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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Nacho Taco
Master Baster
(IH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cums in the oven
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
MOUNDS
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Fire in my hOle
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
LunaChic
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Deadman
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
OrangUbang
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Piggy
Fuzzbuster
K9-69
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Fart ConnOr
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
My Precious
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Runner Girl
The bitch will find U
Awhoraphobia
Anal nicole
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sister Maria
Gag Em
puke panther
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Wild Cherry
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
In Your Endo
Three Toes In
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Sharin' Peter
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Big Ten Inch
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bushrat
Lock Jaw
Lips
(POHOH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Doodle
Trashed
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Wishboneher
Chief of Queefs
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
hare today cum tomorrow
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Beaver Muncher
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Just Stacey
phWedgie
Mudman
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cock-N-Face
4-F You
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
G I
(Rumson )
c-scaper
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
HeYanksPenis
Nippleodeon
Just Dakotah
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
CLIFF DIVER
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Peter Grippin
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Self Service
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