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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lips
(POHOH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Fart ConnOr
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Wishboneher
Lock Jaw
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Hot Crotchet
hare today cum tomorrow
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Nippleodeon
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
4-F You
OrangUbang
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Gag Em
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
just donna
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dan Marine-Ho
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Three Toes In
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
The bitch will find U
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
RU-469
(DCH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Awhoraphobia
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Uniporn
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Dakotah
K9-69
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Doodle
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Licky Me
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cums in the oven
3&Out
(DH3)
Bushrat
Double D
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
G I
(Rumson )
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
HeYanksPenis
Anchor Spanker
MOUNDS
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Just Stacey
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
She Wee Wee
Piggy
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Chief of Queefs
Cock-N-Face
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Self Service
Trashed
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Egg F*cker
F Me Daily
Sharin' Peter
Wild Cherry
My Precious
Deadman
(Rumson)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Sister Maria
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
LunaChic
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
phWedgie
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Big Ten Inch
In Your Endo
Fire in my hOle
Moon
(PGHH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Grizzly Schniz
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
CLIFF DIVER
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