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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Wishboneher
NFHN
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Runner Girl
hare today cum tomorrow
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Anchor Spanker
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lock Jaw
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Stacey
Master Baster
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
The bitch will find U
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
CLIFF DIVER
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Cock-N-Face
Double D
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Nacho Taco
LunaChic
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
MOUNDS
4-F You
Licky Me
OrangUbang
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Mudman
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Doodle
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
Dan Marine-Ho
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Knickers Please!
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Analholics Anonymous
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Choke Me Off
Uncle John
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
My Precious
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Sister Maria
HeYanksPenis
Pork your parents
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Debasement
(IH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Fuzzbuster
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
2 Finger Tuesday
Bushrat
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Phi Eta Pi
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Fire in my hOle
just donna
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
phWedgie
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Grizzly Schniz
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Egg F*cker
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Nippleodeon
Just Dakotah
Chappy
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Piggy
Beaver Muncher
Clitorhands 2
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Self Service
My Holes Matter
Trashed
Uniporn
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hot Crotchet
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
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