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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Self Service

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

The bitch will find U

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

In Your Endo

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Sister Maria

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

4-F You

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

LunaChic

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Three Toes In

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Doodle

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

phWedgie

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Cums in the oven

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Peter Grippin

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

My Precious

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Just Stacey

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

LVH3
...

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Wild Cherry

H5

G I

(Rumson )

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Wishboneher

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

just donna

(H5)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

ID

(H5)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Bushrat

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Choke Me Off

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Trashed

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Tickets

(Rumson)

Uniporn

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Licky Me

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

OrangUbang

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Anal nicole

H5