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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
RU-469
(DCH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Just Stacey
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
The bitch will find U
puke panther
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
HeYanksPenis
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Anal nicole
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
My Precious
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Beaver Muncher
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hot Crotchet
Trashed
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Chief of Queefs
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lock Jaw
Peter Grippin
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
F Me Daily
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sharin' Peter
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Cock-N-Face
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Egg F*cker
Anchor Spanker
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Big Ten Inch
Master Baster
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Debasement
(IH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Chappy
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Clitorhands 2
She Wee Wee
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cums in the oven
BANG 4 UR BUCK
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Sister Maria
Dan Marine-Ho
hare today cum tomorrow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
ID
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Bushrat
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
just donna
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
4-F You
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
K9-69
(PittH3)
In Your Endo
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Licky Me
G I
(Rumson )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Three Toes In
Awhoraphobia
Self Service
Just Dakotah
CLIFF DIVER
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
LunaChic
Nippleodeon
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Slim Jim
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Phi Eta Pi
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Grizzly Schniz
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Butt Floss
(IH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Doodle
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just jean
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Wild Cherry
Gag Em
Fart ConnOr
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
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