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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tickets
(Rumson)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Sharin' Peter
HeYanksPenis
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Clitorhands 2
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
Fuzzbuster
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Three Toes In
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Debasement
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
2 Finger Tuesday
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dan Marine-Ho
Wild Cherry
Slim Jim
(H5)
My Precious
Beaver Muncher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
F Me Daily
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Double D
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
Muffalotta
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Uniporn
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Nacho Taco
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just jean
(H5)
Egg F*cker
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Fire in my hOle
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
MOUNDS
Peter Grippin
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Sister Maria
Cock-N-Face
Choke Me Off
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Trashed
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Self Service
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cums in the oven
NFHN
(H5)
Anal nicole
hare today cum tomorrow
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Piggy
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
K9-69
(PittH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Awhoraphobia
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
just donna
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
My Holes Matter
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Doodle
BrokeBack MountMe
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
LunaChic
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
4-F You
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Runner Girl
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Gag Em
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Big Ten Inch
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Fart ConnOr
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
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