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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Trashed
Anal nicole
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Licky Me
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Three Toes In
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
MOUNDS
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
In Your Endo
Lock Jaw
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
OrangUbang
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bushrat
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hot Crotchet
HeYanksPenis
ID
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Self Service
Muffalotta
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Sister Maria
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Anchor Spanker
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
phWedgie
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
hare today cum tomorrow
NFHN
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Dakotah
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Awhoraphobia
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
3&Out
(DH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
My Holes Matter
Gulliver's Tranny
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Egg F*cker
Just Stacey
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Fart ConnOr
Debasement
(IH3)
Piggy
Doodle
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Choke Me Off
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
4-F You
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Beaver Muncher
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
RU-469
(DCH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
Chief of Queefs
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Chappy
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
LunaChic
Slim Jim
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Cums in the oven
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The bitch will find U
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Wild Cherry
BrokeBack MountMe
Cock-N-Face
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
My Precious
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Sharin' Peter
G I
(Rumson )
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
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