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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Bushrat
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Analholics Anonymous
Muffalotta
(H5)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Piggy
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Fart ConnOr
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Big Ten Inch
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Anal nicole
Runner Girl
In Your Endo
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Clitorhands 2
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Awhoraphobia
MOUNDS
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Hot Crotchet
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Nacho Taco
Sharin' Peter
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Rex
(PGHH3)
4-F You
3&Out
(DH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Chappy
(H5)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Beaver Muncher
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Deadman
(Rumson)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just Stacey
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Self Service
NFHN
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Cock-N-Face
ID
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lock Jaw
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Male Slot
(FCH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
puke panther
(H5)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Choke Me Off
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Dan Marine-Ho
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Three Toes In
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Gulliver's Tranny
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Fire in my hOle
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Egg F*cker
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
phWedgie
My Holes Matter
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Chief of Queefs
HeYanksPenis
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Sister Maria
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Cums in the oven
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
CLIFF DIVER
My Precious
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
The bitch will find U
Mudman
(FCH3)
Doodle
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Peter Grippin
Just Chris
(OFH3)
She Wee Wee
Licky Me
Wishboneher
Moon
(PGHH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gag Em
LunaChic
Trashed
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
F Me Daily
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Anchor Spanker
just donna
(H5)
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