Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
including:
Just Shannon
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Banana
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Republicant
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
not in my hair
In Your Endo
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bushrat
(H5)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
TMI
(Smutty)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Brown noser
(H5)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Re-Member Me
Just Jackie
(H5)
Dragnet
(H5)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
(H5)
Dick In A Box /
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Tapes it
(H5)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
the black clap
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ASS Q
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hung Jury
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Self Service
(H5)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
She Came
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Chasez Boyz
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Tesla Twat
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
The Flying Crapeze
Ru-469
(DCRW)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
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