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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Trashed
Fuzzbuster
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Awhoraphobia
Egg F*cker
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Licky Me
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fart ConnOr
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Anchor Spanker
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
LunaChic
Anal nicole
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Dakotah
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Debasement
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cums in the oven
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
The bitch will find U
Lick stick
(Clh3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Analholics Anonymous
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
The Rash
(PHLH3)
phWedgie
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Stacey
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
HeYanksPenis
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
RU-469
(DCH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Master Baster
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Choke Me Off
Runner Girl
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Chief of Queefs
hare today cum tomorrow
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
F Me Daily
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
4-F You
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
My Holes Matter
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Self Service
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
3&Out
(DH3)
Sister Maria
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
ID
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Beaver Muncher
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just jean
(H5)
Gag Em
G I
(Rumson )
Three Toes In
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cock-N-Face
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
just donna
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Mudman
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Bushrat
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Piggy
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
In Your Endo
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lock Jaw
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fire in my hOle
Phi Eta Pi
Sharin' Peter
puke panther
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Wishboneher
Nippleodeon
Peter Grippin
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
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