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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
My Holes Matter
Muffalotta
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lock Jaw
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
My Precious
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Beaver Muncher
Anal nicole
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Peter Grippin
Uniporn
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Master Baster
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Licky Me
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Three Toes In
Piggy
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
The bitch will find U
phWedgie
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Fart ConnOr
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Egg F*cker
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
NFHN
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just jean
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gag Em
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
4-F You
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dan Marine-Ho
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sister Maria
ID
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
G I
(Rumson )
CLIFF DIVER
Clitorhands 2
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
She Wee Wee
Chief of Queefs
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Nippleodeon
Just Stacey
Nacho Taco
In Your Endo
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HeYanksPenis
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Slim Jim
(H5)
Runner Girl
Phi Eta Pi
puke panther
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sharin' Peter
Rex
(PGHH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Self Service
Just Dakotah
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Wild Cherry
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Trashed
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
BrokeBack MountMe
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Bushrat
MOUNDS
Double D
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Doodle
Wishboneher
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
K9-69
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
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