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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
CLIFF DIVER
puke panther
(H5)
4-F You
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Bushrat
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Fuzzbuster
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Anchor Spanker
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
My Holes Matter
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
My Precious
Wishboneher
ass-Q
(SH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Dakotah
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BrokeBack MountMe
Awhoraphobia
Deadman
(Rumson)
3&Out
(DH3)
Egg F*cker
NFHN
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hot Crotchet
Trashed
Double D
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Grizzly Schniz
2 Finger Tuesday
F Me Daily
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Nacho Taco
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Debasement
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Piggy
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
OrangUbang
Big Ten Inch
Three Toes In
Cock-N-Face
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Doodle
Rex
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uncle John
(FCH3)
LunaChic
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gag Em
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Self Service
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Peter Grippin
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Nippleodeon
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Clitorhands 2
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Anal nicole
Beaver Muncher
MOUNDS
Lock Jaw
Runner Girl
The bitch will find U
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cums in the oven
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choke Me Off
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Fart ConnOr
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
She Wee Wee
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
just donna
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Mudman
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
phWedgie
Sharin' Peter
Master Baster
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
ID
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
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