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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Muffalotta
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Clitorhands 2
lips of steel
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Just jean
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Trashed
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Phi Eta Pi
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Sister Maria
CLIFF DIVER
Slim Jim
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Wishboneher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cums in the oven
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Chappy
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
4-F You
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Chief of Queefs
Rex
(PGHH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Awhoraphobia
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Anal nicole
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gulliver's Tranny
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
In Your Endo
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Big Ten Inch
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Choke Me Off
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The bitch will find U
Double D
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
F Me Daily
LunaChic
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
phWedgie
Fart ConnOr
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Doodle
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Egg F*cker
Gag Em
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Piggy
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Stacey
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
BrokeBack MountMe
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
ID
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
G I
(Rumson )
2 Finger Tuesday
RU-469
(DCH4)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Self Service
K9-69
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Wild Cherry
just donna
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cock-N-Face
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Runner Girl
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
HeYanksPenis
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
My Precious
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sharin' Peter
Grizzly Schniz
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just Dakotah
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Licky Me
My Holes Matter
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Fire in my hOle
Debasement
(IH3)
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