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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Tickets
(Rumson)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
She Wee Wee
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
hare today cum tomorrow
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Nippleodeon
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
4-F You
RU-469
(DCH4)
Uniporn
(H5)
Egg F*cker
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Fart ConnOr
NFHN
(H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Wild Cherry
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
HeYanksPenis
BrokeBack MountMe
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
My Precious
Chief of Queefs
In Your Endo
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Double D
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Piggy
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Hot Crotchet
Lock Jaw
Licky Me
just donna
(H5)
OrangUbang
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
F Me Daily
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Beaver Muncher
Debasement
(IH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Three Toes In
Sister Maria
Pork your parents
(H5)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Choke Me Off
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
phWedgie
Anal nicole
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Runner Girl
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Grizzly Schniz
3&Out
(DH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Big Ten Inch
Just Dakotah
Just Stacey
Phi Eta Pi
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
ID
(H5)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Anchor Spanker
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
Rex
(PGHH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Just jean
(H5)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Peter Grippin
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gag Em
Fire in my hOle
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Cums in the oven
Deadman
(Rumson)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Trashed
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
My Holes Matter
Dan Marine-Ho
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
The bitch will find U
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Wishboneher
Purple Cooter
(H5)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Sharin' Peter
Doodle
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Clitorhands 2
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
LunaChic
Mudman
(FCH3)
Bushrat
MOUNDS
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Awhoraphobia
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
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