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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Trashed
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Self Service
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Anal nicole
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Licky Me
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Doodle
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Beaver Muncher
Mudman
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
In Your Endo
Bushrat
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Stacey
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hot Crotchet
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
MOUNDS
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sister Maria
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Fire in my hOle
Debasement
(IH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
just donna
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
4-F You
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Double D
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Three Toes In
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Sharin' Peter
LunaChic
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Gulliver's Tranny
Nacho Taco
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gag Em
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
3&Out
(DH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Egg F*cker
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Awhoraphobia
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
phWedgie
Peter Grippin
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
ID
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Piggy
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Clitorhands 2
Uniporn
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
HeYanksPenis
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
She Wee Wee
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
My Precious
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Runner Girl
Choke Me Off
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Muffalotta
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cock-N-Face
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
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