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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Clitorhands 2
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lock Jaw
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Choke Me Off
Gag Em
Anchor Spanker
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Doodle
2 Finger Tuesday
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Uniporn
(H5)
My Precious
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Just jean
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Chappy
(H5)
MOUNDS
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Anal nicole
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Grizzly Schniz
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Beaver Muncher
phWedgie
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Fuzzbuster
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Moon
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sharin' Peter
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Big Ten Inch
Analholics Anonymous
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Trashed
Self Service
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Just Dakotah
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Peter Grippin
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Three Toes In
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chief of Queefs
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Runner Girl
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Licky Me
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
OrangUbang
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Awhoraphobia
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Phi Eta Pi
hare today cum tomorrow
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cock-N-Face
Master Baster
(IH3)
Piggy
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
NFHN
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Bushrat
Fart ConnOr
Nacho Taco
She Wee Wee
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Wishboneher
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
4-F You
Egg F*cker
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
just donna
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Stacey
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sister Maria
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
LunaChic
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
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