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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Clitorhands 2
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Bushrat
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Egg F*cker
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Trashed
In Your Endo
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Big Ten Inch
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Fart ConnOr
F Me Daily
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
phWedgie
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Awhoraphobia
Analholics Anonymous
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Fuzzbuster
Lock Jaw
Grizzly Schniz
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
ID
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
hare today cum tomorrow
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Sister Maria
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Anchor Spanker
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cums in the oven
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Cock-N-Face
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Debasement
(IH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Self Service
4-F You
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
RU-469
(DCH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Three Toes In
Lips
(POHOH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Deadman
(Rumson)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Runner Girl
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Doodle
OrangUbang
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
puke panther
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
My Precious
Choke Me Off
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Piggy
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
BrokeBack MountMe
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Sharin' Peter
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
c-scaper
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Gag Em
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
MOUNDS
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Chief of Queefs
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Wishboneher
Hot Crotchet
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
LunaChic
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Nippleodeon
ass-Q
(SH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
HeYanksPenis
6cooter
(PGHH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
just donna
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
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