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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Uniporn
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
She Wee Wee
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Awhoraphobia
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
My Precious
RU-469
(DCH4)
Bushrat
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Sister Maria
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Trashed
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
MOUNDS
Anal nicole
ID
(H5)
Just Stacey
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Self Service
Hot Crotchet
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Piggy
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
4-F You
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Wishboneher
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sharin' Peter
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choke Me Off
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gag Em
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
My Holes Matter
phWedgie
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Chappy
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
The bitch will find U
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Grizzly Schniz
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Nippleodeon
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
just donna
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Licky Me
K9-69
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
Rex
(PGHH3)
OrangUbang
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Fuzzbuster
Beaver Muncher
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fire in my hOle
Runner Girl
Gulliver's Tranny
Dan Marine-Ho
Analholics Anonymous
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
2 Finger Tuesday
puke panther
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
HeYanksPenis
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
LunaChic
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Double D
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Phi Eta Pi
Big Ten Inch
Cock-N-Face
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Doodle
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Wild Cherry
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
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