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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sister Maria
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Hot Crotchet
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
Uniporn
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
CLIFF DIVER
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The bitch will find U
Piggy
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Doodle
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Choke Me Off
4-F You
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
phWedgie
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Deadman
(Rumson)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cums in the oven
Self Service
Wild Cherry
3&Out
(DH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
My Holes Matter
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Runner Girl
just donna
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
G I
(Rumson )
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Licky Me
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
My Precious
Big Ten Inch
Wishboneher
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Chief of Queefs
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Trashed
Clitorhands 2
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Anchor Spanker
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
HeYanksPenis
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gag Em
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Fuzzbuster
Anal nicole
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Egg F*cker
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bushrat
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lock Jaw
hare today cum tomorrow
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Sharin' Peter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
In Your Endo
ID
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Phi Eta Pi
MOUNDS
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