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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Awhoraphobia
Trashed
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bushrat
BrokeBack MountMe
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
4-F You
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Debasement
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Chief of Queefs
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Self Service
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Chappy
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Moon
(PGHH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
My Precious
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
just donna
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Doodle
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fuzzbuster
Weblow Scout
(H5)
phWedgie
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Three Toes In
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
ID
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Anal nicole
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Fire in my hOle
Just Stacey
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sharin' Peter
6cooter
(PGHH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MOUNDS
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Licky Me
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
My Holes Matter
Cums in the oven
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
In Your Endo
Grizzly Schniz
Fart ConnOr
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
LunaChic
Runner Girl
hare today cum tomorrow
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Dakotah
Nacho Taco
Piggy
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
CLIFF DIVER
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Lock Jaw
Tickets
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sister Maria
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Mudman
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Choke Me Off
NFHN
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Peter Grippin
Uniporn
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Wishboneher
K9-69
(PittH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cock-N-Face
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
The bitch will find U
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
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