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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Peter Grippin
OrangUbang
Egg F*cker
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
phWedgie
G I
(Rumson )
Awhoraphobia
Nippleodeon
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Licky Me
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
just donna
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Trashed
3&Out
(DH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Runner Girl
Anchor Spanker
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Dakotah
Cums in the oven
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Lock Jaw
Chief of Queefs
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Anal nicole
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Fart ConnOr
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
The bitch will find U
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Phi Eta Pi
Male Slot
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hot Crotchet
Debasement
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Choke Me Off
Dan Marine-Ho
Fuzzbuster
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Stacey
My Precious
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gag Em
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
My Holes Matter
hare today cum tomorrow
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Three Toes In
Master Baster
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Doodle
CLIFF DIVER
Sharin' Peter
Cock-N-Face
Grizzly Schniz
Double D
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
F Me Daily
Bushrat
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Terri
(BAH3)
4-F You
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Self Service
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Mudman
(FCH3)
LunaChic
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
NFHN
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
ID
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
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