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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cock-N-Face
Rex
(PGHH3)
Beaver Muncher
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BrokeBack MountMe
Chappy
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Mudman
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Master Baster
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Choke Me Off
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Egg F*cker
Sharin' Peter
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Bushrat
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just jean
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Sister Maria
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Debasement
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hot Crotchet
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Peter Grippin
Chief of Queefs
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Doodle
F Me Daily
Trashed
Runner Girl
Anchor Spanker
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pork your parents
(H5)
LunaChic
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Licky Me
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Nippleodeon
G I
(Rumson )
My Precious
NFHN
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
phWedgie
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Slim Jim
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
ID
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
The bitch will find U
Clitorhands 2
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Piggy
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
4-F You
Fire in my hOle
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Self Service
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Wishboneher
Fart ConnOr
HeYanksPenis
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
She Wee Wee
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gag Em
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Stacey
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Anal nicole
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lips
(POHOH3)
Fuzzbuster
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
MOUNDS
RU-469
(DCH4)
OrangUbang
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
just donna
(H5)
In Your Endo
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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