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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

just donna

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

My Precious

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Fuzzbuster

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Anal nicole

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Licky Me

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

phWedgie

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Fart ConnOr

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

NFHN

(H5)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

LVH3
...

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Just jean

(H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

4-F You

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Sister Maria

H5

ID

(H5)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

G I

(Rumson )

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

She Wee Wee

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

LunaChic

H5

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

In Your Endo

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Phi Eta Pi

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Self Service

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Wild Cherry

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Trashed

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Bushrat

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Doodle

H5

Wishboneher

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

K9-69

(PittH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)