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H5 Stinko 2018

05/04 12:00 PM to 05/06 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!

So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!

The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.

Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)

Friday

Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!

Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!

Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!

We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.

Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.

Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.

Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression

Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.

Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail

Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!

Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.

Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”


Start Location Details

Stinko Camp

"Near Harrisburg"

Public Event

204 Hashers cumming:

Ass Juices

RH3
Boo Boo says he has on...

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

BushWacker FudgePacker

MtnBH3
Can't drink all day if...

Clean Clam

cHARLOTtesville H3
...

DIAL F

DCRW
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

dwarfus interruptus

TR2H2
Confused As A Baby In ...

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Golden Showers

DCRW
I'm just a bill...

Kitten Mittons

KH3
You'll be smitten.

Lichtenschtabbed

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Lips of steel

PittH3
...

Pooperrazzi

Tidewater Hash House Harriettes
...

Princess & The Poo

HbH3
If you lay it Hillbill...

Queen of the Jungle

HangoverH3
All bad decisions make...

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Sex-A-Sketch

RogueNorth
...

Sharin' Peter

H5
Sharin' is Carin'

Sister Angry Dragon

OFH3
Tit check lover

Sister Maria

HHHHH
Sister Maria

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Stain Gretzky

EWH3
#GoalieGoals

Swayze's Swollen Throat

FCH3
I'm not from Hollywood...

Tittsburgh Orgynizer

C3H3 / PGHH3
...

2 Finger Tuesday

(H5)

3 Holer

(DCH3)

60K9

(BFMH3)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Anymouse

(SummitH3)

Aquabator

(JaxH3)

Ass Ogre

(DCRW)

ASS Q

SummitH3

Ass Spelunker

(DCRW)

Assfixiation

(WH4)

Bad Semen

(ReadingH3)

Bambi's Bitch

(BAH3)

Banana

(RH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)

Barrack O Barman

(BAH3)

Beaver Muncher

(Summit HHH)

Big 10 Inch

(H5)

Brag a Deer General

(MDLH3)

Brown noser

(H5)

Bushrat

(H5)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Chasez Boyz

TTH3

Chew Chew Ham Ham

NKH3

Chief of Queefs

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Circle Jerkinator

(NVHHH)

Cliff Diver

(H5)

Cock or two

(Flour City Hash H...)

Cox Stroker

(PGHH3)

Cums in the oven

(H5)

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg Hershe...)

Daddy's Little Screamer

(CCH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Dan Marine-Ho

(H5)

Dave

(Raczkuewicz)

Deadman Walking

(Rumson)

Deep Wood Cutter

(DCRW)

Dick In A Box /

BFMH3

Dirty Gerbil

(PGHH3)

Doggystyle

(NYCH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Dragnet

(H5)

Erectile Duckfunction

(FCH3)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg Hershe...)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Full Metal Pussy

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

H5

G. I.

(Rumson)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

(H5)

Happy on his knees

(WH4)

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

Horn of Plenty

(ReadingH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

HuMMeR

(NYCH3)

Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist

(H5)

Hung Jury

AH4

Hung Like This

(Pittsburg H3)

HYP (Jim Stopyra)

(H5)

In Your Endo

(H5)

Inthe Bush

(SH3)

its not a harley im gay

(h5)

Jello Jigglers

(Flour City H3 & POPR)

Just Becky

(H5)

Just Dakotah

(H5)

Just Jackie

(H5)

Just Jason

(FUH3)

Just Shannon

(H5)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Just Tammy

(H5)

Just Tom

(DCH4)

K-9 Jelly

(FCH3)

Kappa Grabba Cock

(Beer Snob H3)

Knickers Please!

(Boston H3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Lick Stick

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3 )

M'Orally Challenged

(H5)

Marilyn ManHoe

(KWH3)

Mary Fucking Poppins

(Hockessin)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Monet Moaner

(H5)

MOUNDS

(H5)

Mud Flaps

(BAH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Necrofeel-U-up

(H5)

Nippleodeon

(H5)

not in my hair

SummitH3

Once Twice Five Times a Lady

(RH3)

OrangUbang

(H5)

Orgie Cycle

(BFMH3)

Pastorbator

(SOH4)

Phi Eta Pi

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

(Nittany Valley HHH)

Pork your Parents

(H5)

Puff The Magic Dragking

(FCH3)

Pump House Sperm Filter

(CH3)

Pump N Dump

(DCRW)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Re-Member Me

FCH3

Redwing Hoover

(BAH3 )

Republicant

(H5)

Rollercoaster Reach Bak

(HbH3)

Ru-469

(DCRW)

Rubber Ripper

(RogueNorth)

Self Service

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Sex Practice Friend

(TH3)

She Came

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

snidley whipass

(SOH4)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Spermit

(PGHH3)

Statutory Consent

(BFMH3)

T-Bag

(PGHH3)

T-Boner

(PGHH3)

Taco Belle

(TTH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(TTH3)

Tapes it

(H5)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Tesla Twat

NKH3

the black clap

PGHH3

The Flying Crapeze

H5

THE GREAT WHITE MILF

(S.H.I.T.)

The Virginator

(BAH3)

TMI

(Smutty)

Tour dePuke

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Twat My Mom

(Boston H3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Under the Siege

(PhillyH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Unleash the Furrry

(CCH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!

(EWH3)

Utica Chub

(SOH4)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory

(Boston/DC)

Wishboneher

(H5)