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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Trashed
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Anal nicole
Just Dakotah
Clitorhands 2
Cock-N-Face
Three Toes In
Dan Marine-Ho
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just jean
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
ID
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Sister Maria
Anchor Spanker
NFHN
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gag Em
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Chief of Queefs
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
4-F You
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just Stacey
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Slim Jim
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
OrangUbang
Grizzly Schniz
Fart ConnOr
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Beaver Muncher
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
phWedgie
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Fire in my hOle
Male Slot
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Runner Girl
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
HeYanksPenis
Self Service
hare today cum tomorrow
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Licky Me
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Nacho Taco
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
LunaChic
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
MOUNDS
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
The bitch will find U
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
G I
(Rumson )
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
just donna
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
2 Finger Tuesday
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lock Jaw
My Precious
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Rex
(PGHH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
puke panther
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Double D
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
CLIFF DIVER
Bushrat
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Cums in the oven
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Peter Grippin
In Your Endo
Wild Cherry
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Hot Crotchet
Deadman
(Rumson)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Piggy
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Doodle
Pork your parents
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
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