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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Wild Cherry
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Fire in my hOle
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Beaver Muncher
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Just Dakotah
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Cums in the oven
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Egg F*cker
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
CLIFF DIVER
My Precious
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Three Toes In
Pork your parents
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Debasement
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Grizzly Schniz
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Doodle
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Sharin' Peter
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Fuzzbuster
Wishboneher
Just Stacey
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
BrokeBack MountMe
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Clitorhands 2
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Self Service
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Peter Grippin
The bitch will find U
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Chief of Queefs
Mudman
(FCH3)
Trashed
G I
(Rumson )
Sister Maria
Runner Girl
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Piggy
Just jean
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lock Jaw
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Bushrat
Licky Me
Anal nicole
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gag Em
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
In Your Endo
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
ass-Q
(SH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
ID
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Analholics Anonymous
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
phWedgie
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Choke Me Off
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
LunaChic
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Nacho Taco
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
My Holes Matter
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
OrangUbang
F Me Daily
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Fart ConnOr
4-F You
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
HeYanksPenis
Chappy
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
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