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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Piggy
Wild Cherry
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
ass-Q
(SH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Stacey
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
ID
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
3&Out
(DH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Just jean
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Choke Me Off
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Phi Eta Pi
She Wee Wee
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Doodle
Runner Girl
G I
(Rumson )
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Sister Maria
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sharin' Peter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
LunaChic
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Nacho Taco
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
F Me Daily
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Trashed
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
MOUNDS
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
phWedgie
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lock Jaw
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Fire in my hOle
OrangUbang
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Egg F*cker
Purple Cooter
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Chief of Queefs
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
My Holes Matter
Nippleodeon
2 Finger Tuesday
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
HeYanksPenis
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Licky Me
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fuzzbuster
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gulliver's Tranny
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Self Service
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
The bitch will find U
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Uniporn
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Big Ten Inch
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Three Toes In
NFHN
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Clitorhands 2
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
Moon
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
4-F You
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Beaver Muncher
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Anal nicole
BrokeBack MountMe
Awhoraphobia
Just Dakotah
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
My Precious
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Cums in the oven
Hot Crotchet
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
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