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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Doodle
Anchor Spanker
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Just jean
(H5)
Anal nicole
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
G I
(Rumson )
just donna
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dan Marine-Ho
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
In Your Endo
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
My Holes Matter
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
puke panther
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Wild Cherry
Wishboneher
Just Stacey
Weblow Scout
(H5)
My Precious
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
Uniporn
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
She Wee Wee
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Three Toes In
Big Ten Inch
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Sharin' Peter
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Chief of Queefs
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
MOUNDS
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cock-N-Face
Lock Jaw
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Gag Em
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Nippleodeon
Double D
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Self Service
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Debasement
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
4-F You
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
F Me Daily
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
LunaChic
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Trashed
HeYanksPenis
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
ID
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just Dakotah
phWedgie
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Bushrat
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Egg F*cker
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Piggy
Runner Girl
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Licky Me
K9-69
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
Lips
(POHOH3)
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