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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
NFHN
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
She Wee Wee
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Three Toes In
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Big Ten Inch
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Runner Girl
Lips
(POHOH3)
Doodle
ass-Q
(SH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dan Marine-Ho
BrokeBack MountMe
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Butt Floss
(IH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
MOUNDS
Grizzly Schniz
Cock-N-Face
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Anal nicole
RU-469
(DCH4)
Self Service
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gag Em
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Trashed
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Fire in my hOle
Anchor Spanker
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Wild Cherry
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hot Crotchet
The bitch will find U
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Clitorhands 2
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
LunaChic
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Holes Matter
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
HeYanksPenis
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
phWedgie
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Peter Grippin
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
just donna
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Licky Me
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Bushrat
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
G I
(Rumson )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
F Me Daily
Piggy
Fuzzbuster
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
ID
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
OrangUbang
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lock Jaw
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Chappy
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Nippleodeon
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Sister Maria
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Choke Me Off
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Fart ConnOr
Chief of Queefs
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Just jean
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
CLIFF DIVER
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
4-F You
Wishboneher
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phi Eta Pi
Master Baster
(IH3)
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