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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Chappy
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Wishboneher
Cock-N-Face
Big Ten Inch
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Nacho Taco
phWedgie
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Chief of Queefs
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Fart ConnOr
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
HeYanksPenis
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Bushrat
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just jean
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sister Maria
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
4-F You
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Dakotah
Analholics Anonymous
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
G I
(Rumson )
Trashed
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
OrangUbang
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Doodle
The bitch will find U
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Nippleodeon
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Self Service
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Fuzzbuster
Debasement
(IH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
NFHN
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Piggy
Awhoraphobia
MOUNDS
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
F Me Daily
ass-Q
(SH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Licky Me
Just Stacey
Anal nicole
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Runner Girl
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lock Jaw
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dan Marine-Ho
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
hare today cum tomorrow
Butt Floss
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Master Baster
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Beaver Muncher
BrokeBack MountMe
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
LunaChic
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
My Precious
Three Toes In
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Choke Me Off
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Wild Cherry
just donna
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
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