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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cock-N-Face
MOUNDS
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Analholics Anonymous
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Runner Girl
Chappy
(H5)
Lock Jaw
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
F Me Daily
Clitorhands 2
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Tickets
(Rumson)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Cums in the oven
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Anal nicole
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Doodle
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
2 Finger Tuesday
just donna
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
ID
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
HeYanksPenis
My Precious
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Piggy
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Just Dakotah
Hot Crotchet
Chief of Queefs
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Nippleodeon
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Fart ConnOr
OrangUbang
Just jean
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Stacey
Anchor Spanker
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Sister Maria
phWedgie
Sharin' Peter
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
My Holes Matter
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
Three Toes In
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Trashed
Nacho Taco
Self Service
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
LunaChic
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Fuzzbuster
Fire in my hOle
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Peter Grippin
Debasement
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
In Your Endo
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Gag Em
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Wishboneher
Grizzly Schniz
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
The bitch will find U
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Bushrat
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Awhoraphobia
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Wild Cherry
Rex
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Big Ten Inch
4-F You
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
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