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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Dakotah
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Fuzzbuster
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Awhoraphobia
phWedgie
Double D
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
MOUNDS
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fire in my hOle
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Piggy
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Rex
(PGHH3)
Hot Crotchet
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Big Ten Inch
Three Toes In
OrangUbang
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cums in the oven
Anchor Spanker
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
HeYanksPenis
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Trashed
2 Finger Tuesday
She Wee Wee
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sister Maria
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Doodle
Clitorhands 2
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
The bitch will find U
Purple Cooter
(H5)
4-F You
Grizzly Schniz
My Precious
In Your Endo
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cock-N-Face
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
My Holes Matter
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Self Service
Pork your parents
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
LunaChic
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
F Me Daily
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
just donna
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Bushrat
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Gag Em
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Stacey
Sharin' Peter
Uniporn
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Runner Girl
Nacho Taco
Wild Cherry
Egg F*cker
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Muffalotta
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
ID
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
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