This event is over.
Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
HeYanksPenis
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
My Holes Matter
Analholics Anonymous
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
phWedgie
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
3&Out
(DH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Three Toes In
Hot Crotchet
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Fire in my hOle
Doodle
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Gulliver's Tranny
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Anal nicole
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Nippleodeon
Choke Me Off
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
F Me Daily
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Trashed
Master Baster
(IH3)
Piggy
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Licky Me
Beaver Muncher
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Peter Grippin
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
OrangUbang
Fuzzbuster
hare today cum tomorrow
2 Finger Tuesday
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Grizzly Schniz
Mudman
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
NFHN
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
She Wee Wee
Self Service
Bushrat
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Cock-N-Face
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gag Em
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Phi Eta Pi
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
CLIFF DIVER
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Egg F*cker
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
4-F You
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Big Ten Inch
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Stacey
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
LunaChic
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Runner Girl
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
G I
(Rumson )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lips
(POHOH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
ID
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many