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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
In Your Endo
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
My Holes Matter
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Slim Jim
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
My Precious
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Awhoraphobia
Choke Me Off
Sharin' Peter
Piggy
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
NFHN
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
OrangUbang
Sister Maria
HeYanksPenis
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag Em
Moon
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Deadman
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Peter Grippin
Chappy
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Nacho Taco
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Dakotah
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
LunaChic
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Wishboneher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
4-F You
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Licky Me
Chief of Queefs
Just jean
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Three Toes In
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Bushrat
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Runner Girl
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Fart ConnOr
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Trashed
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Just Stacey
F Me Daily
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Anal nicole
CLIFF DIVER
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
The bitch will find U
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Clitorhands 2
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
just donna
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
phWedgie
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
MOUNDS
Analholics Anonymous
Cums in the oven
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hot Crotchet
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Nippleodeon
Doodle
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Cock-N-Face
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