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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
My Precious
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Bushrat
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Dakotah
CLIFF DIVER
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Wishboneher
Master Baster
(IH3)
Runner Girl
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lock Jaw
Chief of Queefs
2 Finger Tuesday
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Uniporn
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
just donna
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
3&Out
(DH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Self Service
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Gag Em
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hot Crotchet
She Wee Wee
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Doodle
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
MOUNDS
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Peter Grippin
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Chappy
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Analholics Anonymous
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Choke Me Off
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
NFHN
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
F Me Daily
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
OrangUbang
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Just Stacey
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Piggy
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Sharin' Peter
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
4-F You
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Trashed
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Fart ConnOr
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Nippleodeon
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
My Holes Matter
Moon
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Awhoraphobia
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Lips
(POHOH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Sister Maria
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Anal nicole
Tickets
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Male Slot
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Phi Eta Pi
Licky Me
LunaChic
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cock-N-Face
Fuzzbuster
Beaver Muncher
G I
(Rumson )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
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