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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Fart ConnOr

H5

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Double D

(BAH3)

3&Out

(DH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Phi Eta Pi

H5

The bitch will find U

H5

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Chief of Queefs

H5

Fire in my hOle

H5

She Wee Wee

H5

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Peter Grippin

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Wild Cherry

H5

ID

(H5)

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

LunaChic

H5

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

NFHN

(H5)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

My Precious

H5

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Chappy

(H5)

Just Dakotah

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Lips

(POHOH3)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

puke panther

(H5)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Deadman

(Rumson)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

OrangUbang

H5

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Anal nicole

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Awhoraphobia

H5

c-scaper

(PittH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Trashed

H5

Just Stacey

H5

just donna

(H5)

Pork your parents

(H5)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

phWedgie

H5

Fuzzbuster

H5

Licky Me

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Debasement

(IH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Doodle

H5

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Cums in the oven

H5

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Cock-N-Face

H5

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

G I

(Rumson )

Uniporn

(H5)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

4-F You

H5

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Rex

(PGHH3)

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Bushrat

H5

Slim Jim

(H5)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Sister Maria

H5

Piggy

HMHHH

Analholics Anonymous

H5

K9-69

(PittH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Self Service

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

LVH3
...

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Choke Me Off

H5

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Wishboneher

H5

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Three Toes In

H5

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Nippleodeon

H5

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Tickets

(Rumson)

RU-469

(DCH4)

F Me Daily

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)