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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
My Precious
Choke Me Off
My Holes Matter
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sister Maria
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Fuzzbuster
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Lock Jaw
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Grizzly Schniz
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Egg F*cker
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cums in the oven
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Peter Grippin
LunaChic
Analholics Anonymous
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
In Your Endo
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Stacey
She Wee Wee
just donna
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
phWedgie
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
4-F You
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Just jean
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Wishboneher
OrangUbang
2 Finger Tuesday
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Self Service
Bushrat
K9-69
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Chief of Queefs
Fire in my hOle
3&Out
(DH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Dakotah
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Fart ConnOr
Awhoraphobia
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Piggy
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Trashed
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Doodle
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Three Toes In
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Butt Floss
(IH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
hare today cum tomorrow
Wild Cherry
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Anchor Spanker
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Nippleodeon
Big Ten Inch
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Lips
(POHOH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
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