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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just jean
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
4-F You
Grizzly Schniz
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Wishboneher
just donna
(H5)
Just Stacey
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
In Your Endo
OrangUbang
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hot Crotchet
Nippleodeon
6cooter
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
HeYanksPenis
Uniporn
(H5)
Gag Em
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bushrat
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Clitorhands 2
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
F Me Daily
Self Service
Runner Girl
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
She Wee Wee
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Sister Maria
CLIFF DIVER
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Gulliver's Tranny
Wild Cherry
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Dakotah
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
phWedgie
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
The bitch will find U
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Trashed
Nacho Taco
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Three Toes In
My Holes Matter
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Peter Grippin
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Beaver Muncher
c-scaper
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Debasement
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Egg F*cker
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Chief of Queefs
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Awhoraphobia
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
MOUNDS
My Precious
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Anal nicole
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Piggy
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cock-N-Face
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
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