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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
4-F You
Big Ten Inch
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
MOUNDS
Phi Eta Pi
Three Toes In
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Nacho Taco
Doodle
puke panther
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Master Baster
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Choke Me Off
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
ID
(H5)
Just Dakotah
HeYanksPenis
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Hot Crotchet
LunaChic
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Runner Girl
She Wee Wee
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sister Maria
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Anal nicole
3&Out
(DH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Self Service
Anchor Spanker
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Licky Me
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
My Precious
Piggy
Trashed
Analholics Anonymous
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Clitorhands 2
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
NFHN
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
Gulliver's Tranny
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
just donna
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Cock-N-Face
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
G I
(Rumson )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Egg F*cker
Sharin' Peter
Uniporn
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Wishboneher
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lock Jaw
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gag Em
Chief of Queefs
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Nippleodeon
Beaver Muncher
My Holes Matter
OrangUbang
Peter Grippin
The bitch will find U
Tickets
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
Fuzzbuster
BrokeBack MountMe
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Just Stacey
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Wild Cherry
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
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