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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Rex
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Piggy
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
LunaChic
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Chief of Queefs
MOUNDS
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lock Jaw
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
4-F You
Slim Jim
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Anchor Spanker
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gag Em
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hot Crotchet
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cock-N-Face
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
My Precious
Licky Me
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Self Service
Clitorhands 2
puke panther
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
The bitch will find U
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Beaver Muncher
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Egg F*cker
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
HeYanksPenis
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
3&Out
(DH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
OrangUbang
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cums in the oven
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Wishboneher
Tickets
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Bushrat
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Three Toes In
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Anal nicole
Purple Cooter
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Sister Maria
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Trashed
Big Ten Inch
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
G I
(Rumson )
Gulliver's Tranny
Just jean
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Grizzly Schniz
2 Finger Tuesday
Phi Eta Pi
Just Dakotah
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Sharin' Peter
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fart ConnOr
My Holes Matter
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Peter Grippin
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
ID
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Runner Girl
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Nippleodeon
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
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