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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Dan Marine-Ho
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Anchor Spanker
Runner Girl
Licky Me
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
Peter Grippin
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Just Dakotah
Clitorhands 2
Doodle
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Moon
(PGHH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Anal nicole
Master Baster
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Double D
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Egg F*cker
NFHN
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Choke Me Off
c-scaper
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
OrangUbang
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Self Service
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
ID
(H5)
Wishboneher
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Piggy
Just Stacey
Debasement
(IH3)
F Me Daily
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Beaver Muncher
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Fire in my hOle
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Sharin' Peter
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
HeYanksPenis
Fuzzbuster
LunaChic
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
4-F You
ass-Q
(SH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Bushrat
BrokeBack MountMe
The Rash
(PHLH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
My Precious
MOUNDS
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Trashed
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
puke panther
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Sister Maria
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Awhoraphobia
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Lock Jaw
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hot Crotchet
Wild Cherry
Rex
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Three Toes In
Tickets
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
3&Out
(DH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
just donna
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Cock-N-Face
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cums in the oven
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