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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Beaver Muncher
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Master Baster
(IH3)
4-F You
hare today cum tomorrow
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Slim Jim
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Fire in my hOle
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hot Crotchet
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Bushrat
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Sister Maria
Self Service
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Cums in the oven
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Just Terri
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gag Em
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Dakotah
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Fart ConnOr
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
NFHN
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Trashed
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Choke Me Off
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Peter Grippin
MOUNDS
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Gulliver's Tranny
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sharin' Peter
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
ID
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Doodle
Just Stacey
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
In Your Endo
My Precious
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Anchor Spanker
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Wild Cherry
The bitch will find U
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Analholics Anonymous
Nippleodeon
Runner Girl
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Piggy
G I
(Rumson )
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
phWedgie
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Phi Eta Pi
Egg F*cker
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
2 Finger Tuesday
Muffalotta
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
My Holes Matter
Debasement
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
OrangUbang
Nacho Taco
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Fuzzbuster
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
F Me Daily
HeYanksPenis
Tickets
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
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