This event is over.
Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Gag Em
NFHN
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Double D
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
Master Baster
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lips
(POHOH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cock-N-Face
K9-69
(PittH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
phWedgie
2 Finger Tuesday
HeYanksPenis
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Bushrat
Cums in the oven
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
4-F You
Uncle John
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Anchor Spanker
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
3&Out
(DH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Doodle
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Licky Me
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
OrangUbang
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Anal nicole
Just Stacey
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
G I
(Rumson )
Dan Marine-Ho
Nacho Taco
Runner Girl
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Nippleodeon
Fuzzbuster
CLIFF DIVER
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Wishboneher
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
ID
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Wild Cherry
Debasement
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just jean
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
My Precious
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Big Ten Inch
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sharin' Peter
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Chief of Queefs
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Dakotah
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
MOUNDS
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Piggy
Sister Maria
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
F Me Daily
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Peter Grippin
LunaChic
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
hare today cum tomorrow
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Trashed
Egg F*cker
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many