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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Clitorhands 2
Wishboneher
Tickets
(Rumson)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Anchor Spanker
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Cums in the oven
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Self Service
Chief of Queefs
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
ID
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lock Jaw
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
G I
(Rumson )
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Anal nicole
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Awhoraphobia
Lips
(POHOH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
The bitch will find U
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Licky Me
phWedgie
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Beaver Muncher
Three Toes In
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Nacho Taco
Deadman
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
HeYanksPenis
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Piggy
MOUNDS
Just jean
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
My Holes Matter
LunaChic
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Doodle
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
4-F You
Muffalotta
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
My Precious
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Fuzzbuster
NFHN
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
Egg F*cker
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Choke Me Off
Bushrat
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Trashed
Debasement
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Grizzly Schniz
Wild Cherry
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
In Your Endo
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Moon
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Nippleodeon
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
puke panther
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
just donna
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Mudman
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Gag Em
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
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