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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

4-F You

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Doodle

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Choke Me Off

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Rex

(PGHH3)

ID

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

LunaChic

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

She Wee Wee

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Sister Maria

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Anal nicole

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

3&Out

(DH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Cums in the oven

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Self Service

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Licky Me

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

My Precious

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Trashed

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

LVH3
...

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

phWedgie

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

NFHN

(H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Bushrat

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

just donna

(H5)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

G I

(Rumson )

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Sharin' Peter

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Wishboneher

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Lock Jaw

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Chief of Queefs

H5

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

RU-469

(DCH4)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

My Holes Matter

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Just Stacey

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Muffalotta

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)