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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Wild Cherry
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
G I
(Rumson )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Lips
(POHOH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
In Your Endo
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Trashed
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cums in the oven
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Nippleodeon
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
My Holes Matter
Anchor Spanker
Grizzly Schniz
Lock Jaw
The bitch will find U
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Bushrat
Nacho Taco
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gag Em
OrangUbang
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Self Service
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
NFHN
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Just Stacey
Vestosterone
(RH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
4-F You
Master Baster
(IH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
F Me Daily
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Awhoraphobia
CLIFF DIVER
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Cock-N-Face
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
Piggy
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Big Ten Inch
hare today cum tomorrow
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fart ConnOr
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Beaver Muncher
My Precious
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sharin' Peter
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
HeYanksPenis
ID
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Doodle
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Runner Girl
MOUNDS
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
LunaChic
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Clitorhands 2
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just jean
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Uniporn
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Egg F*cker
2 Finger Tuesday
Lick stick
(Clh3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Fuzzbuster
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
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