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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
The bitch will find U
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gag Em
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Self Service
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Beaver Muncher
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Sister Maria
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
F Me Daily
Slim Jim
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fire in my hOle
Tickets
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
MOUNDS
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Trashed
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Bushrat
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
ID
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Moon
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
6cooter
(PGHH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
phWedgie
Just Dakotah
Lips
(POHOH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Piggy
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Chief of Queefs
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Clitorhands 2
Just jean
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Anchor Spanker
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
In Your Endo
Dan Marine-Ho
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Wishboneher
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gulliver's Tranny
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
My Precious
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
HeYanksPenis
G I
(Rumson )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Big Ten Inch
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Nacho Taco
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Peter Grippin
Fuzzbuster
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cock-N-Face
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
OrangUbang
My Holes Matter
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
just donna
(H5)
LunaChic
She Wee Wee
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Runner Girl
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Rex
(PGHH3)
Anal nicole
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pork your parents
(H5)
4-F You
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Choke Me Off
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fart ConnOr
Double D
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Wild Cherry
Awhoraphobia
Licky Me
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Egg F*cker
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Doodle
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