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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Church Lady
(FUH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Fire in my hOle
Nacho Taco
My Precious
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
My Holes Matter
OrangUbang
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Beaver Muncher
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Piggy
Fart ConnOr
Pork your parents
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Peter Grippin
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Anal nicole
Choke Me Off
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Uniporn
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Wishboneher
Clitorhands 2
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sister Maria
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Hot Crotchet
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Cums in the oven
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Trashed
The Rash
(PHLH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Three Toes In
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
G I
(Rumson )
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just jean
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Stacey
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
puke panther
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Self Service
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sharin' Peter
Fuzzbuster
ID
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Deadman
(Rumson)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slim Jim
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Wild Cherry
Rex
(PGHH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Nippleodeon
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cock-N-Face
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
just donna
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Doodle
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
4-F You
Bushrat
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Licky Me
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
NFHN
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
MOUNDS
Runner Girl
Chief of Queefs
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
phWedgie
Butt Floss
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Analholics Anonymous
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Dakotah
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
In Your Endo
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Anchor Spanker
Big Ten Inch
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
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