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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Anal nicole

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

G I

(Rumson )

just donna

(H5)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Three Toes In

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

RU-469

(DCH4)

4-F You

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Trashed

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Just Stacey

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Bushrat

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

ID

(H5)

Choke Me Off

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

LunaChic

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Chappy

(H5)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Deadman

(Rumson)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Double D

(BAH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

My Precious

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Self Service

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

LVH3
...

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

OrangUbang

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Grizzly Schniz

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

The bitch will find U

H5

Wishboneher

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

phWedgie

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Hot Crotchet

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Sister Maria

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Doodle

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Peter Grippin

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Master Baster

(IH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Licky Me

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)