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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
My Holes Matter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Nippleodeon
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
puke panther
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Deadman
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
3&Out
(DH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
NFHN
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The bitch will find U
Self Service
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fire in my hOle
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
phWedgie
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock-N-Face
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cums in the oven
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Egg F*cker
OrangUbang
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Trashed
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
F Me Daily
Wishboneher
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Piggy
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
CLIFF DIVER
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Phi Eta Pi
Sister Maria
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Licky Me
Fart ConnOr
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Slim Jim
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
In Your Endo
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Nacho Taco
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Choke Me Off
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
My Precious
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Three Toes In
RU-469
(DCH4)
Beaver Muncher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag Em
Bushrat
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
4-F You
just donna
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Debasement
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
Doodle
Runner Girl
LunaChic
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Peter Grippin
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lock Jaw
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Stacey
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
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