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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Grizzly Schniz
Big Ten Inch
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Licky Me
Cums in the oven
MOUNDS
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
G I
(Rumson )
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
LunaChic
Egg F*cker
Deadman
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Gag Em
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Peter Grippin
Tickets
(Rumson)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
just donna
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Hot Crotchet
Slim Jim
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
HeYanksPenis
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Runner Girl
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
4-F You
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
NFHN
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
My Precious
Clitorhands 2
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Anal nicole
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Phi Eta Pi
Dan Marine-Ho
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
She Wee Wee
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Dakotah
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lock Jaw
Fart ConnOr
Choke Me Off
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Wishboneher
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Nippleodeon
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Self Service
Master Baster
(IH3)
Bushrat
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Piggy
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Anchor Spanker
2 Finger Tuesday
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Three Toes In
Sister Maria
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Doodle
Trashed
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Stacey
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Cock-N-Face
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
F Me Daily
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
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