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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
just donna
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Doodle
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Fire in my hOle
Pork your parents
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Piggy
Just jean
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Three Toes In
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
4-F You
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Wishboneher
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Choke Me Off
ass-Q
(SH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Nippleodeon
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
In Your Endo
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
The bitch will find U
Chappy
(H5)
Gag Em
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
LunaChic
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Fuzzbuster
Chief of Queefs
Sharin' Peter
Just Stacey
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Self Service
MOUNDS
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Big Ten Inch
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Peter Grippin
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Dakotah
K9-69
(PittH3)
Awhoraphobia
Deadman
(Rumson)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
She Wee Wee
RU-469
(DCH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Anal nicole
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bushrat
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Egg F*cker
Runner Girl
Beaver Muncher
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Fart ConnOr
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Vestosterone
(RH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Hot Crotchet
My Precious
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
BrokeBack MountMe
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dan Marine-Ho
Licky Me
My Holes Matter
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sister Maria
phWedgie
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
F Me Daily
Nacho Taco
Anchor Spanker
HeYanksPenis
OrangUbang
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
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