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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Fire in my hOle

H5

LVH3
...

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Lock Jaw

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Master Baster

(IH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Cums in the oven

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Wishboneher

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Lips

(POHOH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

F Me Daily

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Self Service

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

Licky Me

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Bushrat

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Just Dakotah

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Peter Grippin

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Muffalotta

(H5)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Trashed

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

The bitch will find U

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Pork your parents

(H5)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Piggy

HMHHH

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Sister Maria

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Double D

(BAH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

OrangUbang

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Doodle

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

phWedgie

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

LunaChic

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

just donna

(H5)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

ID

(H5)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

My Precious

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

MOUNDS

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Moon

(PGHH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

4-F You

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Three Toes In

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)