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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fuzzbuster
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
ID
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
She Wee Wee
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cock-N-Face
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fire in my hOle
Doodle
Lock Jaw
F Me Daily
NFHN
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Anchor Spanker
puke panther
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Beaver Muncher
Sharin' Peter
BrokeBack MountMe
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Big Ten Inch
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Awhoraphobia
MOUNDS
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Gulliver's Tranny
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
My Holes Matter
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
OrangUbang
2 Finger Tuesday
ass-Q
(SH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Self Service
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Fart ConnOr
Licky Me
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
HeYanksPenis
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
hare today cum tomorrow
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
4-F You
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Wishboneher
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Trashed
Dan Marine-Ho
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
In Your Endo
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Uniporn
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Bushrat
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hot Crotchet
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Gag Em
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Nacho Taco
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Chief of Queefs
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Analholics Anonymous
phWedgie
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
My Precious
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Egg F*cker
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
LunaChic
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
The bitch will find U
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Just Stacey
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
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