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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gulliver's Tranny
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Just Stacey
Knickers Please!
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Double D
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Big Ten Inch
Tickets
(Rumson)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Awhoraphobia
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Moon
(PGHH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Wild Cherry
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
My Precious
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Dakotah
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Self Service
Anchor Spanker
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
phWedgie
Grizzly Schniz
Chappy
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Licky Me
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Runner Girl
Phi Eta Pi
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gag Em
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Hot Crotchet
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
4-F You
NFHN
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Fuzzbuster
Mudman
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lock Jaw
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bushrat
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
OrangUbang
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Sister Maria
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
LunaChic
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
F Me Daily
Nippleodeon
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Analholics Anonymous
The bitch will find U
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fire in my hOle
Uniporn
(H5)
Piggy
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Anal nicole
Pork your parents
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
She Wee Wee
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
just donna
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
K9-69
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Trashed
ID
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Doodle
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
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