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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

phWedgie

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

LunaChic

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Three Toes In

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

OrangUbang

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

In Your Endo

H5

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Double D

(BAH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

MOUNDS

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

4-F You

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Bushrat

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Just jean

(H5)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Piggy

HMHHH

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

just donna

(H5)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

LVH3
...

Cock-N-Face

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Licky Me

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Wild Cherry

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Mudman

(FCH3)

Trashed

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

ass-Q

(SH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

ID

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Sister Maria

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

HeYanksPenis

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Doodle

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

The bitch will find U

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Just Dakotah

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Self Service

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Wishboneher

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

My Precious

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

G I

(Rumson )

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!