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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fart ConnOr
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Runner Girl
BrokeBack MountMe
Double D
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Phi Eta Pi
The bitch will find U
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Anchor Spanker
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Chief of Queefs
Fire in my hOle
She Wee Wee
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Peter Grippin
The Rash
(PHLH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
MOUNDS
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Wild Cherry
ID
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
LunaChic
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
My Precious
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Chappy
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lips
(POHOH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
puke panther
(H5)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Beaver Muncher
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Sharin' Peter
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
My Holes Matter
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
OrangUbang
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Hot Crotchet
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Awhoraphobia
c-scaper
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Trashed
Just Stacey
just donna
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
phWedgie
Fuzzbuster
Licky Me
Moon
(PGHH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Debasement
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Doodle
Grizzly Schniz
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cums in the oven
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cock-N-Face
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Uniporn
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
4-F You
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Bushrat
Slim Jim
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Big Ten Inch
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
HeYanksPenis
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Piggy
Analholics Anonymous
K9-69
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Self Service
Lock Jaw
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Choke Me Off
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Wishboneher
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gag Em
Three Toes In
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Nippleodeon
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
RU-469
(DCH4)
F Me Daily
In Your Endo
Dan Marine-Ho
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
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