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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Just jean

(H5)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

4-F You

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Wishboneher

H5

just donna

(H5)

Just Stacey

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Hot Crotchet

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Nippleodeon

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Bushrat

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Self Service

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

LunaChic

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

G I

(Rumson )

Sister Maria

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Just Dakotah

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

phWedgie

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Trashed

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Three Toes In

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Doodle

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Debasement

(IH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Chappy

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Chief of Queefs

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Pork your parents

(H5)

MOUNDS

H5

My Precious

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Anal nicole

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

LVH3
...

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Licky Me

H5

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)