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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Licky Me
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Bushrat
Moon
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
Grizzly Schniz
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Peter Grippin
F Me Daily
Fire in my hOle
hare today cum tomorrow
She Wee Wee
The bitch will find U
phWedgie
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Trashed
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Chief of Queefs
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Anchor Spanker
Wishboneher
Nippleodeon
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
HeYanksPenis
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cock-N-Face
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
In Your Endo
Chappy
(H5)
LunaChic
Piggy
Cums in the oven
Just Stacey
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Hot Crotchet
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Doodle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
Runner Girl
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uniporn
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Big Ten Inch
ass-Q
(SH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
My Precious
ID
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Sister Maria
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
Three Toes In
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
CLIFF DIVER
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
OrangUbang
Egg F*cker
Debasement
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Phi Eta Pi
Choke Me Off
Master Baster
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Clitorhands 2
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Nacho Taco
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
MOUNDS
Rex
(PGHH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Self Service
Fart ConnOr
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Awhoraphobia
Sharin' Peter
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
4-F You
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
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