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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
Choke Me Off
phWedgie
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Bushrat
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Beaver Muncher
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Fire in my hOle
NFHN
(H5)
Piggy
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
The bitch will find U
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Double D
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Analholics Anonymous
Egg F*cker
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Sharin' Peter
Cock-N-Face
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
My Holes Matter
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gag Em
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Runner Girl
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Phi Eta Pi
Chief of Queefs
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
OrangUbang
In Your Endo
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Dakotah
Dan Marine-Ho
Wishboneher
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fart ConnOr
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Stacey
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Wild Cherry
Nacho Taco
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Peter Grippin
Licky Me
just donna
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Doodle
4-F You
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Debasement
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Big Ten Inch
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Cums in the oven
6cooter
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Self Service
F Me Daily
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Anchor Spanker
Hot Crotchet
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
My Precious
K9-69
(PittH3)
Sister Maria
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
3&Out
(DH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Uniporn
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Awhoraphobia
Trashed
HeYanksPenis
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Grizzly Schniz
lips of steel
(PittH3)
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