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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
My Holes Matter
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
In Your Endo
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Clitorhands 2
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Wild Cherry
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
HeYanksPenis
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
LunaChic
Double D
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Nippleodeon
phWedgie
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Licky Me
Wishboneher
Sister Maria
Hot Crotchet
Fuzzbuster
Cock-N-Face
Anchor Spanker
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fart ConnOr
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
F Me Daily
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Self Service
Big Ten Inch
Doodle
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
The bitch will find U
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Tickets
(Rumson)
2 Finger Tuesday
Mudman
(FCH3)
4-F You
OrangUbang
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Trashed
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Awhoraphobia
Analholics Anonymous
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Phi Eta Pi
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Fire in my hOle
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cums in the oven
She Wee Wee
Uniporn
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just jean
(H5)
Piggy
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just Dakotah
Rex
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
BrokeBack MountMe
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
MOUNDS
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Choke Me Off
Pork your parents
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
My Precious
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bushrat
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Peter Grippin
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gag Em
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
CLIFF DIVER
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Just Stacey
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Debasement
(IH3)
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