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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Nacho Taco
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gag Em
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
phWedgie
Lock Jaw
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Master Baster
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Awhoraphobia
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
F Me Daily
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Chappy
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
2 Finger Tuesday
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
just donna
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Hot Crotchet
Doodle
Nippleodeon
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wild Cherry
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
puke panther
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
My Holes Matter
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Bushrat
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Egg F*cker
Chief of Queefs
Peter Grippin
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sister Maria
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Stacey
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
HeYanksPenis
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Uniporn
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
G I
(Rumson )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
OrangUbang
Sharin' Peter
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
4-F You
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
My Precious
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Analholics Anonymous
RU-469
(DCH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Dakotah
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Three Toes In
Fire in my hOle
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Trashed
Moon
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Licky Me
ID
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Self Service
Anchor Spanker
Clitorhands 2
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Runner Girl
Piggy
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
She Wee Wee
NFHN
(H5)
MOUNDS
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
The bitch will find U
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