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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lock Jaw
Egg F*cker
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Choke Me Off
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just jean
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
In Your Endo
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Hot Crotchet
Deadman
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Anal nicole
She Wee Wee
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
lips of steel
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Slim Jim
(H5)
phWedgie
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
OrangUbang
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Cums in the oven
Double D
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Phi Eta Pi
Pork your parents
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
2 Finger Tuesday
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Trashed
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
hare today cum tomorrow
Nacho Taco
Gulliver's Tranny
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Analholics Anonymous
MOUNDS
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
4-F You
Just Dakotah
Three Toes In
Just Stacey
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
LunaChic
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
NFHN
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peter Grippin
My Precious
Wishboneher
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Doodle
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Awhoraphobia
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sister Maria
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Self Service
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Dan Marine-Ho
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Clitorhands 2
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Wild Cherry
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
RU-469
(DCH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fire in my hOle
My Holes Matter
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Big Ten Inch
just donna
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Anchor Spanker
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Piggy
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
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