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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Chappy
(H5)
Self Service
phWedgie
3&Out
(DH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
My Precious
ID
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Fart ConnOr
Awhoraphobia
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Nacho Taco
Gag Em
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Egg F*cker
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Wishboneher
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
My Holes Matter
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nippleodeon
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Debasement
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Anal nicole
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Licky Me
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
puke panther
(H5)
OrangUbang
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Cums in the oven
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Piggy
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Terri
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Hot Crotchet
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Peter Grippin
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Bushrat
Chief of Queefs
Gulliver's Tranny
NFHN
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Beaver Muncher
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lips
(POHOH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
LunaChic
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just Stacey
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Sharin' Peter
Wild Cherry
Butt Floss
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Doodle
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
MOUNDS
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
just donna
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Trashed
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Big Ten Inch
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
4-F You
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Double D
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
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