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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Egg F*cker
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Self Service
HeYanksPenis
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
NFHN
(H5)
phWedgie
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Sister Maria
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
3&Out
(DH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Dakotah
Uniporn
(H5)
Gag Em
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Clitorhands 2
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
My Precious
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Cock-N-Face
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Piggy
puke panther
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
CLIFF DIVER
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Chief of Queefs
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
LunaChic
Choke Me Off
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Awhoraphobia
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Cums in the oven
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
F Me Daily
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Grizzly Schniz
Analholics Anonymous
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Doodle
ID
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Trashed
Peter Grippin
ass-Q
(SH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Just Terri
(BAH3)
4-F You
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Beaver Muncher
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Big Ten Inch
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
just donna
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fart ConnOr
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Runner Girl
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
RU-469
(DCH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
In Your Endo
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
OrangUbang
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Debasement
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Nacho Taco
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Anal nicole
Wild Cherry
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Stacey
Hot Crotchet
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
MOUNDS
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Licky Me
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Wishboneher
Bushrat
Nippleodeon
Sharin' Peter
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