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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Knickers Please!
(H5)
LunaChic
RU-469
(DCH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Sister Maria
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
just donna
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Doodle
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gulliver's Tranny
puke panther
(H5)
Gag Em
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Peter Grippin
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
My Holes Matter
Cock-N-Face
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Choke Me Off
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Piggy
Nippleodeon
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Wishboneher
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
OrangUbang
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bushrat
Lock Jaw
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Debasement
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
F Me Daily
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
4-F You
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Master Baster
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Dakotah
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
The bitch will find U
NFHN
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Three Toes In
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
ID
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Anal nicole
Awhoraphobia
She Wee Wee
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fuzzbuster
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Just Terri
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Wild Cherry
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Beaver Muncher
Just Stacey
Phi Eta Pi
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Trashed
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Just jean
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Self Service
My Precious
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Big Ten Inch
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Hot Crotchet
Fire in my hOle
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
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