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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fire in my hOle
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Runner Girl
Wishboneher
Chappy
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Cums in the oven
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Trashed
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Cock-N-Face
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Chief of Queefs
Fart ConnOr
Fuzzbuster
Slim Jim
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Hot Crotchet
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Anal nicole
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Big Ten Inch
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Weblow Scout
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Self Service
Grizzly Schniz
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Licky Me
G I
(Rumson )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
phWedgie
Piggy
RU-469
(DCH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
OrangUbang
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Sharin' Peter
Clitorhands 2
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
MOUNDS
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Just Dakotah
Uniporn
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Bushrat
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
Phi Eta Pi
just donna
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
ID
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Analholics Anonymous
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Lips
(POHOH3)
4-F You
Moon
(PGHH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Awhoraphobia
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
hare today cum tomorrow
Nacho Taco
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Stacey
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Three Toes In
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Doodle
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
My Holes Matter
puke panther
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
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