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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cock-N-Face
My Holes Matter
HeYanksPenis
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Beaver Muncher
puke panther
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
My Precious
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Doodle
Gag Em
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fire in my hOle
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Licky Me
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Muffalotta
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Fart ConnOr
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Wishboneher
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Debasement
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Just Stacey
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Runner Girl
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Clitorhands 2
Sister Maria
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
NFHN
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Dan Marine-Ho
Big Ten Inch
just donna
(H5)
OrangUbang
2 Finger Tuesday
phWedgie
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Piggy
Mudman
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
G I
(Rumson )
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
LunaChic
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uniporn
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
4-F You
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
RU-469
(DCH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Nippleodeon
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Self Service
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Grizzly Schniz
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Cums in the oven
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Choke Me Off
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
3&Out
(DH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Trashed
Bushrat
Anal nicole
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Sharin' Peter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Wild Cherry
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
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