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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Doodle
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
My Precious
OrangUbang
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
HeYanksPenis
BANG 4 UR BUCK
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Piggy
Loose Early
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
4-F You
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sister Maria
Just jean
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
BrokeBack MountMe
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Peter Grippin
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
hare today cum tomorrow
Wishboneher
Trashed
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
NFHN
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Dan Marine-Ho
Awhoraphobia
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
ID
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Analholics Anonymous
Licky Me
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Cums in the oven
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Wild Cherry
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Three Toes In
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Beaver Muncher
K9-69
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
In Your Endo
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Tickets
(Rumson)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Self Service
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
3&Out
(DH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choke Me Off
Sharin' Peter
Bushrat
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Hot Crotchet
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Clitorhands 2
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Anal nicole
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Just Stacey
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Runner Girl
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
just donna
(H5)
Egg F*cker
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Nippleodeon
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
6cooter
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Fart ConnOr
MOUNDS
Double D
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
The bitch will find U
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
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