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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Anchor Spanker
Choke Me Off
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Master Baster
(IH3)
My Precious
Just Stacey
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Beaver Muncher
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Lips
(POHOH3)
Licky Me
Dan Marine-Ho
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Fart ConnOr
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Doodle
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
CLIFF DIVER
Awhoraphobia
My Holes Matter
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
MOUNDS
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bushrat
c-scaper
(PittH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
4-F You
OrangUbang
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
She Wee Wee
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Wild Cherry
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Mudman
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
LunaChic
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
just donna
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
K9-69
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Runner Girl
Chief of Queefs
F Me Daily
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Nippleodeon
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
BrokeBack MountMe
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Double D
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gag Em
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
In Your Endo
Egg F*cker
Grizzly Schniz
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
phWedgie
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
The bitch will find U
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Sister Maria
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Just Dakotah
2 Finger Tuesday
Clitorhands 2
Fire in my hOle
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Self Service
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Anal nicole
NFHN
(H5)
Three Toes In
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Piggy
HeYanksPenis
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