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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Master Baster
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Piggy
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fire in my hOle
Debasement
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Choke Me Off
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Doodle
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
She Wee Wee
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
LunaChic
4-F You
Cock-N-Face
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
In Your Endo
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Analholics Anonymous
hare today cum tomorrow
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bushrat
The bitch will find U
BANG 4 UR BUCK
phWedgie
HeYanksPenis
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
MOUNDS
Licky Me
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Stacey
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Just jean
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Knickers Please!
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Fart ConnOr
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Three Toes In
Awhoraphobia
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Sister Maria
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Clitorhands 2
just donna
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
OrangUbang
Wild Cherry
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
G I
(Rumson )
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Self Service
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Cums in the oven
BrokeBack MountMe
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Fuzzbuster
Anchor Spanker
CLIFF DIVER
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Anal nicole
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Beaver Muncher
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
K9-69
(PittH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Big Ten Inch
Runner Girl
Just Dakotah
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Peter Grippin
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
My Precious
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Muffalotta
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Trashed
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
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