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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lips
(POHOH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fire in my hOle
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
4-F You
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
She Wee Wee
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Chris
(OFH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cock-N-Face
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Beaver Muncher
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Doodle
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
Wishboneher
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Fart ConnOr
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Peter Grippin
Uniporn
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Just jean
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Trashed
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Licky Me
Slim Jim
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Chappy
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sharin' Peter
Bushrat
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
OrangUbang
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
F Me Daily
Anal nicole
Nippleodeon
lips of steel
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Piggy
Gulliver's Tranny
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
My Precious
Runner Girl
HeYanksPenis
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
hare today cum tomorrow
phWedgie
MOUNDS
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Three Toes In
Weblow Scout
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Clitorhands 2
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fuzzbuster
My Holes Matter
Dan Marine-Ho
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Stacey
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Double D
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Debasement
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gag Em
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Cums in the oven
Chief of Queefs
Sister Maria
just donna
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Self Service
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Big Ten Inch
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
In Your Endo
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Just Dakotah
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Egg F*cker
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
LunaChic
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