Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
including:
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Hung Jury
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Just Shannon
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Just Jackie
(H5)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Dragnet
(H5)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chasez Boyz
ASS Q
MOUNDS
(H5)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
Fuzzbuster
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Brown noser
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Self Service
(H5)
Tapes it
(H5)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Ru-469
(DCRW)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
TMI
(Smutty)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Lick Stick
(H5)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
(H5)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Dick In A Box /
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Re-Member Me
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Banana
(RH3)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Republicant
(H5)
Tesla Twat
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
She Came
(H5)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
not in my hair
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
the black clap
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
The Flying Crapeze
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
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