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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Clitorhands 2
CLIFF DIVER
phWedgie
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Stacey
Rex
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Sharin' Peter
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
3&Out
(DH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
MOUNDS
Trashed
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Chief of Queefs
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Analholics Anonymous
HeYanksPenis
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
K9-69
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
LunaChic
Sister Maria
hare today cum tomorrow
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just jean
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Doodle
Cock-N-Face
Licky Me
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Peter Grippin
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Big Ten Inch
Dan Marine-Ho
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
In Your Endo
Fire in my hOle
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Runner Girl
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Three Toes In
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
She Wee Wee
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Beaver Muncher
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bushrat
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
The bitch will find U
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hot Crotchet
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
My Holes Matter
Wild Cherry
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Choke Me Off
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
My Precious
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Deadman
(Rumson)
F Me Daily
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lock Jaw
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Piggy
Phi Eta Pi
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Fart ConnOr
Anal nicole
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
ID
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
4-F You
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gulliver's Tranny
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Anchor Spanker
OrangUbang
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
just donna
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Nacho Taco
Egg F*cker
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Self Service
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gag Em
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Double D
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
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