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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
4-F You
F Me Daily
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Fuzzbuster
Just Dakotah
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
ID
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Piggy
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Wishboneher
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Doodle
hare today cum tomorrow
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hot Crotchet
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
The bitch will find U
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Sharin' Peter
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Runner Girl
Gulliver's Tranny
Chappy
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
puke panther
(H5)
OrangUbang
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
LunaChic
Double D
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Trashed
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Egg F*cker
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Self Service
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
phWedgie
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
G I
(Rumson )
Chief of Queefs
RU-469
(DCH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Licky Me
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gag Em
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Awhoraphobia
My Precious
CLIFF DIVER
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Choke Me Off
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Sister Maria
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Big Ten Inch
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Anchor Spanker
Three Toes In
NFHN
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Phi Eta Pi
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Anal nicole
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
just donna
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
In Your Endo
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Fire in my hOle
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
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