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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sister Maria
Nacho Taco
Choke Me Off
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
In Your Endo
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
MOUNDS
Three Toes In
Dan Marine-Ho
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Doodle
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Self Service
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
HeYanksPenis
Muffalotta
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Bushrat
3&Out
(DH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Anchor Spanker
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Piggy
4-F You
Debasement
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Stacey
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Beaver Muncher
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cock-N-Face
Just jean
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Wild Cherry
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Egg F*cker
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Mudman
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
My Holes Matter
Cums in the oven
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
just donna
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Trashed
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Fuzzbuster
F Me Daily
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Licky Me
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lock Jaw
G I
(Rumson )
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gag Em
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Tickets
(Rumson)
puke panther
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Chappy
(H5)
Anal nicole
Fart ConnOr
Big Ten Inch
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Wishboneher
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Awhoraphobia
phWedgie
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
OrangUbang
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Master Baster
(IH3)
My Precious
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
NFHN
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Clitorhands 2
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Dakotah
Hot Crotchet
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Double D
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Grizzly Schniz
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
The bitch will find U
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Terri
(BAH3)
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