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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
HeYanksPenis
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Just Dakotah
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
ID
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Debasement
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gag Em
OrangUbang
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
RU-469
(DCH4)
Trashed
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
BrokeBack MountMe
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Doodle
Fart ConnOr
Just jean
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
2 Finger Tuesday
Self Service
phWedgie
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Analholics Anonymous
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Fire in my hOle
ass-Q
(SH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
NFHN
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Runner Girl
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
The bitch will find U
Just Terri
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lock Jaw
Piggy
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Loose Early
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Big Ten Inch
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sister Maria
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Wishboneher
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
Three Toes In
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Wild Cherry
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
MOUNDS
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
My Precious
Anchor Spanker
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
4-F You
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lips
(POHOH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Licky Me
Nippleodeon
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
3&Out
(DH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
LunaChic
Fuzzbuster
Nacho Taco
Moon
(PGHH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Grizzly Schniz
hare today cum tomorrow
puke panther
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
In Your Endo
She Wee Wee
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Hot Crotchet
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sharin' Peter
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
F Me Daily
Cums in the oven
Chief of Queefs
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Clitorhands 2
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
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