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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Anchor Spanker
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cock-N-Face
Just Dakotah
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
4-F You
Deadman
(Rumson)
Grizzly Schniz
Hot Crotchet
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Cums in the oven
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Trashed
Gag Em
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
She Wee Wee
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sister Maria
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Uniporn
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Phi Eta Pi
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
My Precious
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Stacey
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Piggy
Wild Cherry
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Wishboneher
CLIFF DIVER
Gulliver's Tranny
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
HeYanksPenis
Lock Jaw
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Fart ConnOr
BANG 4 UR BUCK
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Choke Me Off
phWedgie
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
LunaChic
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Licky Me
OrangUbang
Doodle
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Fire in my hOle
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Fuzzbuster
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
hare today cum tomorrow
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Big Ten Inch
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Three Toes In
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Peter Grippin
Chief of Queefs
Muffalotta
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Runner Girl
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Clitorhands 2
Self Service
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
just donna
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
The bitch will find U
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
F Me Daily
Anal nicole
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
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