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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Phi Eta Pi
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Fire in my hOle
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cums in the oven
Chief of Queefs
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Self Service
Mudman
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Nippleodeon
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Fuzzbuster
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Precious
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Sister Maria
Grizzly Schniz
Big Ten Inch
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Chappy
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
RU-469
(DCH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gag Em
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Just Dakotah
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Doodle
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bushrat
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
MOUNDS
CLIFF DIVER
Choke Me Off
Runner Girl
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
The bitch will find U
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Awhoraphobia
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Nacho Taco
In Your Endo
4-F You
ass-Q
(SH3)
Trashed
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lock Jaw
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Lips
(POHOH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
LunaChic
Double D
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
HeYanksPenis
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Sharin' Peter
Licky Me
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Anchor Spanker
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Clitorhands 2
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Uniporn
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Cock-N-Face
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
K9-69
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
Wild Cherry
OrangUbang
Just Stacey
G I
(Rumson )
Tickets
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Just jean
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Piggy
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
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