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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
puke panther
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
phWedgie
Chief of Queefs
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Trashed
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Anchor Spanker
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Self Service
Debasement
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Fire in my hOle
HeYanksPenis
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
MOUNDS
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
4-F You
ID
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
My Holes Matter
She Wee Wee
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lips
(POHOH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Tickets
(Rumson)
Clitorhands 2
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Choke Me Off
Piggy
Just Stacey
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Just jean
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Uniporn
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
OrangUbang
Cock-N-Face
Pork your parents
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Bushrat
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
My Precious
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
F Me Daily
just donna
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Hot Crotchet
Deadman
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Nippleodeon
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Slim Jim
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Dan Marine-Ho
Wild Cherry
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lock Jaw
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
3&Out
(DH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Sharin' Peter
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Awhoraphobia
Gulliver's Tranny
ass-Q
(SH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Fuzzbuster
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Doodle
Anal nicole
In Your Endo
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Wishboneher
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
The bitch will find U
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
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