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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Licky Me
Gag Em
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
She Wee Wee
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just jean
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
F Me Daily
Cock-N-Face
Gulliver's Tranny
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Runner Girl
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
My Holes Matter
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Lock Jaw
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Big Ten Inch
Sister Maria
Clitorhands 2
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
puke panther
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Choke Me Off
Wishboneher
Self Service
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Nippleodeon
Fart ConnOr
G I
(Rumson )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Trashed
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Peter Grippin
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bushrat
Beaver Muncher
BrokeBack MountMe
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
LunaChic
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
MOUNDS
Just Chris
(OFH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Wild Cherry
My Precious
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Piggy
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Uniporn
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Anal nicole
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Hot Crotchet
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
ID
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Three Toes In
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Nacho Taco
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lips
(POHOH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
4-F You
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Analholics Anonymous
HeYanksPenis
lips of steel
(PittH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
phWedgie
Slim Jim
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Sharin' Peter
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Doodle
K9-69
(PittH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
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