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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sister Maria
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Stacey
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Doodle
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hot Crotchet
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Just jean
(H5)
Lock Jaw
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
4-F You
Pork your parents
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Big Ten Inch
Fuzzbuster
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Trashed
Fart ConnOr
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Piggy
Three Toes In
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Self Service
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Analholics Anonymous
3&Out
(DH3)
Clitorhands 2
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Peter Grippin
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Beaver Muncher
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Choke Me Off
She Wee Wee
6cooter
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
2 Finger Tuesday
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
ID
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Rex
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Anal nicole
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Runner Girl
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
My Precious
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Master Baster
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Grizzly Schniz
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
LunaChic
The bitch will find U
Slim Jim
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
G I
(Rumson )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Bushrat
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Tickets
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Egg F*cker
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
BrokeBack MountMe
OrangUbang
Nippleodeon
Mudman
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Sharin' Peter
just donna
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Uniporn
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Lips
(POHOH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HeYanksPenis
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
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