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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

OrangUbang

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

My Precious

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

4-F You

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Slim Jim

(H5)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Debasement

(IH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Just Dakotah

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Piggy

HMHHH

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Tickets

(Rumson)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Big Ten Inch

H5

Grizzly Schniz

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

phWedgie

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Just Stacey

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Licky Me

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Chappy

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Trashed

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Bushrat

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Wishboneher

H5

Self Service

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

just donna

(H5)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just jean

(H5)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

LunaChic

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

K9-69

(PittH3)

LVH3
...

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Doodle

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Anal nicole

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)