorry no, we appreciate the help but camp setup is restricted to the weekend planning items. We will arrange local accommodations for you with one of our hashers.


Stinko Gets Nuclear Wasted... on an island

Start Location Details

The Famous Camp

Start Location TBA

Public Event

See the full list!

200 Hashers came

including:

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Jafo

(H5)

Daddy’s Little Screamer

(BAH3)

Fucking Gay

(H5)

Mudman

(Flour City)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Remember Me

(FCH3)

Just Dave 2

(H5)

Head for Daddy

(FCH3)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Floss

(IH3)

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Thank You Cum Again

(IH3)

Inthe Bush

(Summit H3)

Bitch Tits

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Jewels of duh Nile

Hockessin H3
You know you want me;)

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Gunna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dragnet

(NVHHH)

F.A.R.T

STCH3
...

Rocko Suave

(Flour City Hash H...)

MOUNDS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Front Load Her

(BAH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

HeYanksPenis (HYP)

(H5)

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Sex and Ate

(MoA2H3)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Liquor Box

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Big Ten Inch

(H-5)

Spitz.cum

DC Road Whores
...

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Just Jean

(H5)

Dick in a box

(WH4)

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Sir Lancelittle

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Tis but a scratch!

Licky Me

(H5)

Shit Happens

(KWH3)

Leaning Tower of Pleaser

(Osan Bulgogi H3)

Just Doug

(H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

(BFMH3)

My Precious

(H5)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Robocock

(DC Road Whores)

Jello

(FCH3 and POPR)

Horse Jerker

(FCH3)

Fish N Tits

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

Just Shannon

(H-5)

Just Jason

(FUH3)

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

Dyke Tyson

(WH4-DCRW)

Dan Marine Ho

(H5)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Tinkle tinkle little tart

(H5)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Marilyn ManHoe

Wandering Whore H3
https://www.facebook.c...

Just Thuy

(SHIT)

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

Tiny Two Stroke

Nomad Hash House Harriers
Love one another and o...

Hoo-Ha

(H5)

Necro Feel-U-Up

(H5)

Just Greg

(H5)

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Free 2 Lay

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

In Vino Vulvitas

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Just Steve

(H5)

Pita

(Red tent)

Just Steve

(Homeless)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Brag a Deer General

McGuire Dix Lakehurst Hash House Harriers
...

Sex-A-Sketch

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
Hash harder not smarter!

Just Stacey

(H5)

St. Nipplezzzzz

(FCHHH)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Full mOOn Hash House Harriers
...

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Don't Ask Don't Smell

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Lick Stick

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Just Jackie

(H5)

Shark week

(SOH4)

Tour de puke

(H5)

3west

(BAH3)

How I Met My Brother

(TTH3)

Chief of Queefs

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Flickin the Beancock

Skull & Boners H3
Less crying, more puking

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Hillbilly H3
Mx InterAm 2019

DIAL F

DC Road Whores
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Fuki Suki/Cup Dispenser

(H5)

Rubber Ripper

Rogue North Hash House Harriers
...

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

OSAMA Bin Hashing

DC Road Whores
...

Hung Like This

(Pgh H3)

Runner Girl

Taco Tuesday H3
...

Heaven's Gape

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Stututory Consent

(BFMH3)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

(CCH3)

Shrimpin' Ain't Easy

(SNOH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(IH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

DEALT IT, FELT IT, SMELT IT

San Diego Hash House Harriers
MMHCD

The buttler hit it

(Boston moom)

Honor Pole

(SPOT)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

Just Jesse

(OFH3)

phWedgie

(H5)

Dave the mason

(Rumson)

Prostate Rights

Scotch H3
...

Thudmuffin

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
I got a tagline see. ...

Skratch n Stiff

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Just rob

(BAH3)

Trinity Eyeball Cumshot

Skull & Boners H3
...

Republicant

(H5)

Verbal Diarrhea

(OFH3)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(BosH3)

Ponyboy

(BAH3)

Flabs Not Abs

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Ass Ogre

(OTH4)

Lick Around For Seconds

(FCH3 )

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Swayze’s Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Pork Your Parents

(H5)

Tittsburgh

(Pgh-H3)

Fuck A Sore Ass

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Uniporn

(H5)

Clitorhands

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Three Toes In

(H5)

Ruff Buff

(H5)

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Bumble Beaver

(BuffaloH3)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
...

5 O'Twat Shadow

Tidewater H3
...

T-Blowner

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

How much did the holla Cost

(DCRW)

Brown Noser

(H5)

MaryAnne

(Dublin)

Trashed

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Deer Penthouse

(HbH3)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

dwarfus interruptus

WH4
Confused As A Baby In ...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Department of Vegetable Affairs

(HbH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Hadouken

(BAH3 )

Chappy

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Pastorbator

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
...

Everything Butt Sex

Ben Franklin Mob H3
I'm shy.

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Tapes It Up

(H5)

Cums in the oven

(H5)

Read Between the Slime

(WH4)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershey)

Kim Slong-ungh

(WH4)

Big Trouble Little WHYbator

(WH4)

Bushy Cholera

(SOH4)

Flaming Earl Gay

(H5)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

2Finger

(H5)

Sharin' Peter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sharin' is Carin'

Ernest HeminGay

(H5)

Utica Chub

(Syracuse On-on-do...)

its not a harley im gay

(MBH3)

Vowel Movement

(FCH3)

It's Just Meghan

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

OrangUbang

(H-5)

Just Holly

(H5)

The Great White MILF

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Just Dave

(H5)

Lady Kale Krotch

(SOH4)

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Just Mike

(None)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

Male Slot

(FCH3/Denver H3)

Sniffher

(H5)

Namaste n watch

(SPOT)

Under the Siege

(Philadelphia Hash...)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
2019 Miss MANVitational

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

I-Feel Tower

SH3inIL
Growing up is a part o...

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

Amelia Airhard

(H-5)