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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lock Jaw
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Anal nicole
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Fart ConnOr
Gag Em
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pork your parents
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
2 Finger Tuesday
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Trashed
MOUNDS
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Fire in my hOle
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
LunaChic
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Bushrat
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Awhoraphobia
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
just donna
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
phWedgie
The bitch will find U
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wishboneher
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Phi Eta Pi
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Nippleodeon
G I
(Rumson )
Master Baster
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Deadman
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
My Precious
3&Out
(DH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Licky Me
Dan Marine-Ho
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
puke panther
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Slim Jim
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
HeYanksPenis
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
In Your Endo
Wild Cherry
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
ID
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Piggy
Anchor Spanker
Choke Me Off
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Clitorhands 2
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Grizzly Schniz
Hot Crotchet
Three Toes In
Double D
(BAH3)
Chief of Queefs
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cums in the oven
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Doodle
CLIFF DIVER
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
4-F You
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Nacho Taco
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Self Service
hare today cum tomorrow
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Sister Maria
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
My Holes Matter
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Dakotah
Rex
(PGHH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cock-N-Face
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Egg F*cker
F Me Daily
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