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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fire in my hOle
Deadman
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Lips
(POHOH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Peter Grippin
Piggy
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
K9-69
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Chief of Queefs
CLIFF DIVER
ass-Q
(SH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
OrangUbang
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doodle
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Bushrat
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
My Precious
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
She Wee Wee
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Analholics Anonymous
Gag Em
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Fuzzbuster
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
My Holes Matter
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Self Service
Nippleodeon
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cums in the oven
Trashed
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Wishboneher
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Fart ConnOr
4-F You
3&Out
(DH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Anchor Spanker
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Choke Me Off
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hot Crotchet
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Dakotah
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
HeYanksPenis
Egg F*cker
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Cock-N-Face
MOUNDS
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Wild Cherry
just donna
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Uniporn
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
BrokeBack MountMe
Clitorhands 2
LunaChic
Runner Girl
Debasement
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Three Toes In
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
hare today cum tomorrow
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
ID
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
F Me Daily
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
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