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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Doodle
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Big Ten Inch
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
F Me Daily
Runner Girl
Uniporn
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Anal nicole
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Beaver Muncher
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Nippleodeon
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
MOUNDS
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
2 Finger Tuesday
Grizzly Schniz
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Licky Me
K9-69
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Stacey
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Fart ConnOr
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Self Service
Debasement
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Peter Grippin
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Wild Cherry
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Chief of Queefs
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
My Precious
puke panther
(H5)
Awhoraphobia
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
My Holes Matter
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Cock-N-Face
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Fire in my hOle
Just Dakotah
Choke Me Off
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Hot Crotchet
OrangUbang
The bitch will find U
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
BrokeBack MountMe
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
just donna
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fuzzbuster
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Dan Marine-Ho
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
G I
(Rumson )
phWedgie
Egg F*cker
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Double D
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Bushrat
Gulliver's Tranny
Clitorhands 2
Master Baster
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
LunaChic
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
She Wee Wee
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lock Jaw
4-F You
Deadman
(Rumson)
Trashed
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Chappy
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
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