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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Deadman
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
Self Service
Muffalotta
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Rex
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
ass-Q
(SH3)
Licky Me
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Doodle
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Nippleodeon
Gag Em
Cock-N-Face
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Runner Girl
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Tickets
(Rumson)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Wishboneher
Just Dakotah
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Three Toes In
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Stacey
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Lips
(POHOH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Peter Grippin
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hot Crotchet
She Wee Wee
CLIFF DIVER
Fart ConnOr
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Sister Maria
Chief of Queefs
Debasement
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
3&Out
(DH3)
Bushrat
RU-469
(DCH4)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sharin' Peter
4-F You
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lock Jaw
Gulliver's Tranny
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Fire in my hOle
My Precious
Nacho Taco
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Beaver Muncher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
ID
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
In Your Endo
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
phWedgie
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
G I
(Rumson )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
LunaChic
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Trashed
2 Finger Tuesday
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
MOUNDS
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
The bitch will find U
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
OrangUbang
hare today cum tomorrow
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Big Ten Inch
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Choke Me Off
HeYanksPenis
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
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