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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Piggy
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Clitorhands 2
K9-69
(PittH3)
Hot Crotchet
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
phWedgie
Gulliver's Tranny
The bitch will find U
Sharin' Peter
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Anchor Spanker
Wild Cherry
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
My Holes Matter
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Cock-N-Face
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Peter Grippin
LunaChic
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
F Me Daily
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Licky Me
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lock Jaw
NFHN
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pork your parents
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Beaver Muncher
She Wee Wee
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
My Precious
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
HeYanksPenis
Rex
(PGHH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Anal nicole
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Tickets
(Rumson)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
4-F You
BrokeBack MountMe
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Moon
(PGHH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Choke Me Off
ID
(H5)
Sister Maria
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Nacho Taco
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Doodle
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just jean
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Big Ten Inch
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
In Your Endo
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Self Service
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Trashed
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Egg F*cker
Just Dakotah
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
just donna
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Chief of Queefs
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
puke panther
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Fire in my hOle
Slim Jim
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gag Em
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just Stacey
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Awhoraphobia
CLIFF DIVER
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
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