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H5 Stinko - 1001 Hash Odyssey 2024

05/03 01:00 PM to 05/05 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $145*

Hare(s):

Eagle: Phoof! There it is! and DickNik Table. Turkey: Anal Nicole, Namaste and Hollow Beaver

Shiggy:

Please make sure you read the entire info as some things have changed from last year!
Welcome to Stinko 2024-Celebrating H5's 1000th Trail! Our theme this year is 1001 H5 Hash Odyssey! Prepare yourself for an Intergalactic Hash adventure through the cosmos to celebrate H5’s 1000 Hash (Trail on Saturday will be #1000!). It will be so good we're going 1 Hash in the future or maybe it's a black hole (or maybe it’s the Midnight Run!)?

We will also be announcing our new 2024 H5 MisMan Members to include the new GM! A HUGE Thank You to Upper for doing such a great job as current GM!

CHILI COOK - OFF is on again for Friday this year! Please mark in the rego section if you would like to enter a crock-pot of your world-famous Chili in the contest. The winner will receive a FREE REGO to next year's Stinko! Friday dinner will then be Chili plus all the fixin's. Saturday Dinner will be a nice dinner with some vegan and gluten free options.

Please read the Accommodations Tab below for details on the NEW Camp Location. We can have 5-6 small campers under 20ft. No big RVs will be able to get into the camp. Please Note-Camp has a 10 pm Quiet Time for outside. Inside the lodge we can go all night!

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES:
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park, plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team.

Sexual Assault/Harassment- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts. Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about please find a member of H5 Mismanagement. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend.

NUDITY- No outdoor nudity will be allowed this time, with the only exception being the Midnight Run. Thank you for your understanding!

TICKS. DEET AND MORE DEET. Nuff Said. Ticks are bad…MMMKay!

Fire- (Not that Fire): No jumping over the fire-it’s usually too big to encourage that sort of behavior anyway. Also, only the cut wood that is provided by the camp can go into the fire. Our Wood Committee will be monitoring the main fire pit outside and will be the ones to start/tend and maintain it over the weekend. There is also a working fireplace in the lodge that we will be monitoring, please don’t throw anything into the fire! And do not start your own personal fire near the cabins or your tents!

Plan to bring some Cash...
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell Hab. Please bring your own table if possible.

FAQs


Can I bring my dog? Sorry, No. We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Can I bring my child/baby? No. STINKO is a 21 and over event only.
Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.

How can I help? If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles.


FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON ON


Our theme is based off 2001 Space Odyssey. Come as your favorite: Alien Life Form, Space Captain, Sci-Fi Character, Astronaut Futuristic costumes.

Bring bedding as the lodge and the cabins do not have any bedding. If you are in one of the cabins, air mattresses are recommended. Bring: Towels, flashlights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case!

Location Details

Olivet Blue Mountain Camp

115 Mountain Ave, Hamburg, PA 19526

Olivet Blue Mountain Camp

Make a Reservation

The total sheltered overnight accommodations has a maximum capacity of 73, which includes the Lodge (53) and the two Large Group Cabins (20).
The Lodge sleeps up to 53 people in dormitory style twin bunk beds. These will be First Cum, First Serve. Details on selecting your sleep space will be forthcoming. There are 5 Rooms with 4 beds (2 bunk beds each); 1 room with 7 beds; 1 room with 12 beds (has windows with no curtains); 1 large room with 14 beds. Please bring your own bedding, towels, and toiletries. There are (3) bathrooms downstairs & (3) bathrooms upstairs. Two of the 3 upstairs bathrooms have showers. There are two wilderness tent sites that can accommodate up to 30 people each. There are two Hillside Cabins which sleep 10 each, with no electricity and a bathhouse nearby. They are very primitive with older cots. You should bring your own mattresses and bedding.


115 Mountain Ave, Hamburg, PA 19526

Schedule of Events

1pm - 5pm -Camp Opens and Registration
4pm - 6pm -Hab Sales
6pm-7pm -Chili Cook-Off Judging and Dinner
7:30pm - 8:30pm -Space Odyssey Galactic Shot Trail
8:30pm - 10pm -Bubba

10pm - 1am -DJ/Music in the Dining Room
11pm - 12am -Snacks


8am - 10am -Breakfast/Registration
8am-Noon -Hab Sales
10:15am - 2pm -Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 2:30pm -Lunch
2:30pm - 5pm -Circle/Mis Man Announcements/Olimpdicks
6pm - 8pm -Dinner
8pm - 9pm -Skits
9pm - 1am -DJ/Karaoke (Dining Room)
11pm - 12am -Snacks
12am -Midnight Hash


8am-10am -Breakfast
10am -Fat-Boy Crawl
12pm -Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

See the full list!

151 Hashers came

including:

She Wee Wee

(H5)

Silence of the goats

(BFMH3)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(Baltimore Annapol...)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

hare today cum tomorrow

(H5)

Pepe le Poo

(Ithaca Hash House...)

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Floppy Attachment

(BAH3)

Let the Bodies Hit the Whore

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bloodsport

(TH3)

Drowning in Dick

Mosquito Hash House Harriers
...

Family on the River

(H5)

Give Me Anal or Give Me Meth

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
What's up? What's Up? ...

Butt Floss

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Muffalotta

(H5)

Snidley Whipass

(WHH3)

Bloody Headbanger

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Carniwhore

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
Renegade H3 Cow Tippin...

Reduce Reuse Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Dead Hooker

(FCH3)

Red Rocket

(H5)

Cocks in socks

(H5)

Do Daddy Too

(BFMH3)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

KY

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Rump Bumper

(TH3)

ID

(H5)

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Lost In the Pink

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Harley

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Ponyboy

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Hunter

(H5)

Wuhan Used Clam

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tour DePuke

(H5)

T-Bag

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Mommy Poppins

Richmond H3
...

Boo Berry Tits

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

MOUNDS

(H5)

Ho White & the 7 Dwarfs

Wandering Whore H3
...

Wild Cherry

(H5)

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Oedipussy

(BAH3)

M’Orally Challenged

(H5)

Kunt Fu

Hudson Valley H3
...

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Unhitched Cock

(H5)

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Spunk Monkey

DC Road Whores
No not that one.

Free Cuntry

(FCH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
...

CumUnAll Va J J

(Harrisburg/Hershe...)

Big Ten Inch

(H5)

Zipper Ripper

(PGHH3)

Shiggy Shaman

(IH3)

Read Between the Slime

White House H3
Enjoy the twintinnabul...

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Just Doug

(H5)

RUFF B7FF

(H5)

Reverse Penguin

(IH3)

Daddy's Home, Bitch

Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers
...

7 Layer Dip

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dicknic Table

(H5)

Licky Me

(H5)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Armed & Manger-ous

(Traveling Whore-A...)

Just Stacey

(H5)

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Spermit

(Pgh-H3)

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Brag a Deer General

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

How I Met My Brother

(White House H3)

G. I.

(Rumson)

Fart ConnOr

(Harrisburg/Hershe...)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Pen Island

Tidewater H3
...

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

Same Girl Different Dog

(BFMH3)

Just Paul

(H5)

St Nipplezzz

(H5)

I'm Not the Whore You're Looking For

(H5)

My Precious

(H5)

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Namaste n Watch

Susquehanna Pussies on Trail
...

Lick Stick

AlohaH3
...

Invizabitch

(BAH3 )

Dr. Don't Do Little Animals

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Fucks Like a Tank

(Jersey Devil H3)

Cliff Diver

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
In My Mind I'm Going T...

6 Cooter

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Assotope

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Fart

(NVHHH)

DogE Style

Rumson HHH
On on

ASSEROLE

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Floppy

(NVHHH)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Stick It In My Socket

Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Abortion Scrapbook

(SOH4)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

dwarfus interruptus

White House H3
I Moo At Cows

Critical Karen

(BAH3)

Spike

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Pippi Schlongstocking

Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Tapes IT

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

BVD

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Beer Necessities

(NVHHH)

Just Alexis

(H5)

Spank and a haircut: two twins

(HbH3)

Quack Whacker

(RH3)

Preschool Peepshow

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Dick in a Box

DC Road Whores
...

One Trick Dick (OTD)

Syracuse On-on-dog-a Hash House Harriers and Harriettes
Other profile locked o...

Duck Daddy

(H5)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Papa Porta Jawn

(BFMH3)

Blazing Straddles

(H5)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH)

Slimy Limey

White House H3
...

Test Tubular

Columbus Cowtown Hash House Harriers and Harriets with a Hard-on Ohio
...

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Temporal! Temporal! Al...

Bitch Pleaser

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tráiler Hitch

(TH3)

Skidmarks

(Hockessin)

The Tickle Me Homo

Nittany Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Dookie Howser

(FCH3)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Uncle John

(FCH3)

OrangUbang

(H5)

Phoof there it is

(ReadingH3)

Better than a Sweater

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Dykes Peek

(WH4)

Parka-My-Cock

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Calahorny

(H5)

Boxxx Spring

(White House H3)

Fuzzbuster

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

Amelia Airhard

(H5)