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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Bushrat
Grizzly Schniz
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
F Me Daily
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Dakotah
My Precious
Chief of Queefs
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
NFHN
(H5)
Self Service
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Big Ten Inch
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Piggy
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Awhoraphobia
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sharin' Peter
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Cums in the oven
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BrokeBack MountMe
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Three Toes In
Gag Em
Licky Me
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
In Your Endo
Dan Marine-Ho
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Peter Grippin
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
My Holes Matter
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Runner Girl
Nippleodeon
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
OrangUbang
Wishboneher
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Anchor Spanker
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
3&Out
(DH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
LunaChic
Mudman
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Anal nicole
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Wild Cherry
HeYanksPenis
CLIFF DIVER
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cock-N-Face
Clitorhands 2
Beaver Muncher
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Debasement
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
She Wee Wee
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
phWedgie
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
4-F You
Egg F*cker
Chappy
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Choke Me Off
ID
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lock Jaw
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
The bitch will find U
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Fuzzbuster
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Doodle
Just Stacey
2 Finger Tuesday
Nacho Taco
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Double D
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
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