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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
RU-469
(DCH4)
Cock-N-Face
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
ID
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Nippleodeon
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
NFHN
(H5)
Gag Em
MOUNDS
Beaver Muncher
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bushrat
The bitch will find U
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Sister Maria
Wild Cherry
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Peter Grippin
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
hare today cum tomorrow
Grizzly Schniz
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Phi Eta Pi
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Self Service
puke panther
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Fire in my hOle
Wishboneher
Nacho Taco
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Lock Jaw
Just Stacey
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
just donna
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
4-F You
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
phWedgie
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
CLIFF DIVER
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
F Me Daily
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Piggy
Anal nicole
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Sharin' Peter
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fart ConnOr
Chappy
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
She Wee Wee
BrokeBack MountMe
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Dakotah
Trashed
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Awhoraphobia
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Cums in the oven
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Runner Girl
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Clitorhands 2
Licky Me
Male Slot
(FCH3)
My Precious
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
HeYanksPenis
OrangUbang
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Tickets
(Rumson)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
My Holes Matter
Doodle
Hot Crotchet
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Fuzzbuster
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Anchor Spanker
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chief of Queefs
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
G I
(Rumson )
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
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