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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Awhoraphobia
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
ass-Q
(SH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Chief of Queefs
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
puke panther
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Stacey
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
Uniporn
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Clitorhands 2
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Runner Girl
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Sister Maria
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
LunaChic
Sharin' Peter
In Your Endo
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Anal nicole
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Big Ten Inch
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Just Dakotah
RU-469
(DCH4)
She Wee Wee
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Hot Crotchet
Vestosterone
(RH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Piggy
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
phWedgie
Nippleodeon
Choke Me Off
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Fuzzbuster
Licky Me
Peter Grippin
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Dan Marine-Ho
Cock-N-Face
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
HeYanksPenis
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Slim Jim
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Egg F*cker
Nacho Taco
My Holes Matter
Gag Em
Debasement
(IH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Self Service
Gulliver's Tranny
c-scaper
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Fart ConnOr
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Three Toes In
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Anchor Spanker
Wishboneher
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
4-F You
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
My Precious
just donna
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
NFHN
(H5)
Doodle
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
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