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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Awhoraphobia
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
LunaChic
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Anal nicole
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Dakotah
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
4-F You
Gag Em
Moon
(PGHH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Cock-N-Face
Clitorhands 2
NFHN
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chappy
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Chief of Queefs
Double D
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
BANG 4 UR BUCK
2 Finger Tuesday
Wishboneher
Runner Girl
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Peter Grippin
Trashed
The bitch will find U
G I
(Rumson )
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cums in the oven
Dan Marine-Ho
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Piggy
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Doodle
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Beaver Muncher
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
She Wee Wee
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
HeYanksPenis
Gulliver's Tranny
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Sharin' Peter
phWedgie
Just jean
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Nippleodeon
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
MOUNDS
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
ass-Q
(SH3)
My Precious
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
In Your Endo
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Nacho Taco
Big Ten Inch
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
just donna
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Choke Me Off
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
F Me Daily
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sister Maria
Analholics Anonymous
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
My Holes Matter
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Self Service
Licky Me
Just Stacey
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Egg F*cker
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
K9-69
(PittH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
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