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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

LunaChic

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Deadman

(Rumson)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

NFHN

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

just donna

(H5)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Anal nicole

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

ID

(H5)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Sister Maria

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Bushrat

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

4-F You

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Wishboneher

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

My Precious

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

She Wee Wee

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Uniporn

(H5)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

G I

(Rumson )

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Trashed

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

HeYanksPenis

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Tickets

(Rumson)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Licky Me

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Fire in my hOle

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Doodle

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Self Service

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Lips

(POHOH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

phWedgie

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Cock-N-Face

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

LVH3
...

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Slim Jim

(H5)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Peter Grippin

H5