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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Trashed
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Peter Grippin
Sister Maria
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Stacey
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
My Precious
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Cums in the oven
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
MOUNDS
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lock Jaw
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Big Ten Inch
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
HeYanksPenis
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
hare today cum tomorrow
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Uniporn
(H5)
Bushrat
Clitorhands 2
In Your Endo
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
CLIFF DIVER
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Runner Girl
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Analholics Anonymous
Lick stick
(Clh3)
4-F You
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
LunaChic
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Beaver Muncher
G I
(Rumson )
Chief of Queefs
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
The bitch will find U
RU-469
(DCH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
ID
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Anchor Spanker
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
just donna
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
c-scaper
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
Wild Cherry
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nacho Taco
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Piggy
Cock-N-Face
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Gag Em
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Egg F*cker
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Fuzzbuster
Rex
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choke Me Off
Wishboneher
F Me Daily
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Slim Jim
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Three Toes In
Fire in my hOle
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
puke panther
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Uncle John
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
3&Out
(DH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Doodle
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Tickets
(Rumson)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
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