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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Chappy
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Choke Me Off
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Wishboneher
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
BrokeBack MountMe
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Sister Maria
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Hot Crotchet
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
just donna
(H5)
Just Stacey
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Analholics Anonymous
Dan Marine-Ho
Wild Cherry
Muffalotta
(H5)
Peter Grippin
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Trashed
ID
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
She Wee Wee
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
F Me Daily
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Anchor Spanker
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
CLIFF DIVER
Runner Girl
Cock-N-Face
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
hare today cum tomorrow
puke panther
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Big Ten Inch
4-F You
Mudman
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Nippleodeon
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Fart ConnOr
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Just Dakotah
Fuzzbuster
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Licky Me
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Master Baster
(IH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Cums in the oven
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Gag Em
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Sharin' Peter
My Holes Matter
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Bushrat
Self Service
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Chief of Queefs
Grizzly Schniz
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Awhoraphobia
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
K9-69
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Fire in my hOle
HeYanksPenis
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Piggy
Male Slot
(FCH3)
LunaChic
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
In Your Endo
Egg F*cker
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
MOUNDS
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
phWedgie
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
The bitch will find U
Moon
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Anal nicole
Uniporn
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Terri
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Debasement
(IH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
My Precious
Three Toes In
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Phi Eta Pi
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Doodle
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