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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
4-F You
Debasement
(IH3)
Self Service
ass-Q
(SH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uniporn
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Nippleodeon
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Doodle
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hot Crotchet
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
Tickets
(Rumson)
Wild Cherry
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Big Ten Inch
Trashed
Fire in my hOle
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Anchor Spanker
In Your Endo
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Deadman
(Rumson)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Sharin' Peter
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Awhoraphobia
K9-69
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Peter Grippin
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Dakotah
Three Toes In
Wishboneher
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Master Baster
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sister Maria
Analholics Anonymous
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Chief of Queefs
My Holes Matter
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
HeYanksPenis
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Piggy
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just Stacey
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Fart ConnOr
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Clitorhands 2
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
F Me Daily
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Runner Girl
Anal nicole
She Wee Wee
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pork your parents
(H5)
My Precious
Lock Jaw
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
OrangUbang
Just jean
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
G I
(Rumson )
Gag Em
Licky Me
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Cums in the oven
Nacho Taco
ID
(H5)
LunaChic
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cock-N-Face
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
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