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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
4-F You
My Holes Matter
ID
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Licky Me
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Runner Girl
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Big Ten Inch
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Clitorhands 2
Cums in the oven
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
OrangUbang
Anal nicole
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Slim Jim
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Hot Crotchet
Muffalotta
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Egg F*cker
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Bushrat
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
CLIFF DIVER
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Nippleodeon
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Fuzzbuster
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Stacey
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Trashed
Mudman
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
LunaChic
Just jean
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Three Toes In
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Wishboneher
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
In Your Endo
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Awhoraphobia
puke panther
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Phi Eta Pi
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
She Wee Wee
Sister Maria
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Nacho Taco
phWedgie
Moon
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
My Precious
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Beaver Muncher
Doodle
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Dakotah
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Anchor Spanker
The bitch will find U
Sharin' Peter
Self Service
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peter Grippin
Tickets
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Fart ConnOr
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Chief of Queefs
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Piggy
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
HeYanksPenis
NFHN
(H5)
Lock Jaw
2 Finger Tuesday
Dan Marine-Ho
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Gag Em
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Debasement
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Wild Cherry
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
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