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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Nacho Taco
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Choke Me Off
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Awhoraphobia
ass-Q
(SH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Dakotah
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Self Service
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sister Maria
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Trashed
Licky Me
hare today cum tomorrow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Big Ten Inch
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Peter Grippin
4-F You
Debasement
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
phWedgie
Anal nicole
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
OrangUbang
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
BrokeBack MountMe
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
2 Finger Tuesday
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Uniporn
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Nippleodeon
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Anchor Spanker
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Chief of Queefs
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
lips of steel
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Stacey
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doodle
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
LunaChic
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
ID
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
just donna
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Wishboneher
Moon
(PGHH3)
Piggy
My Precious
Deadman
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Chappy
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fart ConnOr
Analholics Anonymous
Gulliver's Tranny
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Bushrat
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Cums in the oven
G I
(Rumson )
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Fire in my hOle
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
My Holes Matter
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
F Me Daily
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Beaver Muncher
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Gag Em
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Cock-N-Face
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Fuzzbuster
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