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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
phWedgie
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
My Holes Matter
Lock Jaw
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Wild Cherry
OrangUbang
Muffalotta
(H5)
Trashed
Mudman
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
She Wee Wee
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Choke Me Off
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
RU-469
(DCH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
LunaChic
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Nacho Taco
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hot Crotchet
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Nippleodeon
Dan Marine-Ho
Runner Girl
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Fart ConnOr
Beaver Muncher
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Piggy
Gag Em
Sharin' Peter
4-F You
F Me Daily
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Dakotah
Cums in the oven
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Fire in my hOle
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
just donna
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
In Your Endo
Lick stick
(Clh3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
2 Finger Tuesday
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Licky Me
Slim Jim
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
ass-Q
(SH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Chief of Queefs
Three Toes In
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Tickets
(Rumson)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
MOUNDS
Cock-N-Face
ID
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
CLIFF DIVER
Self Service
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
My Precious
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Double D
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Chappy
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Wishboneher
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sister Maria
Doodle
Master Baster
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Bushrat
Debasement
(IH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
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