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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Nippleodeon
Fuzzbuster
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
ID
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
F Me Daily
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Nacho Taco
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Piggy
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
NFHN
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
HeYanksPenis
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
Just Stacey
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
Licky Me
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Rex
(PGHH3)
Sister Maria
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
She Wee Wee
Phi Eta Pi
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bushrat
K9-69
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
In Your Endo
Pork your parents
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sharin' Peter
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Trashed
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
just donna
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
4-F You
My Holes Matter
phWedgie
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fart ConnOr
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Three Toes In
ass-Q
(SH3)
Hot Crotchet
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
hare today cum tomorrow
Beaver Muncher
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
OrangUbang
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Chief of Queefs
Cums in the oven
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Tickets
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wishboneher
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Doodle
Runner Girl
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Debasement
(IH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
LunaChic
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Clitorhands 2
My Precious
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lock Jaw
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Grizzly Schniz
Dan Marine-Ho
Awhoraphobia
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Anal nicole
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gag Em
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