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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Analholics Anonymous
My Precious
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
3&Out
(DH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Cock-N-Face
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cums in the oven
Anal nicole
Sharin' Peter
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
4-F You
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Nippleodeon
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Peter Grippin
My Holes Matter
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
ID
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Doodle
Dan Marine-Ho
Pork your parents
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Beaver Muncher
OrangUbang
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
just donna
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Stacey
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Wild Cherry
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Self Service
G I
(Rumson )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Big Ten Inch
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Clitorhands 2
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Trashed
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
In Your Endo
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
c-scaper
(PittH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
BrokeBack MountMe
2 Finger Tuesday
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bushrat
Fire in my hOle
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Piggy
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Licky Me
F Me Daily
MOUNDS
Anchor Spanker
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
HeYanksPenis
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lock Jaw
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Chief of Queefs
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Choke Me Off
Chappy
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Awhoraphobia
LunaChic
Sister Maria
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gulliver's Tranny
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fuzzbuster
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Deadman
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The bitch will find U
Gag Em
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
phWedgie
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Egg F*cker
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Dakotah
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
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