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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Double D
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
She Wee Wee
My Precious
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fart ConnOr
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Self Service
Lock Jaw
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
phWedgie
MOUNDS
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Tickets
(Rumson)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Doodle
K9-69
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Phi Eta Pi
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Trashed
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sharin' Peter
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Choke Me Off
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
OrangUbang
Debasement
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
My Holes Matter
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
4-F You
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Stacey
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
3&Out
(DH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Nippleodeon
Wishboneher
ass-Q
(SH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
ID
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
In Your Endo
G I
(Rumson )
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Clitorhands 2
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Wild Cherry
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
NFHN
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Awhoraphobia
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cums in the oven
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
F Me Daily
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Runner Girl
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Hot Crotchet
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Licky Me
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Chief of Queefs
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Anchor Spanker
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
The bitch will find U
Three Toes In
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Grizzly Schniz
Fire in my hOle
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
just donna
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gag Em
Fuzzbuster
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