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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Trashed
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
LunaChic
Sharin' Peter
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Slim Jim
(H5)
Self Service
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Sister Maria
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
ID
(H5)
Gag Em
F Me Daily
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Gulliver's Tranny
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
My Precious
Double D
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
4-F You
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
BrokeBack MountMe
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Fire in my hOle
The bitch will find U
Fart ConnOr
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
NFHN
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Choke Me Off
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Debasement
(IH3)
Anchor Spanker
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Licky Me
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
G I
(Rumson )
Mudman
(FCH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Doodle
Fuzzbuster
CLIFF DIVER
phWedgie
ass-Q
(SH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Nacho Taco
Cums in the oven
Dan Marine-Ho
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peter Grippin
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
just donna
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
My Holes Matter
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Egg F*cker
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
In Your Endo
Piggy
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
OrangUbang
Anal nicole
HeYanksPenis
Wishboneher
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Uniporn
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Stacey
Lock Jaw
hare today cum tomorrow
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Runner Girl
Hot Crotchet
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Just Dakotah
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
puke panther
(H5)
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