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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Piggy
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
MOUNDS
My Precious
Trashed
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Doodle
Bushrat
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Beaver Muncher
Gulliver's Tranny
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
puke panther
(H5)
OrangUbang
Lips
(POHOH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Wild Cherry
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Hot Crotchet
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Anal nicole
ID
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Self Service
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Egg F*cker
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Just Stacey
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Awhoraphobia
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
4-F You
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Choke Me Off
My Holes Matter
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gag Em
Wishboneher
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Peter Grippin
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
LunaChic
F Me Daily
Sharin' Peter
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Cums in the oven
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
G I
(Rumson )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
The bitch will find U
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Clitorhands 2
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Analholics Anonymous
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Nippleodeon
Fire in my hOle
Double D
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Cock-N-Face
Just Dakotah
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
hare today cum tomorrow
Licky Me
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Fart ConnOr
Phi Eta Pi
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
Church Lady
(FUH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
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