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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Just Stacey
Bushrat
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Just jean
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
hare today cum tomorrow
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Trashed
F Me Daily
phWedgie
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
puke panther
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Fuzzbuster
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Uniporn
(H5)
4-F You
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hot Crotchet
ID
(H5)
Runner Girl
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Nippleodeon
Doodle
Nacho Taco
Wild Cherry
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
LunaChic
Three Toes In
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Analholics Anonymous
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Beaver Muncher
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
My Precious
Self Service
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Big Ten Inch
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Church Lady
(FUH3)
just donna
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
Debasement
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Piggy
Rex
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Egg F*cker
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
She Wee Wee
Cums in the oven
HeYanksPenis
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Fart ConnOr
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Anchor Spanker
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cock-N-Face
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Awhoraphobia
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Fire in my hOle
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lick stick
(Clh3)
NFHN
(H5)
Wishboneher
Sharin' Peter
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Licky Me
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Muffalotta
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Clitorhands 2
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Dakotah
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Chief of Queefs
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Sister Maria
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
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