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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

RU-469

(DCH4)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

In Your Endo

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Just Dakotah

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Cums in the oven

H5

Cock-N-Face

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Lock Jaw

H5

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Choke Me Off

H5

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Rex

(PGHH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Chappy

(H5)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

MOUNDS

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

Peter Grippin

H5

Purple Cooter

(H5)

just donna

(H5)

Licky Me

H5

3&Out

(DH3)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

Muffalotta

(H5)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

NFHN

(H5)

Big Ten Inch

H5

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Master Baster

(IH3)

Mudman

(FCH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Doodle

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

LunaChic

H5

phWedgie

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

F Me Daily

H5

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Just Chris

(OFH3)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Wild Cherry

H5

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Awhoraphobia

H5

Anal nicole

H5

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Debasement

(IH3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Wishboneher

H5

Trashed

H5

puke panther

(H5)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

4-F You

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Piggy

HMHHH

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Lips

(POHOH3)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Sharin' Peter

H5

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

ID

(H5)

Nippleodeon

H5

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

G I

(Rumson )

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

She Wee Wee

H5

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

Chief of Queefs

H5

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Sister Maria

H5

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Pork your parents

(H5)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

My Precious

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Moon

(PGHH3)

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Self Service

H5

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

Tickets

(Rumson)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

LVH3
...

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Double D

(BAH3)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Bushrat

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

H5

ass-Q

(SH3)

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

My Holes Matter

H5

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Uncle John

(FCH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Three Toes In

H5

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Uniporn

(H5)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)