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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Tickets

(Rumson)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Three Toes In

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Wild Cherry

H5

LVH3
...

Slim Jim

(H5)

My Precious

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

F Me Daily

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Bushrat

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Muffalotta

(H5)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Uniporn

(H5)

Nippleodeon

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Fire in my hOle

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

MOUNDS

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Sister Maria

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Choke Me Off

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

ID

(H5)

Trashed

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Self Service

H5

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Cums in the oven

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Anal nicole

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Piggy

HMHHH

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Licky Me

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

just donna

(H5)

The bitch will find U

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Doodle

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

LunaChic

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

4-F You

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Lock Jaw

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

phWedgie

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)