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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
She Wee Wee
Gag Em
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Doodle
The bitch will find U
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Cock-N-Face
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
F Me Daily
Just jean
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Bushrat
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Trashed
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
My Precious
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Wild Cherry
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
2 Finger Tuesday
Piggy
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
BrokeBack MountMe
Clitorhands 2
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Self Service
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
OrangUbang
Deadman
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Big Ten Inch
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Sharin' Peter
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Beaver Muncher
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Uniporn
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
4-F You
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Just Stacey
Fart ConnOr
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Three Toes In
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hot Crotchet
Wishboneher
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
just donna
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Egg F*cker
Anchor Spanker
Weblow Scout
(H5)
ID
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Runner Girl
Licky Me
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Lock Jaw
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
phWedgie
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
3&Out
(DH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Nippleodeon
In Your Endo
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Anal nicole
Muffalotta
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Chief of Queefs
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
LunaChic
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Awhoraphobia
Sister Maria
Nacho Taco
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
My Holes Matter
Phi Eta Pi
Analholics Anonymous
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