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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Piggy
Fuzzbuster
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
Gag Em
Butt Floss
(IH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Sharin' Peter
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
My Holes Matter
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Uniporn
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cums in the oven
Bushrat
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cock-N-Face
Dan Marine-Ho
G I
(Rumson )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Anchor Spanker
ass-Q
(SH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
CLIFF DIVER
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Analholics Anonymous
Moon
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Anal nicole
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Egg F*cker
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Wild Cherry
Hot Crotchet
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Self Service
Lock Jaw
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
ID
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Big Ten Inch
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sister Maria
Wishboneher
phWedgie
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lips
(POHOH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
OrangUbang
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Stacey
Peter Grippin
Nacho Taco
LunaChic
F Me Daily
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Doodle
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
4-F You
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Beaver Muncher
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Trashed
NFHN
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just Dakotah
HeYanksPenis
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Awhoraphobia
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
MOUNDS
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Licky Me
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Fart ConnOr
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
My Precious
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
Three Toes In
Chief of Queefs
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
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