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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Trashed
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
CLIFF DIVER
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Peter Grippin
Slim Jim
(H5)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Sister Maria
G I
(Rumson )
Phi Eta Pi
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Wishboneher
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
My Precious
Anal nicole
3&Out
(DH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Pork your parents
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
OrangUbang
LunaChic
Nippleodeon
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
NFHN
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Anchor Spanker
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Just Dakotah
Dan Marine-Ho
Rex
(PGHH3)
Gag Em
HeYanksPenis
In Your Endo
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Self Service
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
MOUNDS
4-F You
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Cock-N-Face
Master Baster
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Egg F*cker
puke panther
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
ID
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Just Stacey
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Chief of Queefs
Chappy
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Piggy
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
The bitch will find U
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Fire in my hOle
Three Toes In
phWedgie
Doodle
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Moon
(PGHH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
just donna
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Licky Me
Tickets
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Wild Cherry
hare today cum tomorrow
F Me Daily
Awhoraphobia
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Double D
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
My Holes Matter
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Clitorhands 2
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Runner Girl
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Big Ten Inch
Cums in the oven
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Bushrat
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Nacho Taco
Hot Crotchet
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Beaver Muncher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
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