Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
including:
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Wishboneher
(H5)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Chasez Boyz
OrangUbang
(H5)
Tapes it
(H5)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Banana
(RH3)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
Brown noser
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
TMI
(Smutty)
Hung Jury
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Dick In A Box /
The Virginator
(BAH3)
The Flying Crapeze
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Bushrat
(H5)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Just Shannon
(H5)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
Self Service
(H5)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
ASS Q
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
Ru-469
(DCRW)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Dragnet
(H5)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Tesla Twat
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
not in my hair
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
the black clap
Just Jackie
(H5)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Republicant
(H5)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Re-Member Me
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
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