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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Egg F*cker
Muffalotta
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Doodle
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Just Chris
(OFH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
MOUNDS
Self Service
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Grizzly Schniz
3&Out
(DH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
LunaChic
Piggy
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
BrokeBack MountMe
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cock-N-Face
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
HeYanksPenis
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
4-F You
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fart ConnOr
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
G I
(Rumson )
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Chief of Queefs
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Lock Jaw
Deadman
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Trashed
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wild Cherry
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
In Your Endo
just donna
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
Double D
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Big Ten Inch
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
NFHN
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Sharin' Peter
Bushrat
Anchor Spanker
lips of steel
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Licky Me
Nacho Taco
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Anal nicole
Chappy
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sister Maria
Nippleodeon
CLIFF DIVER
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Choke Me Off
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Stacey
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
ID
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
F Me Daily
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cums in the oven
Peter Grippin
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
puke panther
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Fire in my hOle
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Dakotah
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
My Precious
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Hot Crotchet
Wishboneher
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Just jean
(H5)
phWedgie
OrangUbang
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
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