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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Doodle
Phi Eta Pi
RU-469
(DCH4)
My Holes Matter
Gag Em
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Chief of Queefs
just donna
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sharin' Peter
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
HeYanksPenis
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Piggy
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
F Me Daily
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
The bitch will find U
ass-Q
(SH3)
Egg F*cker
Grizzly Schniz
Debasement
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Runner Girl
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fart ConnOr
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Big Ten Inch
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Nippleodeon
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Awhoraphobia
Licky Me
Slim Jim
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
My Precious
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Peter Grippin
NFHN
(H5)
Self Service
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Double D
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
CLIFF DIVER
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
Muffalotta
(H5)
LunaChic
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
She Wee Wee
Cums in the oven
Analholics Anonymous
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cock-N-Face
3&Out
(DH3)
Wild Cherry
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Three Toes In
Nacho Taco
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Just Dakotah
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Hot Crotchet
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pork your parents
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
phWedgie
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Clitorhands 2
Uniporn
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
4-F You
BANG 4 UR BUCK
OrangUbang
Deadman
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Trashed
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gulliver's Tranny
Sister Maria
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Stacey
ID
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
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