This event is over.
Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Deadman
(Rumson)
3&Out
(DH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Piggy
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Fart ConnOr
The bitch will find U
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
In Your Endo
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Big Ten Inch
CLIFF DIVER
MOUNDS
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
LunaChic
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Wild Cherry
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Trashed
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Self Service
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
puke panther
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
OrangUbang
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Double D
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Lock Jaw
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Analholics Anonymous
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sister Maria
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
My Holes Matter
NFHN
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Licky Me
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Doodle
Peter Grippin
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
My Precious
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tickets
(Rumson)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
HeYanksPenis
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Anal nicole
Debasement
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
2 Finger Tuesday
Slim Jim
(H5)
Wishboneher
Fuzzbuster
F Me Daily
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Choke Me Off
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Runner Girl
Anchor Spanker
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Fire in my hOle
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Stacey
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Nacho Taco
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
She Wee Wee
BrokeBack MountMe
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
ID
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
4-F You
Mudman
(FCH3)
Created by Gin | Inspired by many