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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
Licky Me
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Sister Maria
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Runner Girl
She Wee Wee
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
Sharin' Peter
LunaChic
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Fire in my hOle
4-F You
Egg F*cker
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
Wild Cherry
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Lock Jaw
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
Moon
(PGHH3)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
Pork your parents
(H5)
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Bushrat
Master Baster
(IH3)
hare today cum tomorrow
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Piggy
Clitorhands 2
just donna
(H5)
Three Toes In
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
2 Finger Tuesday
Chief of Queefs
Rex
(PGHH3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Grizzly Schniz
Phi Eta Pi
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Nacho Taco
Peter Grippin
Weblow Scout
(H5)
OrangUbang
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
Chappy
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Wishboneher
Anchor Spanker
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
BrokeBack MountMe
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cock-N-Face
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Cums in the oven
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
My Precious
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
BANG 4 UR BUCK
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Just Dakotah
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
CLIFF DIVER
Mudman
(FCH3)
RU-469
(DCH4)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Nippleodeon
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Lips
(POHOH3)
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Fart ConnOr
Debasement
(IH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
phWedgie
Trashed
Fuzzbuster
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Gulliver's Tranny
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
Beaver Muncher
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
In Your Endo
HeYanksPenis
Choke Me Off
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Awhoraphobia
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Just Stacey
lips of steel
(PittH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Anal nicole
puke panther
(H5)
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
3&Out
(DH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
Self Service
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
MOUNDS
Slim Jim
(H5)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Hot Crotchet
Big Ten Inch
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Double D
(BAH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Gag Em
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
Doodle
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Knickers Please!
(H5)
F Me Daily
Vestosterone
(RH3)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
ID
(H5)
Lick stick
(Clh3)
The bitch will find U
My Holes Matter
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
NFHN
(H5)
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