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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
BrokeBack MountMe
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Uniporn
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
ass-Q
(SH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Chappy
(H5)
Three Toes In
Debasement
(IH3)
Anal nicole
G I
(Rumson )
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
My Holes Matter
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Fart ConnOr
Wild Cherry
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Doodle
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
LunaChic
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Licky Me
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Fire in my hOle
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hot Crotchet
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The bitch will find U
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
ID
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Chief of Queefs
Beaver Muncher
2 Finger Tuesday
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Dakotah
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
4-F You
Fuzzbuster
F Me Daily
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Just jean
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Knickers Please!
(H5)
In Your Endo
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cock-N-Face
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Piggy
Bushrat
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Trashed
Awhoraphobia
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Egg F*cker
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
Runner Girl
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Nippleodeon
Gag Em
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Self Service
Lock Jaw
NFHN
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
CLIFF DIVER
Master Baster
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Clitorhands 2
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
My Precious
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
OrangUbang
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Peter Grippin
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Sharin' Peter
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
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