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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Egg F*cker
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just jean
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
LunaChic
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Pork your parents
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
G I
(Rumson )
My Precious
She Wee Wee
Chappy
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Wishboneher
just donna
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Wild Cherry
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Runner Girl
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
HeYanksPenis
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Sharin' Peter
NFHN
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Anchor Spanker
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
Trashed
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Awhoraphobia
F Me Daily
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Lock Jaw
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Doodle
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
4-F You
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Licky Me
MOUNDS
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gag Em
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Piggy
Cums in the oven
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Nacho Taco
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
phWedgie
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
Uniporn
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Big Ten Inch
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bushrat
Hot Crotchet
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
OrangUbang
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choke Me Off
ID
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Fart ConnOr
BrokeBack MountMe
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just Stacey
Just Dakotah
Nippleodeon
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Anal nicole
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fuzzbuster
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Self Service
Cock-N-Face
The bitch will find U
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
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