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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

G I

(Rumson )

OrangUbang

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

6cooter

(PGHH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Lock Jaw

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Rex

(PGHH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

puke panther

(H5)

NFHN

(H5)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

4-F You

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Bushrat

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Cock-N-Face

H5

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Awhoraphobia

H5

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Choke Me Off

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Cums in the oven

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Just Dakotah

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Three Toes In

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

ID

(H5)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Licky Me

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Muffalotta

(H5)

She Wee Wee

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

phWedgie

H5

Weblow Scout

(H5)

F Me Daily

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Trashed

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

My Precious

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

LVH3
...

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Pork your parents

(H5)

just donna

(H5)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Doodle

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Self Service

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

My Holes Matter

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Sister Maria

H5

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

LunaChic

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Hot Crotchet

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Just jean

(H5)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Wishboneher

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)