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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cums in the oven
F Me Daily
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Fire in my hOle
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Self Service
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Sharin' Peter
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Peter Grippin
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Bushrat
Master Baster
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just jean
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
OrangUbang
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Wild Cherry
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just Stacey
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Grizzly Schniz
Analholics Anonymous
phWedgie
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gag Em
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Beaver Muncher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fuzzbuster
Wishboneher
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
She Wee Wee
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Cock-N-Face
NFHN
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Licky Me
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Awhoraphobia
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dan Marine-Ho
MOUNDS
ID
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Trashed
Doodle
Tickets
(Rumson)
Piggy
Double D
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
HeYanksPenis
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Clitorhands 2
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
4-F You
2 Finger Tuesday
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Rex
(PGHH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
LunaChic
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Choke Me Off
BrokeBack MountMe
lips of steel
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Precious
Anchor Spanker
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Fart ConnOr
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Hot Crotchet
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
In Your Endo
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Chief of Queefs
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Dakotah
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
My Holes Matter
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Nacho Taco
Egg F*cker
Uniporn
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Three Toes In
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Anal nicole
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Sister Maria
Chappy
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
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