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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Sister Maria
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Piggy
Moon
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Self Service
LunaChic
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
My Precious
Wild Cherry
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
hare today cum tomorrow
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Sharin' Peter
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
4-F You
Trashed
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Slim Jim
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
The bitch will find U
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
just donna
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Gulliver's Tranny
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
phWedgie
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Lock Jaw
Fuzzbuster
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HeYanksPenis
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cums in the oven
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Analholics Anonymous
OrangUbang
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
MOUNDS
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
NFHN
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
She Wee Wee
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Clitorhands 2
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Gag Em
Egg F*cker
Wishboneher
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Three Toes In
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
In Your Endo
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Stacey
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Hot Crotchet
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
Anchor Spanker
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Fart ConnOr
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Beaver Muncher
My Holes Matter
Just jean
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Bushrat
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
ID
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
3&Out
(DH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Nacho Taco
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Doodle
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
BrokeBack MountMe
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
F Me Daily
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
CLIFF DIVER
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Licky Me
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Anal nicole
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
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