This event is over.
Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Peter Grippin
In Your Endo
ID
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
phWedgie
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Clitorhands 2
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Licky Me
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Cums in the oven
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Wild Cherry
Sister Maria
Double D
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Self Service
Doodle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Gag Em
Chief of Queefs
Piggy
Egg F*cker
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Bushrat
Beaver Muncher
Grizzly Schniz
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Anal nicole
Uncle John
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
4-F You
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lock Jaw
The bitch will find U
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cock-N-Face
My Precious
MOUNDS
Sharin' Peter
Fire in my hOle
Muffalotta
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
She Wee Wee
Phi Eta Pi
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Nippleodeon
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Chappy
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Awhoraphobia
CLIFF DIVER
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Runner Girl
Pork your parents
(H5)
Trashed
Hot Crotchet
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Knickers Please!
(H5)
OrangUbang
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just jean
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Nacho Taco
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Mudman
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Big Ten Inch
Gulliver's Tranny
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Anchor Spanker
G I
(Rumson )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
BrokeBack MountMe
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
just donna
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Just Stacey
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Fart ConnOr
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
My Holes Matter
HeYanksPenis
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many