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H5 Stinko 2017

05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $112*

Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *

About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.

Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.

Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.

Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.

Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.

Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!

Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.

Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.

Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.


Pennsyltucky Dirty

Start Location Details

Harrisburg Area Camp (location sent to attendees)

To be sent to attendees

Public Event

See the full list!

250 Hashers came

including:

Ear Shot

(Anarchy)

Lichtenschtabbed

(HbH3)

Debasement

(IH3)

Motherload

(VoodooH3)

Snidley Whipass

(SOH4)

Swayze's Swollen Throat

(FCH3)

Awhoraphobia

H5

My Precious

H5

Rex

(PGHH3)

Assman Cumeth

(Ithaca HHH)

315 Acre Lot

(FCH3)

lips of steel

(PittH3)

Gay Matthews Lamb

(BFMH3)

Lickity Shits

(MtnBH3)

Deadman

(Rumson)

Choke Me Off

H5

Hold the Sausage

(Ben Franklin Mob ...)

Pump N Dump

(MBH3)

K9-69

(PittH3)

Just Terri

(BAH3)

BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge

(IH3)

G.R.I.T.S.

(Ft Eustis H3)

Fort Dixalot

BFMH3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

One Trick Dick

U_0H3
Making Every Day Amazing

Muffalotta

(H5)

Fuzzbuster

H5

Donkey Fluffer

(Ft Eustis H3)

Moon

(PGHH3)

Sex and Ate

(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)

Dick-On-A-Stick

(H5)

Kojak (Moment)

(ASSS)

Double D

(BAH3)

LunaChic

H5

Queen of the Jungle

(Hangover)

Can U Not Tinkle

(OFH3)

Can't Taste Won't Swallow

H5

In Your Endo

H5

Dial F

(Lumpy Lovers H3)

Bushrat

H5

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist

H5

TMI

(SMUTTyCrab)

SplashBack

BFMH3
Will probably stab you...

Phi Eta Pi

H5

Taco? I Barely Know Her

(BFMH3)

Bitch $hots

(BFM)

Lips

(POHOH3)

Cum Brew Lay

(WH4)

Orgie porgie puddin n pie

(BFMH3)

Gaelic Pasties

(Blooming Fools H3)

Just Dakotah

H5

Gulliver's Tranny

H5

Beaver Muncher

Summit

Lick stick

(Clh3)

Egg F*cker

BFMH3

BrokeBack MountMe

H5

Ernest HeminGay

(Takes It Up the A...)

Spare My Finger

(BFMH3)

The bitch will find U

H5

Just Stacey

H5

Wishboneher

H5

G I

(Rumson )

Master Baster

(IH3)

Honor Pole

(SPOTH3)

Choosy moms choose dick

(bAH3)

Weblow Scout

(H5)

Lady Diarrhea

(FCH3)

Three Toes In

H5

Nippleodeon

H5

The Rash

(PHLH3)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Chappy

(H5)

Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki

(MVH3/H5)

Semen On The Poop Deck

(BFMH3)

Cause for Blindness

BFMH3
I bitch, therefore I am.

Cocksprey

(ASSSH3)

Butt Floss

(IH3)

puke panther

(H5)

Uncle Fister

(BFM STD)

Up her ali

(BFMH3)

Porcelain Goddess

(IH3)

Uniporn

(H5)

HuMMeR

(CUNTH3)

Gag 'Em Style

(CUNT3)

SirCumscriber

(FCH3)

CLIFF DIVER

H5

Taco Belle

(BFMH3)

Gag Em

BFMH3

Mudman

(FCH3)

Tastes Like 10th Grade

(Ithaca H3)

Dr. Shiser Box Shocker

(FCH3)

Vestosterone

(RH3)

Fire in my hOle

H5

Sperm whale

(SOH4)

RU-469

(DCH4)

Broken Rod

(Bfm)

Lick Around For Seconds dos

(FCH3)

Kiss my Cockbook

(FCHHH)

2 Finger Tuesday

H5

Pork your parents

(H5)

Crash Test Dumbass

(BAH3)

Hot Crotchet

H5

Marco Homo

(BAH3)

Jello Jigglers

(FCH3)

Just jean

(H5)

Hunt for Head October

(MVH3)

Aims Low

(Hogtown)

Rear Engineer

(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)

Daisy Dick

(YachtClub)

Maryanne

(Dublin H3)

Just Natasha

(PittH3)

hare today cum tomorrow

H5

Sharin' Peter

H5

Dwarfus Interruptus

(CDPCH3)

ass-Q

(SH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin )

Chief of Queefs

H5

ID

(H5)

Brown Noser

(Harrisburg )

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Where's my D?

(BFMH3)

Just Chris

(OFH3)

Slim Jim

(H5)

Foreskin

Rumson
...

Anchor Spanker

DH3

Brag A Deer General

(SH3)

Bed Bath & BIDET

(MVH3)

Wild Cherry

H5

Cums in the oven

H5

Fart ConnOr

H5

Licky Me

H5

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(Halve Mein H3)

Whiny Little Bitch

(OFH3)

Ole Yell Her

(H4/RT3 )

Spunk Monkey

DCRW
I'm not Grassy, or am I?

Anal nicole

H5

My Holes Matter

H5

Runner Girl

BFMH3

Big Ten Inch

H5

Tickets

(Rumson)

Brown & Runny

(Columbus C2H5OH)

Kitten Mittons

(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)

Tapes it up the ass like a man

(H5)

Purple Cooter

(H5)

Pedal Feel Ya

(FCH3)

Boxxx Spring

(WH4)

Knickers Please!

(H5)

BANG 4 UR BUCK

H5

Horse Jerker

(Flour City)

Cock-N-Face

H5

Tour DePuke

(Ass Wednesday)

Happy On His Knees

(Rumson)

Church Lady

(FUH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

SMUTTyCrab
Love one another and o...

Sister Maria

H5

Dan Marine-Ho

H5

phWedgie

H5

Loose Early

(FCH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

KickStand

(Ithaca H3)

International HO Fly Zone

(RIH3)

Piggy

HMHHH

Analholics Anonymous

H5

Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh

(FTH3)

MOUNDS

H5

Dave The Mason

(Rumson)

6cooter

(PGHH3)

Shetland Blow Me

(EWH3)

Camel Toe Ya-Ho!

LVH3
"Get out of my circle?...

4-F You

H5

Dunga the Blumpkin King

(Ithaca H3)

LVH3
...

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Clitorhands 2

FCH3

Doodle

H5

Bloody Poussière

FCH3
Je saigne car je vis.

Sex-A-Sketch

LVH3
Hash harder not smarter!

Peace O'Chum

(BAH3)

just donna

(H5)

Twerking Overtime

(PGHH3)

Trashed

H5

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

(BAH3)

Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)

(H5)

Spitz.cum

(DCRW)

Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack

(DCRW)

NFHN

(H5)

Nacho Taco

OFH3

Lock Jaw

H5

Pony Boy

(BAH3)

She Wee Wee

H5

Weird Al Spankabitch

WWh3
Former travel whore

3&Out

(DH3)

F Me Daily

H5

Ass Ogre

(MBH3)

Pounded In The Can

(BFMH3)

Grizzly Schniz

H5

Head-2-Toe-In-Utero

(IH3)

Once Twice 5 Times a Lady

(RH3)

Man Gurglar

(PittH3)

UpperCunt

(H5 BFM)

c-scaper

(PittH3)

Self Service

H5

Peter Grippin

H5

Slimy Limey

(WH4)

Male Slot

(FCH3)

OrangUbang

H5

Clean Clam

CHHH
I'm not here to fuck. ...

Deer Near

(U_0H3)

HeYanksPenis

H5

Robocock

HbH3
Trust me, I'm a profes...

Uncle John

(FCH3)