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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Sharin' Peter
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Self Service
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Anchor Spanker
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Cums in the oven
Lock Jaw
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
OrangUbang
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Bushrat
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Stacey
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
MOUNDS
HeYanksPenis
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Three Toes In
Moon
(PGHH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
My Precious
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
4-F You
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Peter Grippin
2 Finger Tuesday
Lips
(POHOH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Gulliver's Tranny
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Trashed
The bitch will find U
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
LunaChic
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Awhoraphobia
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Doodle
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Wild Cherry
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gag Em
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Wishboneher
Egg F*cker
Just Dakotah
CLIFF DIVER
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
RU-469
(DCH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
just donna
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Anal nicole
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
Grizzly Schniz
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Licky Me
My Holes Matter
Beaver Muncher
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
In Your Endo
Big Ten Inch
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Phi Eta Pi
hare today cum tomorrow
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Chief of Queefs
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Muffalotta
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Fire in my hOle
Sister Maria
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
phWedgie
Analholics Anonymous
Master Baster
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Piggy
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Choke Me Off
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cock-N-Face
Hot Crotchet
Runner Girl
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
She Wee Wee
Deadman
(Rumson)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
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