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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Sister Maria

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Slim Jim

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

F Me Daily

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

just donna

(H5)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

ID

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

OrangUbang

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Wishboneher

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Double D

(BAH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Licky Me

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Doodle

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Nacho Taco

OFH3

G I

(Rumson )

LVH3
...

The bitch will find U

H5

LunaChic

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

4-F You

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Bushrat

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Self Service

H5

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

My Precious

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Trashed

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Fart ConnOr

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Big Ten Inch

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Nippleodeon

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

phWedgie

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Peter Grippin

H5