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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
MOUNDS
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Licky Me
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Runner Girl
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chief of Queefs
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hot Crotchet
My Precious
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Analholics Anonymous
Choke Me Off
ass-Q
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gulliver's Tranny
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Egg F*cker
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
My Holes Matter
Bushrat
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Awhoraphobia
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cock-N-Face
Anal nicole
Peter Grippin
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
phWedgie
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Nacho Taco
Purple Cooter
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
hare today cum tomorrow
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Big Ten Inch
Butt Floss
(IH3)
4-F You
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Doodle
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fuzzbuster
Self Service
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Fire in my hOle
Gag Em
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Mudman
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just jean
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Deadman
(Rumson)
LunaChic
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Three Toes In
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
ID
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Piggy
Beaver Muncher
Moon
(PGHH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Nippleodeon
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lock Jaw
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
CLIFF DIVER
Wild Cherry
Trashed
K9-69
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Anchor Spanker
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sister Maria
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
OrangUbang
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
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