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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Lock Jaw
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Three Toes In
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Wild Cherry
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
F Me Daily
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Choke Me Off
LunaChic
Chief of Queefs
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Sister Maria
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Trashed
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fire in my hOle
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Double D
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bushrat
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nippleodeon
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Awhoraphobia
lips of steel
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Anal nicole
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
My Holes Matter
Self Service
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
4-F You
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Grizzly Schniz
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Just jean
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
K9-69
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Piggy
Slim Jim
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
just donna
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Doodle
Gag Em
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wishboneher
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
In Your Endo
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Big Ten Inch
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fuzzbuster
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Tickets
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Just Stacey
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Egg F*cker
ID
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Peter Grippin
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
puke panther
(H5)
phWedgie
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
hare today cum tomorrow
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
OrangUbang
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Nacho Taco
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
My Precious
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
MOUNDS
Fart ConnOr
Hot Crotchet
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Cums in the oven
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Dakotah
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