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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

MOUNDS

H5

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Master Baster

(IH3)

LVH3
...

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Bushrat

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

phWedgie

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Choke Me Off

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Mudman

(FCH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Fart ConnOr

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Just jean

(H5)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Trashed

H5

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Slim Jim

(H5)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

just donna

(H5)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

4-F You

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Cock-N-Face

H5

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Uniporn

(H5)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

ID

(H5)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Chappy

(H5)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Licky Me

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Wild Cherry

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

G I

(Rumson )

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Peter Grippin

H5

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Debasement

(IH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Self Service

H5

OrangUbang

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Doodle

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Just Stacey

H5

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

puke panther

(H5)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

RU-469

(DCH4)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Big Ten Inch

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Wishboneher

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

NFHN

(H5)

Lock Jaw

H5

Gag Em

BFMH3

My Holes Matter

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

My Precious

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

LunaChic

H5

Sister Maria

H5

HeYanksPenis

H5