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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hot Crotchet
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Nippleodeon
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Anal nicole
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cums in the oven
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cock-N-Face
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
Just jean
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Anchor Spanker
puke panther
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Doodle
Debasement
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
HeYanksPenis
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Fire in my hOle
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
The bitch will find U
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
My Precious
The Rash
(PHLH3)
G I
(Rumson )
My Holes Matter
Peter Grippin
Analholics Anonymous
Chappy
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Fuzzbuster
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Piggy
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Trashed
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
just donna
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
4-F You
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Awhoraphobia
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
OrangUbang
Grizzly Schniz
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Three Toes In
phWedgie
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Bushrat
Wishboneher
ID
(H5)
Licky Me
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Stacey
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Runner Girl
Sister Maria
Beaver Muncher
Egg F*cker
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Self Service
Clitorhands 2
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lock Jaw
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Choke Me Off
Big Ten Inch
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just Dakotah
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
LunaChic
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
MOUNDS
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
CLIFF DIVER
Gag Em
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