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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lock Jaw
Gag Em
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
LunaChic
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Peter Grippin
OrangUbang
Awhoraphobia
Deadman
(Rumson)
Wild Cherry
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Licky Me
Mudman
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Self Service
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
K9-69
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just Stacey
Doodle
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Bushrat
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
F Me Daily
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Dan Marine-Ho
My Holes Matter
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
HeYanksPenis
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Fire in my hOle
Sister Maria
Wishboneher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cums in the oven
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Anchor Spanker
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
G I
(Rumson )
MOUNDS
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
Slim Jim
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Beaver Muncher
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Runner Girl
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
She Wee Wee
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cock-N-Face
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Choke Me Off
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Three Toes In
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Piggy
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Dakotah
Tickets
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
3&Out
(DH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Trashed
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Sharin' Peter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
phWedgie
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Big Ten Inch
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Chappy
(H5)
In Your Endo
Weblow Scout
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
4-F You
The bitch will find U
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
My Precious
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Purple Cooter
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
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