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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
F Me Daily
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lock Jaw
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Nacho Taco
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Licky Me
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
My Holes Matter
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
OrangUbang
Piggy
lips of steel
(PittH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Bushrat
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Gag Em
Slim Jim
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Beaver Muncher
2 Finger Tuesday
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
NFHN
(H5)
Egg F*cker
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dan Marine-Ho
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Anchor Spanker
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Just jean
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Three Toes In
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Trashed
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Fart ConnOr
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Awhoraphobia
Sharin' Peter
Double D
(BAH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Doodle
Knickers Please!
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
4-F You
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
The bitch will find U
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Self Service
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
CLIFF DIVER
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
phWedgie
Just Chris
(OFH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
My Precious
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Peter Grippin
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cums in the oven
Grizzly Schniz
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Wild Cherry
Anal nicole
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cock-N-Face
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
ID
(H5)
Just Stacey
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
BrokeBack MountMe
Sister Maria
RU-469
(DCH4)
Hot Crotchet
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
In Your Endo
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Just Dakotah
Chappy
(H5)
LunaChic
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
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