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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Sharin' Peter

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Just Dakotah

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Rex

(PGHH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

phWedgie

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Lock Jaw

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Analholics Anonymous

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Wishboneher

H5

Big Ten Inch

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

LVH3
...

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Trashed

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Licky Me

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Nippleodeon

H5

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Three Toes In

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Cums in the oven

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

OrangUbang

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

LunaChic

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

4-F You

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

K9-69

(PittH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Bushrat

H5

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

puke panther

(H5)

In Your Endo

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Doodle

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Self Service

H5

just donna

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

My Precious

H5

G I

(Rumson )

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)