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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
just donna
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
In Your Endo
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Gulliver's Tranny
Lips
(POHOH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Nacho Taco
OrangUbang
Piggy
Just Stacey
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Peter Grippin
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Licky Me
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Gag Em
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Three Toes In
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dan Marine-Ho
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Bushrat
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Trashed
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Nippleodeon
Male Slot
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Big Ten Inch
Self Service
ass-Q
(SH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
phWedgie
Egg F*cker
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
My Holes Matter
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Sister Maria
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Tickets
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
CLIFF DIVER
Grizzly Schniz
Cock-N-Face
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Dakotah
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fuzzbuster
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
4-F You
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Anchor Spanker
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
puke panther
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
F Me Daily
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
LunaChic
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Choke Me Off
Chappy
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fart ConnOr
3&Out
(DH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Sharin' Peter
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Wild Cherry
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
BrokeBack MountMe
My Precious
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
The bitch will find U
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Doodle
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
MOUNDS
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uniporn
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
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