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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Stacey
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Licky Me
Slim Jim
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Clitorhands 2
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Debasement
(IH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just jean
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
In Your Endo
Gag Em
LunaChic
Hot Crotchet
phWedgie
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Chief of Queefs
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Chappy
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
OrangUbang
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
G I
(Rumson )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Doodle
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Grizzly Schniz
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
The bitch will find U
Fart ConnOr
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Anchor Spanker
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
ID
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
just donna
(H5)
Anal nicole
Vestosterone
(RH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peter Grippin
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Trashed
Nacho Taco
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Awhoraphobia
hare today cum tomorrow
3&Out
(DH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cums in the oven
puke panther
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Wishboneher
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Big Ten Inch
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Piggy
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Sister Maria
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
My Precious
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fire in my hOle
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uniporn
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Tickets
(Rumson)
4-F You
She Wee Wee
Three Toes In
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Self Service
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Nippleodeon
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
MOUNDS
Moon
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bushrat
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Runner Girl
F Me Daily
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Double D
(BAH3)
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