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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Beaver Muncher
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Runner Girl
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Choke Me Off
LunaChic
Slim Jim
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Licky Me
Three Toes In
NFHN
(H5)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Nacho Taco
Trashed
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Lips
(POHOH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
G I
(Rumson )
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
My Holes Matter
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Cums in the oven
just donna
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Doodle
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Tickets
(Rumson)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Debasement
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Grizzly Schniz
In Your Endo
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
HeYanksPenis
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Wild Cherry
puke panther
(H5)
BrokeBack MountMe
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
hare today cum tomorrow
Mudman
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Deadman
(Rumson)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Clitorhands 2
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
RU-469
(DCH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
She Wee Wee
Sister Maria
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
The bitch will find U
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Just Dakotah
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
MOUNDS
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Awhoraphobia
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Gag Em
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Anal nicole
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Analholics Anonymous
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Sharin' Peter
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Egg F*cker
K9-69
(PittH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Piggy
Just Chris
(OFH3)
F Me Daily
Fuzzbuster
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
Peter Grippin
Chappy
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
4-F You
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Bushrat
Just jean
(H5)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Nippleodeon
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
phWedgie
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
My Precious
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
CLIFF DIVER
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
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