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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Terri
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Fuzzbuster
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
HeYanksPenis
In Your Endo
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
BANG 4 UR BUCK
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Nacho Taco
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
The bitch will find U
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Three Toes In
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lock Jaw
Big Ten Inch
F Me Daily
NFHN
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Sharin' Peter
Tickets
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Beaver Muncher
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
My Holes Matter
Lips
(POHOH3)
4-F You
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Sister Maria
Peter Grippin
Anal nicole
My Precious
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
just donna
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Piggy
Grizzly Schniz
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Nippleodeon
Clitorhands 2
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
MOUNDS
Dan Marine-Ho
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Licky Me
Awhoraphobia
3&Out
(DH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Self Service
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Anchor Spanker
Cock-N-Face
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Trashed
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Runner Girl
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Rex
(PGHH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Gag Em
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
hare today cum tomorrow
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Wishboneher
Pork your parents
(H5)
Doodle
Fire in my hOle
OrangUbang
Analholics Anonymous
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Choke Me Off
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Fart ConnOr
LunaChic
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
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