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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Anchor Spanker
Chief of Queefs
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Anal nicole
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
My Precious
Runner Girl
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
LunaChic
Sister Maria
She Wee Wee
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
F Me Daily
Piggy
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Choke Me Off
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Wishboneher
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
4-F You
Licky Me
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Nacho Taco
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Beaver Muncher
ass-Q
(SH3)
Clitorhands 2
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Gulliver's Tranny
Fire in my hOle
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
2 Finger Tuesday
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Nippleodeon
Doodle
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Self Service
Three Toes In
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sharin' Peter
Analholics Anonymous
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Male Slot
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Master Baster
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lock Jaw
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bushrat
Gag Em
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Trashed
Big Ten Inch
Just Terri
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Hot Crotchet
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Stacey
puke panther
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
3&Out
(DH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Wild Cherry
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Rex
(PGHH3)
just donna
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cock-N-Face
Uniporn
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fart ConnOr
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
phWedgie
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