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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
HeYanksPenis
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Gag Em
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Beaver Muncher
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Cock-N-Face
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just Stacey
Sister Maria
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
In Your Endo
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just jean
(H5)
Doodle
Anchor Spanker
She Wee Wee
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lips
(POHOH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Analholics Anonymous
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
puke panther
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
RU-469
(DCH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Phi Eta Pi
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Dakotah
Tickets
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
2 Finger Tuesday
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Chief of Queefs
Awhoraphobia
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
F Me Daily
My Holes Matter
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Nippleodeon
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Piggy
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Egg F*cker
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
4-F You
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lock Jaw
Trashed
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Anal nicole
Sharin' Peter
Pork your parents
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
My Precious
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Bushrat
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Licky Me
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
phWedgie
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
MOUNDS
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Debasement
(IH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
LunaChic
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Self Service
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
OrangUbang
Dan Marine-Ho
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peter Grippin
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Nacho Taco
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Wishboneher
The bitch will find U
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Runner Girl
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