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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
F Me Daily
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
4-F You
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Piggy
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
just donna
(H5)
Just Stacey
Just jean
(H5)
Wishboneher
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Fire in my hOle
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Cock-N-Face
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Wild Cherry
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Awhoraphobia
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Egg F*cker
Pork your parents
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
6cooter
(PGHH3)
She Wee Wee
Tickets
(Rumson)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
Rex
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sister Maria
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
My Holes Matter
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Chief of Queefs
LunaChic
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Clitorhands 2
Bushrat
ID
(H5)
phWedgie
CLIFF DIVER
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Anchor Spanker
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
The bitch will find U
Beaver Muncher
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Self Service
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Runner Girl
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
In Your Endo
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Licky Me
Trashed
Debasement
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cums in the oven
G I
(Rumson )
Peter Grippin
ass-Q
(SH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
My Precious
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
puke panther
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Hot Crotchet
Deadman
(Rumson)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Grizzly Schniz
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Anal nicole
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Doodle
Just Dakotah
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
OrangUbang
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
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