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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
OrangUbang
just donna
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Big Ten Inch
Awhoraphobia
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Sister Maria
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
K9-69
(PittH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
4-F You
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
The bitch will find U
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Chief of Queefs
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
My Precious
Butt Floss
(IH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
NFHN
(H5)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Double D
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
Three Toes In
MOUNDS
Self Service
Chappy
(H5)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Fire in my hOle
Pork your parents
(H5)
LunaChic
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
ass-Q
(SH3)
Nippleodeon
Cock-N-Face
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cums in the oven
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
In Your Endo
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Trashed
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Just Dakotah
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Licky Me
Bushrat
Phi Eta Pi
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Nacho Taco
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
ID
(H5)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Peter Grippin
Wishboneher
The Rash
(PHLH3)
She Wee Wee
hare today cum tomorrow
Master Baster
(IH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
HeYanksPenis
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gulliver's Tranny
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
My Holes Matter
BrokeBack MountMe
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Runner Girl
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Stacey
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Clitorhands 2
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Piggy
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Anchor Spanker
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Beaver Muncher
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
F Me Daily
Doodle
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Just jean
(H5)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Wild Cherry
Gag Em
Hot Crotchet
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Debasement
(IH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Anal nicole
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Lock Jaw
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
G I
(Rumson )
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
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