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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
4-F You
Uniporn
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
My Precious
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Wishboneher
Runner Girl
Three Toes In
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Stacey
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Sister Maria
Cock-N-Face
Fuzzbuster
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
OrangUbang
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
phWedgie
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Doodle
ass-Q
(SH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Licky Me
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Bushrat
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
In Your Endo
Nippleodeon
Grizzly Schniz
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Fire in my hOle
Chappy
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
just donna
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BrokeBack MountMe
BANG 4 UR BUCK
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Piggy
Debasement
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
K9-69
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Nacho Taco
Analholics Anonymous
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Anal nicole
My Holes Matter
2 Finger Tuesday
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
3&Out
(DH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Awhoraphobia
Anchor Spanker
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Moon
(PGHH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Choke Me Off
F Me Daily
Gag Em
Pork your parents
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Hot Crotchet
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Wild Cherry
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Self Service
HeYanksPenis
The bitch will find U
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Trashed
Lock Jaw
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Dakotah
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
Slim Jim
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Fart ConnOr
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Clitorhands 2
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Chief of Queefs
Phi Eta Pi
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
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