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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Licky Me
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
She Wee Wee
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bushrat
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Tickets
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
LunaChic
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
OrangUbang
G I
(Rumson )
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Runner Girl
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Big Ten Inch
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Clitorhands 2
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Doodle
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
NFHN
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Awhoraphobia
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Stacey
Gulliver's Tranny
Cock-N-Face
Master Baster
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Three Toes In
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Gag Em
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
just donna
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lock Jaw
Just Dakotah
Cums in the oven
CLIFF DIVER
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Self Service
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
F Me Daily
Sharin' Peter
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Trashed
puke panther
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Analholics Anonymous
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Chief of Queefs
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Beaver Muncher
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Wild Cherry
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
My Precious
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
My Holes Matter
2 Finger Tuesday
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Anal nicole
Fart ConnOr
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peter Grippin
Nacho Taco
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
The bitch will find U
Anchor Spanker
Mudman
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sister Maria
MOUNDS
Nippleodeon
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Chappy
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Piggy
Vestosterone
(RH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
4-F You
Phi Eta Pi
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
hare today cum tomorrow
Hot Crotchet
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
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