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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
4-F You
hare today cum tomorrow
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Anal nicole
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Awhoraphobia
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Licky Me
Analholics Anonymous
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Beaver Muncher
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cock-N-Face
Pork your parents
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Piggy
Weblow Scout
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Fire in my hOle
phWedgie
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
ID
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
OrangUbang
Sister Maria
The bitch will find U
puke panther
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Just Stacey
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Doodle
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Gag Em
My Precious
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lock Jaw
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Bushrat
Phi Eta Pi
Grizzly Schniz
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
LunaChic
ass-Q
(SH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Three Toes In
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Dakotah
Trashed
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
In Your Endo
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Fart ConnOr
Egg F*cker
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Nacho Taco
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
F Me Daily
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
My Holes Matter
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
3&Out
(DH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Clitorhands 2
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Self Service
Runner Girl
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Wishboneher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Chief of Queefs
just donna
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Wild Cherry
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
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