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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Fuzzbuster
hare today cum tomorrow
BANG 4 UR BUCK
In Your Endo
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Awhoraphobia
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
Clitorhands 2
She Wee Wee
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Anchor Spanker
Grizzly Schniz
Dan Marine-Ho
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Peter Grippin
K9-69
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Lock Jaw
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Chief of Queefs
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Big Ten Inch
Rex
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Gag Em
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Bushrat
just donna
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Anal nicole
Wishboneher
Lips
(POHOH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Nippleodeon
Debasement
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Deadman
(Rumson)
My Holes Matter
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
4-F You
Fart ConnOr
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Trashed
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
F Me Daily
Gulliver's Tranny
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
My Precious
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Wild Cherry
Tickets
(Rumson)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
LunaChic
Doodle
OrangUbang
Weblow Scout
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Piggy
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
HeYanksPenis
3&Out
(DH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Self Service
ass-Q
(SH3)
ID
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Choke Me Off
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Egg F*cker
BrokeBack MountMe
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just jean
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sharin' Peter
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Licky Me
Hot Crotchet
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Just Stacey
Sister Maria
Runner Girl
The bitch will find U
Male Slot
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Three Toes In
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
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