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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Nippleodeon

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

ID

(H5)

Choke Me Off

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

F Me Daily

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Chappy

(H5)

Piggy

HMHHH

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

NFHN

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Licky Me

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

She Wee Wee

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Phi Eta Pi

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Bushrat

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Double D

(BAH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Trashed

H5

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

just donna

(H5)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

4-F You

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

phWedgie

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Just jean

(H5)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Three Toes In

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

OrangUbang

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Wishboneher

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Doodle

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Debasement

(IH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

LVH3
...

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

LunaChic

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

My Precious

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Lock Jaw

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Self Service

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Anal nicole

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Uniporn

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3