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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Fuzzbuster
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
In Your Endo
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Beaver Muncher
Dan Marine-Ho
Chief of Queefs
Licky Me
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Nippleodeon
3&Out
(DH3)
phWedgie
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Stacey
NFHN
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cums in the oven
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Egg F*cker
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HeYanksPenis
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
OrangUbang
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
My Precious
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Doodle
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Dakotah
Lock Jaw
Just jean
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Anchor Spanker
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hot Crotchet
hare today cum tomorrow
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Three Toes In
She Wee Wee
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Anal nicole
Grizzly Schniz
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Gag Em
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
4-F You
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
Clitorhands 2
Wishboneher
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Runner Girl
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Terri
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Analholics Anonymous
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Phi Eta Pi
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
F Me Daily
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
ID
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
just donna
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Slim Jim
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
puke panther
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
BrokeBack MountMe
Piggy
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
My Holes Matter
Muffalotta
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Nacho Taco
LunaChic
Awhoraphobia
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pork your parents
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Self Service
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Trashed
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Fart ConnOr
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Choke Me Off
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