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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Analholics Anonymous
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
ID
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
My Holes Matter
Fuzzbuster
She Wee Wee
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
NFHN
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
The bitch will find U
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
My Precious
Fart ConnOr
Bushrat
Dan Marine-Ho
Lips
(POHOH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
The Rash
(PHLH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Piggy
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cums in the oven
In Your Endo
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Runner Girl
just donna
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Nacho Taco
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Beaver Muncher
Chappy
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just jean
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cock-N-Face
phWedgie
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Master Baster
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Self Service
Nippleodeon
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Trashed
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
MOUNDS
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
LunaChic
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gag Em
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Three Toes In
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
BrokeBack MountMe
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Doodle
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Awhoraphobia
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Fire in my hOle
Grizzly Schniz
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
OrangUbang
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Sharin' Peter
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
4-F You
Egg F*cker
Lock Jaw
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Licky Me
Just Stacey
Sister Maria
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
CLIFF DIVER
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
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