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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Anal nicole
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
The bitch will find U
Muffalotta
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
LunaChic
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Trashed
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Runner Girl
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Hot Crotchet
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Beaver Muncher
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Stacey
Master Baster
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Big Ten Inch
Debasement
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Wishboneher
My Precious
Phi Eta Pi
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fire in my hOle
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Chappy
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Three Toes In
Church Lady
(FUH3)
G I
(Rumson )
HeYanksPenis
Lips
(POHOH3)
Cock-N-Face
CLIFF DIVER
ID
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lock Jaw
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
just donna
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Chief of Queefs
My Holes Matter
ass-Q
(SH3)
Sharin' Peter
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pork your parents
(H5)
In Your Endo
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Gag Em
MOUNDS
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Just Dakotah
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Double D
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
3&Out
(DH3)
Nippleodeon
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Grizzly Schniz
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Anchor Spanker
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Piggy
Fart ConnOr
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
4-F You
Analholics Anonymous
Butt Floss
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Awhoraphobia
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Sister Maria
Gulliver's Tranny
She Wee Wee
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lick stick
(Clh3)
puke panther
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Self Service
Bushrat
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
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