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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Self Service
Hot Crotchet
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Anchor Spanker
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Moon
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
My Holes Matter
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Grizzly Schniz
HeYanksPenis
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Doodle
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Sharin' Peter
just donna
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
The bitch will find U
Runner Girl
Rex
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Big Ten Inch
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
4-F You
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Dakotah
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
G I
(Rumson )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Trashed
Mudman
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Wishboneher
OrangUbang
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
She Wee Wee
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lock Jaw
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Three Toes In
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Bushrat
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
F Me Daily
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just Stacey
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
In Your Endo
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wild Cherry
Clitorhands 2
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Nacho Taco
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Nippleodeon
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Cock-N-Face
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
My Precious
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Sister Maria
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Awhoraphobia
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Fuzzbuster
Licky Me
CLIFF DIVER
LunaChic
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Egg F*cker
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
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