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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Chappy
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gag Em
Butt Floss
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Deadman
(Rumson)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Big Ten Inch
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Runner Girl
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Wild Cherry
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Trashed
Nippleodeon
just donna
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Dan Marine-Ho
Fire in my hOle
puke panther
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Nacho Taco
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Hot Crotchet
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
My Holes Matter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Peter Grippin
Piggy
Awhoraphobia
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
Fart ConnOr
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Doodle
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Dakotah
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Self Service
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
MOUNDS
Phi Eta Pi
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Clitorhands 2
Beaver Muncher
Bushrat
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Stacey
G I
(Rumson )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Just jean
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
4-F You
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
My Precious
OrangUbang
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Licky Me
The bitch will find U
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sister Maria
Choke Me Off
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Anal nicole
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
LunaChic
CLIFF DIVER
hare today cum tomorrow
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Wishboneher
Lock Jaw
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Egg F*cker
Cums in the oven
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
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