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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Chappy
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
HeYanksPenis
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Piggy
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
F Me Daily
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Fart ConnOr
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
OrangUbang
MOUNDS
Choke Me Off
4-F You
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Egg F*cker
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Wild Cherry
Slim Jim
(H5)
My Precious
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
LunaChic
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
phWedgie
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
BrokeBack MountMe
puke panther
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Deadman
(Rumson)
Three Toes In
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Trashed
My Holes Matter
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Analholics Anonymous
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
3&Out
(DH3)
Sharin' Peter
Hot Crotchet
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Licky Me
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Anal nicole
Tickets
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Self Service
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Clitorhands 2
Lock Jaw
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
hare today cum tomorrow
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Sister Maria
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Bushrat
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
The bitch will find U
Runner Girl
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Nippleodeon
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
In Your Endo
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chief of Queefs
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Beaver Muncher
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Cums in the oven
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Doodle
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Peter Grippin
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Phi Eta Pi
ass-Q
(SH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Awhoraphobia
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dan Marine-Ho
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gag Em
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
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