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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
phWedgie
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Sister Maria
Lips
(POHOH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Doodle
puke panther
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Choke Me Off
Cock-N-Face
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Nacho Taco
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Trashed
Wild Cherry
ID
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Cums in the oven
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Self Service
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gag Em
Knickers Please!
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Clitorhands 2
2 Finger Tuesday
F Me Daily
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lock Jaw
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
OrangUbang
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
My Precious
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Chief of Queefs
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Beaver Muncher
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Licky Me
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Fuzzbuster
hare today cum tomorrow
Hot Crotchet
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
CLIFF DIVER
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Piggy
G I
(Rumson )
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
The bitch will find U
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Anchor Spanker
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pork your parents
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
Tickets
(Rumson)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Fire in my hOle
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fart ConnOr
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Big Ten Inch
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
The Rash
(PHLH3)
4-F You
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Awhoraphobia
LunaChic
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Moon
(PGHH3)
Nippleodeon
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
In Your Endo
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Wishboneher
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just Dakotah
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
MOUNDS
Debasement
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Anal nicole
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
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