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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Dakotah
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Awhoraphobia
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Fuzzbuster
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Bushrat
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
G I
(Rumson )
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Self Service
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
My Precious
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chief of Queefs
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Egg F*cker
Dan Marine-Ho
Trashed
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Runner Girl
Sister Maria
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Grizzly Schniz
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Hot Crotchet
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Big Ten Inch
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Doodle
Deadman
(Rumson)
Piggy
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Sharin' Peter
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Chappy
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
RU-469
(DCH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
She Wee Wee
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Fart ConnOr
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Cock-N-Face
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Anal nicole
Licky Me
HeYanksPenis
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Anchor Spanker
just donna
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
4-F You
Phi Eta Pi
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Wild Cherry
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Beaver Muncher
MOUNDS
NFHN
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
LunaChic
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lock Jaw
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
2 Finger Tuesday
Nippleodeon
ID
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Clitorhands 2
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Three Toes In
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Peter Grippin
In Your Endo
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gag Em
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
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