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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Dakotah
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
She Wee Wee
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Peter Grippin
Phi Eta Pi
Nacho Taco
Runner Girl
Tickets
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Licky Me
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
ID
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
The bitch will find U
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
phWedgie
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Fart ConnOr
Just Stacey
OrangUbang
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Deadman
(Rumson)
Three Toes In
HeYanksPenis
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Sister Maria
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Analholics Anonymous
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
puke panther
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Wild Cherry
CLIFF DIVER
LunaChic
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Choke Me Off
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gag Em
Clitorhands 2
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lock Jaw
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Piggy
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Bushrat
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Nippleodeon
My Precious
Self Service
Slim Jim
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Cums in the oven
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Trashed
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Cock-N-Face
Pork your parents
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
BrokeBack MountMe
4-F You
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Big Ten Inch
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Chief of Queefs
Grizzly Schniz
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Doodle
MOUNDS
Anchor Spanker
Awhoraphobia
Mudman
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Anal nicole
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fire in my hOle
Rex
(PGHH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
K9-69
(PittH3)
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