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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Rex

(PGHH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Licky Me

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Just jean

(H5)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

LunaChic

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Self Service

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Sharin' Peter

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Uniporn

(H5)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Chief of Queefs

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Just Stacey

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

4-F You

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Three Toes In

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

LVH3
...

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Wishboneher

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

phWedgie

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Debasement

(IH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Big Ten Inch

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

G I

(Rumson )

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Chappy

(H5)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

My Holes Matter

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

puke panther

(H5)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Bushrat

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Fire in my hOle

H5

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Trashed

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Gag Em

BFMH3

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Doodle

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

just donna

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

ID

(H5)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

In Your Endo

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Double D

(BAH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

RU-469

(DCH4)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

OrangUbang

H5

My Precious

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Nippleodeon

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)