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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
4-F You
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cums in the oven
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Wild Cherry
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gag Em
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Self Service
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Analholics Anonymous
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
ass-Q
(SH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Egg F*cker
phWedgie
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Clitorhands 2
Licky Me
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Anal nicole
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Beaver Muncher
Big Ten Inch
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Three Toes In
Fuzzbuster
Cock-N-Face
Bushrat
OrangUbang
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Lock Jaw
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Wishboneher
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Piggy
Nacho Taco
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
ID
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Just Dakotah
BANG 4 UR BUCK
CLIFF DIVER
Nippleodeon
Just Stacey
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Runner Girl
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Trashed
Sharin' Peter
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Double D
(BAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
The bitch will find U
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
2 Finger Tuesday
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
She Wee Wee
Anchor Spanker
Fart ConnOr
Phi Eta Pi
Doodle
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Weblow Scout
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
MOUNDS
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
My Precious
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
NFHN
(H5)
In Your Endo
Lips
(POHOH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hot Crotchet
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Chief of Queefs
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
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