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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
c-scaper
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cock-N-Face
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Trashed
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Runner Girl
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
4-F You
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Gag Em
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Mudman
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Sister Maria
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
My Precious
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Nippleodeon
Sharin' Peter
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Nacho Taco
3&Out
(DH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fire in my hOle
Choke Me Off
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Doodle
The bitch will find U
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Anchor Spanker
LunaChic
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dan Marine-Ho
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
2 Finger Tuesday
My Holes Matter
Rex
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Bushrat
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Wild Cherry
Just Dakotah
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Licky Me
K9-69
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
HeYanksPenis
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Peter Grippin
G I
(Rumson )
Phi Eta Pi
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Piggy
Debasement
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Cums in the oven
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Big Ten Inch
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Awhoraphobia
Pork your parents
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
She Wee Wee
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wishboneher
Chief of Queefs
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
In Your Endo
Self Service
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Anal nicole
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
OrangUbang
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Stacey
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Hot Crotchet
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
F Me Daily
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Analholics Anonymous
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
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