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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Doodle
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Runner Girl
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Just Stacey
ID
(H5)
In Your Endo
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Dakotah
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
LunaChic
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Nippleodeon
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Choke Me Off
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Sharin' Peter
4-F You
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Big Ten Inch
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
My Holes Matter
MOUNDS
Gulliver's Tranny
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bushrat
ass-Q
(SH3)
Sister Maria
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Trashed
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Three Toes In
BrokeBack MountMe
My Precious
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Piggy
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
2 Finger Tuesday
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
3&Out
(DH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Debasement
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Clitorhands 2
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peter Grippin
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Licky Me
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Self Service
Wild Cherry
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
OrangUbang
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Phi Eta Pi
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Grizzly Schniz
Anal nicole
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
HeYanksPenis
Dan Marine-Ho
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
The bitch will find U
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
F Me Daily
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
phWedgie
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
NFHN
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Anchor Spanker
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hot Crotchet
Gag Em
Moon
(PGHH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Awhoraphobia
Cock-N-Face
Fart ConnOr
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Nacho Taco
She Wee Wee
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
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