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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Uncle John
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Nippleodeon
Muffalotta
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Uniporn
(H5)
Anal nicole
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Choke Me Off
Fart ConnOr
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Terri
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Cums in the oven
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Double D
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Licky Me
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Just Dakotah
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
In Your Endo
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
puke panther
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sharin' Peter
Sister Maria
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lock Jaw
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
3&Out
(DH3)
Fire in my hOle
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Anchor Spanker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gag Em
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Doodle
ID
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
CLIFF DIVER
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
LunaChic
Beaver Muncher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
OrangUbang
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Stacey
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
4-F You
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cock-N-Face
Grizzly Schniz
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Clitorhands 2
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Self Service
Nacho Taco
hare today cum tomorrow
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Piggy
2 Finger Tuesday
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Chappy
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
My Precious
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
phWedgie
Just jean
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pork your parents
(H5)
MOUNDS
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
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