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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Nippleodeon
3&Out
(DH3)
Analholics Anonymous
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fire in my hOle
Lock Jaw
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
G I
(Rumson )
Awhoraphobia
Tickets
(Rumson)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
phWedgie
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Three Toes In
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Piggy
hare today cum tomorrow
MOUNDS
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Licky Me
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
F Me Daily
Nacho Taco
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Egg F*cker
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Clitorhands 2
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Cock-N-Face
Fart ConnOr
Master Baster
(IH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Just jean
(H5)
She Wee Wee
LunaChic
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Fuzzbuster
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Wild Cherry
The bitch will find U
HeYanksPenis
Self Service
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Peter Grippin
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Anal nicole
K9-69
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Anchor Spanker
Wishboneher
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sister Maria
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Bushrat
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
My Holes Matter
My Precious
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Grizzly Schniz
ID
(H5)
Doodle
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Dan Marine-Ho
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
Hot Crotchet
Uniporn
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Trashed
Cums in the oven
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Sharin' Peter
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Just Dakotah
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Beaver Muncher
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
puke panther
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
OrangUbang
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
just donna
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
4-F You
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
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