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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

lips of steel

(PittH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Anal nicole

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

puke panther

(H5)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Doodle

H5

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

OrangUbang

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

4-F You

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

phWedgie

H5

In Your Endo

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

LunaChic

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

just donna

(H5)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Nippleodeon

H5

Self Service

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

NFHN

(H5)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Peter Grippin

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Lips

(POHOH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Trashed

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Licky Me

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

MOUNDS

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

My Holes Matter

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Lick stick

(Clh3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Three Toes In

H5

Bushrat

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Rex

(PGHH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

ID

(H5)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Wild Cherry

H5

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Cums in the oven

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

LVH3
...

Sister Maria

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

The bitch will find U

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

G I

(Rumson )

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

My Precious

H5