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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gag Em
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
4-F You
F Me Daily
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Chief of Queefs
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Anchor Spanker
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sharin' Peter
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Double D
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
The bitch will find U
phWedgie
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Anal nicole
Doodle
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Piggy
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Nacho Taco
3&Out
(DH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Big Ten Inch
hare today cum tomorrow
Egg F*cker
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just jean
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Sister Maria
In Your Endo
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
ID
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Wild Cherry
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Choke Me Off
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
OrangUbang
Three Toes In
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Hot Crotchet
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Self Service
Peter Grippin
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Wishboneher
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cums in the oven
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Uniporn
(H5)
MOUNDS
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
LunaChic
Awhoraphobia
Mudman
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
She Wee Wee
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Nippleodeon
K9-69
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Beaver Muncher
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Clitorhands 2
Master Baster
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Debasement
(IH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Lock Jaw
Bushrat
Gulliver's Tranny
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Tickets
(Rumson)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Licky Me
Trashed
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
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