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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
My Holes Matter
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Anal nicole
Nacho Taco
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
2 Finger Tuesday
phWedgie
Nippleodeon
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
She Wee Wee
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
CLIFF DIVER
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
OrangUbang
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Wishboneher
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Chief of Queefs
Anchor Spanker
K9-69
(PittH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Bushrat
BrokeBack MountMe
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sister Maria
Lock Jaw
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Trashed
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
HeYanksPenis
4-F You
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Piggy
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
G I
(Rumson )
puke panther
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Big Ten Inch
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Peter Grippin
Double D
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Beaver Muncher
Just Stacey
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fire in my hOle
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
My Precious
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Self Service
Grizzly Schniz
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Analholics Anonymous
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cock-N-Face
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fuzzbuster
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Three Toes In
Debasement
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
The bitch will find U
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
LunaChic
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Sharin' Peter
Uniporn
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Mudman
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Licky Me
Doodle
Lips
(POHOH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
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