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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hot Crotchet
Fuzzbuster
Peter Grippin
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Licky Me
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just Dakotah
Nippleodeon
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Runner Girl
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
In Your Endo
Anal nicole
Just Stacey
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
NFHN
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
The bitch will find U
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
She Wee Wee
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Analholics Anonymous
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Awhoraphobia
Just jean
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
3&Out
(DH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chappy
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Muffalotta
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Trashed
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Wild Cherry
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Piggy
My Precious
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lock Jaw
just donna
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fart ConnOr
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
4-F You
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tickets
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Wishboneher
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Egg F*cker
OrangUbang
Sharin' Peter
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Anchor Spanker
phWedgie
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Nacho Taco
2 Finger Tuesday
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cock-N-Face
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Self Service
F Me Daily
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sister Maria
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Doodle
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Uncle John
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gag Em
c-scaper
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Fire in my hOle
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