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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

G I

(Rumson )

Awhoraphobia

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

phWedgie

H5

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

MOUNDS

H5

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Licky Me

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Just Stacey

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Choke Me Off

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Master Baster

(IH3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Just jean

(H5)

She Wee Wee

H5

LunaChic

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

LVH3
...

HeYanksPenis

H5

Self Service

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Anal nicole

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Wishboneher

H5

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Sister Maria

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Bushrat

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

NFHN

(H5)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

My Precious

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

ID

(H5)

Doodle

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Chappy

(H5)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Hot Crotchet

H5

Uniporn

(H5)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Trashed

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Cums in the oven

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Debasement

(IH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

puke panther

(H5)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

OrangUbang

H5

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

just donna

(H5)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

4-F You

H5

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

In Your Endo

H5