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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Sister Maria
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Doodle
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Piggy
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Bushrat
Muffalotta
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hot Crotchet
Double D
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
phWedgie
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Three Toes In
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
puke panther
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Licky Me
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Anchor Spanker
Just Stacey
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
LunaChic
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Awhoraphobia
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Runner Girl
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lock Jaw
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Nippleodeon
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
just donna
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Self Service
Fart ConnOr
In Your Endo
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
MOUNDS
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Wishboneher
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tickets
(Rumson)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Big Ten Inch
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
K9-69
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
HeYanksPenis
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Debasement
(IH3)
Gag Em
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
4-F You
Just Dakotah
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Wild Cherry
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Peter Grippin
Trashed
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
ID
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Vestosterone
(RH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
My Precious
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Egg F*cker
Chief of Queefs
Purple Cooter
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Fire in my hOle
Pork your parents
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
BrokeBack MountMe
Cums in the oven
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Gulliver's Tranny
Just jean
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
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