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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Chappy

(H5)

ID

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

HeYanksPenis

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Piggy

HMHHH

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

F Me Daily

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

OrangUbang

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Choke Me Off

H5

4-F You

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

My Precious

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

LunaChic

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

phWedgie

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Uniporn

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Three Toes In

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Trashed

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

LVH3
...

Lips

(POHOH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

3&Out

(DH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Licky Me

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Anal nicole

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Self Service

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Lock Jaw

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Sister Maria

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Bushrat

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

The bitch will find U

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

K9-69

(PittH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

just donna

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Doodle

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

G I

(Rumson )

Peter Grippin

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

ass-Q

(SH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Gag Em

BFMH3

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )