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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

My Precious

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Chappy

(H5)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Fuzzbuster

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

ID

(H5)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Just Stacey

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

4-F You

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Muffalotta

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Just Terri

(BAH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Self Service

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

just donna

(H5)

Bushrat

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Choke Me Off

H5

LVH3
...

Sister Maria

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Wild Cherry

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Pork your parents

(H5)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Trashed

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

puke panther

(H5)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Double D

(BAH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

LunaChic

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

NFHN

(H5)

Mudman

(FCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Piggy

HMHHH

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Peter Grippin

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

The bitch will find U

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Doodle

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Wishboneher

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Lock Jaw

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

phWedgie

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Rex

(PGHH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Licky Me

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

F Me Daily

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5