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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Chappy
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Dakotah
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Choke Me Off
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Debasement
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
4-F You
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
OrangUbang
Tickets
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Fart ConnOr
Cums in the oven
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Three Toes In
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
In Your Endo
Anchor Spanker
Peter Grippin
Trashed
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Lock Jaw
MOUNDS
Egg F*cker
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Fire in my hOle
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gag Em
Doodle
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Bushrat
3&Out
(DH3)
ID
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
RU-469
(DCH4)
just donna
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just jean
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Hot Crotchet
Master Baster
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Just Stacey
HeYanksPenis
Self Service
Chief of Queefs
Beaver Muncher
c-scaper
(PittH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Piggy
Uniporn
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
F Me Daily
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Runner Girl
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cock-N-Face
My Holes Matter
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Fuzzbuster
Analholics Anonymous
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Big Ten Inch
Slim Jim
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
phWedgie
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
puke panther
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Sister Maria
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
LunaChic
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Anal nicole
Wild Cherry
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Awhoraphobia
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sharin' Peter
My Precious
ass-Q
(SH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Nacho Taco
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