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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Bushrat
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
NFHN
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Self Service
Just Terri
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Sharin' Peter
Piggy
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Doodle
3&Out
(DH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
LunaChic
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
2 Finger Tuesday
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Grizzly Schniz
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Clitorhands 2
Fire in my hOle
Gulliver's Tranny
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
My Holes Matter
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Deadman
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Choke Me Off
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Just Stacey
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Fuzzbuster
puke panther
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lock Jaw
Debasement
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Nacho Taco
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
F Me Daily
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Runner Girl
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
MOUNDS
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Analholics Anonymous
RU-469
(DCH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
In Your Endo
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Nippleodeon
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Trashed
Peter Grippin
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Anal nicole
Just Dakotah
Hot Crotchet
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Wishboneher
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Wild Cherry
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
BrokeBack MountMe
CLIFF DIVER
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Licky Me
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Awhoraphobia
Beaver Muncher
My Precious
K9-69
(PittH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
4-F You
Double D
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
just donna
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
Cums in the oven
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
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