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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Egg F*cker
puke panther
(H5)
Self Service
Grizzly Schniz
Nacho Taco
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
In Your Endo
Analholics Anonymous
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Cock-N-Face
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Piggy
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
just donna
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Anal nicole
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Peter Grippin
Nippleodeon
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lock Jaw
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
NFHN
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Awhoraphobia
CLIFF DIVER
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
LunaChic
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Sharin' Peter
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Big Ten Inch
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Sister Maria
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Runner Girl
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Bushrat
Phi Eta Pi
My Precious
G I
(Rumson )
Uniporn
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
phWedgie
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
F Me Daily
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Debasement
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
MOUNDS
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Fire in my hOle
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
4-F You
Deadman
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
My Holes Matter
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Just jean
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
OrangUbang
Cums in the oven
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Doodle
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
The bitch will find U
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Stacey
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Chappy
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Anchor Spanker
Tickets
(Rumson)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
BrokeBack MountMe
2 Finger Tuesday
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Rex
(PGHH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Trashed
Licky Me
Double D
(BAH3)
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