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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Wild Cherry

H5

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Self Service

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

LunaChic

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

MOUNDS

H5

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Anal nicole

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Doodle

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

4-F You

H5

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Sister Maria

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

My Precious

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Wishboneher

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Licky Me

H5

Chappy

(H5)

G I

(Rumson )

She Wee Wee

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

LVH3
...

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Lick stick

(Clh3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

The bitch will find U

H5

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Just Chris

(OFH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Deadman

(Rumson)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Choke Me Off

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

just donna

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

Trashed

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Just Dakotah

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Grizzly Schniz

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Bushrat

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Nippleodeon

H5

F Me Daily

H5

phWedgie

H5

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Uniporn

(H5)

Just jean

(H5)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)