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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lock Jaw
Fuzzbuster
My Holes Matter
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Clitorhands 2
Choke Me Off
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Fire in my hOle
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Peter Grippin
Fart ConnOr
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Egg F*cker
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
In Your Endo
Chappy
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
phWedgie
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
She Wee Wee
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Nacho Taco
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
The bitch will find U
ass-Q
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Doodle
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Gulliver's Tranny
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Piggy
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Slim Jim
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Three Toes In
OrangUbang
Master Baster
(IH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Gag Em
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Anal nicole
Muffalotta
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
HeYanksPenis
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Nippleodeon
G I
(Rumson )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Analholics Anonymous
F Me Daily
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
Trashed
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
4-F You
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just jean
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Bushrat
lips of steel
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Dakotah
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sister Maria
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
ID
(H5)
LunaChic
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
just donna
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Just Stacey
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Licky Me
MOUNDS
c-scaper
(PittH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Self Service
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
NFHN
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Runner Girl
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