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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Double D
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Gag Em
lips of steel
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bushrat
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Licky Me
Peter Grippin
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
In Your Endo
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Stacey
G I
(Rumson )
My Holes Matter
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Fire in my hOle
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Trashed
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
HeYanksPenis
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
LunaChic
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Dakotah
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Egg F*cker
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
My Precious
Self Service
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
just donna
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Anchor Spanker
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Runner Girl
hare today cum tomorrow
Chief of Queefs
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cums in the oven
OrangUbang
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
RU-469
(DCH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
CLIFF DIVER
She Wee Wee
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Doodle
Three Toes In
NFHN
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Analholics Anonymous
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Debasement
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
BrokeBack MountMe
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Fart ConnOr
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
The bitch will find U
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Anal nicole
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Wishboneher
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Awhoraphobia
Piggy
4-F You
F Me Daily
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
phWedgie
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