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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
4-F You
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Dakotah
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Sister Maria
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
LunaChic
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
My Holes Matter
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cums in the oven
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Grizzly Schniz
OrangUbang
hare today cum tomorrow
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Awhoraphobia
phWedgie
Wild Cherry
CLIFF DIVER
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
MOUNDS
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sharin' Peter
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Stacey
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Piggy
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
My Precious
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Nacho Taco
Slim Jim
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
2 Finger Tuesday
Deadman
(Rumson)
HeYanksPenis
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
just donna
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Big Ten Inch
BrokeBack MountMe
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Chief of Queefs
Fire in my hOle
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Peter Grippin
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Self Service
K9-69
(PittH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Just jean
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
ID
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Runner Girl
Fuzzbuster
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
F Me Daily
Master Baster
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Licky Me
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Clitorhands 2
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lips
(POHOH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Three Toes In
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Anal nicole
Purple Cooter
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Doodle
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Trashed
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Cock-N-Face
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Wishboneher
Bushrat
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Rex
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
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