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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Anchor Spanker
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
ass-Q
(SH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Tickets
(Rumson)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cums in the oven
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
just donna
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gag Em
Wild Cherry
Egg F*cker
Runner Girl
Trashed
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lock Jaw
Doodle
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
3&Out
(DH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Wishboneher
BrokeBack MountMe
4-F You
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Nacho Taco
Hot Crotchet
Butt Floss
(IH3)
My Precious
G I
(Rumson )
Moon
(PGHH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Mudman
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Master Baster
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Cock-N-Face
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
In Your Endo
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Piggy
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Fart ConnOr
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
HeYanksPenis
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Dakotah
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
She Wee Wee
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Three Toes In
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Sister Maria
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Licky Me
The bitch will find U
Just Stacey
hare today cum tomorrow
Self Service
MOUNDS
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Anal nicole
OrangUbang
Big Ten Inch
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Clitorhands 2
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just jean
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Awhoraphobia
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
My Holes Matter
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
phWedgie
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
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