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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Hot Crotchet
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Chappy
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
MOUNDS
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Clitorhands 2
Dan Marine-Ho
Fart ConnOr
Weblow Scout
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
ass-Q
(SH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Peter Grippin
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
My Holes Matter
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Wild Cherry
RU-469
(DCH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Phi Eta Pi
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Choke Me Off
Nacho Taco
Gag Em
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Beaver Muncher
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
Egg F*cker
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Gulliver's Tranny
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Self Service
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Just jean
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Sharin' Peter
Anal nicole
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
NFHN
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
F Me Daily
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Runner Girl
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Three Toes In
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Cock-N-Face
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
My Precious
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Tickets
(Rumson)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Awhoraphobia
ID
(H5)
Piggy
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Doodle
Slim Jim
(H5)
Grizzly Schniz
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
In Your Endo
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Fuzzbuster
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Fire in my hOle
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Dakotah
OrangUbang
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Big Ten Inch
Moon
(PGHH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Sister Maria
hare today cum tomorrow
4-F You
Just Stacey
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Wishboneher
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Trashed
Analholics Anonymous
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
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