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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Lips

(POHOH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Wishboneher

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Hot Crotchet

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Debasement

(IH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

ID

(H5)

4-F You

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

just donna

(H5)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Three Toes In

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Peter Grippin

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Uniporn

(H5)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Just Dakotah

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Doodle

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Licky Me

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Cums in the oven

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Bushrat

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

LVH3
...

Chappy

(H5)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

G I

(Rumson )

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

MOUNDS

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Self Service

H5

Trashed

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

F Me Daily

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

My Precious

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Sister Maria

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

LunaChic

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

phWedgie

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Big Ten Inch

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Grizzly Schniz

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

CLIFF DIVER

H5