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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
LunaChic
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dan Marine-Ho
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
The bitch will find U
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cock-N-Face
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gag Em
HeYanksPenis
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Fart ConnOr
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Double D
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
OrangUbang
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Choke Me Off
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Clitorhands 2
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Big Ten Inch
F Me Daily
puke panther
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Self Service
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Chappy
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Egg F*cker
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
MOUNDS
Awhoraphobia
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Just Stacey
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Gulliver's Tranny
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Peter Grippin
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
She Wee Wee
Runner Girl
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
3&Out
(DH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lock Jaw
ass-Q
(SH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Piggy
Rex
(PGHH3)
Beaver Muncher
Phi Eta Pi
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Master Baster
(IH3)
phWedgie
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Fuzzbuster
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Nippleodeon
In Your Endo
Nacho Taco
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Trashed
ID
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
My Precious
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Doodle
Bushrat
Licky Me
Sister Maria
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Three Toes In
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
4-F You
Cums in the oven
Wishboneher
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
just donna
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Anchor Spanker
Anal nicole
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Debasement
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Holes Matter
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
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