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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Fire in my hOle
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Analholics Anonymous
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Egg F*cker
In Your Endo
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
hare today cum tomorrow
Moon
(PGHH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Cums in the oven
The bitch will find U
Nacho Taco
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Choke Me Off
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Gag Em
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Fart ConnOr
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
puke panther
(H5)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Peter Grippin
MOUNDS
Dan Marine-Ho
HeYanksPenis
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Licky Me
Uniporn
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Clitorhands 2
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Chief of Queefs
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Runner Girl
Awhoraphobia
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Just jean
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Beaver Muncher
Trashed
She Wee Wee
Cock-N-Face
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gulliver's Tranny
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
3&Out
(DH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Nippleodeon
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pork your parents
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Three Toes In
2 Finger Tuesday
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
NFHN
(H5)
OrangUbang
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
My Precious
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Just Dakotah
Piggy
RU-469
(DCH4)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Wishboneher
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
My Holes Matter
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Phi Eta Pi
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Wild Cherry
Muffalotta
(H5)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
just donna
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Self Service
Chappy
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
LunaChic
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Just Stacey
Doodle
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
4-F You
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
CLIFF DIVER
Sister Maria
F Me Daily
Rex
(PGHH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
BrokeBack MountMe
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Double D
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Grizzly Schniz
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
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