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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
phWedgie
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Egg F*cker
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
My Precious
Awhoraphobia
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gag Em
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Three Toes In
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
MOUNDS
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Deadman
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
F Me Daily
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Self Service
Choke Me Off
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Phi Eta Pi
2 Finger Tuesday
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Runner Girl
Hot Crotchet
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
NFHN
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Anchor Spanker
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
OrangUbang
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Doodle
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nippleodeon
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Fart ConnOr
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
My Holes Matter
Just Stacey
Master Baster
(IH3)
Anal nicole
Piggy
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Tickets
(Rumson)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Clitorhands 2
Bushrat
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Analholics Anonymous
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
LunaChic
just donna
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fuzzbuster
4-F You
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Cock-N-Face
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Licky Me
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
ass-Q
(SH3)
In Your Endo
Trashed
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lock Jaw
Lips
(POHOH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cums in the oven
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sharin' Peter
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
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