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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Doodle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
Egg F*cker
Male Slot
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
The bitch will find U
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Trashed
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Three Toes In
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Peter Grippin
Pork your parents
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Runner Girl
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
My Precious
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Nacho Taco
Self Service
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sister Maria
My Holes Matter
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hot Crotchet
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
ID
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
4-F You
LunaChic
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lips
(POHOH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Just jean
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
hare today cum tomorrow
Muffalotta
(H5)
OrangUbang
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Clitorhands 2
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
K9-69
(PittH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Wishboneher
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
F Me Daily
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Dakotah
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Piggy
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
HeYanksPenis
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Awhoraphobia
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Fart ConnOr
Fire in my hOle
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
NFHN
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Sharin' Peter
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Double D
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Chief of Queefs
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wild Cherry
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Bushrat
Just Stacey
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Anchor Spanker
Lock Jaw
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Licky Me
Purple Cooter
(H5)
phWedgie
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
In Your Endo
G I
(Rumson )
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dan Marine-Ho
c-scaper
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
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