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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Anchor Spanker
Just jean
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
HeYanksPenis
G I
(Rumson )
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
phWedgie
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
LunaChic
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Slim Jim
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Nacho Taco
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Piggy
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
ID
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Stacey
Chief of Queefs
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Big Ten Inch
Clitorhands 2
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Three Toes In
puke panther
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
ass-Q
(SH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Awhoraphobia
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Bushrat
Debasement
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
My Precious
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Licky Me
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
OrangUbang
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
The bitch will find U
Self Service
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dan Marine-Ho
She Wee Wee
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Choke Me Off
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Beaver Muncher
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Mudman
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
My Holes Matter
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Fart ConnOr
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Sister Maria
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Gag Em
Double D
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cums in the oven
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
4-F You
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
MOUNDS
Runner Girl
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Dakotah
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
F Me Daily
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fuzzbuster
c-scaper
(PittH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Egg F*cker
Tickets
(Rumson)
Nippleodeon
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Phi Eta Pi
Trashed
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
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