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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Big Ten Inch
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Gag Em
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cock-N-Face
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Debasement
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
phWedgie
Master Baster
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
MOUNDS
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
NFHN
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Beaver Muncher
Self Service
Gulliver's Tranny
Choke Me Off
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Piggy
Lips
(POHOH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bushrat
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Hot Crotchet
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Double D
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
LunaChic
Analholics Anonymous
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nacho Taco
Awhoraphobia
Sharin' Peter
4-F You
HeYanksPenis
Chappy
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Anchor Spanker
Doodle
Egg F*cker
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
CLIFF DIVER
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cums in the oven
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
My Holes Matter
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Anal nicole
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lock Jaw
Deadman
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
OrangUbang
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Wishboneher
Dan Marine-Ho
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
hare today cum tomorrow
Licky Me
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Chief of Queefs
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Trashed
3&Out
(DH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
The bitch will find U
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Grizzly Schniz
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
She Wee Wee
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Dakotah
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Precious
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
ID
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
In Your Endo
Just Stacey
G I
(Rumson )
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Wild Cherry
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
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