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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
She Wee Wee
ID
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cock-N-Face
Muffalotta
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doodle
Wishboneher
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Phi Eta Pi
6cooter
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Wild Cherry
Nippleodeon
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Dakotah
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Self Service
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
In Your Endo
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
3&Out
(DH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Egg F*cker
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Grizzly Schniz
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Bushrat
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
MOUNDS
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
4-F You
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Beaver Muncher
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Nacho Taco
The bitch will find U
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Lips
(POHOH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
F Me Daily
ass-Q
(SH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Stacey
Sharin' Peter
BrokeBack MountMe
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Runner Girl
NFHN
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
puke panther
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Trashed
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
My Precious
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Moon
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Fart ConnOr
HeYanksPenis
Slim Jim
(H5)
Peter Grippin
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cums in the oven
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Lock Jaw
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Licky Me
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
OrangUbang
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Mudman
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Anal nicole
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
just donna
(H5)
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