This event is over.
Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fire in my hOle
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Lock Jaw
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Master Baster
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cums in the oven
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Fart ConnOr
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Wishboneher
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lips
(POHOH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Wild Cherry
Deadman
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
F Me Daily
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Self Service
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Big Ten Inch
My Holes Matter
Licky Me
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Bushrat
The Rash
(PHLH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Anal nicole
Sharin' Peter
ass-Q
(SH3)
Nippleodeon
Cock-N-Face
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Choke Me Off
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Dakotah
Beaver Muncher
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Muffalotta
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Trashed
CLIFF DIVER
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
The bitch will find U
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Awhoraphobia
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Piggy
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sister Maria
Gag Em
Double D
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
OrangUbang
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Fuzzbuster
Doodle
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
She Wee Wee
HeYanksPenis
phWedgie
Uncle John
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
LunaChic
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Chief of Queefs
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Anchor Spanker
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Debasement
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
My Precious
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
MOUNDS
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Moon
(PGHH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Runner Girl
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
4-F You
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Three Toes In
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many