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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Analholics Anonymous
In Your Endo
Wishboneher
Double D
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cock-N-Face
NFHN
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Peter Grippin
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Awhoraphobia
Dan Marine-Ho
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Sister Maria
Chappy
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
My Precious
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
just donna
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Beaver Muncher
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
BrokeBack MountMe
The bitch will find U
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Egg F*cker
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Licky Me
Self Service
Debasement
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Anal nicole
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Nacho Taco
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
ID
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Chief of Queefs
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Gag Em
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Fart ConnOr
Pork your parents
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Sharin' Peter
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
4-F You
c-scaper
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Fuzzbuster
lips of steel
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cums in the oven
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bushrat
The Rash
(PHLH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
G I
(Rumson )
ass-Q
(SH3)
phWedgie
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Runner Girl
2 Finger Tuesday
Clitorhands 2
Piggy
LunaChic
Nippleodeon
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Three Toes In
3&Out
(DH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
HeYanksPenis
Trashed
hare today cum tomorrow
She Wee Wee
Doodle
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
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