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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Self Service
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Awhoraphobia
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Runner Girl
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just Dakotah
MOUNDS
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag Em
Choke Me Off
Debasement
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Holes Matter
4-F You
HeYanksPenis
Sister Maria
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Nippleodeon
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Stacey
NFHN
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Sharin' Peter
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Licky Me
Slim Jim
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
OrangUbang
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Peter Grippin
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Fire in my hOle
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Just Chris
(OFH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
LunaChic
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
My Precious
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
phWedgie
In Your Endo
CLIFF DIVER
Trashed
BrokeBack MountMe
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Cums in the oven
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lock Jaw
Gulliver's Tranny
Anchor Spanker
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chappy
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Cock-N-Face
Tickets
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
She Wee Wee
Piggy
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
hare today cum tomorrow
just donna
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fuzzbuster
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Clitorhands 2
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
Master Baster
(IH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Phi Eta Pi
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Hot Crotchet
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dan Marine-Ho
Anal nicole
G I
(Rumson )
Wild Cherry
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Doodle
Wishboneher
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
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