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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
My Precious
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Fuzzbuster
Awhoraphobia
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
CLIFF DIVER
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
ID
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cock-N-Face
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just Stacey
Moon
(PGHH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
4-F You
Master Baster
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Muffalotta
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Just Terri
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
OrangUbang
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Self Service
Nacho Taco
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Bushrat
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cums in the oven
hare today cum tomorrow
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Choke Me Off
Sister Maria
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Nippleodeon
Debasement
(IH3)
Trashed
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Gag Em
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Double D
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
LunaChic
K9-69
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Dan Marine-Ho
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Clitorhands 2
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
ass-Q
(SH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Knickers Please!
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Piggy
Egg F*cker
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Peter Grippin
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
The bitch will find U
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Doodle
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
MOUNDS
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
BrokeBack MountMe
Lock Jaw
Phi Eta Pi
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Slim Jim
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Runner Girl
Rex
(PGHH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
F Me Daily
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fart ConnOr
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