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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

NFHN

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Wild Cherry

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

LVH3
...

Wishboneher

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

LunaChic

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

My Precious

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Anal nicole

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Just jean

(H5)

ID

(H5)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Licky Me

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

phWedgie

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Debasement

(IH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Three Toes In

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

4-F You

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

3&Out

(DH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Muffalotta

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Sister Maria

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

Chappy

(H5)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

G I

(Rumson )

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

just donna

(H5)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Foreskin

Rumson
...

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Bushrat

H5

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Self Service

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

MOUNDS

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Doodle

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Just Stacey

H5

Trashed

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Moon

(PGHH3)