This event is over.
Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
In Your Endo
Just Dakotah
Clitorhands 2
Cums in the oven
Cock-N-Face
Just Stacey
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
CLIFF DIVER
Lock Jaw
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Phi Eta Pi
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choke Me Off
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Nacho Taco
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Peter Grippin
Purple Cooter
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Licky Me
3&Out
(DH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Doodle
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
LunaChic
phWedgie
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Egg F*cker
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
F Me Daily
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Hot Crotchet
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Chris
(OFH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Wild Cherry
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Awhoraphobia
Anal nicole
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Debasement
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Wishboneher
Trashed
puke panther
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
4-F You
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag Em
Piggy
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
OrangUbang
Lips
(POHOH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sharin' Peter
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Nippleodeon
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
She Wee Wee
BrokeBack MountMe
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Chief of Queefs
Sister Maria
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
My Precious
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Moon
(PGHH3)
Self Service
Analholics Anonymous
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Bushrat
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
ass-Q
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Holes Matter
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Grizzly Schniz
Fart ConnOr
Three Toes In
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Runner Girl
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Uniporn
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many