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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
The bitch will find U
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
ID
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Bushrat
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Nacho Taco
Pork your parents
(H5)
My Precious
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
Debasement
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lock Jaw
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
ass-Q
(SH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Piggy
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Runner Girl
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
G I
(Rumson )
Self Service
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Tickets
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Nippleodeon
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
Male Slot
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cock-N-Face
Beaver Muncher
F Me Daily
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
LunaChic
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
2 Finger Tuesday
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Awhoraphobia
puke panther
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Egg F*cker
Rex
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Trashed
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just jean
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cums in the oven
Doodle
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
just donna
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Chief of Queefs
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Licky Me
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Choke Me Off
Gag Em
Hot Crotchet
She Wee Wee
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sharin' Peter
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Grizzly Schniz
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Three Toes In
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
phWedgie
Church Lady
(FUH3)
4-F You
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
HeYanksPenis
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Fart ConnOr
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Anchor Spanker
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
MOUNDS
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
OrangUbang
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
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