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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
2 Finger Tuesday
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
MOUNDS
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Hot Crotchet
Lock Jaw
HeYanksPenis
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
My Precious
Gag Em
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Sharin' Peter
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Grizzly Schniz
She Wee Wee
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Beaver Muncher
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fire in my hOle
NFHN
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Big Ten Inch
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Dakotah
ass-Q
(SH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Uniporn
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Three Toes In
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Slim Jim
(H5)
Piggy
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
Awhoraphobia
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Wishboneher
Master Baster
(IH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
Choke Me Off
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Doodle
just donna
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
My Holes Matter
OrangUbang
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Anchor Spanker
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Egg F*cker
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Trashed
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
LunaChic
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Nacho Taco
4-F You
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Wild Cherry
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
phWedgie
Self Service
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
puke panther
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
The bitch will find U
Just Stacey
Nippleodeon
CLIFF DIVER
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Fart ConnOr
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Chappy
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
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