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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
RU-469
(DCH4)
Awhoraphobia
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Just Stacey
Butt Floss
(IH3)
4-F You
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nacho Taco
MOUNDS
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fart ConnOr
Hot Crotchet
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
Big Ten Inch
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Sharin' Peter
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
The bitch will find U
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Bushrat
Double D
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Cock-N-Face
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
phWedgie
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
ID
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Three Toes In
Runner Girl
My Holes Matter
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
In Your Endo
puke panther
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Fuzzbuster
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
HeYanksPenis
Dan Marine-Ho
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
G I
(Rumson )
just donna
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Self Service
Egg F*cker
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Trashed
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
OrangUbang
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Deadman
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
BrokeBack MountMe
Cums in the oven
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Doodle
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Piggy
Debasement
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Licky Me
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Sister Maria
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
F Me Daily
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
She Wee Wee
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
My Precious
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
LunaChic
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Peter Grippin
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