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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Hot Crotchet

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

3&Out

(DH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

just donna

(H5)

My Holes Matter

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Self Service

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Debasement

(IH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Anal nicole

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Licky Me

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Three Toes In

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

puke panther

(H5)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Just jean

(H5)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

ass-Q

(SH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Doodle

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Bushrat

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

OrangUbang

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Sister Maria

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Mudman

(FCH3)

My Precious

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

G I

(Rumson )

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Piggy

HMHHH

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

ID

(H5)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

The bitch will find U

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

phWedgie

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Nippleodeon

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Trashed

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

LunaChic

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

4-F You

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Moon

(PGHH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

LVH3
...

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Wild Cherry

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Rex

(PGHH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Cums in the oven

H5