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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
hare today cum tomorrow
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
In Your Endo
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
6cooter
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
2 Finger Tuesday
ID
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Stacey
Hot Crotchet
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Trashed
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
MOUNDS
Pork your parents
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Sharin' Peter
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Clitorhands 2
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Runner Girl
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bushrat
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Anchor Spanker
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Three Toes In
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Doodle
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
My Precious
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
phWedgie
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Egg F*cker
Sister Maria
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
CLIFF DIVER
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Anal nicole
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Piggy
Just jean
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Butt Floss
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
4-F You
Big Ten Inch
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Gag Em
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Fire in my hOle
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Licky Me
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Fart ConnOr
Choke Me Off
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Fuzzbuster
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Nacho Taco
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Self Service
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
just donna
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
Master Baster
(IH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Dakotah
Phi Eta Pi
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cums in the oven
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
NFHN
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
OrangUbang
LunaChic
F Me Daily
Wishboneher
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Lock Jaw
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
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