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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Rex
(PGHH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Licky Me
Phi Eta Pi
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Just jean
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
LunaChic
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Self Service
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Uniporn
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Stacey
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fuzzbuster
4-F You
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Fart ConnOr
Anal nicole
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Three Toes In
2 Finger Tuesday
Runner Girl
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Awhoraphobia
hare today cum tomorrow
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
She Wee Wee
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Anchor Spanker
Wishboneher
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Cock-N-Face
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
phWedgie
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Analholics Anonymous
G I
(Rumson )
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Chappy
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Piggy
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
My Holes Matter
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Clitorhands 2
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
Muffalotta
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
HeYanksPenis
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Hot Crotchet
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Beaver Muncher
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Trashed
Peter Grippin
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Doodle
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
just donna
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Dakotah
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dan Marine-Ho
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
ID
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
In Your Endo
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Double D
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
RU-469
(DCH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
OrangUbang
My Precious
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Nippleodeon
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cums in the oven
Weblow Scout
(H5)
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