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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Licky Me
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Tickets
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Clitorhands 2
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Debasement
(IH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
phWedgie
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
K9-69
(PittH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Beaver Muncher
Cock-N-Face
OrangUbang
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Gulliver's Tranny
Weblow Scout
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Fuzzbuster
Sharin' Peter
BrokeBack MountMe
Choke Me Off
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
MOUNDS
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Bushrat
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Wishboneher
Butt Floss
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
just donna
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Trashed
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Anal nicole
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Grizzly Schniz
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sister Maria
Wild Cherry
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
ID
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
In Your Endo
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Egg F*cker
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
4-F You
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Deadman
(Rumson)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
The bitch will find U
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Chappy
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Doodle
Slim Jim
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Fart ConnOr
Hot Crotchet
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Chief of Queefs
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
LunaChic
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Stacey
Gag Em
F Me Daily
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Peter Grippin
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cums in the oven
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Awhoraphobia
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Runner Girl
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
NFHN
(H5)
My Precious
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Anchor Spanker
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Piggy
My Holes Matter
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
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