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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Gag Em
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Analholics Anonymous
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Hot Crotchet
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
In Your Endo
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
puke panther
(H5)
F Me Daily
Doodle
Lips
(POHOH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Wishboneher
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Nacho Taco
K9-69
(PittH3)
Wild Cherry
Sharin' Peter
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Awhoraphobia
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
BrokeBack MountMe
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Three Toes In
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Chief of Queefs
ass-Q
(SH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Anal nicole
Lock Jaw
Dan Marine-Ho
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Clitorhands 2
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
OrangUbang
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
4-F You
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Self Service
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Debasement
(IH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
My Precious
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Trashed
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Nippleodeon
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Uniporn
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Bushrat
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
phWedgie
She Wee Wee
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
CLIFF DIVER
Muffalotta
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
HeYanksPenis
hare today cum tomorrow
Choke Me Off
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Cock-N-Face
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Fuzzbuster
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Runner Girl
Peter Grippin
Just jean
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Just Dakotah
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Big Ten Inch
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cums in the oven
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Licky Me
Egg F*cker
Piggy
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Master Baster
(IH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
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