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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
OrangUbang
Cock-N-Face
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Clitorhands 2
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
In Your Endo
The bitch will find U
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Master Baster
(IH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
CLIFF DIVER
phWedgie
Phi Eta Pi
4-F You
Butt Floss
(IH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Trashed
Mudman
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Doodle
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Three Toes In
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Choke Me Off
Piggy
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
NFHN
(H5)
Nacho Taco
Anchor Spanker
Deadman
(Rumson)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Bushrat
just donna
(H5)
Chappy
(H5)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Beaver Muncher
Wild Cherry
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
MOUNDS
Sister Maria
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
LunaChic
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
hare today cum tomorrow
Cums in the oven
ID
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Dan Marine-Ho
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
She Wee Wee
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Peter Grippin
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Gag Em
My Precious
Nippleodeon
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Hot Crotchet
Anal nicole
Just Dakotah
BrokeBack MountMe
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Big Ten Inch
Runner Girl
Wishboneher
Grizzly Schniz
Self Service
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Lock Jaw
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Rex
(PGHH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Awhoraphobia
Moon
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
Fart ConnOr
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
My Holes Matter
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Licky Me
Analholics Anonymous
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Just jean
(H5)
F Me Daily
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Uniporn
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Just Stacey
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
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