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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lick stick
(Clh3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
just donna
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
4-F You
Hot Crotchet
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
Muffalotta
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
Debasement
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Gulliver's Tranny
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
hare today cum tomorrow
Rex
(PGHH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Runner Girl
Mudman
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dan Marine-Ho
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Sister Maria
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bushrat
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
CLIFF DIVER
Cums in the oven
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
OrangUbang
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Self Service
Fire in my hOle
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
F Me Daily
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
Uniporn
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Beaver Muncher
Cock-N-Face
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Purple Cooter
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Nippleodeon
Nacho Taco
Chief of Queefs
My Holes Matter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Trashed
Chappy
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sharin' Peter
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
She Wee Wee
puke panther
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
MOUNDS
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
LunaChic
Three Toes In
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Licky Me
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gag Em
Butt Floss
(IH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Piggy
Just jean
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
NFHN
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Doodle
Fart ConnOr
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Anal nicole
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
My Precious
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Stacey
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
2 Finger Tuesday
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
G I
(Rumson )
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Wishboneher
K9-69
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
The bitch will find U
HeYanksPenis
In Your Endo
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
phWedgie
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lock Jaw
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
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