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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Nacho Taco
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
MOUNDS
Grizzly Schniz
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Doodle
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Runner Girl
Trashed
Cock-N-Face
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sister Maria
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gag Em
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Cums in the oven
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Deadman
(Rumson)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
phWedgie
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Dakotah
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just jean
(H5)
4-F You
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Wild Cherry
just donna
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Debasement
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Licky Me
K9-69
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Anchor Spanker
The bitch will find U
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Nippleodeon
Bushrat
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chief of Queefs
Clitorhands 2
My Holes Matter
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Awhoraphobia
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Double D
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Anal nicole
Lock Jaw
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Beaver Muncher
Lips
(POHOH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Self Service
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Choke Me Off
Muffalotta
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Phi Eta Pi
puke panther
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Gulliver's Tranny
Master Baster
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
In Your Endo
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
My Precious
3&Out
(DH3)
She Wee Wee
CLIFF DIVER
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fart ConnOr
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
ID
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Piggy
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Fuzzbuster
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hot Crotchet
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Egg F*cker
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sharin' Peter
F Me Daily
HeYanksPenis
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Stacey
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
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