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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cums in the oven
Just Dakotah
just donna
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Nacho Taco
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
OrangUbang
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Sharin' Peter
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
The bitch will find U
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sister Maria
Lips
(POHOH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Three Toes In
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
My Precious
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Egg F*cker
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Runner Girl
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Fart ConnOr
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Chief of Queefs
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Gag Em
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
NFHN
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
MOUNDS
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Grizzly Schniz
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Licky Me
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G I
(Rumson )
ID
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Wishboneher
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Debasement
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
F Me Daily
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
She Wee Wee
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Church Lady
(FUH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Trashed
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
My Holes Matter
Chappy
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Piggy
2 Finger Tuesday
Clitorhands 2
4-F You
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Awhoraphobia
Big Ten Inch
Mudman
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Bushrat
Just Stacey
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Beaver Muncher
Self Service
Doodle
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
In Your Endo
Uniporn
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Nippleodeon
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Cock-N-Face
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
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