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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Three Toes In
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Peter Grippin
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Rex
(PGHH3)
Clitorhands 2
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
F Me Daily
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Egg F*cker
Just Stacey
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
Choke Me Off
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Trashed
Fire in my hOle
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
ID
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Sister Maria
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
just donna
(H5)
OrangUbang
Knickers Please!
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Anchor Spanker
Chief of Queefs
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
hare today cum tomorrow
Uniporn
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Runner Girl
Just Dakotah
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
MOUNDS
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
phWedgie
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Cums in the oven
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Beaver Muncher
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Dan Marine-Ho
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Doodle
Hot Crotchet
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Precious
She Wee Wee
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Piggy
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
4-F You
Lips
(POHOH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Holes Matter
Fart ConnOr
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
BrokeBack MountMe
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Big Ten Inch
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Licky Me
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
LunaChic
Wild Cherry
G I
(Rumson )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Analholics Anonymous
Slim Jim
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gag Em
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Fuzzbuster
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cock-N-Face
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Nippleodeon
puke panther
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
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