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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
4-F You
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
puke panther
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
F Me Daily
Awhoraphobia
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Just Stacey
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
The bitch will find U
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Chief of Queefs
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
My Precious
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Wild Cherry
K9-69
(PittH3)
Nacho Taco
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Licky Me
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Nippleodeon
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
ID
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
phWedgie
hare today cum tomorrow
3&Out
(DH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Self Service
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Beaver Muncher
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Analholics Anonymous
Knickers Please!
(H5)
My Holes Matter
LunaChic
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Butt Floss
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Choke Me Off
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Fire in my hOle
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Gag Em
Chappy
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Piggy
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Clitorhands 2
Dan Marine-Ho
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Sharin' Peter
Cock-N-Face
2 Finger Tuesday
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Trashed
Cums in the oven
Peter Grippin
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Anchor Spanker
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Doodle
BrokeBack MountMe
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
just donna
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Double D
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
CLIFF DIVER
Moon
(PGHH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hot Crotchet
OrangUbang
Sister Maria
Deadman
(Rumson)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
HeYanksPenis
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
NFHN
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
She Wee Wee
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Three Toes In
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Egg F*cker
Lock Jaw
In Your Endo
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