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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
ID
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Chief of Queefs
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Phi Eta Pi
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Wild Cherry
Sister Maria
just donna
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Self Service
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Cock-N-Face
Licky Me
OrangUbang
Just Chris
(OFH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Just Dakotah
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Wishboneher
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
MOUNDS
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Nacho Taco
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Three Toes In
Doodle
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Trashed
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Mudman
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Nippleodeon
Double D
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hot Crotchet
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Lock Jaw
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
puke panther
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fart ConnOr
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Peter Grippin
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
LunaChic
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Piggy
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Clitorhands 2
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
HeYanksPenis
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Chappy
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Anal nicole
Master Baster
(IH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Analholics Anonymous
Rex
(PGHH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
phWedgie
BrokeBack MountMe
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Sharin' Peter
Just Stacey
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fuzzbuster
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Gag Em
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
My Holes Matter
ass-Q
(SH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Deadman
(Rumson)
She Wee Wee
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Bushrat
Just Terri
(BAH3)
In Your Endo
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Cums in the oven
NFHN
(H5)
Dan Marine-Ho
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Choke Me Off
Pork your parents
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Fire in my hOle
F Me Daily
My Precious
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Big Ten Inch
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Awhoraphobia
Anchor Spanker
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
4-F You
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Just jean
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
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