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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Peter Grippin
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sharin' Peter
Piggy
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Cums in the oven
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Runner Girl
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Hot Crotchet
Beaver Muncher
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
2 Finger Tuesday
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lock Jaw
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
F Me Daily
Wild Cherry
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fire in my hOle
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Wishboneher
Double D
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
My Holes Matter
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
HeYanksPenis
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Awhoraphobia
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Anal nicole
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
BrokeBack MountMe
K9-69
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
MOUNDS
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
My Precious
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Purple Cooter
(H5)
OrangUbang
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Dakotah
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Stacey
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Nacho Taco
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
phWedgie
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
LunaChic
Clitorhands 2
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
ID
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dan Marine-Ho
Grizzly Schniz
Self Service
Gag Em
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Trashed
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Licky Me
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Bushrat
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Analholics Anonymous
Nippleodeon
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cock-N-Face
In Your Endo
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Phi Eta Pi
Mudman
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
4-F You
G I
(Rumson )
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Doodle
Three Toes In
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
She Wee Wee
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
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