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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Anchor Spanker
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Trashed
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Fuzzbuster
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
She Wee Wee
Uniporn
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
LunaChic
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Fire in my hOle
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
G I
(Rumson )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Doodle
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fart ConnOr
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Choke Me Off
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
4-F You
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Wild Cherry
Licky Me
c-scaper
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Self Service
RU-469
(DCH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Sister Maria
lips of steel
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Analholics Anonymous
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Moon
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sharin' Peter
OrangUbang
My Holes Matter
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
HeYanksPenis
Hot Crotchet
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Beaver Muncher
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Nacho Taco
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gag Em
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Double D
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Awhoraphobia
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
phWedgie
Chief of Queefs
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
ID
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Anal nicole
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Bushrat
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Clitorhands 2
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
My Precious
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Peter Grippin
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
The bitch will find U
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Wishboneher
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Nippleodeon
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Dakotah
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Stacey
K9-69
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
In Your Endo
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
puke panther
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
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