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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Doodle
Just Stacey
Self Service
Egg F*cker
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Just jean
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Fuzzbuster
My Precious
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
c-scaper
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Wishboneher
Gulliver's Tranny
In Your Endo
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
puke panther
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Three Toes In
Double D
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
BrokeBack MountMe
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
The bitch will find U
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
ID
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
just donna
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gag Em
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Choke Me Off
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Beaver Muncher
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Clitorhands 2
Big Ten Inch
Just Terri
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Fart ConnOr
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
HeYanksPenis
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
LunaChic
Bushrat
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Licky Me
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sister Maria
OrangUbang
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sharin' Peter
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Anal nicole
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Awhoraphobia
4-F You
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
NFHN
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Anchor Spanker
3&Out
(DH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Piggy
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chief of Queefs
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
G I
(Rumson )
K9-69
(PittH3)
Wild Cherry
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
phWedgie
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
F Me Daily
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Runner Girl
She Wee Wee
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Nacho Taco
Hot Crotchet
Pork your parents
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Fire in my hOle
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Trashed
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