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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
phWedgie
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
4-F You
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Bushrat
LunaChic
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
My Holes Matter
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Egg F*cker
Trashed
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Wild Cherry
BANG 4 UR BUCK
hare today cum tomorrow
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Awhoraphobia
Just Dakotah
Clitorhands 2
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Piggy
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
My Precious
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Anal nicole
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Debasement
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Licky Me
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dan Marine-Ho
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Gag Em
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Nacho Taco
Chappy
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Double D
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
just donna
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Big Ten Inch
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
ID
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
In Your Endo
Fire in my hOle
F Me Daily
Sharin' Peter
Choke Me Off
Self Service
MOUNDS
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Three Toes In
Doodle
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
puke panther
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Analholics Anonymous
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
OrangUbang
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
NFHN
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Fart ConnOr
ass-Q
(SH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Peter Grippin
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
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