Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
including:
Just Stacey
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Mudman
(FCH3)
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Chasez Boyz
Lick Stick
(H5)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Re-Member Me
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
not in my hair
Just Tammy
(H5)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Just Shannon
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
The Flying Crapeze
Dick In A Box /
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ru-469
(DCRW)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Tesla Twat
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
ASS Q
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Self Service
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Brown noser
(H5)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
TMI
(Smutty)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Bushrat
(H5)
Republicant
(H5)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Wishboneher
(H5)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
the black clap
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Fuzzbuster
Dragnet
(H5)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
She Came
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Hung Jury
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Tapes it
(H5)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Banana
(RH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
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