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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
LunaChic
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fart ConnOr
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Deadman
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Cums in the oven
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Nacho Taco
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hot Crotchet
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
NFHN
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
My Holes Matter
Nippleodeon
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
just donna
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
2 Finger Tuesday
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Runner Girl
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
ID
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Stacey
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Sister Maria
MOUNDS
Debasement
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Bushrat
Male Slot
(FCH3)
4-F You
puke panther
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Wishboneher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
My Precious
Pork your parents
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Egg F*cker
She Wee Wee
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Trashed
Chief of Queefs
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
HeYanksPenis
hare today cum tomorrow
Piggy
Tickets
(Rumson)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Fire in my hOle
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Choke Me Off
F Me Daily
Doodle
Sharin' Peter
Grizzly Schniz
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Self Service
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lips
(POHOH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
The Rash
(PHLH3)
OrangUbang
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Dakotah
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
phWedgie
Lock Jaw
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Cock-N-Face
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Three Toes In
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Wild Cherry
In Your Endo
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Slim Jim
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Peter Grippin
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