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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Peter Grippin
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Chief of Queefs
Cums in the oven
2 Finger Tuesday
My Precious
Piggy
6cooter
(PGHH3)
My Holes Matter
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Wild Cherry
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Purple Cooter
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
NFHN
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Analholics Anonymous
3&Out
(DH3)
LunaChic
Sharin' Peter
G I
(Rumson )
Egg F*cker
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
Bushrat
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Licky Me
Sister Maria
Just jean
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Self Service
Pork your parents
(H5)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Nippleodeon
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
ID
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Chappy
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Anchor Spanker
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Clitorhands 2
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Phi Eta Pi
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
OrangUbang
Three Toes In
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
MOUNDS
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Doodle
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Fuzzbuster
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
hare today cum tomorrow
Double D
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
F Me Daily
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Fart ConnOr
Dan Marine-Ho
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lock Jaw
Hot Crotchet
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
Gag Em
In Your Endo
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Moon
(PGHH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
phWedgie
Trashed
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
Just Terri
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
4-F You
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Just Stacey
Beaver Muncher
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Runner Girl
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
She Wee Wee
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