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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Self Service
puke panther
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Doodle
Peter Grippin
Muffalotta
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
My Holes Matter
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cums in the oven
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Clitorhands 2
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
ID
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Sharin' Peter
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
F Me Daily
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Chappy
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Fuzzbuster
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Analholics Anonymous
Awhoraphobia
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
just donna
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Grizzly Schniz
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Trashed
Sister Maria
Bushrat
Just Stacey
Weblow Scout
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Wild Cherry
Fire in my hOle
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
MOUNDS
2 Finger Tuesday
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
In Your Endo
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uniporn
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
phWedgie
Choke Me Off
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
LunaChic
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Nacho Taco
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Big Ten Inch
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Wishboneher
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hot Crotchet
Phi Eta Pi
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Three Toes In
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Piggy
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Anal nicole
My Precious
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
She Wee Wee
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
CLIFF DIVER
Male Slot
(FCH3)
4-F You
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Egg F*cker
Runner Girl
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gulliver's Tranny
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Dakotah
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
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