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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
My Holes Matter
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
In Your Endo
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Fart ConnOr
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dan Marine-Ho
Chief of Queefs
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Precious
Gulliver's Tranny
Licky Me
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Trashed
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
ID
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Three Toes In
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Piggy
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Analholics Anonymous
Beaver Muncher
HeYanksPenis
Gag Em
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Stacey
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Deadman
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
The bitch will find U
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Cock-N-Face
hare today cum tomorrow
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Cums in the oven
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Wild Cherry
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
phWedgie
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
RU-469
(DCH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Self Service
Egg F*cker
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bushrat
Runner Girl
Wishboneher
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
4-F You
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
OrangUbang
BrokeBack MountMe
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Nippleodeon
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sister Maria
K9-69
(PittH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
LunaChic
Doodle
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Uniporn
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Clitorhands 2
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
F Me Daily
She Wee Wee
Double D
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Master Baster
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Sharin' Peter
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Fire in my hOle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
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