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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Rex
(PGHH3)
Chappy
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Wild Cherry
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Phi Eta Pi
Moon
(PGHH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Cums in the oven
LunaChic
Sister Maria
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Bushrat
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Egg F*cker
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Trashed
The bitch will find U
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Lock Jaw
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
The Rash
(PHLH3)
just donna
(H5)
Fart ConnOr
Anchor Spanker
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Wishboneher
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
hare today cum tomorrow
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Grizzly Schniz
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Clitorhands 2
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Doodle
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Self Service
Sharin' Peter
ID
(H5)
Anal nicole
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Double D
(BAH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
My Holes Matter
Analholics Anonymous
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
CLIFF DIVER
ass-Q
(SH3)
Three Toes In
Fire in my hOle
Just Dakotah
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Chief of Queefs
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Hot Crotchet
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
3&Out
(DH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Beaver Muncher
MOUNDS
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
She Wee Wee
Gag Em
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Nacho Taco
Peter Grippin
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Runner Girl
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Butt Floss
(IH3)
In Your Endo
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Big Ten Inch
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Choke Me Off
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
4-F You
Just jean
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Awhoraphobia
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Licky Me
2 Finger Tuesday
Piggy
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Gulliver's Tranny
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
OrangUbang
Fuzzbuster
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Just Stacey
Dan Marine-Ho
F Me Daily
NFHN
(H5)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
My Precious
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Cock-N-Face
RU-469
(DCH4)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Nippleodeon
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
phWedgie
Deadman
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Mudman
(FCH3)
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