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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Mudman

(FCH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Bushrat

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

LVH3
...

Chappy

(H5)

Chief of Queefs

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Self Service

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

OrangUbang

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Piggy

HMHHH

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Three Toes In

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Doodle

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

LunaChic

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Fire in my hOle

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

My Holes Matter

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Deadman

(Rumson)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Just Stacey

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

ID

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

puke panther

(H5)

She Wee Wee

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

F Me Daily

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

ass-Q

(SH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Nippleodeon

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Trashed

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Peter Grippin

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Wishboneher

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Slim Jim

(H5)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

phWedgie

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

G I

(Rumson )

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Licky Me

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Beaver Muncher

Summit

My Precious

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Tickets

(Rumson)

The bitch will find U

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

4-F You

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Double D

(BAH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

just donna

(H5)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Fart ConnOr

H5