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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
ID
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Big Ten Inch
Three Toes In
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
My Precious
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Uniporn
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
puke panther
(H5)
F Me Daily
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Self Service
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Doodle
Tickets
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just jean
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Stacey
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lock Jaw
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Trashed
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Fart ConnOr
Hot Crotchet
Cock-N-Face
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Gag Em
Deadman
(Rumson)
just donna
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
MOUNDS
Choke Me Off
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Nippleodeon
2 Finger Tuesday
Dan Marine-Ho
BrokeBack MountMe
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Runner Girl
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Awhoraphobia
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
ass-Q
(SH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cums in the oven
Sharin' Peter
phWedgie
Anal nicole
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Double D
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sister Maria
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
LunaChic
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Anchor Spanker
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
4-F You
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chief of Queefs
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
My Holes Matter
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Analholics Anonymous
CLIFF DIVER
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Lips
(POHOH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
OrangUbang
HeYanksPenis
Piggy
Chappy
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Fire in my hOle
Debasement
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Wild Cherry
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Dakotah
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
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