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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Nacho Taco
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Double D
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
LunaChic
4-F You
Doodle
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
phWedgie
Licky Me
Purple Cooter
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
My Precious
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Trashed
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Peter Grippin
OrangUbang
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
She Wee Wee
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Choke Me Off
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
CLIFF DIVER
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Slim Jim
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Chief of Queefs
BrokeBack MountMe
Rex
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
F Me Daily
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
ass-Q
(SH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Moon
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Piggy
Big Ten Inch
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dan Marine-Ho
Fart ConnOr
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Sharin' Peter
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Nippleodeon
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Wishboneher
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Holes Matter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
ID
(H5)
Gag Em
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cock-N-Face
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Sister Maria
The bitch will find U
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Clitorhands 2
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Three Toes In
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Self Service
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Dakotah
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Runner Girl
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Anchor Spanker
Debasement
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Bushrat
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
NFHN
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
Uniporn
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
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