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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Dakotah
Vestosterone
(RH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Doodle
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Gag Em
Big Ten Inch
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sister Maria
Egg F*cker
Anchor Spanker
NFHN
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Grizzly Schniz
Lock Jaw
Bushrat
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Wishboneher
Deadman
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
OrangUbang
Hot Crotchet
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The bitch will find U
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chappy
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Slim Jim
(H5)
4-F You
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gulliver's Tranny
Nippleodeon
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Trashed
Fire in my hOle
just donna
(H5)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Analholics Anonymous
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
She Wee Wee
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fuzzbuster
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
F Me Daily
phWedgie
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Three Toes In
Just Stacey
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Double D
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
My Holes Matter
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Choke Me Off
Tickets
(Rumson)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Peter Grippin
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
RU-469
(DCH4)
puke panther
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
MOUNDS
Lips
(POHOH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
My Precious
Mudman
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sharin' Peter
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
HeYanksPenis
LunaChic
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Piggy
Rex
(PGHH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Dan Marine-Ho
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Nacho Taco
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Runner Girl
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Licky Me
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