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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Licky Me
RU-469
(DCH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Doodle
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Chief of Queefs
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Dakotah
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Wild Cherry
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
In Your Endo
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Big Ten Inch
Nacho Taco
Nippleodeon
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Phi Eta Pi
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
MOUNDS
NFHN
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
ID
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Fart ConnOr
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Three Toes In
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
LunaChic
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
My Holes Matter
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Sister Maria
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Analholics Anonymous
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Stacey
4-F You
Cums in the oven
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Clitorhands 2
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Sharin' Peter
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Anal nicole
Bushrat
Wishboneher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Gag Em
Fire in my hOle
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
OrangUbang
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Awhoraphobia
Beaver Muncher
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Trashed
Piggy
Dan Marine-Ho
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Peter Grippin
Fuzzbuster
Butt Floss
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
K9-69
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Male Slot
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
The bitch will find U
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Rex
(PGHH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
BrokeBack MountMe
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hot Crotchet
My Precious
Anchor Spanker
Self Service
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
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