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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Just Dakotah
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cums in the oven
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sharin' Peter
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uniporn
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
G I
(Rumson )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
In Your Endo
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Muffalotta
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Fart ConnOr
LunaChic
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Gag Em
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
puke panther
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
My Precious
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
ID
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Fuzzbuster
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
HeYanksPenis
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Uncle John
(FCH3)
phWedgie
just donna
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Gulliver's Tranny
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
4-F You
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
My Holes Matter
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Wild Cherry
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Clitorhands 2
MOUNDS
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
The bitch will find U
OrangUbang
Egg F*cker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Self Service
Analholics Anonymous
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Stacey
c-scaper
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Piggy
Anchor Spanker
Choke Me Off
NFHN
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Big Ten Inch
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Peter Grippin
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
BrokeBack MountMe
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
3&Out
(DH3)
Nippleodeon
Doodle
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Bushrat
Slim Jim
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
K9-69
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Lock Jaw
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
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