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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
just donna
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Sister Maria
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Peter Grippin
Lock Jaw
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Runner Girl
Cock-N-Face
Debasement
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Self Service
Master Baster
(IH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Bushrat
Hot Crotchet
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Nippleodeon
Fart ConnOr
OrangUbang
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Anchor Spanker
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Anal nicole
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sharin' Peter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Gag Em
Egg F*cker
Just Dakotah
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Uniporn
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
4-F You
Nacho Taco
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Phi Eta Pi
Fire in my hOle
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Licky Me
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
CLIFF DIVER
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Three Toes In
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Rex
(PGHH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Mudman
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Trashed
Doodle
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
NFHN
(H5)
In Your Endo
MOUNDS
Beaver Muncher
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just jean
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cums in the oven
Muffalotta
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Clitorhands 2
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Stacey
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Choke Me Off
F Me Daily
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Deadman
(Rumson)
LunaChic
Piggy
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
My Precious
My Holes Matter
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
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