Please make sure you read the entire info as some things have changed from last year!
Welcome to Stinko 2024-Celebrating H5's 1000th Trail! Our theme this year is 1001 H5 Hash Odyssey! Prepare yourself for an Intergalactic Hash adventure through the cosmos to celebrate H5’s 1000 Hash (Trail on Saturday will be #1000!). It will be so good we're going 1 Hash in the future or maybe it's a black hole (or maybe it’s the Midnight Run!)?

We will also be announcing our new 2024 H5 MisMan Members to include the new GM! A HUGE Thank You to Upper for doing such a great job as current GM!

CHILI COOK - OFF is on again for Friday this year! Please mark in the rego section if you would like to enter a crock-pot of your world-famous Chili in the contest. The winner will receive a FREE REGO to next year's Stinko! Friday dinner will then be Chili plus all the fixin's. Saturday Dinner will be a nice dinner with some vegan and gluten free options.

Please read the Accommodations Tab below for details on the NEW Camp Location. We can have 5-6 small campers under 20ft. No big RVs will be able to get into the camp. Please Note-Camp has a 10 pm Quiet Time for outside. Inside the lodge we can go all night!

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES:
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park, plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team.

Sexual Assault/Harassment- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts. Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about please find a member of H5 Mismanagement. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend.

NUDITY- No outdoor nudity will be allowed this time, with the only exception being the Midnight Run. Thank you for your understanding!

TICKS. DEET AND MORE DEET. Nuff Said. Ticks are bad…MMMKay!

Fire- (Not that Fire): No jumping over the fire-it’s usually too big to encourage that sort of behavior anyway. Also, only the cut wood that is provided by the camp can go into the fire. Our Wood Committee will be monitoring the main fire pit outside and will be the ones to start/tend and maintain it over the weekend. There is also a working fireplace in the lodge that we will be monitoring, please don’t throw anything into the fire! And do not start your own personal fire near the cabins or your tents!

Plan to bring some Cash...
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell Hab. Please bring your own table if possible.

FAQs

Can I bring my dog? Sorry, No. We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Can I bring my child/baby? No. STINKO is a 21 and over event only.
Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.

How can I help? If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles.

FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON ON

Our theme is based off 2001 Space Odyssey. Come as your favorite: Alien Life Form, Space Captain, Sci-Fi Character, Astronaut Futuristic costumes.

Bring bedding as the lodge and the cabins do not have any bedding. If you are in one of the cabins, air mattresses are recommended. Bring: Towels, flashlights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case!