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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sharin' Peter
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Choke Me Off
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
phWedgie
HeYanksPenis
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Egg F*cker
Lock Jaw
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Analholics Anonymous
NFHN
(H5)
Wishboneher
Big Ten Inch
Piggy
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
F Me Daily
Runner Girl
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Trashed
BrokeBack MountMe
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Cock-N-Face
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
MOUNDS
Licky Me
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Nippleodeon
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Awhoraphobia
Three Toes In
c-scaper
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Uniporn
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cums in the oven
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hot Crotchet
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wild Cherry
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
OrangUbang
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
LunaChic
Pork your parents
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
4-F You
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Bushrat
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
In Your Endo
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Doodle
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Fire in my hOle
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Nacho Taco
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
2 Finger Tuesday
Anal nicole
Self Service
just donna
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
My Precious
G I
(Rumson )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Double D
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
My Holes Matter
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
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