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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
4-F You
HeYanksPenis
Just Stacey
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
My Holes Matter
Rex
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
just donna
(H5)
My Precious
puke panther
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
ID
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Big Ten Inch
G I
(Rumson )
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Trashed
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Just Dakotah
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Doodle
Self Service
Grizzly Schniz
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
phWedgie
Sharin' Peter
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
CLIFF DIVER
Fart ConnOr
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Master Baster
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Nacho Taco
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
OrangUbang
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sister Maria
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Anchor Spanker
LunaChic
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Beaver Muncher
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Gag Em
Mudman
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Loose Early
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cock-N-Face
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Licky Me
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
MOUNDS
Moon
(PGHH3)
Piggy
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Bushrat
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hot Crotchet
Analholics Anonymous
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
NFHN
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Lips
(POHOH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Egg F*cker
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Fire in my hOle
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Phi Eta Pi
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
She Wee Wee
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
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