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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
My Holes Matter
Doodle
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bushrat
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Wishboneher
Just Stacey
Runner Girl
Just jean
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Just Dakotah
Gag Em
ass-Q
(SH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sister Maria
Fire in my hOle
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Chappy
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
phWedgie
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
Fuzzbuster
Double D
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Debasement
(IH3)
Trashed
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
3&Out
(DH3)
Peter Grippin
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
just donna
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
She Wee Wee
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
NFHN
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Gulliver's Tranny
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Nippleodeon
Three Toes In
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Clitorhands 2
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
ID
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Choke Me Off
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
4-F You
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Chris
(OFH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
The bitch will find U
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Chief of Queefs
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Nacho Taco
Piggy
Phi Eta Pi
RU-469
(DCH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
In Your Endo
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
My Precious
Slim Jim
(H5)
Wild Cherry
LunaChic
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Mudman
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
F Me Daily
Cums in the oven
OrangUbang
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
MOUNDS
Self Service
Anchor Spanker
Lips
(POHOH3)
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