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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Stacey
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Piggy
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Sister Maria
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Fire in my hOle
Nacho Taco
phWedgie
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Beaver Muncher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
c-scaper
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Cock-N-Face
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Grizzly Schniz
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Trashed
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cums in the oven
Chief of Queefs
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hot Crotchet
Wild Cherry
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
4-F You
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
BrokeBack MountMe
Runner Girl
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
ID
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
My Holes Matter
G I
(Rumson )
Lock Jaw
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
HeYanksPenis
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
My Precious
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Self Service
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sharin' Peter
Wishboneher
RU-469
(DCH4)
just donna
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
puke panther
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Awhoraphobia
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peter Grippin
Double D
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
2 Finger Tuesday
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Licky Me
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
OrangUbang
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Choke Me Off
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Doodle
Uniporn
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
LunaChic
Bushrat
Anchor Spanker
Analholics Anonymous
MOUNDS
Moon
(PGHH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
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