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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
4-F You
Licky Me
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sharin' Peter
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
OrangUbang
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Just jean
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Dakotah
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Runner Girl
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
ID
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Awhoraphobia
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hot Crotchet
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
phWedgie
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Piggy
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
My Precious
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Doodle
Lips
(POHOH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
LunaChic
Mudman
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Trashed
Clitorhands 2
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Phi Eta Pi
BANG 4 UR BUCK
c-scaper
(PittH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
My Holes Matter
The bitch will find U
Moon
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chief of Queefs
Big Ten Inch
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Nacho Taco
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
just donna
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Egg F*cker
Wishboneher
Pork your parents
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Three Toes In
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
2 Finger Tuesday
Anchor Spanker
K9-69
(PittH3)
She Wee Wee
Fart ConnOr
Anal nicole
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lock Jaw
Double D
(BAH3)
Self Service
3&Out
(DH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Wild Cherry
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Analholics Anonymous
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Nippleodeon
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bushrat
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
MOUNDS
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
puke panther
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
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