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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
My Holes Matter
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Cock-N-Face
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Big Ten Inch
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Doodle
F Me Daily
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gag Em
The Rash
(PHLH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Bushrat
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Phi Eta Pi
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Just Dakotah
Fuzzbuster
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Nacho Taco
MOUNDS
OrangUbang
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Just Stacey
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
4-F You
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Grizzly Schniz
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Licky Me
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
puke panther
(H5)
LunaChic
Anchor Spanker
Three Toes In
Hot Crotchet
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Uniporn
(H5)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Chief of Queefs
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Sharin' Peter
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Wishboneher
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
My Precious
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Lock Jaw
Muffalotta
(H5)
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
G I
(Rumson )
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Sister Maria
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
BrokeBack MountMe
Wild Cherry
She Wee Wee
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Rex
(PGHH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Analholics Anonymous
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Peter Grippin
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Egg F*cker
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
Beaver Muncher
just donna
(H5)
Cums in the oven
Nippleodeon
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Piggy
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Runner Girl
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Debasement
(IH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
2 Finger Tuesday
CLIFF DIVER
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Awhoraphobia
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Self Service
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
The bitch will find U
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Fart ConnOr
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
ID
(H5)
Anal nicole
Church Lady
(FUH3)
phWedgie
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Gulliver's Tranny
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
NFHN
(H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
HeYanksPenis
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
In Your Endo
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Trashed
Choke Me Off
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Clitorhands 2
Double D
(BAH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Fire in my hOle
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