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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Runner Girl
CLIFF DIVER
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
OrangUbang
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
4-F You
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Gag Em
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Big Ten Inch
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Self Service
Fire in my hOle
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Phi Eta Pi
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Doodle
Wild Cherry
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Anchor Spanker
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Licky Me
Wishboneher
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Three Toes In
In Your Endo
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Fart ConnOr
Tickets
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
phWedgie
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Dan Marine-Ho
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Sister Maria
Debasement
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
HeYanksPenis
Trashed
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Anal nicole
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Sharin' Peter
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Grizzly Schniz
F Me Daily
Clitorhands 2
Bushrat
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Egg F*cker
Just Dakotah
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Rex
(PGHH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
ID
(H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
Beaver Muncher
Awhoraphobia
3&Out
(DH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
My Holes Matter
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Chappy
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Hot Crotchet
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
Fuzzbuster
Cock-N-Face
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
LunaChic
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Nacho Taco
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
MOUNDS
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Nippleodeon
Analholics Anonymous
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Deadman
(Rumson)
The bitch will find U
Peter Grippin
Piggy
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Cums in the oven
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
My Precious
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Uniporn
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
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