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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

My Precious

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Licky Me

H5

4-F You

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

OrangUbang

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Uncle John

(FCH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Just jean

(H5)

F Me Daily

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Just Stacey

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Self Service

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

The bitch will find U

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Double D

(BAH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Sharin' Peter

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Trashed

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Three Toes In

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Wild Cherry

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Debasement

(IH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Doodle

H5

LunaChic

H5

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Chappy

(H5)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

LVH3
...

Mudman

(FCH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

just donna

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

My Holes Matter

H5

Sister Maria

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Lock Jaw

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Terri

(BAH3)

phWedgie

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

G I

(Rumson )

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Bushrat

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Piggy

HMHHH

Pork your parents

(H5)

Cums in the oven

H5

MOUNDS

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

NFHN

(H5)

She Wee Wee

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Beaver Muncher

Summit

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

lips of steel

(PittH3)