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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Knickers Please!

(H5)

LunaChic

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Sister Maria

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

just donna

(H5)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Doodle

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Peter Grippin

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Chappy

(H5)

Lips

(POHOH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

My Holes Matter

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Choke Me Off

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Nippleodeon

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Double D

(BAH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

OrangUbang

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Bushrat

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Debasement

(IH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

LVH3
...

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

F Me Daily

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

4-F You

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Just Dakotah

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

The bitch will find U

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

NFHN

(H5)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

ID

(H5)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Anal nicole

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Licky Me

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Rex

(PGHH3)

phWedgie

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Just Stacey

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Trashed

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Uniporn

(H5)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

In Your Endo

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Self Service

H5

My Precious

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Big Ten Inch

H5

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)