Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
including:
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Dick In A Box /
Just Shannon
(H5)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Ru-469
(DCRW)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Re-Member Me
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
(H5)
Tapes it
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Mudman
(FCH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Republicant
(H5)
Hung Jury
Muffalotta
(H5)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Bushrat
(H5)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tesla Twat
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
not in my hair
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Fuzzbuster
Chasez Boyz
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Banana
(RH3)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Dragnet
(H5)
Brown noser
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Self Service
(H5)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
the black clap
ASS Q
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TMI
(Smutty)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
The Flying Crapeze
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