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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Anal nicole
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
My Holes Matter
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
just donna
(H5)
Runner Girl
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Three Toes In
She Wee Wee
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
RU-469
(DCH4)
4-F You
Fart ConnOr
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Trashed
Wild Cherry
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Just Stacey
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Gag Em
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Phi Eta Pi
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
F Me Daily
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
ID
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Big Ten Inch
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
MOUNDS
Knickers Please!
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Piggy
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
LunaChic
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Chappy
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Double D
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
My Precious
Self Service
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cums in the oven
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
OrangUbang
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Awhoraphobia
puke panther
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
CLIFF DIVER
Grizzly Schniz
3&Out
(DH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
The bitch will find U
Wishboneher
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
phWedgie
Nacho Taco
Hot Crotchet
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Sister Maria
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Clitorhands 2
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
NFHN
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
HeYanksPenis
Cock-N-Face
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Doodle
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Sharin' Peter
Just Dakotah
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Licky Me
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
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