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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Piggy
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Phi Eta Pi
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Chief of Queefs
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Just Stacey
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Big Ten Inch
puke panther
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just jean
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gulliver's Tranny
Tickets
(Rumson)
Clitorhands 2
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Licky Me
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Trashed
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Deadman
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gag Em
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Fart ConnOr
Sharin' Peter
Choke Me Off
Mudman
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Grizzly Schniz
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
ass-Q
(SH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Uniporn
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lock Jaw
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Beaver Muncher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Runner Girl
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
My Precious
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Bushrat
My Holes Matter
Analholics Anonymous
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hot Crotchet
She Wee Wee
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Master Baster
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Cums in the oven
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
phWedgie
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Self Service
Cock-N-Face
Three Toes In
Lips
(POHOH3)
Wild Cherry
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Doodle
Anal nicole
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Slim Jim
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
OrangUbang
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Nacho Taco
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Nippleodeon
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Weblow Scout
(H5)
LunaChic
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
F Me Daily
hare today cum tomorrow
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chappy
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Moon
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
4-F You
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
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