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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Sharin' Peter
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sister Maria
Debasement
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Wild Cherry
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Grizzly Schniz
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gag Em
Piggy
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
OrangUbang
Fuzzbuster
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Clitorhands 2
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Phi Eta Pi
Lips
(POHOH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Big Ten Inch
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Bushrat
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
My Holes Matter
CLIFF DIVER
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Choke Me Off
She Wee Wee
Rex
(PGHH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Dakotah
Three Toes In
Double D
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
In Your Endo
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Wishboneher
Self Service
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Awhoraphobia
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
2 Finger Tuesday
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
G I
(Rumson )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
My Precious
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Fire in my hOle
Pork your parents
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Stacey
F Me Daily
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Nippleodeon
ID
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Peter Grippin
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Doodle
Cums in the oven
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Runner Girl
Fart ConnOr
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Egg F*cker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
MOUNDS
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Trashed
Chappy
(H5)
Lock Jaw
just donna
(H5)
Anal nicole
Lick stick
(Clh3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Beaver Muncher
4-F You
The bitch will find U
Moon
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
LunaChic
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
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