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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Mudman
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bushrat
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
just donna
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Piggy
puke panther
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fart ConnOr
She Wee Wee
Awhoraphobia
Deadman
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Cums in the oven
Wishboneher
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
NFHN
(H5)
Doodle
BrokeBack MountMe
Chief of Queefs
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Grizzly Schniz
Beaver Muncher
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
4-F You
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lock Jaw
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Moon
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Cock-N-Face
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Trashed
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Nacho Taco
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
The bitch will find U
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Peter Grippin
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Sister Maria
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
G I
(Rumson )
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Anchor Spanker
phWedgie
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
Gag Em
Pork your parents
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Uniporn
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
CLIFF DIVER
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
HeYanksPenis
Anal nicole
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
LunaChic
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Stacey
MOUNDS
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
My Holes Matter
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Three Toes In
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Chappy
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
Master Baster
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Hot Crotchet
Self Service
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
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