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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Piggy
Double D
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Fart ConnOr
Nacho Taco
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
In Your Endo
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
OrangUbang
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Fire in my hOle
just donna
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cock-N-Face
Just Terri
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gag Em
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
F Me Daily
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Self Service
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Doodle
Bushrat
Just jean
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
She Wee Wee
Grizzly Schniz
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
4-F You
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Choke Me Off
Three Toes In
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
The bitch will find U
Wishboneher
My Precious
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Moon
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
3&Out
(DH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Big Ten Inch
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Sister Maria
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Debasement
(IH3)
LunaChic
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Vestosterone
(RH3)
phWedgie
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Peter Grippin
Muffalotta
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Licky Me
Trashed
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Cums in the oven
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Dakotah
ass-Q
(SH3)
MOUNDS
Fuzzbuster
Anal nicole
hare today cum tomorrow
Gulliver's Tranny
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Egg F*cker
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Clitorhands 2
Chief of Queefs
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lips
(POHOH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
HeYanksPenis
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
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