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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Foreskin

Rumson
...

MOUNDS

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

My Precious

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Licky Me

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Double D

(BAH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Just jean

(H5)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Uniporn

(H5)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Three Toes In

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Piggy

HMHHH

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

LVH3
...

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Wishboneher

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Choke Me Off

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

3&Out

(DH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Doodle

H5

just donna

(H5)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

My Holes Matter

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

ID

(H5)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Trashed

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

LunaChic

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

4-F You

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

phWedgie

H5

Self Service

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

puke panther

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Bushrat

H5

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Chappy

(H5)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)