Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
including:
NFHN
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cums in the oven
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Wild Cherry
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fart ConnOr
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Cock-N-Face
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
She Wee Wee
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Hot Crotchet
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
F Me Daily
Male Slot
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
My Precious
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Anal nicole
Tickets
(Rumson)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just jean
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Licky Me
In Your Endo
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
phWedgie
Nippleodeon
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Debasement
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Three Toes In
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Piggy
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
4-F You
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Clitorhands 2
Muffalotta
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Fire in my hOle
Analholics Anonymous
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sister Maria
Fuzzbuster
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
HeYanksPenis
The bitch will find U
My Holes Matter
Chappy
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Sharin' Peter
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Egg F*cker
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Runner Girl
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Bushrat
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
hare today cum tomorrow
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Dakotah
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Self Service
OrangUbang
Lips
(POHOH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Pork your parents
(H5)
MOUNDS
6cooter
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Lock Jaw
Doodle
Chief of Queefs
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Stacey
Trashed
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Moon
(PGHH3)
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