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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

just donna

(H5)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Sister Maria

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Peter Grippin

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

ID

(H5)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Cock-N-Face

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Self Service

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Bushrat

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Double D

(BAH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

She Wee Wee

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Just Dakotah

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Uniporn

(H5)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

4-F You

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Licky Me

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Three Toes In

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

phWedgie

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Chappy

(H5)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Trashed

H5

Doodle

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

NFHN

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

LVH3
...

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just jean

(H5)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Cums in the oven

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Just Stacey

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Choke Me Off

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Deadman

(Rumson)

LunaChic

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

My Precious

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)