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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
F Me Daily
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Chappy
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
ID
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Fart ConnOr
BrokeBack MountMe
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
phWedgie
CLIFF DIVER
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Sister Maria
G I
(Rumson )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Piggy
Debasement
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Anal nicole
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Doodle
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
4-F You
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Choke Me Off
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Fuzzbuster
Runner Girl
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
OrangUbang
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Wild Cherry
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just jean
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
HeYanksPenis
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fire in my hOle
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Licky Me
Deadman
(Rumson)
Awhoraphobia
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Trashed
just donna
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
In Your Endo
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
She Wee Wee
Three Toes In
RU-469
(DCH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Self Service
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Nippleodeon
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
My Holes Matter
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Wishboneher
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lock Jaw
Sharin' Peter
Gag Em
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
MOUNDS
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
My Precious
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Anchor Spanker
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Just Stacey
Cums in the oven
puke panther
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Peter Grippin
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Muffalotta
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Beaver Muncher
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
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