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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Doodle
Bushrat
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
4-F You
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
CLIFF DIVER
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
phWedgie
In Your Endo
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Three Toes In
Cums in the oven
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
HeYanksPenis
Anal nicole
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Trashed
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gag Em
Dan Marine-Ho
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
LunaChic
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Nippleodeon
Chappy
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Beaver Muncher
Self Service
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Sharin' Peter
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
My Holes Matter
OrangUbang
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just jean
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
F Me Daily
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Hot Crotchet
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lock Jaw
Master Baster
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Choke Me Off
Just Dakotah
MOUNDS
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sister Maria
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Just Stacey
hare today cum tomorrow
Just Chris
(OFH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Licky Me
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Grizzly Schniz
Anchor Spanker
Mudman
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Runner Girl
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
puke panther
(H5)
Piggy
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fire in my hOle
ID
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Fuzzbuster
Clitorhands 2
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
My Precious
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
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