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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
just donna
(H5)
OrangUbang
Master Baster
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
The bitch will find U
Gulliver's Tranny
BrokeBack MountMe
Wishboneher
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Bushrat
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lock Jaw
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Self Service
Trashed
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Chappy
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Hot Crotchet
Runner Girl
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Tickets
(Rumson)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Slim Jim
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Peter Grippin
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Sister Maria
4-F You
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Doodle
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Piggy
Cock-N-Face
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Big Ten Inch
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
In Your Endo
Sharin' Peter
Phi Eta Pi
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Fuzzbuster
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Nacho Taco
My Holes Matter
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Wild Cherry
She Wee Wee
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
LunaChic
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just jean
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Licky Me
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
F Me Daily
Debasement
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
K9-69
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fire in my hOle
2 Finger Tuesday
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
MOUNDS
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Anchor Spanker
Just Stacey
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
HeYanksPenis
Grizzly Schniz
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Analholics Anonymous
Nippleodeon
Gag Em
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Choke Me Off
phWedgie
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
3&Out
(DH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
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