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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
OrangUbang
Lock Jaw
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
My Precious
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
4-F You
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Cums in the oven
Muffalotta
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Gag Em
Slim Jim
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Debasement
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Beaver Muncher
Just Dakotah
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Fart ConnOr
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Piggy
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tickets
(Rumson)
HeYanksPenis
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
CLIFF DIVER
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Nippleodeon
Uniporn
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Big Ten Inch
Grizzly Schniz
BANG 4 UR BUCK
phWedgie
Nacho Taco
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cock-N-Face
ass-Q
(SH3)
She Wee Wee
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Analholics Anonymous
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Just Stacey
Hot Crotchet
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Licky Me
The bitch will find U
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Chappy
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Trashed
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phi Eta Pi
F Me Daily
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Bushrat
In Your Endo
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Fire in my hOle
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Chief of Queefs
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Wishboneher
Self Service
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
just donna
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just jean
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Choke Me Off
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
LunaChic
My Holes Matter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fuzzbuster
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
puke panther
(H5)
Doodle
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Anal nicole
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
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