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Organizers:
H5 Stinko 2017
05/05 12:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM
A H5 Hash Campout
Cost: $112*
Event Cost: $111.69
(Yes, it is more than previous years. We have a venue change and enhanced accommodations that has changed our budget for this event. We are sure you won't be disappointed!)
To reduce technical complications, please register a single attendee all the way through payment and back to the confirmation page on h5hash.com before proceeding to signing an additional person. If your total checkout is more than $111.69 please visit this page to reset your cart and then try again.
Gates open at Noon Friday. At Sunday Noon, “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!” In other words, GTFO
* Please note: Prepare to depart Camp by noon on Sunday unless you are focused on camp cleanup! *
About The Event
Join the H5 Mountain Peoples for 3 days of hashing fun and camping in the Hollers of south central PA. Highlights of the weekend will include a Friday night camp crawl, rugged Saturday trail, hash Olympics, everybody’s favorite hash band and did we mention beer will be on tap throughout the weekend?
Friday afternoon set up your tent or cabin (See details in rego) and relax a spell before we tap those kegs at 4pm and get our grub on.
Cabins:
We have cabins available this year. Enough for a lot of people, but not enough for everyone! Cabins sleep up to 8 hashers. Plan on bringing an air mattress and bedding. There may be some bunks available, but don't count on it. They are open air A-Frames with minimal electric. So plan accordingly. Submit your interest in the form at rego with bunkmates preference if available and we will be contacting you closer to the event with cabin specifics. A $20 refundable deposit will be available upon arrival.
Chili Cookoff
!! Participate in the Friday Night “ROADKILL” Chili Cookoff !!
All Y’alls gonna wanna get dressed for the camp crawl early as we have changed a few things and moved SKITs to Friday night after dinner. Cum watch as your fellow harriers and harriettes put on a show that’ll leave you whistlin’ dixie all through the Friday night camp crawl.
Friday Night Theme:
Pennsyltucky Dirty. Channel your dirty hillbilly, redneck, or PA MUDRAT and prepare for some fun as our hares lead you through our infamous camp crawl all the way to the redneck night club. Then try your luck at Midnight MUD WRASTLIN or just dance the night away.
Beer Mile
This is the first triple crown beer mile in hashing history. Particpate in our beer mile and then again at Charm City Preakness and Pittsburgh H3 Analverary Campouts for bragging rights and maybe something special.
Classes include:
Beer Mile Open (Co-Ed Class)
Phillies Only (ladies, not BFM hashers.)
Quarter-mile Quarter Horse (3-person)
Stick Horse 100m.
Please sign up ahead of time so we can slot your name in the racecard. Give one a shot or try to tackle a few different events.
No dogs or pets allowed at Stinko, sorry.
You must be 21 years of age to attend!
Directions and details and the secret handshake to get in will be sent to registrants closer to the event.
Please note: Party crashers will not be tolerated.
You will not be admitted to the event without proper registration.
Visit H5hash.com/Stinko for further details and haberdashery sizing chart.
Pennsyltucky Dirty
Start Location Details
Public Event
including:
Wild Cherry
Just Natasha
(PittH3)
SirCumscriber
(FCH3)
Ass Ogre
(MBH3)
6cooter
(PGHH3)
Slim Jim
(H5)
Where's my D?
(BFMH3)
Brown & Runny
(Columbus C2H5OH)
Sister Maria
Gulliver's Tranny
Bitch $hots
(BFM)
Weblow Scout
(H5)
Gag 'Em Style
(CUNT3)
Fire in my hOle
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(Halve Mein H3)
Awhoraphobia
315 Acre Lot
(FCH3)
Muffalotta
(H5)
MoreMen Pukes Tonight
(BAH3)
Trashed
Kitten Mittons
(Hot-tub Hash Hous...)
Sharin' Peter
Crash Test Dumbass
(BAH3)
Nacho Taco
BANG 4 UR BUCK
Kojak (Moment)
(ASSS)
Ole Yell Her
(H4/RT3 )
hare today cum tomorrow
Lickity Shits
(MtnBH3)
Peter Grippin
Jello Jigglers
(FCH3)
Gag Em
3&Out
(DH3)
just donna
(H5)
2 Finger Tuesday
Taco Belle
(BFMH3)
Bed Bath & BIDET
(MVH3)
Ear Shot
(Anarchy)
International HO Fly Zone
(RIH3)
Pedal Feel Ya
(FCH3)
Analholics Anonymous
Butt Floss
(IH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
G.R.I.T.S.
(Ft Eustis H3)
Male Slot
(FCH3)
Swayze's Swollen Throat
(FCH3)
Dr. Shiser Box Shocker
(FCH3)
Shetland Blow Me
(EWH3)
G I
(Rumson )
Bushrat
The Rash
(PHLH3)
Loose Early
(FCH3)
Self Service
Spare My Finger
(BFMH3)
Whiny Little Bitch
(OFH3)
Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh
(FTH3)
Rex
(PGHH3)
Deadman
(Rumson)
Just Steve (SheWee's Bitch)
(H5)
Dick-On-A-Stick
(H5)
Broken Rod
(Bfm)
Three Toes In
Moon
(PGHH3)
Just jean
(H5)
Assman Cumeth
(Ithaca HHH)
Once Twice 5 Times a Lady
(RH3)
Tastes Like 10th Grade
(Ithaca H3)
Maryanne
(Dublin H3)
Cums in the oven
Lichtenschtabbed
(HbH3)
In Your Endo
Hunt for Head October
(MVH3)
Up her ali
(BFMH3)
Deer Near
(U_0H3)
The bitch will find U
Tour DePuke
(Ass Wednesday)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Wishboneher
ID
(H5)
Head-2-Toe-In-Utero
(IH3)
Pounded In The Can
(BFMH3)
Rear Engineer
(BFMH3 / PhillyH3)
Big Ten Inch
Sperm whale
(SOH4)
Egg F*cker
Cum Brew Lay
(WH4)
Brown Noser
(Harrisburg )
4-F You
Lick stick
(Clh3)
Gay Matthews Lamb
(BFMH3)
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack
(DCRW)
Phi Eta Pi
RU-469
(DCH4)
Porcelain Goddess
(IH3)
Licky Me
Vestosterone
(RH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Fuzzbuster
Dunga the Blumpkin King
(Ithaca H3)
Motherload
(VoodooH3)
Twerking Overtime
(PGHH3)
LunaChic
Knickers Please!
(H5)
My Holes Matter
Clitorhands 2
Double D
(BAH3)
phWedgie
Chappy
(H5)
MOUNDS
Hummer-Dumb is Latin for Moist
Aims Low
(Hogtown)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
Church Lady
(FUH3)
Fart ConnOr
Spitz.cum
(DCRW)
KickStand
(Ithaca H3)
Can U Not Tinkle
(OFH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Cup Dispenser/Fuki Suki
(MVH3/H5)
TMI
(SMUTTyCrab)
Piggy
Peace O'Chum
(BAH3)
F Me Daily
Choosy moms choose dick
(bAH3)
Sex and Ate
(Motown/Ann Arbor H3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
Just Dakotah
Semen On The Poop Deck
(BFMH3)
CLIFF DIVER
Lick Around For Seconds dos
(FCH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Doodle
Cock-N-Face
She Wee Wee
Lips
(POHOH3)
Can't Taste Won't Swallow
HuMMeR
(CUNTH3)
Gaelic Pasties
(Blooming Fools H3)
Master Baster
(IH3)
Pump N Dump
(MBH3)
Queen of the Jungle
(Hangover)
Nippleodeon
Dwarfus Interruptus
(CDPCH3)
Orgie porgie puddin n pie
(BFMH3)
Grizzly Schniz
puke panther
(H5)
Brag A Deer General
(SH3)
OrangUbang
Honor Pole
(SPOTH3)
Purple Cooter
(H5)
Anchor Spanker
Taco? I Barely Know Her
(BFMH3)
Tapes it up the ass like a man
(H5)
Runner Girl
Beaver Muncher
NFHN
(H5)
BVD - Bloody Vaginal Discharge
(IH3)
Daisy Dick
(YachtClub)
Skidmarks
(Hockessin )
HeYanksPenis
Hot Crotchet
lips of steel
(PittH3)
My Precious
Dave The Mason
(Rumson)
Pony Boy
(BAH3)
Cocksprey
(ASSSH3)
K9-69
(PittH3)
Hold the Sausage
(Ben Franklin Mob ...)
Boxxx Spring
(WH4)
Ernest HeminGay
(Takes It Up the A...)
Choke Me Off
Just Chris
(OFH3)
Chief of Queefs
Lady Diarrhea
(FCH3)
Dan Marine-Ho
BrokeBack MountMe
Just Terri
(BAH3)
Lock Jaw
Happy On His Knees
(Rumson)
Slimy Limey
(WH4)
Horse Jerker
(Flour City)
Debasement
(IH3)
ass-Q
(SH3)
Uniporn
(H5)
Uncle Fister
(BFM STD)
Snidley Whipass
(SOH4)
Anal nicole
Donkey Fluffer
(Ft Eustis H3)
UpperCunt
(H5 BFM)
Tickets
(Rumson)
Marco Homo
(BAH3)
c-scaper
(PittH3)
Pork your parents
(H5)
Dial F
(Lumpy Lovers H3)
Man Gurglar
(PittH3)
Kiss my Cockbook
(FCHHH)
Just Stacey
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