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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Trashed
Grizzly Schniz
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Dan Marine-Ho
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
4-F You
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
NFHN
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Fart ConnOr
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Anal nicole
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
MOUNDS
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
LunaChic
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Stacey
Anchor Spanker
Uniporn
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
just donna
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Chief of Queefs
Runner Girl
Slim Jim
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choke Me Off
In Your Endo
Purple Cooter
(H5)
OrangUbang
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
phWedgie
Fire in my hOle
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Awhoraphobia
Sister Maria
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Hot Crotchet
BANG 4 UR BUCK
My Precious
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cock-N-Face
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Self Service
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lock Jaw
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bushrat
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Just Dakotah
Piggy
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Doodle
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
puke panther
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
ID
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fuzzbuster
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
BrokeBack MountMe
Sharin' Peter
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Egg F*cker
G I
(Rumson )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Analholics Anonymous
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
F Me Daily
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
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