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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Analholics Anonymous
Phi Eta Pi
Uniporn
(H5)
In Your Endo
Cock-N-Face
Pork your parents
(H5)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
The bitch will find U
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Slim Jim
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
HeYanksPenis
MOUNDS
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Nippleodeon
Double D
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Three Toes In
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Gag Em
Just Dakotah
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
She Wee Wee
Fire in my hOle
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Anal nicole
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Piggy
Sharin' Peter
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
My Holes Matter
Moon
(PGHH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Beaver Muncher
Tickets
(Rumson)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Trashed
Just Stacey
Choke Me Off
Master Baster
(IH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Sister Maria
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
puke panther
(H5)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
CLIFF DIVER
Self Service
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
Chappy
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Clitorhands 2
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Awhoraphobia
Runner Girl
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Hot Crotchet
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
just donna
(H5)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wild Cherry
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
My Precious
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Anchor Spanker
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Licky Me
Peter Grippin
Loose Early
(FCH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
4-F You
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
F Me Daily
K9-69
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Nacho Taco
Cums in the oven
Wishboneher
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
LunaChic
lips of steel
(PittH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Doodle
Lock Jaw
OrangUbang
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Big Ten Inch
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Egg F*cker
Mudman
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Fart ConnOr
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
ID
(H5)
Bushrat
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Gulliver's Tranny
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