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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
She Wee Wee
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Sister Maria
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Hot Crotchet
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Anal nicole
Chappy
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Licky Me
Lock Jaw
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Dakotah
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Choke Me Off
just donna
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Runner Girl
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Wild Cherry
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
phWedgie
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
HeYanksPenis
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Big Ten Inch
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
4-F You
OrangUbang
Three Toes In
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
K9-69
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Self Service
Trashed
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Doodle
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
MOUNDS
Gulliver's Tranny
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Nacho Taco
Piggy
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
CLIFF DIVER
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
LunaChic
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cock-N-Face
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Uniporn
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
2 Finger Tuesday
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
The bitch will find U
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Peter Grippin
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Stacey
Chief of Queefs
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
My Precious
Egg F*cker
Gag Em
Clitorhands 2
hare today cum tomorrow
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
NFHN
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
In Your Endo
My Holes Matter
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
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