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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Deadman
(Rumson)
just donna
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
ID
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Choke Me Off
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
hare today cum tomorrow
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
Hot Crotchet
CLIFF DIVER
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
In Your Endo
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Doodle
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
3&Out
(DH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Piggy
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Self Service
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Nippleodeon
Fire in my hOle
Pork your parents
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
LunaChic
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sister Maria
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
Master Baster
(IH3)
OrangUbang
Fart ConnOr
Trashed
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
She Wee Wee
Clitorhands 2
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Licky Me
ass-Q
(SH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
HeYanksPenis
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Slim Jim
(H5)
4-F You
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gag Em
My Precious
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Big Ten Inch
puke panther
(H5)
Bushrat
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Awhoraphobia
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Wild Cherry
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
G I
(Rumson )
Debasement
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Grizzly Schniz
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
MOUNDS
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Cock-N-Face
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Anchor Spanker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Wishboneher
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Three Toes In
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just Stacey
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lock Jaw
The Rash
(PHLH3)
The bitch will find U
phWedgie
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
F Me Daily
Anal nicole
Just Dakotah
Analholics Anonymous
2 Finger Tuesday
Nacho Taco
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
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