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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Slim Jim
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
puke panther
(H5)
Sister Maria
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
The bitch will find U
Choke Me Off
Just Stacey
Bushrat
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Cock-N-Face
Cums in the oven
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Doodle
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
LunaChic
My Precious
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Anchor Spanker
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Dan Marine-Ho
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
In Your Endo
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
F Me Daily
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Hot Crotchet
Male Slot
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Just Dakotah
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Piggy
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lock Jaw
Nippleodeon
just donna
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
OrangUbang
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
CLIFF DIVER
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Trashed
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Awhoraphobia
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Master Baster
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
4-F You
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Debasement
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
Muffalotta
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Fire in my hOle
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
NFHN
(H5)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Analholics Anonymous
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Licky Me
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Self Service
Nacho Taco
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
MOUNDS
Egg F*cker
My Holes Matter
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Three Toes In
2 Finger Tuesday
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Fart ConnOr
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Wild Cherry
Wishboneher
Big Ten Inch
Sharin' Peter
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Runner Girl
K9-69
(PittH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
ID
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
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