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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fart ConnOr
Anal nicole
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Choke Me Off
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
NFHN
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Muffalotta
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
The bitch will find U
Big Ten Inch
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
F Me Daily
3&Out
(DH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Dakotah
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
ID
(H5)
Self Service
Phi Eta Pi
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dan Marine-Ho
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
In Your Endo
Trashed
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
My Holes Matter
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
OrangUbang
Chappy
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Lock Jaw
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
hare today cum tomorrow
Debasement
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Beaver Muncher
Knickers Please!
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fuzzbuster
Gag Em
ass-Q
(SH3)
Egg F*cker
MOUNDS
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Wild Cherry
RU-469
(DCH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Nacho Taco
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
My Precious
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Chief of Queefs
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Nippleodeon
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Peter Grippin
Runner Girl
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
HeYanksPenis
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Three Toes In
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bushrat
Grizzly Schniz
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
phWedgie
CLIFF DIVER
just donna
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Doodle
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
4-F You
Awhoraphobia
Wishboneher
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
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