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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Double D
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Wishboneher
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Pork your parents
(H5)
Three Toes In
Church Lady
(FUH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doodle
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Fire in my hOle
Phi Eta Pi
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
HeYanksPenis
RU-469
(DCH4)
Trashed
Chappy
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Licky Me
OrangUbang
ID
(H5)
Piggy
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
F Me Daily
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Wild Cherry
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hot Crotchet
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Cock-N-Face
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Deadman
(Rumson)
4-F You
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Egg F*cker
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just jean
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Nippleodeon
Cums in the oven
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
just donna
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
phWedgie
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gag Em
The bitch will find U
Big Ten Inch
Peter Grippin
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Self Service
Lock Jaw
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Fart ConnOr
MOUNDS
Tickets
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Holes Matter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Anchor Spanker
G I
(Rumson )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
LunaChic
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Runner Girl
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Debasement
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Gulliver's Tranny
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
My Precious
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Clitorhands 2
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Grizzly Schniz
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
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