This event is over.
Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Phi Eta Pi
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Grizzly Schniz
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
LunaChic
Doodle
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Licky Me
Bushrat
Fart ConnOr
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Egg F*cker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
ass-Q
(SH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
MOUNDS
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Runner Girl
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
hare today cum tomorrow
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
4-F You
Chappy
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sharin' Peter
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Wishboneher
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
In Your Endo
K9-69
(PittH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Male Slot
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Deadman
(Rumson)
OrangUbang
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
My Holes Matter
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gag Em
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Choke Me Off
Just jean
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Tickets
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Nippleodeon
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Wild Cherry
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Piggy
Muffalotta
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
F Me Daily
BrokeBack MountMe
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Hot Crotchet
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
My Precious
RU-469
(DCH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Self Service
Beaver Muncher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
NFHN
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
just donna
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Stacey
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Trashed
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Debasement
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uniporn
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
She Wee Wee
Lick stick
(Clh3)
CLIFF DIVER
HeYanksPenis
Clitorhands 2
Moon
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Big Ten Inch
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many