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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tickets
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Rex
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Licky Me
just donna
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Peter Grippin
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
G I
(Rumson )
The bitch will find U
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gag Em
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Clitorhands 2
ID
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Big Ten Inch
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Uncle John
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Piggy
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lock Jaw
Just Stacey
Trashed
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Three Toes In
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Wishboneher
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Self Service
Fuzzbuster
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bushrat
MOUNDS
NFHN
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Chappy
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Nacho Taco
Fart ConnOr
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Sister Maria
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
Doodle
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sharin' Peter
Chief of Queefs
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Choke Me Off
Double D
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
My Precious
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just jean
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
4-F You
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Debasement
(IH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
My Holes Matter
Mudman
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
She Wee Wee
Cock-N-Face
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
phWedgie
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
LunaChic
In Your Endo
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
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