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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
LunaChic
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Doodle
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Anchor Spanker
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fart ConnOr
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
phWedgie
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
ID
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
puke panther
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
In Your Endo
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gag Em
Fuzzbuster
Male Slot
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Big Ten Inch
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
HeYanksPenis
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Piggy
Uniporn
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Double D
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Trashed
NFHN
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
She Wee Wee
Phi Eta Pi
Just Dakotah
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Bushrat
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Analholics Anonymous
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
RU-469
(DCH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Anal nicole
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
OrangUbang
Runner Girl
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
MOUNDS
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Wishboneher
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Peter Grippin
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tickets
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Sister Maria
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Nacho Taco
F Me Daily
Cums in the oven
2 Finger Tuesday
just donna
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
My Precious
Three Toes In
Fire in my hOle
ass-Q
(SH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Self Service
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
4-F You
Just Stacey
Vestosterone
(RH3)
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