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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just jean
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
My Precious
My Holes Matter
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Gag Em
CLIFF DIVER
Wishboneher
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Beaver Muncher
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Stacey
just donna
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
In Your Endo
Fuzzbuster
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
4-F You
G I
(Rumson )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Piggy
Pork your parents
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Runner Girl
Self Service
phWedgie
Doodle
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Egg F*cker
hare today cum tomorrow
K9-69
(PittH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
HeYanksPenis
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Three Toes In
Analholics Anonymous
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
F Me Daily
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
The bitch will find U
Gulliver's Tranny
Anal nicole
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
NFHN
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Fire in my hOle
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Wild Cherry
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Anchor Spanker
Lock Jaw
3&Out
(DH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Licky Me
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Dakotah
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Trashed
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Awhoraphobia
Clitorhands 2
OrangUbang
She Wee Wee
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Bushrat
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
ID
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
MOUNDS
Sharin' Peter
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