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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Licky Me
Phi Eta Pi
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
F Me Daily
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Just Dakotah
2 Finger Tuesday
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Wild Cherry
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
My Precious
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cock-N-Face
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Nacho Taco
Wishboneher
hare today cum tomorrow
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fire in my hOle
Trashed
RU-469
(DCH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Chappy
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Anal nicole
Awhoraphobia
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Grizzly Schniz
CLIFF DIVER
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Peter Grippin
Sharin' Peter
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
just donna
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Piggy
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
HeYanksPenis
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
LunaChic
MOUNDS
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
BrokeBack MountMe
Double D
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bushrat
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Stacey
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Clitorhands 2
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
phWedgie
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
3&Out
(DH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
My Holes Matter
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
ID
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Runner Girl
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Three Toes In
Beaver Muncher
She Wee Wee
Chief of Queefs
The bitch will find U
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Anchor Spanker
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cums in the oven
Deadman
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Analholics Anonymous
4-F You
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Muffalotta
(H5)
Doodle
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Hot Crotchet
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Sister Maria
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
OrangUbang
Self Service
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
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