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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Dakotah
hare today cum tomorrow
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Sharin' Peter
Sister Maria
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Big Ten Inch
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Nacho Taco
The bitch will find U
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Wishboneher
Gulliver's Tranny
She Wee Wee
K9-69
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Licky Me
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
just donna
(H5)
Self Service
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
4-F You
In Your Endo
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lock Jaw
Fart ConnOr
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gag Em
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Rex
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
Just jean
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Egg F*cker
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
My Precious
Piggy
LunaChic
Wild Cherry
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Trashed
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Bushrat
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
F Me Daily
Fuzzbuster
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
ID
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
Debasement
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
3&Out
(DH3)
Clitorhands 2
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Phi Eta Pi
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Anal nicole
OrangUbang
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Double D
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
NFHN
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
CLIFF DIVER
Beaver Muncher
Dan Marine-Ho
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MOUNDS
Uniporn
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Anchor Spanker
Muffalotta
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Doodle
puke panther
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Hot Crotchet
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