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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Master Baster
(IH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Analholics Anonymous
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Runner Girl
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
NFHN
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Sister Maria
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Dan Marine-Ho
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cums in the oven
Licky Me
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
4-F You
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Beaver Muncher
Phi Eta Pi
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Grizzly Schniz
Uncle John
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Just Stacey
Wishboneher
Gag Em
Self Service
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
puke panther
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Doodle
Nippleodeon
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Anal nicole
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Trashed
OrangUbang
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
LunaChic
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
just donna
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hot Crotchet
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
In Your Endo
Slim Jim
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
MOUNDS
Just jean
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Nacho Taco
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Egg F*cker
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fart ConnOr
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Chief of Queefs
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
F Me Daily
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Bushrat
Muffalotta
(H5)
Piggy
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
Debasement
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
phWedgie
Moon
(PGHH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Lick stick
(Clh3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cock-N-Face
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Sharin' Peter
Mudman
(FCH3)
My Precious
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Awhoraphobia
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Three Toes In
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Big Ten Inch
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
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