Cost: $112*
The year is 1933: it’s the worst year of the depression with unemployment peaking at 25.2%, Alcatraz becomes a federal penitentiary, Cuba engages in civil war, and Adolph Hitler is appointed the Chancellor of Germany and opens the first concentration camp in Dachau. Sounds like the worst year in the history of the world doesn’t it….but wait….good things came in 1933 as well..The film King Kong premieres, the first Drive-In built, Shirley Temple signs a contract with Fox at 5 years old, the chocolate chip cookie is invented…And the most important thing for hashers in the US??? The 21st Amendment to the constitution passes which repeals prohibition!!!
So this year we give “21 CHEERS FOR BEERS”!!!! Don’t be a wet blanket! REGISTER (and Pay) NOW!
The first 200 PAID registrations will be on the who’s cumming list, all remaining registrations will go on a wait list.
Visit H5hash.com/stinko for FAQs
(Important, there may be some changes from previous years.)
Friday
Arrive and set up NO EARLIER than Noon. Then belly on up the Barrel House for a beverage but don’t get blotto yet, it’s gonna be a long night!
Friday night show us your Moxie and compete in the chili cookoff
Chili Cookoff winner gets a free ticket for next year's Stinko!
Friday Night Theme: After dinner get dressed up for our 1930’s Historical bootleggers camp march. Come as a historical figure or event from the year and learn a few things along the way. Just watch out for those Bulls trying to bust up the fun!
We’ll finish the night with some Karaoke and dancing for you crooners and hoofers out there.
Saturday Morning you’ll get breakfast before being on the Lam with your wiley hares. Don’t forget to bring some dough to buy some haberdashery.
Lunch will see you standing in the soup and bread (sandwich) line. After lunch compete in Prohibition Themed Stinko Games and then rest up for the evenings shenanigans.
Enjoy a great dinner that let’s you know you are heading out of that Great Depression
Saturday Theme: After dinner, get all dolled up in your finest 1930s glam wear as we are PUTTIN ON THE RITZ tonight as we turn the rec hall in to a full on Gin Mill. We’ll be serving some period cocktails and other giggle water while you enjoy Skits and the Drunkest Band in PA, BUBBA who will undoubtedly be hitting on all sixes.
Sunday Morning: enjoy some breakfast, yoga, and fat boy trail
Sunday Noon: Beat it or get the bum’s rush!
Notes:
other event activities: join us at various times for some dance lessons and “special” silent movies.
Food and drink provided at various meal times throughout the weekend Please note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available, if you have other special dietary needs, we suggest bringing those along with you.
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Finally, As President Franklin D. Roosevelt said “I believe this would be a good time for a beer”
including:
Phi Eta Pi
(H5)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Ass Ogre
(DCRW)
Spermit
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
(H5)
Deep Wood Cutter
(DCRW)
Fuzzbuster
CumUnAll Va J J
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
T-Boner
(PGHH3)
She Came
(H5)
Ru-469
(DCRW)
Tour dePuke
(H5)
Tapes it
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Puff The Magic Dragking
(FCH3)
Chasez Boyz
Just Danielle
(TTH3)
Mary Fucking Poppins
(Hockessin)
Cock Killer
(NVHHH)
THE 2nd Cumming
(BosH3)
Eastern European Whore
(NVHHH)
Re-Member Me
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(NYCH3)
Ass Spelunker
(DCRW)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Daddy's Little Screamer
(CCH3)
Hung Jury
Redwing Hoover
(BAH3 )
its not a harley im gay
(h5)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Kappa Grabba Cock
(Beer Snob H3)
MOUNDS
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Self Service
(H5)
Cums in the oven
(H5)
Dirty Gerbil
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(Boston H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(TTH3)
Orgie Cycle
(BFMH3)
Pastorbator
(SOH4)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Inthe Bush
(SH3)
T-Bag
(PGHH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
60K9
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin)
Dick In A Box /
Just Jason
(FUH3)
snidley whipass
(SOH4)
M'Orally Challenged
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(Flour City H3 & POPR)
Pork your Parents
(H5)
Just Jackie
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Aquabator
(JaxH3)
Trim Shady
(EWH3)
Anymouse
(SummitH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
(H5)
Bushrat
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3 )
Dragnet
(H5)
Unleash the Furrry
(CCH3)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
The Virginator
(BAH3)
Circle Jerkinator
(NVHHH)
Republicant
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dave
(Raczkuewicz)
Rollercoaster Reach Bak
(HbH3)
Brag a Deer General
(MDLH3)
Erectile Duckfunction
(FCH3)
Big 10 Inch
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sex Practice Friend
(TH3)
Statutory Consent
(BFMH3)
Mud Flaps
(BAH3)
Just Tom
(DCH4)
ASS Q
In Your Endo
(H5)
3 Holer
(DCH3)
Just Dakotah
(H5)
THE GREAT WHITE MILF
(S.H.I.T.)
Assfixiation
(WH4)
Full Metal Pussy
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(DCRW)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Just Tammy
(H5)
Hung Like This
(Pittsburg H3)
HYP (Jim Stopyra)
(H5)
Tesla Twat
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bambi's Bitch
(BAH3)
Cock or two
(Flour City Hash H...)
Barrack O Barman
(BAH3)
Rubber Ripper
(RogueNorth)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
the black clap
Happy on his knees
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(TTH3)
Brown noser
(H5)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
TMI
(Smutty)
Under the Siege
(PhillyH3)
Deadman Walking
(Rumson)
Pump House Sperm Filter
(CH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Once Twice Five Times a Lady
(RH3)
Twat My Mom
(Boston H3)
The Flying Crapeze
Uniporn
(H5)
Hummer Dumb is Latin for Moist
(H5)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cox Stroker
(PGHH3)
not in my hair
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Banana
(RH3)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
(Summit HHH)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
G. I.
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pippi Schlongstocking
(Nittany Valley HHH)
Fart ConnOr
(Harrisburg Hershe...)
Lick Stick
(H5)
Wishboneher
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
(H5)
Willy Wonka & the Backdoor Factory
(Boston/DC)
Chew Chew Ham Ham
Just Shannon
(H5)
Doggystyle
(NYCH3)
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