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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Licky Me
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fire in my hOle
Cums in the oven
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Three Toes In
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Bushrat
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Peter Grippin
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
My Precious
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Clitorhands 2
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Butt Floss
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Egg F*cker
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Self Service
lips of steel
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Gag Em
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
The bitch will find U
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Beaver Muncher
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Fart ConnOr
Analholics Anonymous
Runner Girl
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Fuzzbuster
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Doodle
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Big Ten Inch
LunaChic
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
In Your Endo
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Sister Maria
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lock Jaw
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
OrangUbang
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
ID
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Anal nicole
Just Dakotah
Anchor Spanker
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
just donna
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Choke Me Off
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
G I
(Rumson )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Trashed
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Awhoraphobia
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
4-F You
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
MOUNDS
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Wishboneher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
She Wee Wee
Wild Cherry
ass-Q
(SH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Piggy
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cock-N-Face
K9-69
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Stacey
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Debasement
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
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