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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Pork your parents

(H5)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Licky Me

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

just donna

(H5)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Choke Me Off

H5

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Deadman

(Rumson)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Self Service

H5

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

OrangUbang

H5

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

puke panther

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

Uniporn

(H5)

3&Out

(DH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Wishboneher

H5

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Master Baster

(IH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Bushrat

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

My Precious

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

LVH3
...

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Just jean

(H5)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

4-F You

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

NFHN

(H5)

She Wee Wee

H5

Muffalotta

(H5)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Uncle John

(FCH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

LunaChic

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

G I

(Rumson )

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Nippleodeon

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Cums in the oven

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Trashed

H5

RU-469

(DCH4)

Lock Jaw

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

phWedgie

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Church Lady

(FUH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Chappy

(H5)

ID

(H5)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

MOUNDS

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Mudman

(FCH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Doodle

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Peter Grippin

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5