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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hot Crotchet
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
MOUNDS
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
3&Out
(DH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
just donna
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Cock-N-Face
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Runner Girl
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
CLIFF DIVER
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Self Service
Debasement
(IH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Grizzly Schniz
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Anal nicole
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lock Jaw
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
Licky Me
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Three Toes In
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
puke panther
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Chief of Queefs
Phi Eta Pi
Anchor Spanker
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Doodle
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
In Your Endo
Tickets
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Gag Em
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Sharin' Peter
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Fart ConnOr
Sister Maria
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Choke Me Off
Analholics Anonymous
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Mudman
(FCH3)
My Precious
NFHN
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Fire in my hOle
Egg F*cker
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
RU-469
(DCH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
F Me Daily
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Beaver Muncher
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Piggy
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
ID
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
The bitch will find U
She Wee Wee
phWedgie
HeYanksPenis
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Trashed
Just Dakotah
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
LunaChic
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Clitorhands 2
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
4-F You
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
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