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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Piggy
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Choke Me Off
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Wishboneher
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cums in the oven
Sister Maria
Runner Girl
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Self Service
Mudman
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
phWedgie
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Stacey
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Fart ConnOr
Licky Me
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Fuzzbuster
G I
(Rumson )
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
just donna
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Anchor Spanker
Hot Crotchet
LunaChic
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
She Wee Wee
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Nippleodeon
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Dakotah
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Trashed
Double D
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lock Jaw
K9-69
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
BrokeBack MountMe
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
F Me Daily
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Bushrat
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Debasement
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
My Precious
4-F You
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sharin' Peter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Peter Grippin
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Uniporn
(H5)
MOUNDS
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
CLIFF DIVER
HeYanksPenis
hare today cum tomorrow
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Pork your parents
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Doodle
Fire in my hOle
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gag Em
Loose Early
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
OrangUbang
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Wild Cherry
Lips
(POHOH3)
In Your Endo
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Nacho Taco
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Beaver Muncher
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