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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Double D

(BAH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

My Precious

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Self Service

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Chappy

(H5)

Peter Grippin

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

phWedgie

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Doodle

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Master Baster

(IH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Trashed

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Choke Me Off

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

LunaChic

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

My Holes Matter

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

4-F You

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Just Stacey

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Sister Maria

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Nippleodeon

H5

Wishboneher

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

ID

(H5)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

In Your Endo

H5

G I

(Rumson )

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

LVH3
...

Wild Cherry

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Bushrat

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Licky Me

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Anal nicole

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

The bitch will find U

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

just donna

(H5)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Fuzzbuster

H5