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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

puke panther

(H5)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Licky Me

H5

phWedgie

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Trashed

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Self Service

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Fire in my hOle

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

MOUNDS

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

4-F You

H5

ID

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Tickets

(Rumson)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Choke Me Off

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Piggy

HMHHH

Just Stacey

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

LVH3
...

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Uniporn

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

OrangUbang

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Bushrat

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

My Precious

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

F Me Daily

H5

just donna

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Nippleodeon

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Rex

(PGHH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Lock Jaw

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

3&Out

(DH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Awhoraphobia

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Doodle

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

In Your Endo

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Wishboneher

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

LunaChic

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)