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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Anal nicole
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
puke panther
(H5)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Doodle
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
OrangUbang
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Piggy
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Sharin' Peter
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Choke Me Off
Big Ten Inch
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
4-F You
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
F Me Daily
Nacho Taco
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Wishboneher
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
In Your Endo
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
LunaChic
Dan Marine-Ho
just donna
(H5)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Beaver Muncher
Nippleodeon
Self Service
Awhoraphobia
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Egg F*cker
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
NFHN
(H5)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Peter Grippin
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Runner Girl
Lips
(POHOH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Trashed
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Licky Me
Lock Jaw
Master Baster
(IH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
MOUNDS
Uniporn
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
RU-469
(DCH4)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Just Dakotah
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Chief of Queefs
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
HeYanksPenis
My Holes Matter
Cock-N-Face
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Three Toes In
Bushrat
Gag Em
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
ID
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Analholics Anonymous
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
CLIFF DIVER
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Wild Cherry
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
Slim Jim
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Sister Maria
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
The bitch will find U
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Stacey
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
My Precious
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