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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cums in the oven
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
My Precious
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
She Wee Wee
4-F You
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Clitorhands 2
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Debasement
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Bushrat
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
Piggy
Beaver Muncher
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Nippleodeon
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Big Ten Inch
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Fart ConnOr
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Awhoraphobia
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sister Maria
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
MOUNDS
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
hare today cum tomorrow
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Self Service
HeYanksPenis
just donna
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Just Dakotah
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Grizzly Schniz
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
2 Finger Tuesday
Dan Marine-Ho
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cock-N-Face
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Anal nicole
Fire in my hOle
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Runner Girl
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gag Em
ass-Q
(SH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Wishboneher
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slim Jim
(H5)
Trashed
Three Toes In
Gulliver's Tranny
BrokeBack MountMe
Licky Me
ID
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Vestosterone
(RH3)
My Holes Matter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Chief of Queefs
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Wild Cherry
Nacho Taco
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just jean
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Stacey
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Peter Grippin
Phi Eta Pi
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Doodle
Purple Cooter
(H5)
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