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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
LunaChic
Peter Grippin
Nippleodeon
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Choke Me Off
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Cums in the oven
Piggy
Sister Maria
Sharin' Peter
Beaver Muncher
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
MOUNDS
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Wishboneher
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Runner Girl
Moon
(PGHH3)
Trashed
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fart ConnOr
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
4-F You
6cooter
(PGHH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Clitorhands 2
Grizzly Schniz
Analholics Anonymous
Hot Crotchet
Fuzzbuster
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Egg F*cker
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
OrangUbang
Uncle John
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chappy
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Rex
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Chief of Queefs
HeYanksPenis
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Lock Jaw
Bushrat
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Just jean
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Dakotah
Self Service
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
just donna
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
3&Out
(DH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Uniporn
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Big Ten Inch
Gag Em
G I
(Rumson )
puke panther
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Doodle
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Stacey
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Licky Me
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
phWedgie
Anchor Spanker
Debasement
(IH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Nacho Taco
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
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