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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
The bitch will find U
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
Clitorhands 2
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
MOUNDS
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Doodle
Big Ten Inch
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Slim Jim
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gag Em
Just jean
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
LunaChic
Sharin' Peter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Beaver Muncher
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Awhoraphobia
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
NFHN
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Anal nicole
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Self Service
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
My Precious
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Stacey
Master Baster
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Three Toes In
Tickets
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
phWedgie
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Fire in my hOle
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Pork your parents
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Choke Me Off
Fuzzbuster
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
ID
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cock-N-Face
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
In Your Endo
Hot Crotchet
Peter Grippin
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lock Jaw
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Nacho Taco
Lips
(POHOH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
4-F You
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sister Maria
3&Out
(DH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Runner Girl
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Licky Me
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
puke panther
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
She Wee Wee
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Rex
(PGHH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Piggy
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
OrangUbang
ass-Q
(SH3)
Bushrat
just donna
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Grizzly Schniz
Fart ConnOr
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
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