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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Dakotah
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Self Service
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Doodle
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dan Marine-Ho
Fire in my hOle
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Wild Cherry
Chief of Queefs
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just jean
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Peter Grippin
K9-69
(PittH3)
My Precious
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
HeYanksPenis
Just Stacey
Analholics Anonymous
Cock-N-Face
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Slim Jim
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Phi Eta Pi
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
F Me Daily
Mudman
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
4-F You
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Three Toes In
lips of steel
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sharin' Peter
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bushrat
Nacho Taco
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Runner Girl
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Nippleodeon
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Awhoraphobia
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Big Ten Inch
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Piggy
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Grizzly Schniz
hare today cum tomorrow
NFHN
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
CLIFF DIVER
My Holes Matter
just donna
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
2 Finger Tuesday
Lock Jaw
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Egg F*cker
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
MOUNDS
phWedgie
Sister Maria
Moon
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Trashed
BrokeBack MountMe
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
OrangUbang
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Gulliver's Tranny
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
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