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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lips
(POHOH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bushrat
2 Finger Tuesday
Fuzzbuster
Chief of Queefs
K9-69
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
puke panther
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
My Precious
Analholics Anonymous
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cock-N-Face
Clitorhands 2
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Stacey
BrokeBack MountMe
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
ID
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Choke Me Off
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
LunaChic
just donna
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
MOUNDS
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Hot Crotchet
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
RU-469
(DCH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
F Me Daily
Nacho Taco
Phi Eta Pi
Grizzly Schniz
Runner Girl
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sister Maria
Peter Grippin
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Dakotah
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Nippleodeon
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gag Em
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
4-F You
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sharin' Peter
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Piggy
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Big Ten Inch
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
My Holes Matter
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Double D
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Egg F*cker
Debasement
(IH3)
Licky Me
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Just jean
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Doodle
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Cums in the oven
Moon
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
OrangUbang
Three Toes In
Fart ConnOr
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Trashed
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Anchor Spanker
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
NFHN
(H5)
In Your Endo
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