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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Sister Maria
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Slim Jim
(H5)
In Your Endo
Anchor Spanker
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
F Me Daily
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
just donna
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
ID
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
OrangUbang
Cums in the oven
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Sharin' Peter
Wishboneher
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Double D
(BAH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Licky Me
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Clitorhands 2
Doodle
RU-469
(DCH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Piggy
Nacho Taco
G I
(Rumson )
The bitch will find U
LunaChic
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Awhoraphobia
Analholics Anonymous
4-F You
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
My Holes Matter
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Fuzzbuster
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Uniporn
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Egg F*cker
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hot Crotchet
Just jean
(H5)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
MOUNDS
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Bushrat
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Just Stacey
Lock Jaw
Phi Eta Pi
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Runner Girl
BrokeBack MountMe
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Self Service
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
My Precious
Dan Marine-Ho
She Wee Wee
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Trashed
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Fart ConnOr
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Big Ten Inch
puke panther
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
ass-Q
(SH3)
Choke Me Off
3&Out
(DH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Fire in my hOle
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Wild Cherry
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Anal nicole
Just Dakotah
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Chief of Queefs
CLIFF DIVER
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Beaver Muncher
Nippleodeon
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Cock-N-Face
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Three Toes In
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
phWedgie
hare today cum tomorrow
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
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