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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
My Holes Matter
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
F Me Daily
NFHN
(H5)
OrangUbang
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Dakotah
Anchor Spanker
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
ID
(H5)
My Precious
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Three Toes In
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Beaver Muncher
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Egg F*cker
Slim Jim
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gag Em
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Fuzzbuster
She Wee Wee
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
In Your Endo
Muffalotta
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Chief of Queefs
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Nacho Taco
Mudman
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sister Maria
Male Slot
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Lock Jaw
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Anal nicole
Bushrat
Just Stacey
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Cums in the oven
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
LunaChic
4-F You
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
MOUNDS
Just jean
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Runner Girl
Debasement
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Sharin' Peter
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dan Marine-Ho
2 Finger Tuesday
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Cock-N-Face
Uniporn
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Wishboneher
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Doodle
Piggy
Choke Me Off
Moon
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Phi Eta Pi
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
3&Out
(DH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chappy
(H5)
Trashed
Nippleodeon
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Knickers Please!
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Self Service
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HeYanksPenis
Clitorhands 2
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
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