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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dan Marine-Ho
Sister Maria
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Doodle
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
She Wee Wee
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Stacey
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sharin' Peter
Vestosterone
(RH3)
My Precious
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
MOUNDS
Wild Cherry
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Bushrat
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Trashed
Cums in the oven
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Gag Em
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
OrangUbang
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Licky Me
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
The bitch will find U
Anal nicole
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
CLIFF DIVER
Fire in my hOle
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
phWedgie
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
ass-Q
(SH3)
F Me Daily
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Runner Girl
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Analholics Anonymous
4-F You
ID
(H5)
Wishboneher
Lock Jaw
Phi Eta Pi
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Choke Me Off
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Peter Grippin
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Nippleodeon
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Hot Crotchet
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Self Service
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Piggy
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
LunaChic
Nacho Taco
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
In Your Endo
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
hare today cum tomorrow
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
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