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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Egg F*cker
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
My Precious
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
G I
(Rumson )
Fart ConnOr
2 Finger Tuesday
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Anal nicole
Lock Jaw
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Trashed
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
just donna
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Anchor Spanker
ass-Q
(SH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Dan Marine-Ho
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
MOUNDS
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Self Service
Big Ten Inch
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Nippleodeon
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
phWedgie
hare today cum tomorrow
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Bushrat
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gulliver's Tranny
In Your Endo
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
Lips
(POHOH3)
Gag Em
Sister Maria
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Beaver Muncher
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Fire in my hOle
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Piggy
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
The bitch will find U
Choke Me Off
Analholics Anonymous
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Wild Cherry
K9-69
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Deadman
(Rumson)
LunaChic
4-F You
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
OrangUbang
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Church Lady
(FUH3)
She Wee Wee
Sharin' Peter
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Wishboneher
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Stacey
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
HeYanksPenis
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
NFHN
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
ID
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
My Holes Matter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
CLIFF DIVER
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cock-N-Face
Just jean
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
F Me Daily
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Doodle
Runner Girl
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
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