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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

4-F You

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

ID

(H5)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Licky Me

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Big Ten Inch

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Cums in the oven

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Choke Me Off

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

OrangUbang

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Bushrat

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Weblow Scout

(H5)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

LVH3
...

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Trashed

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

LunaChic

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Wishboneher

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Awhoraphobia

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Sister Maria

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

phWedgie

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

My Precious

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Doodle

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Anchor Spanker

DH3

The bitch will find U

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Self Service

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Peter Grippin

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Chief of Queefs

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Lock Jaw

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

just donna

(H5)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Debasement

(IH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)