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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Licky Me
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
My Precious
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
just donna
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Awhoraphobia
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Runner Girl
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Egg F*cker
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Chappy
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
The bitch will find U
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
Sharin' Peter
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
My Holes Matter
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Piggy
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
LunaChic
Phi Eta Pi
NFHN
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Gag Em
Knickers Please!
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
F Me Daily
HeYanksPenis
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Chief of Queefs
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
ID
(H5)
Wishboneher
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
4-F You
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Self Service
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Analholics Anonymous
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Nacho Taco
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
hare today cum tomorrow
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
puke panther
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Big Ten Inch
Doodle
Nippleodeon
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Clitorhands 2
Cums in the oven
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cock-N-Face
Double D
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
OrangUbang
phWedgie
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
K9-69
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
In Your Endo
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Stacey
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Bushrat
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pork your parents
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Three Toes In
Fart ConnOr
Fuzzbuster
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
G I
(Rumson )
Tickets
(Rumson)
Peter Grippin
Choke Me Off
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
MOUNDS
Trashed
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sister Maria
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
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