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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
MOUNDS
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
The bitch will find U
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bushrat
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
phWedgie
Beaver Muncher
Choke Me Off
Piggy
Dan Marine-Ho
Gulliver's Tranny
Mudman
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Fire in my hOle
Just jean
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Trashed
hare today cum tomorrow
F Me Daily
Egg F*cker
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Dakotah
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Runner Girl
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
just donna
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
CLIFF DIVER
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
4-F You
Cock-N-Face
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Nacho Taco
Uniporn
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
ID
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Licky Me
Sharin' Peter
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Wild Cherry
Phi Eta Pi
G I
(Rumson )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Peter Grippin
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Double D
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Debasement
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Three Toes In
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Awhoraphobia
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Self Service
OrangUbang
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Doodle
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just Stacey
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Anchor Spanker
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Cums in the oven
NFHN
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Gag Em
My Holes Matter
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
In Your Endo
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
My Precious
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Sister Maria
HeYanksPenis
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