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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Licky Me

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

puke panther

(H5)

NFHN

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Three Toes In

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Chappy

(H5)

LunaChic

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

MOUNDS

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Cock-N-Face

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Deadman

(Rumson)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

phWedgie

H5

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

4-F You

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Pork your parents

(H5)

Bushrat

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

just donna

(H5)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Fart ConnOr

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Uniporn

(H5)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Doodle

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

3&Out

(DH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Self Service

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Wishboneher

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

My Holes Matter

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

In Your Endo

H5

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Moon

(PGHH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Lock Jaw

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Just jean

(H5)

ID

(H5)

Sister Maria

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

My Precious

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

LVH3
...

Trashed

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Double D

(BAH3)

Choke Me Off

H5