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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Just Dakotah

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Doodle

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Self Service

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Big Ten Inch

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Sister Maria

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Anchor Spanker

DH3

NFHN

(H5)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Bushrat

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

In Your Endo

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Hot Crotchet

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Wild Cherry

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

4-F You

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

LVH3
...

Uniporn

(H5)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Trashed

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

just donna

(H5)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

She Wee Wee

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

F Me Daily

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

phWedgie

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Choke Me Off

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Peter Grippin

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

RU-469

(DCH4)

puke panther

(H5)

ID

(H5)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

My Precious

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

HeYanksPenis

H5

LunaChic

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Rex

(PGHH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Pork your parents

(H5)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Licky Me

H5