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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dan Marine-Ho
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
OrangUbang
6cooter
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lock Jaw
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Runner Girl
Rex
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Anchor Spanker
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
puke panther
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Gag Em
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
2 Finger Tuesday
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
4-F You
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Grizzly Schniz
Clitorhands 2
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Bushrat
Sharin' Peter
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Analholics Anonymous
Awhoraphobia
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Choke Me Off
In Your Endo
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cums in the oven
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Just Dakotah
Mudman
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Three Toes In
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Fuzzbuster
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Nacho Taco
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Licky Me
Just Stacey
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
She Wee Wee
phWedgie
Weblow Scout
(H5)
F Me Daily
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Trashed
Anal nicole
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
My Precious
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Egg F*cker
Pork your parents
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
BrokeBack MountMe
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Doodle
3&Out
(DH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Self Service
The bitch will find U
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
My Holes Matter
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Sister Maria
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
LunaChic
MOUNDS
Piggy
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Just jean
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
The Rash
(PHLH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
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