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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Analholics Anonymous
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lock Jaw
Doodle
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Licky Me
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Debasement
(IH3)
Cums in the oven
Master Baster
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Awhoraphobia
In Your Endo
3&Out
(DH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Self Service
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Cock-N-Face
Uniporn
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
phWedgie
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
My Precious
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
HeYanksPenis
Gag Em
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Sister Maria
OrangUbang
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
ID
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bushrat
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Anchor Spanker
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
F Me Daily
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Big Ten Inch
Piggy
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fire in my hOle
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Runner Girl
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
NFHN
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Chappy
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Peter Grippin
Church Lady
(FUH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
The bitch will find U
BrokeBack MountMe
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
just donna
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Egg F*cker
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Clitorhands 2
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Dakotah
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
My Holes Matter
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
4-F You
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
MOUNDS
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Double D
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Anal nicole
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
LunaChic
G I
(Rumson )
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Trashed
She Wee Wee
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Three Toes In
K9-69
(PittH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
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