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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Grizzly Schniz
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
My Precious
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Runner Girl
Chappy
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Beaver Muncher
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Doodle
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Licky Me
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Three Toes In
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lock Jaw
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
puke panther
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Cock-N-Face
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Uniporn
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
OrangUbang
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Piggy
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Wild Cherry
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
Lick stick
(Clh3)
CLIFF DIVER
Big Ten Inch
HeYanksPenis
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Sister Maria
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Egg F*cker
My Holes Matter
4-F You
2 Finger Tuesday
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pork your parents
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Chief of Queefs
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Uncle John
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
F Me Daily
LunaChic
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Clitorhands 2
Fire in my hOle
Bushrat
Male Slot
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Fart ConnOr
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Dakotah
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hot Crotchet
Just Stacey
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Peter Grippin
The bitch will find U
Dan Marine-Ho
ID
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
NFHN
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
In Your Endo
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
phWedgie
BrokeBack MountMe
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lips
(POHOH3)
MOUNDS
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Self Service
Slim Jim
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
just donna
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
3&Out
(DH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Awhoraphobia
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Phi Eta Pi
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