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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Nippleodeon
Master Baster
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Runner Girl
RU-469
(DCH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Awhoraphobia
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
ID
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Cock-N-Face
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Wild Cherry
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hot Crotchet
K9-69
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Piggy
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Gag Em
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
HeYanksPenis
She Wee Wee
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
CLIFF DIVER
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Peter Grippin
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Fart ConnOr
Anal nicole
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Stacey
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Trashed
Weblow Scout
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Tickets
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Deadman
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
hare today cum tomorrow
MOUNDS
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
My Precious
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Choke Me Off
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chief of Queefs
Butt Floss
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
phWedgie
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just Dakotah
Cums in the oven
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Sister Maria
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
My Holes Matter
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
puke panther
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Self Service
3&Out
(DH3)
Beaver Muncher
Clitorhands 2
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
In Your Endo
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
4-F You
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Debasement
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Wishboneher
Slim Jim
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just jean
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Egg F*cker
Dan Marine-Ho
Doodle
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bushrat
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
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