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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Slim Jim
(H5)
Bushrat
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Choke Me Off
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Trashed
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
LunaChic
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Anal nicole
Hot Crotchet
HeYanksPenis
Awhoraphobia
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fire in my hOle
Just Dakotah
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Big Ten Inch
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fart ConnOr
MOUNDS
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
puke panther
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
The bitch will find U
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Wild Cherry
Chappy
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
She Wee Wee
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gag Em
Anchor Spanker
ID
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Clitorhands 2
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Dan Marine-Ho
BrokeBack MountMe
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
In Your Endo
4-F You
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Chief of Queefs
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Sister Maria
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
OrangUbang
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Wishboneher
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Piggy
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Runner Girl
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Doodle
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Peter Grippin
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
NFHN
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
phWedgie
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Cock-N-Face
Licky Me
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
2 Finger Tuesday
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Self Service
My Precious
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Deadman
(Rumson)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
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