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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Self Service
Awhoraphobia
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Anal nicole
Pork your parents
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
F Me Daily
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
OrangUbang
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Cock-N-Face
Phi Eta Pi
MOUNDS
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Egg F*cker
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Anchor Spanker
Clitorhands 2
Grizzly Schniz
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Fire in my hOle
Just Stacey
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
puke panther
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Runner Girl
Nippleodeon
RU-469
(DCH4)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sister Maria
She Wee Wee
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Cums in the oven
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Deadman
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Fuzzbuster
hare today cum tomorrow
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Sharin' Peter
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Bushrat
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Wishboneher
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Licky Me
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
NFHN
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Doodle
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Piggy
ass-Q
(SH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Choke Me Off
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
HeYanksPenis
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
My Holes Matter
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gag Em
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Rex
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
3&Out
(DH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Nacho Taco
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
2 Finger Tuesday
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
ID
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
4-F You
In Your Endo
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
My Precious
Peter Grippin
Uniporn
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
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