Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
including:
ASS Q
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Just Shannon
(H5)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Re-Member Me
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Dragnet
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Chasez Boyz
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
TMI
(Smutty)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Self Service
(H5)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
Republicant
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dick In A Box /
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
She Came
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Tesla Twat
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
The Flying Crapeze
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Brown noser
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
not in my hair
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
Banana
(RH3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tapes it
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Hung Jury
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
Bushrat
(H5)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
the black clap
Ru-469
(DCRW)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Fuzzbuster
Wishboneher
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
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