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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
hare today cum tomorrow
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sharin' Peter
Piggy
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Anchor Spanker
Deadman
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Doodle
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cums in the oven
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
The bitch will find U
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Self Service
Chief of Queefs
Gulliver's Tranny
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Wild Cherry
Anal nicole
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Fire in my hOle
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just jean
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Trashed
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Fart ConnOr
Male Slot
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Stacey
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
CLIFF DIVER
Egg F*cker
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Big Ten Inch
Nippleodeon
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lock Jaw
My Holes Matter
Church Lady
(FUH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Gag Em
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
My Precious
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
just donna
(H5)
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
MOUNDS
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Phi Eta Pi
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
OrangUbang
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Analholics Anonymous
Grizzly Schniz
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Cock-N-Face
HeYanksPenis
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
In Your Endo
Beaver Muncher
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Runner Girl
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
BrokeBack MountMe
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sister Maria
Double D
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Nacho Taco
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Awhoraphobia
Tickets
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Three Toes In
F Me Daily
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Clitorhands 2
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
4-F You
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Dakotah
phWedgie
NFHN
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
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