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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Grizzly Schniz
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gag Em
Moon
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
She Wee Wee
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Bushrat
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Peter Grippin
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
3&Out
(DH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just Dakotah
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cums in the oven
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Doodle
In Your Endo
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Nacho Taco
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Egg F*cker
G I
(Rumson )
Lock Jaw
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Sister Maria
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Cock-N-Face
Sharin' Peter
The bitch will find U
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Big Ten Inch
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Awhoraphobia
Beaver Muncher
Trashed
My Precious
Anal nicole
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Wishboneher
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
LunaChic
2 Finger Tuesday
CLIFF DIVER
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Self Service
c-scaper
(PittH3)
MOUNDS
lips of steel
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Licky Me
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
NFHN
(H5)
Three Toes In
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gulliver's Tranny
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Chief of Queefs
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
phWedgie
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Runner Girl
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Analholics Anonymous
Wild Cherry
Choke Me Off
Fuzzbuster
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
4-F You
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Stacey
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
F Me Daily
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Anchor Spanker
ID
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
BrokeBack MountMe
Butt Floss
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
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