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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Analholics Anonymous

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Wishboneher

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Cock-N-Face

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Peter Grippin

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Sister Maria

H5

Chappy

(H5)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

My Precious

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Big Ten Inch

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

just donna

(H5)

Choke Me Off

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Licky Me

H5

Self Service

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Anal nicole

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

ID

(H5)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

4-F You

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Cums in the oven

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Lock Jaw

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Bushrat

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Just jean

(H5)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

G I

(Rumson )

ass-Q

(SH3)

phWedgie

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

LVH3
...

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Piggy

HMHHH

LunaChic

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Three Toes In

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Trashed

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Doodle

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)