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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
F Me Daily
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Egg F*cker
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Trashed
Anchor Spanker
Self Service
BrokeBack MountMe
Awhoraphobia
Hot Crotchet
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Nacho Taco
MOUNDS
Nippleodeon
RU-469
(DCH4)
Gag Em
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Anal nicole
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
Rex
(PGHH3)
Just Dakotah
NFHN
(H5)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sister Maria
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
The bitch will find U
Chief of Queefs
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Fire in my hOle
In Your Endo
Double D
(BAH3)
Sharin' Peter
CLIFF DIVER
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
puke panther
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
LunaChic
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
OrangUbang
ass-Q
(SH3)
Beaver Muncher
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Wild Cherry
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
4-F You
Lock Jaw
Moon
(PGHH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
G I
(Rumson )
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Big Ten Inch
just donna
(H5)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Choke Me Off
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Clitorhands 2
phWedgie
Slim Jim
(H5)
Licky Me
Peter Grippin
Bushrat
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
HeYanksPenis
3&Out
(DH3)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Master Baster
(IH3)
ID
(H5)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Three Toes In
Just Stacey
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Phi Eta Pi
Cock-N-Face
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Grizzly Schniz
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Doodle
Cums in the oven
My Precious
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Gulliver's Tranny
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Fart ConnOr
Dan Marine-Ho
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Runner Girl
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Debasement
(IH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Piggy
My Holes Matter
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
hare today cum tomorrow
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Fuzzbuster
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
She Wee Wee
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
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