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H5 Stinko 2018
05/04 12:00 PM to 05/06 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Brown noser
(H5)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Hung Jury
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Uniporn
(H5)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
Just Shannon
(H5)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
the black clap
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dragnet
(H5)
The Flying Crapeze
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Republicant
(H5)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
ASS Q
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Chasez Boyz
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Wishboneher
(H5)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
not in my hair
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
She Came
(H5)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
TMI
(Smutty)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
OrangUbang
(H5)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
Self Service
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Stacey
(H5)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
Re-Member Me
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Ru-469
(DCRW)
Banana
(RH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Bushrat
(H5)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Tesla Twat
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Webelo Scout
(H5)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Tapes it
(H5)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Dick In A Box /
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
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