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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Phi Eta Pi
Debasement
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cock-N-Face
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
phWedgie
Master Baster
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Awhoraphobia
Lock Jaw
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Nacho Taco
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
MOUNDS
CLIFF DIVER
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Sharin' Peter
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Fuzzbuster
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Slim Jim
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Licky Me
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
LunaChic
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Doodle
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Lick stick
(Clh3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Clitorhands 2
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
F Me Daily
Egg F*cker
Dan Marine-Ho
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Peter Grippin
Choke Me Off
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Chief of Queefs
The bitch will find U
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Piggy
Analholics Anonymous
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hot Crotchet
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
4-F You
hare today cum tomorrow
Gag Em
Runner Girl
Rex
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Bushrat
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Three Toes In
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cums in the oven
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Self Service
Just Stacey
Just jean
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Trashed
Sister Maria
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Wishboneher
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Grizzly Schniz
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
just donna
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
HeYanksPenis
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
My Holes Matter
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
OrangUbang
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Fire in my hOle
Beaver Muncher
She Wee Wee
G I
(Rumson )
Anal nicole
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Anchor Spanker
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
NFHN
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
My Precious
Moon
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Big Ten Inch
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
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