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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Piggy
Runner Girl
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
The bitch will find U
F Me Daily
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chief of Queefs
Choke Me Off
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Wishboneher
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Bushrat
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Just Stacey
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
She Wee Wee
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
2 Finger Tuesday
Fuzzbuster
Lips
(POHOH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
4-F You
BrokeBack MountMe
Self Service
Egg F*cker
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
Big Ten Inch
Clitorhands 2
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
MOUNDS
Hot Crotchet
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Awhoraphobia
Dan Marine-Ho
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gag Em
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Deadman
(Rumson)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Licky Me
OrangUbang
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Three Toes In
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Fart ConnOr
Butt Floss
(IH3)
LunaChic
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
My Precious
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
just donna
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
phWedgie
Just jean
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Cock-N-Face
Anal nicole
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Trashed
Beaver Muncher
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
My Holes Matter
In Your Endo
Anchor Spanker
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
CLIFF DIVER
hare today cum tomorrow
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Nippleodeon
Wild Cherry
ass-Q
(SH3)
Sister Maria
Cums in the oven
Chappy
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
G I
(Rumson )
Peter Grippin
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Doodle
HeYanksPenis
Grizzly Schniz
Purple Cooter
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
ID
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
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