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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Anal nicole
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Beaver Muncher
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Trashed
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
My Holes Matter
Debasement
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
ID
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Gag Em
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
2 Finger Tuesday
Choke Me Off
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Doodle
The bitch will find U
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Awhoraphobia
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Lock Jaw
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Analholics Anonymous
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Piggy
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Egg F*cker
BANG 4 UR BUCK
4-F You
Master Baster
(IH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
OrangUbang
Wild Cherry
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
She Wee Wee
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Sharin' Peter
F Me Daily
Three Toes In
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
phWedgie
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Bushrat
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
G I
(Rumson )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Licky Me
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Self Service
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Sister Maria
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
puke panther
(H5)
Just Stacey
just donna
(H5)
LunaChic
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
HeYanksPenis
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
MOUNDS
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
Pork your parents
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Phi Eta Pi
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
My Precious
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Runner Girl
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Fart ConnOr
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Fuzzbuster
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Peter Grippin
In Your Endo
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Wishboneher
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Uniporn
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Fire in my hOle
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cock-N-Face
Nacho Taco
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Just Dakotah
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
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