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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
My Precious
In Your Endo
Awhoraphobia
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Anal nicole
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Runner Girl
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Choke Me Off
MOUNDS
Master Baster
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
G I
(Rumson )
Uniporn
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Chief of Queefs
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
NFHN
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Lock Jaw
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Piggy
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sister Maria
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Nacho Taco
Analholics Anonymous
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
4-F You
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
Chappy
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Three Toes In
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
HeYanksPenis
Licky Me
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Doodle
3&Out
(DH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
ass-Q
(SH3)
Peter Grippin
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gag Em
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
just donna
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
BrokeBack MountMe
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
CLIFF DIVER
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wild Cherry
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
LunaChic
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Trashed
Dan Marine-Ho
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sharin' Peter
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
phWedgie
Grizzly Schniz
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Dakotah
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Egg F*cker
Double D
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
My Holes Matter
Slim Jim
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Bushrat
Gulliver's Tranny
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Nippleodeon
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
2 Finger Tuesday
OrangUbang
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Self Service
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
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