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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
In Your Endo
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Awhoraphobia
Chappy
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cock-N-Face
Doodle
Gag Em
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Licky Me
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Wild Cherry
Piggy
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Anchor Spanker
NFHN
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
ID
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Analholics Anonymous
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
4-F You
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Just Stacey
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
phWedgie
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Trashed
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
3&Out
(DH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Anal nicole
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Runner Girl
Just Dakotah
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
OrangUbang
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
The bitch will find U
CLIFF DIVER
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
F Me Daily
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Bushrat
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Deadman
(Rumson)
Tickets
(Rumson)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
She Wee Wee
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
HeYanksPenis
Fire in my hOle
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Phi Eta Pi
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Self Service
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
LunaChic
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Sharin' Peter
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Debasement
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Master Baster
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Egg F*cker
Just Terri
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
just donna
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
My Precious
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Nacho Taco
2 Finger Tuesday
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hot Crotchet
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
MOUNDS
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Beaver Muncher
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gulliver's Tranny
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
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