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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Cums in the oven
Uniporn
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Analholics Anonymous
Chappy
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Nacho Taco
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
HeYanksPenis
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
My Precious
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Trashed
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sister Maria
3&Out
(DH3)
Nippleodeon
Licky Me
Fuzzbuster
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
ID
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hot Crotchet
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Wishboneher
My Holes Matter
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Just Dakotah
G I
(Rumson )
4-F You
Fire in my hOle
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sharin' Peter
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Wild Cherry
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
MOUNDS
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Grizzly Schniz
puke panther
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Piggy
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
In Your Endo
Just Chris
(OFH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Clitorhands 2
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
2 Finger Tuesday
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Three Toes In
Runner Girl
Debasement
(IH3)
phWedgie
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Fart ConnOr
Lock Jaw
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Anchor Spanker
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Peter Grippin
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
F Me Daily
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Self Service
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
The bitch will find U
BrokeBack MountMe
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
just donna
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Bushrat
lips of steel
(PittH3)
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