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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Anchor Spanker
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Pork your parents
(H5)
My Precious
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Clitorhands 2
Self Service
4-F You
Church Lady
(FUH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Tickets
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Piggy
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
CLIFF DIVER
Wild Cherry
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Licky Me
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Three Toes In
Moon
(PGHH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Egg F*cker
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Awhoraphobia
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Fire in my hOle
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Hot Crotchet
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Choke Me Off
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Anal nicole
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
My Holes Matter
BANG 4 UR BUCK
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
phWedgie
Deadman
(Rumson)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Nippleodeon
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dan Marine-Ho
MOUNDS
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Fart ConnOr
hare today cum tomorrow
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Nacho Taco
She Wee Wee
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Stacey
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Runner Girl
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
just donna
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
LunaChic
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Sister Maria
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Wishboneher
Just Dakotah
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Trashed
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
F Me Daily
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Big Ten Inch
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Doodle
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Double D
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
puke panther
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cock-N-Face
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Bushrat
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
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