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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gag Em
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Choke Me Off
Chief of Queefs
Pork your parents
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Piggy
Fart ConnOr
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Runner Girl
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
ID
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
F Me Daily
Peter Grippin
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Anchor Spanker
Uniporn
(H5)
Trashed
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Licky Me
3&Out
(DH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Wild Cherry
Muffalotta
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
HeYanksPenis
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
4-F You
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Clitorhands 2
My Holes Matter
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
The bitch will find U
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Nacho Taco
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
NFHN
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
G I
(Rumson )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Self Service
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Anal nicole
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fuzzbuster
Lips
(POHOH3)
MOUNDS
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Hot Crotchet
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Egg F*cker
Rex
(PGHH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Wishboneher
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Doodle
Sharin' Peter
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
CLIFF DIVER
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Chappy
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Beaver Muncher
Cock-N-Face
Dan Marine-Ho
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
In Your Endo
Cums in the oven
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
My Precious
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Sister Maria
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Bushrat
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
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