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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Muffalotta
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Chief of Queefs
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
4-F You
Lock Jaw
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
In Your Endo
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Runner Girl
Male Slot
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Fart ConnOr
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nacho Taco
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Fire in my hOle
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Anal nicole
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
just donna
(H5)
My Holes Matter
The bitch will find U
MOUNDS
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Self Service
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Nippleodeon
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Fuzzbuster
Just Stacey
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Piggy
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
3&Out
(DH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Clitorhands 2
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Awhoraphobia
Gulliver's Tranny
Trashed
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Grizzly Schniz
She Wee Wee
Chappy
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
OrangUbang
Three Toes In
F Me Daily
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Double D
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Doodle
Cums in the oven
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Anchor Spanker
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Peter Grippin
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
2 Finger Tuesday
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
phWedgie
NFHN
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gag Em
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Uniporn
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Phi Eta Pi
LunaChic
BrokeBack MountMe
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Sharin' Peter
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
My Precious
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Rex
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
puke panther
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
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