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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Three Toes In

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

LunaChic

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

In Your Endo

H5

ID

(H5)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

phWedgie

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

puke panther

(H5)

Licky Me

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Sister Maria

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Self Service

H5

Doodle

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Chief of Queefs

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Piggy

HMHHH

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Bushrat

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Anal nicole

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

4-F You

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

The bitch will find U

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

My Precious

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Chappy

(H5)

Slim Jim

(H5)

LVH3
...

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Pork your parents

(H5)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Trashed

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Uniporn

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

c-scaper

(PittH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

OrangUbang

H5

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Just jean

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Mudman

(FCH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

G I

(Rumson )

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

just donna

(H5)

Choke Me Off

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Fart ConnOr

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)