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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Beaver Muncher
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Choke Me Off
Just Stacey
Debasement
(IH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Nippleodeon
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MOUNDS
Fart ConnOr
2 Finger Tuesday
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Big Ten Inch
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
My Precious
Fuzzbuster
Uniporn
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
puke panther
(H5)
phWedgie
Self Service
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Peter Grippin
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
LunaChic
Knickers Please!
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Three Toes In
Cums in the oven
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Piggy
Gulliver's Tranny
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Anchor Spanker
Doodle
hare today cum tomorrow
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Wishboneher
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
In Your Endo
4-F You
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Trashed
G I
(Rumson )
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Licky Me
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Chief of Queefs
Cock-N-Face
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Runner Girl
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fire in my hOle
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Bushrat
K9-69
(PittH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lock Jaw
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Clitorhands 2
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
She Wee Wee
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Sister Maria
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Double D
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Phi Eta Pi
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Analholics Anonymous
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Anal nicole
RU-469
(DCH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Gag Em
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Lips
(POHOH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
OrangUbang
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Nacho Taco
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dan Marine-Ho
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Dakotah
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