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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sharin' Peter
Fuzzbuster
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wishboneher
Just Dakotah
My Precious
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nippleodeon
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Double D
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Sister Maria
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Three Toes In
F Me Daily
OrangUbang
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Anal nicole
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Licky Me
Debasement
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
HeYanksPenis
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Grizzly Schniz
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Egg F*cker
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Clitorhands 2
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
2 Finger Tuesday
Big Ten Inch
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Stacey
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Peter Grippin
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Piggy
Beaver Muncher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
My Holes Matter
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
just donna
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
LunaChic
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Just jean
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
4-F You
3&Out
(DH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Doodle
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
MOUNDS
Awhoraphobia
Trashed
Bushrat
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gulliver's Tranny
Fart ConnOr
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
phWedgie
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Self Service
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Chief of Queefs
Lock Jaw
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
hare today cum tomorrow
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