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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Doodle
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
In Your Endo
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
4-F You
She Wee Wee
Clitorhands 2
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Wishboneher
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Licky Me
Cums in the oven
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Chief of Queefs
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
G I
(Rumson )
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
The bitch will find U
Fart ConnOr
Butt Floss
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Awhoraphobia
Big Ten Inch
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Nacho Taco
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Gag Em
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Runner Girl
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Just Stacey
Just jean
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Choke Me Off
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Self Service
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Peter Grippin
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
My Precious
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Trashed
Analholics Anonymous
Phi Eta Pi
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Egg F*cker
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
NFHN
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Wild Cherry
HeYanksPenis
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Dakotah
Anal nicole
puke panther
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Anchor Spanker
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
OrangUbang
Lips
(POHOH3)
Bushrat
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
CLIFF DIVER
MOUNDS
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
K9-69
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sister Maria
Lock Jaw
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
LunaChic
Double D
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
BANG 4 UR BUCK
phWedgie
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Piggy
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
just donna
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
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