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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lock Jaw
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sharin' Peter
Dan Marine-Ho
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Slim Jim
(H5)
MOUNDS
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Just Chris
(OFH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
G I
(Rumson )
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fart ConnOr
Butt Floss
(IH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fuzzbuster
Just Stacey
Sister Maria
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Anal nicole
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Wild Cherry
puke panther
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
6cooter
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
The bitch will find U
hare today cum tomorrow
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
phWedgie
Three Toes In
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Nippleodeon
Choke Me Off
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Trashed
Weblow Scout
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
HeYanksPenis
Mudman
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Big Ten Inch
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
OrangUbang
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
LunaChic
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Clitorhands 2
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Doodle
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cums in the oven
K9-69
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Beaver Muncher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Self Service
Double D
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Dakotah
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fire in my hOle
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lips
(POHOH3)
Runner Girl
Deadman
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Licky Me
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Piggy
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
Just jean
(H5)
My Precious
My Holes Matter
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gag Em
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Rex
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Peter Grippin
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
4-F You
Chief of Queefs
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
BrokeBack MountMe
Gulliver's Tranny
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
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