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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Just Stacey
Phi Eta Pi
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Gag Em
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Just Dakotah
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Hot Crotchet
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
OrangUbang
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Nacho Taco
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Self Service
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Cums in the oven
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Lock Jaw
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Piggy
Beaver Muncher
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Awhoraphobia
Deadman
(Rumson)
Double D
(BAH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Fart ConnOr
Debasement
(IH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
She Wee Wee
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Chappy
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
Muffalotta
(H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Runner Girl
Peter Grippin
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Nippleodeon
Pork your parents
(H5)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
LunaChic
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
ID
(H5)
just donna
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
My Precious
ass-Q
(SH3)
Chief of Queefs
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Egg F*cker
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Clitorhands 2
Slim Jim
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
HeYanksPenis
Master Baster
(IH3)
Anal nicole
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Trashed
Doodle
Three Toes In
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
3&Out
(DH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
The bitch will find U
Licky Me
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Choke Me Off
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Anchor Spanker
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Sister Maria
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
My Holes Matter
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Fire in my hOle
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Church Lady
(FUH3)
MOUNDS
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Wishboneher
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
BrokeBack MountMe
BANG 4 UR BUCK
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
NFHN
(H5)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
F Me Daily
Uniporn
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Bushrat
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
phWedgie
4-F You
RU-469
(DCH4)
In Your Endo
Tickets
(Rumson)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Grizzly Schniz
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Big Ten Inch
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Sharin' Peter
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Wild Cherry
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
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