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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fire in my hOle
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Anal nicole
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
RU-469
(DCH4)
She Wee Wee
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
4-F You
Mudman
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Anchor Spanker
HeYanksPenis
My Precious
MOUNDS
Pork your parents
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
ID
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cums in the oven
Fuzzbuster
NFHN
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Chief of Queefs
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Egg F*cker
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Licky Me
Trashed
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Stacey
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Dakotah
ass-Q
(SH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Wishboneher
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
OrangUbang
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
Wild Cherry
Tickets
(Rumson)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Doodle
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Awhoraphobia
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Fart ConnOr
Sharin' Peter
2 Finger Tuesday
Runner Girl
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
just donna
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gag Em
hare today cum tomorrow
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Bushrat
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Knickers Please!
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Big Ten Inch
Nacho Taco
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Lock Jaw
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gulliver's Tranny
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Self Service
Lips
(POHOH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Piggy
Double D
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sister Maria
puke panther
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
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