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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Just Stacey

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

K9-69

(PittH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Just Dakotah

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Self Service

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Cums in the oven

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Lock Jaw

H5

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Piggy

HMHHH

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Double D

(BAH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Chappy

(H5)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Peter Grippin

H5

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

LunaChic

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

ID

(H5)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

just donna

(H5)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

My Precious

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Chief of Queefs

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Slim Jim

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Trashed

H5

Doodle

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

3&Out

(DH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Licky Me

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Choke Me Off

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Sister Maria

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Church Lady

(FUH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

NFHN

(H5)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Bushrat

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

phWedgie

H5

4-F You

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

In Your Endo

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

LVH3
...

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Wild Cherry

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)