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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Doodle
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Wild Cherry
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Nacho Taco
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Fart ConnOr
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Bushrat
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
She Wee Wee
G I
(Rumson )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Trashed
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
In Your Endo
Chappy
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peter Grippin
My Holes Matter
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Anchor Spanker
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
just donna
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just jean
(H5)
Licky Me
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
F Me Daily
4-F You
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
OrangUbang
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Nippleodeon
Beaver Muncher
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
The bitch will find U
LunaChic
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Self Service
Egg F*cker
Lock Jaw
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
MOUNDS
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Analholics Anonymous
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
phWedgie
CLIFF DIVER
Anal nicole
Gulliver's Tranny
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
My Precious
Awhoraphobia
Wishboneher
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Vestosterone
(RH3)
ID
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Dakotah
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Gag Em
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Three Toes In
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chief of Queefs
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
HeYanksPenis
Fire in my hOle
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Piggy
3&Out
(DH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
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