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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Rex
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fuzzbuster
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Trashed
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Runner Girl
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gulliver's Tranny
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
LunaChic
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Just jean
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Fire in my hOle
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
Hot Crotchet
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Doodle
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Wild Cherry
puke panther
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Clitorhands 2
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dan Marine-Ho
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Piggy
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
HeYanksPenis
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Church Lady
(FUH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Stacey
Gag Em
Pork your parents
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Deadman
(Rumson)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
phWedgie
Bushrat
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
F Me Daily
Vestosterone
(RH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lock Jaw
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Master Baster
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Fart ConnOr
3&Out
(DH3)
In Your Endo
She Wee Wee
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Egg F*cker
Uniporn
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Nacho Taco
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Anal nicole
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Sharin' Peter
My Holes Matter
OrangUbang
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Self Service
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
ID
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Wishboneher
4-F You
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cock-N-Face
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Licky Me
ass-Q
(SH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
My Precious
BrokeBack MountMe
Awhoraphobia
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
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