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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Anal nicole

H5

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Chappy

(H5)

Lips

(POHOH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

In Your Endo

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

just donna

(H5)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

LunaChic

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Nippleodeon

H5

phWedgie

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Licky Me

H5

Wishboneher

H5

Sister Maria

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

F Me Daily

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

puke panther

(H5)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Self Service

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Doodle

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

The bitch will find U

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Tickets

(Rumson)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

4-F You

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Trashed

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

LVH3
...

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Fire in my hOle

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Just jean

(H5)

Piggy

HMHHH

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

MOUNDS

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Choke Me Off

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

My Precious

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Bushrat

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

ID

(H5)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Peter Grippin

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Debasement

(IH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.