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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Cums in the oven
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Trashed
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
Nippleodeon
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Choke Me Off
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Self Service
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cock-N-Face
Just Dakotah
Big Ten Inch
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
OrangUbang
In Your Endo
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sharin' Peter
ID
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Runner Girl
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Beaver Muncher
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Peter Grippin
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fart ConnOr
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Grizzly Schniz
G I
(Rumson )
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Nacho Taco
Uniporn
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Debasement
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Anchor Spanker
puke panther
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Wishboneher
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
LunaChic
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sister Maria
Doodle
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Wild Cherry
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
3&Out
(DH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lips
(POHOH3)
Fire in my hOle
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
4-F You
RU-469
(DCH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
F Me Daily
Clitorhands 2
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
The bitch will find U
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Phi Eta Pi
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just jean
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
My Precious
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Three Toes In
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Weblow Scout
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Master Baster
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
She Wee Wee
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gag Em
phWedgie
Anal nicole
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Piggy
ass-Q
(SH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
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