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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Nippleodeon
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Self Service
RU-469
(DCH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
My Precious
puke panther
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Lock Jaw
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
BrokeBack MountMe
Chief of Queefs
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
Peter Grippin
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Debasement
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Stacey
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Piggy
Three Toes In
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Moon
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Hot Crotchet
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gag Em
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Wild Cherry
hare today cum tomorrow
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Clitorhands 2
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Sharin' Peter
4-F You
Pork your parents
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Runner Girl
Master Baster
(IH3)
MOUNDS
In Your Endo
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
3&Out
(DH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Chappy
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cums in the oven
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
phWedgie
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
OrangUbang
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Cock-N-Face
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Bushrat
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Fire in my hOle
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Anal nicole
ID
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Trashed
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Choke Me Off
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dan Marine-Ho
Just jean
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
HeYanksPenis
Big Ten Inch
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Nacho Taco
LunaChic
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
My Holes Matter
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Doodle
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Dakotah
Sister Maria
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Beaver Muncher
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
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