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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Trashed
Egg F*cker
My Precious
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Licky Me
RU-469
(DCH4)
LunaChic
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Gag Em
Fart ConnOr
Rex
(PGHH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Anchor Spanker
Chief of Queefs
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cums in the oven
4-F You
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
hare today cum tomorrow
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Wishboneher
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Loose Early
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Doodle
Uniporn
(H5)
F Me Daily
Tickets
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Dakotah
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
just donna
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Pork your parents
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Stacey
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lock Jaw
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Fire in my hOle
Clitorhands 2
MOUNDS
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
HeYanksPenis
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Three Toes In
Phi Eta Pi
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Piggy
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Nippleodeon
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Beaver Muncher
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Sister Maria
Grizzly Schniz
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Bushrat
G I
(Rumson )
NFHN
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Chappy
(H5)
Self Service
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Awhoraphobia
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
CLIFF DIVER
BrokeBack MountMe
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Peter Grippin
Runner Girl
ID
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
OrangUbang
Anal nicole
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
She Wee Wee
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Hot Crotchet
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
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