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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Peter Grippin
6cooter
(PGHH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Trashed
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Wishboneher
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Self Service
Tickets
(Rumson)
OrangUbang
3&Out
(DH3)
MOUNDS
Analholics Anonymous
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
LunaChic
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Fuzzbuster
phWedgie
CLIFF DIVER
Anal nicole
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Piggy
Deadman
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Big Ten Inch
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
F Me Daily
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
4-F You
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Licky Me
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Chappy
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Phi Eta Pi
Just Stacey
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Fire in my hOle
Sharin' Peter
HeYanksPenis
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cums in the oven
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bushrat
just donna
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sister Maria
Just jean
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hot Crotchet
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
puke panther
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Chief of Queefs
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Fart ConnOr
Three Toes In
Egg F*cker
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Doodle
Nippleodeon
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
She Wee Wee
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Nacho Taco
Uniporn
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
BrokeBack MountMe
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Awhoraphobia
Gag Em
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Choke Me Off
Runner Girl
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Dakotah
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
My Precious
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
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