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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Egg F*cker
Lips
(POHOH3)
Peter Grippin
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Hot Crotchet
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
3&Out
(DH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Licky Me
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
The bitch will find U
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Piggy
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Fart ConnOr
Beaver Muncher
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
In Your Endo
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Wild Cherry
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Chappy
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Awhoraphobia
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
My Precious
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Clitorhands 2
Bushrat
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
ID
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
MOUNDS
Phi Eta Pi
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Butt Floss
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
2 Finger Tuesday
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
LunaChic
Just Chris
(OFH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Anal nicole
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
F Me Daily
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Trashed
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cums in the oven
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
My Holes Matter
Tickets
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Fuzzbuster
Grizzly Schniz
Nacho Taco
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
just donna
(H5)
4-F You
Runner Girl
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Big Ten Inch
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cock-N-Face
CLIFF DIVER
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Debasement
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dan Marine-Ho
Chief of Queefs
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Doodle
Self Service
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
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