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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Muffalotta

(H5)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

4-F You

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

In Your Endo

H5

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Male Slot

(FCH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Wishboneher

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Bushrat

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Anal nicole

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

just donna

(H5)

My Holes Matter

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

MOUNDS

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Self Service

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

ID

(H5)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Licky Me

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

3&Out

(DH3)

LVH3
...

K9-69

(PittH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Trashed

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Chappy

(H5)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

OrangUbang

H5

Three Toes In

H5

F Me Daily

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Doodle

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

phWedgie

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Just jean

(H5)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Uniporn

(H5)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

LunaChic

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Slim Jim

(H5)

My Precious

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Rex

(PGHH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Sister Maria

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)