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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Phi Eta Pi
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
F Me Daily
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Cums in the oven
Hot Crotchet
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Sharin' Peter
Egg F*cker
Double D
(BAH3)
Anchor Spanker
Runner Girl
Uniporn
(H5)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Anal nicole
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Fart ConnOr
Just Stacey
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Cock-N-Face
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Bushrat
3&Out
(DH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Nippleodeon
Doodle
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
CLIFF DIVER
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
just donna
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
My Holes Matter
Peter Grippin
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Choke Me Off
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
She Wee Wee
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Clitorhands 2
Wild Cherry
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Trashed
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
In Your Endo
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Wishboneher
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Three Toes In
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
4-F You
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
2 Finger Tuesday
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Fuzzbuster
Big Ten Inch
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
OrangUbang
Just jean
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Self Service
Lock Jaw
Pork your parents
(H5)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
Muffalotta
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Rex
(PGHH3)
phWedgie
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
HeYanksPenis
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Gag Em
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Nacho Taco
G I
(Rumson )
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Piggy
Dan Marine-Ho
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Just Dakotah
Analholics Anonymous
Sister Maria
LunaChic
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
ID
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Licky Me
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Awhoraphobia
Chappy
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Gulliver's Tranny
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Grizzly Schniz
MOUNDS
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Chief of Queefs
My Precious
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
NFHN
(H5)
The bitch will find U
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
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