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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
My Precious
Rex
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Double D
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
In Your Endo
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bushrat
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Phi Eta Pi
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Dakotah
Gulliver's Tranny
Beaver Muncher
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Egg F*cker
BrokeBack MountMe
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Just Stacey
Wishboneher
G I
(Rumson )
Master Baster
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Nippleodeon
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Fire in my hOle
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
2 Finger Tuesday
Pork your parents
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Sharin' Peter
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Chief of Queefs
ID
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Wild Cherry
Cums in the oven
Fart ConnOr
Licky Me
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Anal nicole
My Holes Matter
Runner Girl
Big Ten Inch
Tickets
(Rumson)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cock-N-Face
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sister Maria
Dan Marine-Ho
phWedgie
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Piggy
Analholics Anonymous
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
MOUNDS
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
4-F You
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Doodle
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Trashed
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
NFHN
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Lock Jaw
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
3&Out
(DH3)
F Me Daily
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Self Service
Peter Grippin
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
HeYanksPenis
Uncle John
(FCH3)
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