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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
NFHN
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Sharin' Peter
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
F Me Daily
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
OrangUbang
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Knickers Please!
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Tickets
(Rumson)
My Precious
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Nippleodeon
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Anal nicole
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Licky Me
Sister Maria
Egg F*cker
Fart ConnOr
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Trashed
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lock Jaw
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Cock-N-Face
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Wild Cherry
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cums in the oven
MOUNDS
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Hot Crotchet
Clitorhands 2
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
G I
(Rumson )
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
She Wee Wee
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Beaver Muncher
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Piggy
CLIFF DIVER
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Self Service
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Stacey
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gulliver's Tranny
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
4-F You
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
puke panther
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Chief of Queefs
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
In Your Endo
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Fire in my hOle
Just Dakotah
Anchor Spanker
Master Baster
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Bushrat
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
just donna
(H5)
Doodle
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
phWedgie
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Nacho Taco
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
Runner Girl
Peter Grippin
Analholics Anonymous
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
3&Out
(DH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Three Toes In
Lips
(POHOH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
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