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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
4-F You
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cums in the oven
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Fire in my hOle
Beaver Muncher
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choke Me Off
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Trashed
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Nacho Taco
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
CLIFF DIVER
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lock Jaw
MOUNDS
OrangUbang
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Licky Me
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
LunaChic
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Awhoraphobia
Gulliver's Tranny
Sharin' Peter
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Runner Girl
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Gag Em
Piggy
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
NFHN
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Doodle
Clitorhands 2
She Wee Wee
The bitch will find U
Wild Cherry
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Anchor Spanker
RU-469
(DCH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Egg F*cker
phWedgie
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Sister Maria
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Anal nicole
Mudman
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
just donna
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Deadman
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
My Holes Matter
Bushrat
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Peter Grippin
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
ID
(H5)
Wishboneher
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
My Precious
Three Toes In
Phi Eta Pi
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Self Service
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