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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
ID
(H5)
Gag Em
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Licky Me
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Self Service
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Dan Marine-Ho
The bitch will find U
phWedgie
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
OrangUbang
Chappy
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Anal nicole
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Clitorhands 2
Egg F*cker
Lock Jaw
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
My Holes Matter
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Chief of Queefs
hare today cum tomorrow
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Fart ConnOr
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
4-F You
Peter Grippin
Master Baster
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Wild Cherry
G I
(Rumson )
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Dakotah
Cums in the oven
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
LunaChic
RU-469
(DCH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Beaver Muncher
My Precious
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Just jean
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
NFHN
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
2 Finger Tuesday
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
HeYanksPenis
Muffalotta
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Bushrat
Butt Floss
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Trashed
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Uniporn
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Phi Eta Pi
Anchor Spanker
Choke Me Off
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Doodle
Three Toes In
just donna
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
She Wee Wee
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Pork your parents
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Nippleodeon
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Rex
(PGHH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Awhoraphobia
Fire in my hOle
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Big Ten Inch
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sharin' Peter
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Runner Girl
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