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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Double D
(BAH3)
The bitch will find U
Sharin' Peter
phWedgie
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
4-F You
Doodle
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Fart ConnOr
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sister Maria
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gag Em
Piggy
puke panther
(H5)
MOUNDS
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
She Wee Wee
Just Stacey
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Anchor Spanker
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
LunaChic
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
F Me Daily
Dan Marine-Ho
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cums in the oven
Moon
(PGHH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Runner Girl
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Licky Me
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Hot Crotchet
Debasement
(IH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
In Your Endo
Beaver Muncher
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cock-N-Face
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
hare today cum tomorrow
Chappy
(H5)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Trashed
ID
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Just jean
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Nacho Taco
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Bushrat
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fire in my hOle
Anal nicole
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Deadman
(Rumson)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Gulliver's Tranny
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Nippleodeon
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Wild Cherry
Lock Jaw
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Clitorhands 2
Egg F*cker
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Choke Me Off
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
NFHN
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Awhoraphobia
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
HeYanksPenis
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Big Ten Inch
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
OrangUbang
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Fuzzbuster
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
My Precious
Lips
(POHOH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Self Service
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Peter Grippin
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Muffalotta
(H5)
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