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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
OrangUbang
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Self Service
Double D
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hot Crotchet
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Chappy
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
BrokeBack MountMe
Doodle
puke panther
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Beaver Muncher
HeYanksPenis
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fire in my hOle
Trashed
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Fuzzbuster
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
My Holes Matter
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
RU-469
(DCH4)
phWedgie
Awhoraphobia
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
Gulliver's Tranny
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
CLIFF DIVER
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Stacey
Lips
(POHOH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Sister Maria
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Wild Cherry
Knickers Please!
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Peter Grippin
Fart ConnOr
Muffalotta
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Anchor Spanker
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Deadman
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Bushrat
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Grizzly Schniz
Chief of Queefs
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Licky Me
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
Anal nicole
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just Dakotah
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
MOUNDS
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Phi Eta Pi
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
4-F You
hare today cum tomorrow
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Nippleodeon
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Wishboneher
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Piggy
ID
(H5)
LunaChic
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lock Jaw
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cums in the oven
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gag Em
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Big Ten Inch
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Nacho Taco
My Precious
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
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