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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Gag Em

BFMH3

Church Lady

(FUH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

In Your Endo

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

puke panther

(H5)

F Me Daily

H5

Doodle

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Wishboneher

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

K9-69

(PittH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

LunaChic

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Awhoraphobia

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

OrangUbang

H5

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

4-F You

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Self Service

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Debasement

(IH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

My Precious

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Trashed

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Uniporn

(H5)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Bushrat

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

phWedgie

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

She Wee Wee

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

HeYanksPenis

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Choke Me Off

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

LVH3
...

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Fuzzbuster

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Peter Grippin

H5

Just jean

(H5)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

just donna

(H5)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Cums in the oven

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Licky Me

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Piggy

HMHHH

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)