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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Dakotah
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Awhoraphobia
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
My Holes Matter
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tickets
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Big Ten Inch
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Peter Grippin
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Bushrat
HeYanksPenis
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Runner Girl
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Mudman
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lock Jaw
G I
(Rumson )
Fart ConnOr
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Anal nicole
The bitch will find U
4-F You
LunaChic
K9-69
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cums in the oven
Sister Maria
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Cock-N-Face
Muffalotta
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
Weblow Scout
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
just donna
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
Self Service
Sharin' Peter
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Anchor Spanker
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Analholics Anonymous
Choke Me Off
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
OrangUbang
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Dan Marine-Ho
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Gag Em
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
MOUNDS
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
F Me Daily
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
My Precious
Three Toes In
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Licky Me
puke panther
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
In Your Endo
hare today cum tomorrow
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Piggy
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Trashed
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Nippleodeon
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Fuzzbuster
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
ID
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Hot Crotchet
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Doodle
Just Stacey
phWedgie
Rex
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lips
(POHOH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
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