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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fire in my hOle
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Beaver Muncher
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Piggy
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
My Holes Matter
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
OrangUbang
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Bushrat
Fuzzbuster
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
MOUNDS
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Clitorhands 2
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Chief of Queefs
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
3&Out
(DH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
4-F You
Deadman
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Awhoraphobia
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Self Service
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HeYanksPenis
CLIFF DIVER
Runner Girl
Debasement
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
BrokeBack MountMe
Trashed
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Church Lady
(FUH3)
The bitch will find U
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cums in the oven
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Analholics Anonymous
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Fart ConnOr
My Precious
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Peter Grippin
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Lock Jaw
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Nacho Taco
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
She Wee Wee
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Anal nicole
Licky Me
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sister Maria
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Dakotah
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dan Marine-Ho
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
NFHN
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Just jean
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Stacey
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Egg F*cker
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCH4)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
In Your Endo
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
F Me Daily
ass-Q
(SH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Doodle
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
just donna
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
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