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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
ID
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Wishboneher
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
G I
(Rumson )
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Stacey
Deadman
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Sister Maria
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
My Precious
Phi Eta Pi
Analholics Anonymous
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
4-F You
ass-Q
(SH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Doodle
Master Baster
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Piggy
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Runner Girl
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Bushrat
Dan Marine-Ho
just donna
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The bitch will find U
My Holes Matter
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Wild Cherry
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Nippleodeon
Just jean
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Fart ConnOr
3&Out
(DH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Cock-N-Face
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Peter Grippin
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Debasement
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Cums in the oven
NFHN
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Dakotah
Self Service
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
Mudman
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
OrangUbang
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
HeYanksPenis
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
F Me Daily
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Awhoraphobia
Tickets
(Rumson)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Egg F*cker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Anchor Spanker
Clitorhands 2
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
She Wee Wee
Hot Crotchet
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Trashed
Licky Me
LunaChic
Lock Jaw
2 Finger Tuesday
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
CLIFF DIVER
Uniporn
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
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