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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
MOUNDS
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Sister Maria
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Grizzly Schniz
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Rex
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Dakotah
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
just donna
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
OrangUbang
Anchor Spanker
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lock Jaw
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Cums in the oven
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Stacey
Uniporn
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
The bitch will find U
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Nippleodeon
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Licky Me
Wishboneher
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Peter Grippin
Tickets
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Anal nicole
Self Service
Gag Em
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Doodle
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cock-N-Face
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Just jean
(H5)
LunaChic
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Master Baster
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
My Precious
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
4-F You
Nacho Taco
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Deadman
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
In Your Endo
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Choke Me Off
CLIFF DIVER
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Bushrat
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Piggy
HeYanksPenis
Muffalotta
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
My Holes Matter
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pork your parents
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Sharin' Peter
phWedgie
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BrokeBack MountMe
She Wee Wee
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Beaver Muncher
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
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