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H5 Stinko 2018
05/04 12:00 PM to 05/06 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Self Service
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
She Came
(H5)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Just Jason
(FUH3)
Tesla Twat
3 Holer
(DCH3)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
Fuzzbuster
Monet Moaner
(H5)
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
the black clap
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Republicant
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dragnet
(H5)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
not in my hair
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
ASS Q
G. I.
(Rumson)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Banana
(RH3)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Dick In A Box /
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
Wishboneher
(H5)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
TMI
(Smutty)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Chasez Boyz
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Re-Member Me
Chappy
(H5)
Bushrat
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Just Jackie
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
The Flying Crapeze
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Tapes it
(H5)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Shannon
(H5)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Brown noser
(H5)
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Hung Jury
Ru-469
(DCRW)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
60K9
(BFMH3)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
In Your Endo
(H5)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
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