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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Wishboneher
Just Dakotah
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Gulliver's Tranny
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Muffalotta
(H5)
4-F You
My Precious
Clitorhands 2
hare today cum tomorrow
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Self Service
Egg F*cker
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sister Maria
F Me Daily
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Male Slot
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Double D
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Cums in the oven
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Licky Me
The bitch will find U
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
phWedgie
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
HeYanksPenis
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
just donna
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Fart ConnOr
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
BrokeBack MountMe
Anchor Spanker
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
BANG 4 UR BUCK
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Hot Crotchet
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Fire in my hOle
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Piggy
Three Toes In
LunaChic
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Chief of Queefs
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Nacho Taco
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Doodle
My Holes Matter
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Awhoraphobia
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
G I
(Rumson )
CLIFF DIVER
Fuzzbuster
RU-469
(DCH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Choke Me Off
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Trashed
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
MOUNDS
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
NFHN
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Wild Cherry
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gag Em
ID
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Anal nicole
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Stacey
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
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