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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Phi Eta Pi
Fire in my hOle
Choke Me Off
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Egg F*cker
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
2 Finger Tuesday
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
F Me Daily
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
She Wee Wee
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
LunaChic
Clitorhands 2
Just Dakotah
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Self Service
My Precious
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fuzzbuster
Analholics Anonymous
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
MOUNDS
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
4-F You
The bitch will find U
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
just donna
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hot Crotchet
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Piggy
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Big Ten Inch
Cums in the oven
HeYanksPenis
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Sister Maria
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Runner Girl
Cock-N-Face
Beaver Muncher
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sharin' Peter
Trashed
Bushrat
Anchor Spanker
Wild Cherry
Gag Em
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
BrokeBack MountMe
Nacho Taco
Purple Cooter
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
In Your Endo
Three Toes In
Doodle
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chief of Queefs
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
phWedgie
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
ID
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
Nippleodeon
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gulliver's Tranny
Fart ConnOr
Anal nicole
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
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