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H5 Stinko 2018
05/04 12:00 PM to 05/06 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
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Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Tapes it
(H5)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Just Stacey
(H5)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
Tesla Twat
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
TMI
(Smutty)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Brown noser
(H5)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
Just Shannon
(H5)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Bushrat
(H5)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Banana
(RH3)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
the black clap
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
Re-Member Me
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
(H5)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
Hung Jury
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Dick In A Box /
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Chasez Boyz
She Came
(H5)
Self Service
(H5)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
ASS Q
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
not in my hair
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
OrangUbang
(H5)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Dragnet
(H5)
Republicant
(H5)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
The Flying Crapeze
Uniporn
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Ru-469
(DCRW)
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