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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sharin' Peter
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Doodle
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Piggy
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Self Service
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
HeYanksPenis
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
just donna
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Wild Cherry
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
F Me Daily
Master Baster
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
Fire in my hOle
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
My Precious
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Hot Crotchet
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Dakotah
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Three Toes In
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
phWedgie
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gag Em
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Nippleodeon
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Sister Maria
MOUNDS
Bushrat
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
G I
(Rumson )
4-F You
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Peter Grippin
Slim Jim
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
In Your Endo
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Stacey
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
My Holes Matter
The bitch will find U
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
LunaChic
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
OrangUbang
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
3&Out
(DH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Runner Girl
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Muffalotta
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Choke Me Off
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Gulliver's Tranny
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Awhoraphobia
ID
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cums in the oven
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
CLIFF DIVER
Trashed
Cock-N-Face
Beaver Muncher
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Anal nicole
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Lock Jaw
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
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