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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fire in my hOle
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
LunaChic
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Bushrat
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Three Toes In
Nippleodeon
Just Stacey
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Uniporn
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Choke Me Off
MOUNDS
BrokeBack MountMe
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Double D
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
The bitch will find U
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sharin' Peter
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Wild Cherry
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Sister Maria
Chief of Queefs
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Big Ten Inch
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
F Me Daily
HeYanksPenis
3&Out
(DH3)
In Your Endo
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lock Jaw
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nacho Taco
Trashed
CLIFF DIVER
K9-69
(PittH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Chappy
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
4-F You
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gag Em
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
G I
(Rumson )
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Analholics Anonymous
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Piggy
ID
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Self Service
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lips
(POHOH3)
My Holes Matter
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Cock-N-Face
ass-Q
(SH3)
Wishboneher
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Fart ConnOr
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
My Precious
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Dakotah
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Peter Grippin
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Licky Me
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Beaver Muncher
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
She Wee Wee
Gulliver's Tranny
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
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