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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Just Dakotah

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Moon

(PGHH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

4-F You

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Trashed

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Uniporn

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

LVH3
...

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

My Precious

H5

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Piggy

HMHHH

Wild Cherry

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

My Holes Matter

H5

Wishboneher

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

G I

(Rumson )

HeYanksPenis

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

MOUNDS

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Bushrat

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

In Your Endo

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

phWedgie

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

LunaChic

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Licky Me

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Doodle

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Big Ten Inch

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Three Toes In

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Just jean

(H5)

puke panther

(H5)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Self Service

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

ID

(H5)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

just donna

(H5)

Sharin' Peter

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

F Me Daily

H5

Anal nicole

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

K9-69

(PittH3)