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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Anal nicole
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Peter Grippin
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
NFHN
(H5)
Just Dakotah
Uncle John
(FCH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Anchor Spanker
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Dan Marine-Ho
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Nacho Taco
Moon
(PGHH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
ID
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Hot Crotchet
Rex
(PGHH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
G I
(Rumson )
Chappy
(H5)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
hare today cum tomorrow
Analholics Anonymous
Cums in the oven
phWedgie
Pork your parents
(H5)
3&Out
(DH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Fuzzbuster
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Three Toes In
just donna
(H5)
LunaChic
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
4-F You
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
CLIFF DIVER
Trashed
Uniporn
(H5)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Fart ConnOr
Self Service
Awhoraphobia
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Sharin' Peter
Bushrat
Just Terri
(BAH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
F Me Daily
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Fire in my hOle
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Phi Eta Pi
Runner Girl
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
HeYanksPenis
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Licky Me
c-scaper
(PittH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Gag Em
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
ass-Q
(SH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Cock-N-Face
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Beaver Muncher
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
My Precious
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Wild Cherry
Lock Jaw
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Egg F*cker
puke panther
(H5)
Big Ten Inch
Nippleodeon
MOUNDS
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Just Stacey
Sister Maria
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Clitorhands 2
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
2 Finger Tuesday
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Deadman
(Rumson)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
The bitch will find U
Wishboneher
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
OrangUbang
Grizzly Schniz
Double D
(BAH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Doodle
Piggy
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Chief of Queefs
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Choke Me Off
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
My Holes Matter
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
She Wee Wee
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