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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Wild Cherry
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Trashed
Gag Em
Wishboneher
Egg F*cker
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Licky Me
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Doodle
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Choke Me Off
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
OrangUbang
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
Fuzzbuster
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Runner Girl
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
phWedgie
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
CLIFF DIVER
Analholics Anonymous
Butt Floss
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lock Jaw
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
just donna
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
The bitch will find U
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Nippleodeon
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Anal nicole
2 Finger Tuesday
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Holes Matter
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lips
(POHOH3)
Beaver Muncher
Cums in the oven
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Grizzly Schniz
Pork your parents
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Anchor Spanker
Just Stacey
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
hare today cum tomorrow
MOUNDS
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Self Service
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
In Your Endo
Just jean
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sister Maria
Just Dakotah
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Piggy
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chief of Queefs
Sharin' Peter
F Me Daily
My Precious
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
4-F You
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
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