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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Licky Me
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Hot Crotchet
puke panther
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Three Toes In
Tickets
(Rumson)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Chappy
(H5)
LunaChic
OrangUbang
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dan Marine-Ho
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Cums in the oven
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sharin' Peter
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
MOUNDS
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cock-N-Face
Mudman
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
hare today cum tomorrow
Anchor Spanker
Deadman
(Rumson)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
phWedgie
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
4-F You
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Dakotah
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
HeYanksPenis
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Gag Em
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Bushrat
Analholics Anonymous
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Runner Girl
Fart ConnOr
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Wild Cherry
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Doodle
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Gulliver's Tranny
Self Service
Anal nicole
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Grizzly Schniz
Wishboneher
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
My Holes Matter
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
In Your Endo
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
The bitch will find U
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Egg F*cker
Lock Jaw
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Sister Maria
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
My Precious
Nippleodeon
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Trashed
Piggy
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Clitorhands 2
Double D
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
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