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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
4-F You
Grizzly Schniz
c-scaper
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Self Service
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Egg F*cker
puke panther
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Bushrat
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lock Jaw
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
In Your Endo
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Choke Me Off
Hot Crotchet
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Chappy
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
BrokeBack MountMe
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Slim Jim
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
ID
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Doodle
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Sister Maria
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
MOUNDS
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gag Em
The bitch will find U
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Anchor Spanker
My Precious
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Muffalotta
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Chief of Queefs
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Stacey
Big Ten Inch
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Nippleodeon
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Wild Cherry
Clitorhands 2
Three Toes In
Double D
(BAH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Trashed
Just jean
(H5)
Peter Grippin
My Holes Matter
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Runner Girl
Fuzzbuster
Fire in my hOle
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Licky Me
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Piggy
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
OrangUbang
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
LunaChic
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
2 Finger Tuesday
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Pork your parents
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Wishboneher
3&Out
(DH3)
HeYanksPenis
just donna
(H5)
Anal nicole
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Mudman
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Dakotah
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Cock-N-Face
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
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