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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Gulliver's Tranny
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cums in the oven
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
F Me Daily
Beaver Muncher
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Dakotah
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Big Ten Inch
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cock-N-Face
Fart ConnOr
Anal nicole
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Runner Girl
Gag Em
BrokeBack MountMe
Lips
(POHOH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
In Your Endo
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Trashed
Anchor Spanker
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
My Holes Matter
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Wild Cherry
Licky Me
Uncle John
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Fire in my hOle
phWedgie
Nippleodeon
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Precious
MOUNDS
4-F You
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
puke panther
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Choke Me Off
Sharin' Peter
Just jean
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Three Toes In
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slim Jim
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Uniporn
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
LunaChic
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
ass-Q
(SH3)
HeYanksPenis
Self Service
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Doodle
OrangUbang
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Chief of Queefs
Master Baster
(IH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
NFHN
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Piggy
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Just Stacey
Muffalotta
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
just donna
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Sister Maria
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Rex
(PGHH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Awhoraphobia
Bushrat
G I
(Rumson )
Loose Early
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
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