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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Nippleodeon
Awhoraphobia
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Anal nicole
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Runner Girl
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Big Ten Inch
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
HeYanksPenis
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
RU-469
(DCH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Peter Grippin
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Double D
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
The bitch will find U
BANG 4 UR BUCK
ID
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Stacey
In Your Endo
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Beaver Muncher
Cums in the oven
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Cock-N-Face
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Fire in my hOle
Uncle John
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Three Toes In
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hot Crotchet
Choke Me Off
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sister Maria
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
just donna
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
My Precious
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Licky Me
Self Service
Piggy
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lock Jaw
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Chappy
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
G I
(Rumson )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
LunaChic
Deadman
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Lips
(POHOH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
phWedgie
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
hare today cum tomorrow
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gag Em
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
F Me Daily
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
My Holes Matter
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Just Dakotah
Trashed
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Clitorhands 2
Uniporn
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
4-F You
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
MOUNDS
OrangUbang
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Doodle
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