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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
My Holes Matter
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Self Service
BrokeBack MountMe
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Beaver Muncher
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
LunaChic
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
MOUNDS
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Anal nicole
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Doodle
Cums in the oven
4-F You
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Sharin' Peter
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Piggy
Sister Maria
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
My Precious
NFHN
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Wishboneher
Lock Jaw
Fire in my hOle
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Licky Me
Chappy
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
She Wee Wee
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Clitorhands 2
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Peter Grippin
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Anchor Spanker
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fuzzbuster
Debasement
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Nacho Taco
Choke Me Off
Muffalotta
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
just donna
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Trashed
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Dakotah
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
In Your Endo
Grizzly Schniz
HeYanksPenis
OrangUbang
Fart ConnOr
Master Baster
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Uncle John
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Bushrat
Big Ten Inch
Pork your parents
(H5)
Nippleodeon
F Me Daily
phWedgie
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Uniporn
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
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