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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Grizzly Schniz
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Chief of Queefs
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Self Service
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Chappy
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Dakotah
Just jean
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
In Your Endo
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Gag Em
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Trashed
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Rex
(PGHH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
2 Finger Tuesday
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
4-F You
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Peter Grippin
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Clitorhands 2
Three Toes In
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Fire in my hOle
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
OrangUbang
Uniporn
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Cums in the oven
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
BrokeBack MountMe
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Licky Me
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Sister Maria
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Nacho Taco
Lock Jaw
My Precious
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
ID
(H5)
phWedgie
Sharin' Peter
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Anal nicole
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Butt Floss
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Doodle
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bushrat
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Piggy
Wild Cherry
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
3&Out
(DH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
just donna
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
NFHN
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Beaver Muncher
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Runner Girl
Purple Cooter
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Debasement
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
ass-Q
(SH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Holes Matter
Lips
(POHOH3)
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