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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
MOUNDS
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Anchor Spanker
She Wee Wee
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lock Jaw
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Three Toes In
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
My Holes Matter
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
LunaChic
2 Finger Tuesday
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Clitorhands 2
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Sister Maria
Bushrat
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
OrangUbang
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Wild Cherry
Just Stacey
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Choke Me Off
Peter Grippin
BrokeBack MountMe
Cock-N-Face
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Licky Me
Chappy
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Phi Eta Pi
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Trashed
puke panther
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
ID
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
My Precious
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
In Your Endo
K9-69
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
HeYanksPenis
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
G I
(Rumson )
Master Baster
(IH3)
Runner Girl
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Self Service
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
CLIFF DIVER
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hot Crotchet
phWedgie
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nippleodeon
Chief of Queefs
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Gag Em
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Wishboneher
4-F You
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fuzzbuster
Gulliver's Tranny
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Piggy
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
just donna
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
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