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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
The bitch will find U
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Beaver Muncher
HeYanksPenis
CLIFF DIVER
ID
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Three Toes In
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Licky Me
She Wee Wee
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Doodle
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Wild Cherry
Rex
(PGHH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Awhoraphobia
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cums in the oven
Nacho Taco
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
4-F You
Slim Jim
(H5)
Runner Girl
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sister Maria
Tickets
(Rumson)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Nippleodeon
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Self Service
My Holes Matter
NFHN
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Choke Me Off
In Your Endo
Clitorhands 2
Fire in my hOle
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Double D
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Fart ConnOr
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gag Em
K9-69
(PittH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
My Precious
LunaChic
just donna
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
OrangUbang
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Stacey
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
MOUNDS
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
F Me Daily
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Bushrat
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Hot Crotchet
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Anal nicole
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Piggy
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lock Jaw
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Phi Eta Pi
hare today cum tomorrow
puke panther
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sharin' Peter
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Grizzly Schniz
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Debasement
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Trashed
Fuzzbuster
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Wishboneher
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
G I
(Rumson )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
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