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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Uniporn
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
In Your Endo
Cums in the oven
CLIFF DIVER
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
F Me Daily
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sister Maria
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Fire in my hOle
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Analholics Anonymous
Beaver Muncher
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Sharin' Peter
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Chappy
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Cock-N-Face
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Piggy
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Dakotah
My Holes Matter
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Choke Me Off
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Runner Girl
just donna
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Muffalotta
(H5)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Three Toes In
Deadman
(Rumson)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Doodle
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
She Wee Wee
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Wild Cherry
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Licky Me
Moon
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lips
(POHOH3)
ID
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
The bitch will find U
Trashed
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Fart ConnOr
Bushrat
Chief of Queefs
Tickets
(Rumson)
Nacho Taco
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
puke panther
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
OrangUbang
MOUNDS
Gag Em
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Hot Crotchet
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Self Service
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Lock Jaw
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
4-F You
Clitorhands 2
Fuzzbuster
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Nippleodeon
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
My Precious
Awhoraphobia
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
NFHN
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
Egg F*cker
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
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