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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pork your parents
(H5)
Licky Me
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Sister Maria
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lips
(POHOH3)
In Your Endo
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Self Service
Nacho Taco
Runner Girl
Bushrat
Hot Crotchet
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Wishboneher
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
My Precious
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
just donna
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Wild Cherry
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Clitorhands 2
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Three Toes In
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
NFHN
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Beaver Muncher
She Wee Wee
Trashed
Debasement
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Anal nicole
Deadman
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gag Em
My Holes Matter
Tickets
(Rumson)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
phWedgie
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cock-N-Face
Awhoraphobia
Fuzzbuster
The bitch will find U
4-F You
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
RU-469
(DCH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Piggy
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
F Me Daily
Double D
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Nippleodeon
Gulliver's Tranny
Slim Jim
(H5)
Doodle
2 Finger Tuesday
Rex
(PGHH3)
Choke Me Off
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Just Dakotah
Lock Jaw
G I
(Rumson )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
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