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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Anchor Spanker
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Licky Me
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lock Jaw
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
CLIFF DIVER
Master Baster
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
BrokeBack MountMe
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Dan Marine-Ho
Clitorhands 2
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Egg F*cker
In Your Endo
Cock-N-Face
LunaChic
Beaver Muncher
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Deadman
(Rumson)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
NFHN
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Slim Jim
(H5)
MOUNDS
Double D
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Nippleodeon
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gulliver's Tranny
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
4-F You
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
F Me Daily
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
She Wee Wee
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Church Lady
(FUH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Bushrat
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
phWedgie
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Nacho Taco
Debasement
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Three Toes In
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Wild Cherry
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Runner Girl
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Stacey
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Awhoraphobia
The Rash
(PHLH3)
just donna
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
HeYanksPenis
ass-Q
(SH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Piggy
Choke Me Off
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Gag Em
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Sharin' Peter
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Wishboneher
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Self Service
Big Ten Inch
Fart ConnOr
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
My Precious
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Chief of Queefs
G I
(Rumson )
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
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