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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cock-N-Face
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Awhoraphobia
Big Ten Inch
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Stacey
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Piggy
Mudman
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Self Service
Chappy
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Anal nicole
Sister Maria
Uniporn
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Choke Me Off
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Hot Crotchet
Deadman
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Runner Girl
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dan Marine-Ho
G I
(Rumson )
LunaChic
hare today cum tomorrow
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Peter Grippin
Moon
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
OrangUbang
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
4-F You
3&Out
(DH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
My Precious
K9-69
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
Cums in the oven
Trashed
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
RU-469
(DCH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Doodle
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Sharin' Peter
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lock Jaw
Rex
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Analholics Anonymous
NFHN
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Gulliver's Tranny
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Wild Cherry
Double D
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Licky Me
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bushrat
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Dakotah
BrokeBack MountMe
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Anchor Spanker
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Beaver Muncher
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
In Your Endo
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gag Em
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Nacho Taco
Phi Eta Pi
ID
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
phWedgie
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
My Holes Matter
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
HeYanksPenis
Three Toes In
Grizzly Schniz
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
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