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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Nacho Taco
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Muffalotta
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
CLIFF DIVER
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Stacey
Just jean
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Big Ten Inch
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Hot Crotchet
Rex
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
LunaChic
Double D
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Self Service
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Beaver Muncher
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
BrokeBack MountMe
just donna
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lock Jaw
RU-469
(DCH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Grizzly Schniz
3&Out
(DH3)
Cums in the oven
Sister Maria
MOUNDS
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Just Dakotah
Master Baster
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
My Precious
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Trashed
Fart ConnOr
Weblow Scout
(H5)
F Me Daily
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Anal nicole
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Wishboneher
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
4-F You
Tickets
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
phWedgie
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Three Toes In
Runner Girl
HeYanksPenis
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
ID
(H5)
In Your Endo
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Deadman
(Rumson)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
The bitch will find U
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Debasement
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Anchor Spanker
My Holes Matter
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Choke Me Off
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Piggy
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Doodle
Nippleodeon
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Egg F*cker
Gag Em
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