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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Big Ten Inch
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Analholics Anonymous
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Licky Me
The bitch will find U
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Bushrat
Lock Jaw
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Mudman
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
G I
(Rumson )
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lick stick
(Clh3)
F Me Daily
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Beaver Muncher
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Gag Em
Pork your parents
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Clitorhands 2
Doodle
Runner Girl
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
CLIFF DIVER
My Holes Matter
Master Baster
(IH3)
Self Service
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Awhoraphobia
Gulliver's Tranny
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Choke Me Off
Deadman
(Rumson)
ID
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
MOUNDS
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
My Precious
Wishboneher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Anal nicole
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Cock-N-Face
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dan Marine-Ho
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Fire in my hOle
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
In Your Endo
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
4-F You
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
LunaChic
Egg F*cker
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Hot Crotchet
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Three Toes In
OrangUbang
Just Dakotah
Fuzzbuster
Trashed
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Piggy
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Nippleodeon
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Sharin' Peter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
She Wee Wee
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cums in the oven
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sister Maria
Vestosterone
(RH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Lips
(POHOH3)
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