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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
MOUNDS
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Anchor Spanker
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fart ConnOr
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Grizzly Schniz
In Your Endo
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Sister Maria
RU-469
(DCH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Trashed
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Chief of Queefs
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Debasement
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Piggy
Slim Jim
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Bushrat
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Lock Jaw
Fire in my hOle
Knickers Please!
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
F Me Daily
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Big Ten Inch
Choke Me Off
Wild Cherry
LunaChic
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Stacey
Wishboneher
HeYanksPenis
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Runner Girl
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cums in the oven
phWedgie
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Dakotah
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Moon
(PGHH3)
OrangUbang
She Wee Wee
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Peter Grippin
4-F You
ID
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Self Service
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
My Precious
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Gag Em
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Doodle
3&Out
(DH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dan Marine-Ho
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Licky Me
just donna
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cock-N-Face
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
hare today cum tomorrow
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Three Toes In
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Nippleodeon
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Egg F*cker
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