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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Analholics Anonymous
Egg F*cker
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Hot Crotchet
Sharin' Peter
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Mudman
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Nacho Taco
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Dakotah
OrangUbang
Clitorhands 2
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Self Service
Dan Marine-Ho
Licky Me
Fuzzbuster
Rex
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Fire in my hOle
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Chappy
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
My Precious
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Trashed
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Fart ConnOr
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Doodle
Choke Me Off
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Piggy
Anchor Spanker
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Three Toes In
Cock-N-Face
Gag Em
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Just jean
(H5)
F Me Daily
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Nippleodeon
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
ID
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Peter Grippin
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tickets
(Rumson)
G I
(Rumson )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Sister Maria
Debasement
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Phi Eta Pi
The bitch will find U
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
In Your Endo
She Wee Wee
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
LunaChic
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Just Stacey
Bushrat
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Gulliver's Tranny
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
phWedgie
4-F You
puke panther
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Anal nicole
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Wild Cherry
Chief of Queefs
MOUNDS
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Beaver Muncher
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