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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
ID
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Self Service
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
She Wee Wee
Phi Eta Pi
Peter Grippin
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Doodle
Anchor Spanker
Chappy
(H5)
4-F You
Wild Cherry
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Beaver Muncher
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Cock-N-Face
Just Dakotah
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Piggy
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Nacho Taco
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
just donna
(H5)
Runner Girl
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Wishboneher
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Bushrat
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Hot Crotchet
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
MOUNDS
Nippleodeon
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Anal nicole
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
My Holes Matter
LunaChic
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
In Your Endo
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lock Jaw
CLIFF DIVER
Master Baster
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
My Precious
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Trashed
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Grizzly Schniz
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Slim Jim
(H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Fuzzbuster
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
puke panther
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Just Stacey
Choke Me Off
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Awhoraphobia
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Debasement
(IH3)
HeYanksPenis
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Chief of Queefs
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Licky Me
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Sister Maria
Big Ten Inch
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
F Me Daily
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Fart ConnOr
Double D
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
hare today cum tomorrow
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Fire in my hOle
The bitch will find U
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
OrangUbang
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
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