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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
OrangUbang
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Cock-N-Face
MOUNDS
Fire in my hOle
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Chappy
(H5)
Piggy
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Anal nicole
phWedgie
Choke Me Off
Trashed
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
just donna
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Wishboneher
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Doodle
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Analholics Anonymous
Egg F*cker
Hot Crotchet
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Peter Grippin
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dan Marine-Ho
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Dakotah
Nippleodeon
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Nacho Taco
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Big Ten Inch
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Chief of Queefs
Lips
(POHOH3)
Gag Em
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
In Your Endo
Three Toes In
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bushrat
4-F You
Runner Girl
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
My Precious
Just jean
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Awhoraphobia
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
G I
(Rumson )
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Self Service
Anchor Spanker
Licky Me
Double D
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
F Me Daily
Muffalotta
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
The bitch will find U
HeYanksPenis
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fart ConnOr
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sister Maria
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