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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lips
(POHOH3)
Just jean
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Piggy
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
K9-69
(PittH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Doodle
OrangUbang
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
CLIFF DIVER
3&Out
(DH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
Peter Grippin
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
puke panther
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Chappy
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
My Precious
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
just donna
(H5)
Gag Em
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
My Holes Matter
RU-469
(DCH4)
Chief of Queefs
Big Ten Inch
Gulliver's Tranny
Slim Jim
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Sharin' Peter
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
She Wee Wee
Fuzzbuster
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
LunaChic
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Mudman
(FCH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
In Your Endo
ID
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Wishboneher
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Pork your parents
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Bushrat
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Stacey
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Fart ConnOr
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Clitorhands 2
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Cums in the oven
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Sister Maria
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
phWedgie
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Licky Me
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Analholics Anonymous
Tickets
(Rumson)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Runner Girl
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Trashed
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Just Dakotah
Self Service
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Hot Crotchet
Nacho Taco
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Muffalotta
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Cock-N-Face
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Fire in my hOle
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
MOUNDS
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
4-F You
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
F Me Daily
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Chris
(OFH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Choke Me Off
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
HeYanksPenis
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Awhoraphobia
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
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