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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pork your parents
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Licky Me
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choke Me Off
Anchor Spanker
Phi Eta Pi
Deadman
(Rumson)
Fart ConnOr
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Self Service
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
OrangUbang
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Runner Girl
puke panther
(H5)
In Your Endo
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Debasement
(IH3)
Cock-N-Face
Gag Em
Uniporn
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Wishboneher
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Dakotah
Fuzzbuster
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Master Baster
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Bushrat
Anal nicole
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Gulliver's Tranny
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
4-F You
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Muffalotta
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Uncle John
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
The bitch will find U
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Big Ten Inch
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hot Crotchet
Analholics Anonymous
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Nippleodeon
Sharin' Peter
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
2 Finger Tuesday
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Sister Maria
Just Stacey
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Trashed
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lock Jaw
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
phWedgie
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
My Holes Matter
Chappy
(H5)
ID
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
F Me Daily
Beaver Muncher
MOUNDS
Clitorhands 2
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
CLIFF DIVER
Awhoraphobia
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Piggy
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Egg F*cker
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Peter Grippin
Chief of Queefs
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