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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Doodle

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

4-F You

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Licky Me

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Chief of Queefs

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

LVH3
...

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

G I

(Rumson )

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Butt Floss

(IH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Awhoraphobia

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Choke Me Off

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Self Service

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Peter Grippin

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

My Precious

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Trashed

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

3&Out

(DH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

NFHN

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Wild Cherry

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Anal nicole

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

OrangUbang

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Bushrat

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Sister Maria

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

LunaChic

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

phWedgie

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Piggy

HMHHH

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

just donna

(H5)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Chappy

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)