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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
The bitch will find U
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Sharin' Peter
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lock Jaw
Fire in my hOle
Awhoraphobia
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Wishboneher
Master Baster
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hot Crotchet
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Anchor Spanker
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Sister Maria
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Bushrat
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Nacho Taco
puke panther
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
In Your Endo
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Piggy
Choke Me Off
4-F You
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Wild Cherry
BrokeBack MountMe
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
MOUNDS
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Cums in the oven
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
LunaChic
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
The Rash
(PHLH3)
My Holes Matter
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
She Wee Wee
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Doodle
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Runner Girl
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Fuzzbuster
Clitorhands 2
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just jean
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Anal nicole
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
My Precious
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Self Service
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
ID
(H5)
Three Toes In
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Nippleodeon
Uniporn
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Cock-N-Face
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Dakotah
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Phi Eta Pi
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dan Marine-Ho
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Trashed
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
F Me Daily
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
phWedgie
Analholics Anonymous
Just Stacey
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Gulliver's Tranny
Rex
(PGHH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Peter Grippin
Grizzly Schniz
Mudman
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Egg F*cker
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Licky Me
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
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