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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Anal nicole
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Doodle
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Sharin' Peter
Big Ten Inch
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
She Wee Wee
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Uniporn
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Chappy
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Analholics Anonymous
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
The bitch will find U
Lips
(POHOH3)
My Holes Matter
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Piggy
Double D
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Fart ConnOr
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
4-F You
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sister Maria
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Choke Me Off
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Clitorhands 2
Wild Cherry
Self Service
Trashed
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
just donna
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Chief of Queefs
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Gag Em
Master Baster
(IH3)
My Precious
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
2 Finger Tuesday
In Your Endo
Fire in my hOle
Dan Marine-Ho
Phi Eta Pi
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Wishboneher
Lock Jaw
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
LunaChic
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Beaver Muncher
hare today cum tomorrow
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Peter Grippin
Gulliver's Tranny
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bushrat
Purple Cooter
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Awhoraphobia
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Runner Girl
RU-469
(DCH4)
Licky Me
K9-69
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Nacho Taco
BrokeBack MountMe
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HeYanksPenis
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Cums in the oven
Hot Crotchet
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cock-N-Face
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Anchor Spanker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
F Me Daily
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tickets
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
phWedgie
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
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