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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Debasement
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Stacey
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
G I
(Rumson )
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
MOUNDS
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Cock-N-Face
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Double D
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Wishboneher
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fuzzbuster
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Anal nicole
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
The bitch will find U
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Three Toes In
OrangUbang
Fire in my hOle
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
My Precious
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Piggy
Chappy
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Egg F*cker
NFHN
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Wild Cherry
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lock Jaw
CLIFF DIVER
Nacho Taco
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Self Service
2 Finger Tuesday
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
My Holes Matter
Gag Em
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Anchor Spanker
In Your Endo
F Me Daily
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Doodle
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
just donna
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Chief of Queefs
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just jean
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Rex
(PGHH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
ID
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gulliver's Tranny
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Peter Grippin
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Licky Me
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Sister Maria
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
LunaChic
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Nippleodeon
Beaver Muncher
4-F You
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Trashed
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
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