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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
2 Finger Tuesday
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sharin' Peter
Runner Girl
Three Toes In
Awhoraphobia
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
OrangUbang
My Holes Matter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Doodle
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lock Jaw
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
F Me Daily
Cums in the oven
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Chief of Queefs
Gag Em
Sister Maria
Slim Jim
(H5)
Wishboneher
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Beaver Muncher
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Bushrat
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
just donna
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Grizzly Schniz
MOUNDS
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Licky Me
The bitch will find U
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Chappy
(H5)
Wild Cherry
K9-69
(PittH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Double D
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Anal nicole
Peter Grippin
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
My Precious
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Terri
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Stacey
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Clitorhands 2
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Choke Me Off
Phi Eta Pi
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Piggy
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
4-F You
Moon
(PGHH3)
LunaChic
3&Out
(DH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dan Marine-Ho
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Uniporn
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Fart ConnOr
Egg F*cker
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
phWedgie
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Self Service
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Fuzzbuster
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Master Baster
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cock-N-Face
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Trashed
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
In Your Endo
c-scaper
(PittH3)
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Nippleodeon
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
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