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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Self Service
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fuzzbuster
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
In Your Endo
G I
(Rumson )
Cock-N-Face
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
ID
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Choke Me Off
My Holes Matter
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Double D
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
NFHN
(H5)
My Precious
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
Anchor Spanker
Gulliver's Tranny
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Piggy
BrokeBack MountMe
Cums in the oven
BANG 4 UR BUCK
just donna
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Trashed
Peter Grippin
She Wee Wee
puke panther
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sharin' Peter
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
F Me Daily
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Nippleodeon
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MOUNDS
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gag Em
Chief of Queefs
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Lips
(POHOH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Fire in my hOle
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Phi Eta Pi
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Chappy
(H5)
4-F You
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Three Toes In
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
OrangUbang
Just Stacey
HeYanksPenis
Fart ConnOr
Sister Maria
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Nacho Taco
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bushrat
Wild Cherry
Licky Me
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
hare today cum tomorrow
Analholics Anonymous
Big Ten Inch
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just jean
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Doodle
Lock Jaw
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