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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Doodle

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Self Service

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Licky Me

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

just donna

(H5)

puke panther

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Master Baster

(IH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Chief of Queefs

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

My Precious

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Just Dakotah

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Uniporn

(H5)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

phWedgie

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

RU-469

(DCH4)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Nippleodeon

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

NFHN

(H5)

Sister Maria

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Bushrat

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

G I

(Rumson )

4-F You

H5

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Knickers Please!

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Just Stacey

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

LunaChic

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

OrangUbang

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

3&Out

(DH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

lips of steel

(PittH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Muffalotta

(H5)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

ID

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Trashed

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

LVH3
...

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)