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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Deadman
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Awhoraphobia
Clitorhands 2
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sister Maria
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
She Wee Wee
Hot Crotchet
The bitch will find U
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just Dakotah
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Wishboneher
Nacho Taco
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
Self Service
NFHN
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Bushrat
Three Toes In
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Stacey
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Debasement
(IH3)
My Holes Matter
Loose Early
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Grizzly Schniz
Big Ten Inch
phWedgie
Egg F*cker
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choke Me Off
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Nippleodeon
LunaChic
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
just donna
(H5)
My Precious
HeYanksPenis
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
OrangUbang
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
4-F You
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Analholics Anonymous
Muffalotta
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Doodle
Dan Marine-Ho
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sharin' Peter
Chappy
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Peter Grippin
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Trashed
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Chief of Queefs
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
2 Finger Tuesday
Mudman
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
3&Out
(DH3)
Beaver Muncher
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Lips
(POHOH3)
F Me Daily
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Piggy
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Phi Eta Pi
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
In Your Endo
Double D
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
puke panther
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Anchor Spanker
Fart ConnOr
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Wild Cherry
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Runner Girl
Cums in the oven
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
G I
(Rumson )
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
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