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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Wild Cherry
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Grizzly Schniz
Hot Crotchet
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fire in my hOle
Gulliver's Tranny
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sister Maria
Trashed
She Wee Wee
Fart ConnOr
Tickets
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cock-N-Face
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lock Jaw
Debasement
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
4-F You
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Egg F*cker
Analholics Anonymous
Beaver Muncher
Wishboneher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
OrangUbang
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
In Your Endo
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Awhoraphobia
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Piggy
Gag Em
Mudman
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Stacey
hare today cum tomorrow
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
My Holes Matter
Slim Jim
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
NFHN
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Bushrat
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
MOUNDS
Clitorhands 2
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
LunaChic
ass-Q
(SH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Anal nicole
Butt Floss
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
ID
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Doodle
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
phWedgie
Pork your parents
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Anchor Spanker
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
just donna
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fuzzbuster
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Peter Grippin
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Three Toes In
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
F Me Daily
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Nippleodeon
Self Service
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Uniporn
(H5)
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