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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
The bitch will find U
puke panther
(H5)
My Holes Matter
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Self Service
Runner Girl
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
ID
(H5)
Choke Me Off
RU-469
(DCH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
G I
(Rumson )
3&Out
(DH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Licky Me
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
4-F You
just donna
(H5)
Nippleodeon
HeYanksPenis
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Clitorhands 2
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Wild Cherry
LunaChic
Sharin' Peter
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
My Precious
K9-69
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
phWedgie
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Stacey
The Rash
(PHLH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Doodle
Gulliver's Tranny
Chappy
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Uniporn
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Piggy
Rex
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Awhoraphobia
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Anchor Spanker
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Lock Jaw
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Beaver Muncher
Bushrat
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dan Marine-Ho
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fuzzbuster
Grizzly Schniz
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cock-N-Face
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Phi Eta Pi
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Big Ten Inch
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Wishboneher
In Your Endo
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Fart ConnOr
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
F Me Daily
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Egg F*cker
Tickets
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Chief of Queefs
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
OrangUbang
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hot Crotchet
Sister Maria
Gag Em
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Trashed
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Double D
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
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