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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
In Your Endo
Rex
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Nippleodeon
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Sharin' Peter
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Bushrat
puke panther
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Hot Crotchet
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Wishboneher
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Grizzly Schniz
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Egg F*cker
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Piggy
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peter Grippin
Clitorhands 2
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Trashed
Awhoraphobia
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just jean
(H5)
Licky Me
CLIFF DIVER
LunaChic
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cums in the oven
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
My Holes Matter
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Wild Cherry
Fart ConnOr
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Beaver Muncher
HeYanksPenis
My Precious
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Self Service
K9-69
(PittH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
MOUNDS
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
G I
(Rumson )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
ID
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Analholics Anonymous
hare today cum tomorrow
Tickets
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Doodle
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chief of Queefs
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Nacho Taco
Moon
(PGHH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
Three Toes In
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
NFHN
(H5)
Just Stacey
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
She Wee Wee
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
4-F You
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Choke Me Off
lips of steel
(PittH3)
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