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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
My Precious
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Choke Me Off
Licky Me
4-F You
Just Chris
(OFH3)
OrangUbang
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
F Me Daily
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Stacey
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Self Service
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
The bitch will find U
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Cock-N-Face
Fire in my hOle
Rex
(PGHH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Nacho Taco
Double D
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Trashed
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Fuzzbuster
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Chief of Queefs
ass-Q
(SH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Three Toes In
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Anchor Spanker
Wild Cherry
Nippleodeon
In Your Endo
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Debasement
(IH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Doodle
LunaChic
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Hot Crotchet
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Gag Em
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Gulliver's Tranny
puke panther
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Chappy
(H5)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Egg F*cker
Clitorhands 2
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Peter Grippin
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
My Holes Matter
Sister Maria
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Lock Jaw
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Dan Marine-Ho
G I
(Rumson )
Runner Girl
Bushrat
Big Ten Inch
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Piggy
Pork your parents
(H5)
Cums in the oven
MOUNDS
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
NFHN
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
BrokeBack MountMe
Anal nicole
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
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