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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Peter Grippin
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
RU-469
(DCH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
ID
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Double D
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sister Maria
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
My Holes Matter
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Runner Girl
Fart ConnOr
My Precious
Big Ten Inch
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Dakotah
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Bushrat
K9-69
(PittH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Three Toes In
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Gag Em
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Analholics Anonymous
NFHN
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Trashed
Piggy
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Wishboneher
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Awhoraphobia
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Chappy
(H5)
F Me Daily
MOUNDS
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
hare today cum tomorrow
Nacho Taco
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Wild Cherry
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Nippleodeon
Mudman
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Egg F*cker
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
just donna
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
LunaChic
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
phWedgie
OrangUbang
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Self Service
Deadman
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
puke panther
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lips
(POHOH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
HeYanksPenis
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
4-F You
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Licky Me
Choke Me Off
Lock Jaw
Hot Crotchet
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cock-N-Face
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
CLIFF DIVER
In Your Endo
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Stacey
Anal nicole
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Doodle
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