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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Nacho Taco
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fuzzbuster
c-scaper
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Wild Cherry
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
My Holes Matter
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Phi Eta Pi
6cooter
(PGHH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
LunaChic
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Awhoraphobia
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
OrangUbang
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The bitch will find U
Cock-N-Face
Three Toes In
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Trashed
Gulliver's Tranny
just donna
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Chief of Queefs
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Hot Crotchet
4-F You
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Choke Me Off
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Dakotah
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sister Maria
Doodle
Deadman
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just jean
(H5)
In Your Endo
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Loose Early
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Licky Me
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just Stacey
Pork your parents
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
Sharin' Peter
phWedgie
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Cums in the oven
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Runner Girl
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Anchor Spanker
MOUNDS
Peter Grippin
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Nippleodeon
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gag Em
Lock Jaw
Beaver Muncher
Analholics Anonymous
3&Out
(DH3)
Big Ten Inch
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Self Service
Piggy
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Egg F*cker
My Precious
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Anal nicole
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
Moon
(PGHH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Uniporn
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
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