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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Egg F*cker
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sharin' Peter
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Awhoraphobia
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
Bushrat
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
NFHN
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
4-F You
Master Baster
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Sister Maria
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Wild Cherry
ID
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Anal nicole
Big Ten Inch
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
puke panther
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Piggy
Choke Me Off
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Hot Crotchet
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Runner Girl
Church Lady
(FUH3)
LunaChic
Tickets
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Self Service
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
OrangUbang
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Three Toes In
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
Uncle John
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Grizzly Schniz
CLIFF DIVER
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
phWedgie
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
K9-69
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Licky Me
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Rex
(PGHH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
F Me Daily
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nacho Taco
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
My Precious
just donna
(H5)
Wishboneher
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Fire in my hOle
Lips
(POHOH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
hare today cum tomorrow
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
My Holes Matter
G I
(Rumson )
Deadman
(Rumson)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
HeYanksPenis
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cock-N-Face
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Stacey
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Trashed
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Just jean
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cums in the oven
Beaver Muncher
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Phi Eta Pi
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