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H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Egg F*cker
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
just donna
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Cock-N-Face
ID
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Doodle
Nacho Taco
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slim Jim
(H5)
Self Service
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Clitorhands 2
Trashed
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Piggy
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Gag Em
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Wild Cherry
Choke Me Off
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Peter Grippin
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Chappy
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Phi Eta Pi
Cums in the oven
Uniporn
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
CLIFF DIVER
G I
(Rumson )
Sharin' Peter
Dan Marine-Ho
Gulliver's Tranny
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Runner Girl
The bitch will find U
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Dakotah
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
LunaChic
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Three Toes In
phWedgie
ass-Q
(SH3)
Bushrat
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
In Your Endo
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
Vestosterone
(RH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Anal nicole
MOUNDS
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
BrokeBack MountMe
3&Out
(DH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fire in my hOle
Master Baster
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Wishboneher
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sister Maria
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
4-F You
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
F Me Daily
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Licky Me
Hot Crotchet
OrangUbang
Analholics Anonymous
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
hare today cum tomorrow
Male Slot
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Chief of Queefs
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
My Precious
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Deadman
(Rumson)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Rex
(PGHH3)
My Holes Matter
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
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