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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
My Precious
Doodle
Awhoraphobia
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
BrokeBack MountMe
2 Finger Tuesday
MOUNDS
hare today cum tomorrow
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Hot Crotchet
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gulliver's Tranny
Fire in my hOle
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Licky Me
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Dakotah
Anchor Spanker
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Bushrat
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
The bitch will find U
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Wild Cherry
F Me Daily
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Egg F*cker
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
4-F You
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uniporn
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Piggy
Chief of Queefs
phWedgie
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peter Grippin
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Analholics Anonymous
Lips
(POHOH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
My Holes Matter
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
NFHN
(H5)
Trashed
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
just donna
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Wishboneher
Phi Eta Pi
Master Baster
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Self Service
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
ID
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Dan Marine-Ho
Nacho Taco
Grizzly Schniz
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
G I
(Rumson )
Runner Girl
Cock-N-Face
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nippleodeon
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
HeYanksPenis
Three Toes In
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gag Em
Mudman
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Sharin' Peter
Fart ConnOr
OrangUbang
Weblow Scout
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
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