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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Vestosterone
(RH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Stacey
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Dakotah
Wishboneher
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Mudman
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Runner Girl
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
RU-469
(DCH4)
She Wee Wee
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Nacho Taco
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Big Ten Inch
just donna
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
My Precious
Beaver Muncher
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Awhoraphobia
Loose Early
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
LunaChic
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Egg F*cker
My Holes Matter
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Self Service
Just jean
(H5)
Bushrat
Debasement
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
In Your Endo
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
puke panther
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
MOUNDS
Nippleodeon
Peter Grippin
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sister Maria
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Piggy
K9-69
(PittH3)
Fart ConnOr
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Chappy
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hot Crotchet
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
The bitch will find U
Choke Me Off
ID
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Three Toes In
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Licky Me
Double D
(BAH3)
Trashed
G I
(Rumson )
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cock-N-Face
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Anal nicole
phWedgie
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Anchor Spanker
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
4-F You
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gag Em
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Clitorhands 2
Deadman
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
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