Event Banner Image

This event is over.

H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

4-F You

H5

Licky Me

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Uniporn

(H5)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Choke Me Off

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Just jean

(H5)

Cums in the oven

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Rex

(PGHH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Just Dakotah

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

ID

(H5)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

phWedgie

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Piggy

HMHHH

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

LVH3
...

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

My Precious

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Doodle

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

LunaChic

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Trashed

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

My Holes Matter

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

In Your Endo

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

just donna

(H5)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Wishboneher

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Pork your parents

(H5)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

K9-69

(PittH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Self Service

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

3&Out

(DH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Bushrat

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

puke panther

(H5)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)