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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Anchor Spanker
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Licky Me
She Wee Wee
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
phWedgie
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Trashed
Choke Me Off
Grizzly Schniz
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Piggy
My Precious
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
puke panther
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Nacho Taco
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Runner Girl
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Clitorhands 2
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
HeYanksPenis
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BrokeBack MountMe
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Fart ConnOr
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
LunaChic
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
ID
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fire in my hOle
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Analholics Anonymous
F Me Daily
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
NFHN
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cums in the oven
Hot Crotchet
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
Three Toes In
Fuzzbuster
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Double D
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Sharin' Peter
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Egg F*cker
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
4-F You
MOUNDS
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
In Your Endo
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Doodle
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Purple Cooter
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Dakotah
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Peter Grippin
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Beaver Muncher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Cock-N-Face
Gag Em
Deadman
(Rumson)
Anal nicole
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Dan Marine-Ho
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Self Service
Moon
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Nippleodeon
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
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