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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Peter Grippin
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Stacey
Just Dakotah
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just jean
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Tickets
(Rumson)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
She Wee Wee
puke panther
(H5)
F Me Daily
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Trashed
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Awhoraphobia
lips of steel
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Nacho Taco
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Lock Jaw
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Clitorhands 2
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Piggy
MOUNDS
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gag Em
Bushrat
Cums in the oven
Sister Maria
Wishboneher
4-F You
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Fart ConnOr
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
My Holes Matter
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
hare today cum tomorrow
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Sharin' Peter
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Chappy
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
phWedgie
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Nippleodeon
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Three Toes In
Double D
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Anchor Spanker
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Terri
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Grizzly Schniz
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Anal nicole
Muffalotta
(H5)
LunaChic
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Self Service
Doodle
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Egg F*cker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
In Your Endo
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Wild Cherry
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
My Precious
Licky Me
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hot Crotchet
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
NFHN
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Beaver Muncher
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
BrokeBack MountMe
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
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