Cost: $139*
Hare(s):
Bang4URBuck and She Came-Eagle; Anal Nicole and Weblow Scout-Turkey
Shiggy:
Please make sure you read the entire info as some things have changed from previous years.
STINKO 2023: Welcome to Tropical Paradise Stinko 2023! Help us celebrate sunshine and palm trees by drinking, dancing, hashing, singing, frolicking, and having a great time!
STINKO HAB- PLEASE CHOOSE ONE HAB ITEM, THE DRESS OR THE SHIRT, NOT BOTH! THANKS!
IMPORTANT NOTES:
TICKS. DEET AND MORE DEET. Nuff Said. Ticks are bad…MMMKay!
FIRE-(Not that Fire): No jumping over the fire-it’s usually too big to encourage that sort of behavior anyway. Also, only the cut wood that is in the woodpile goes in the fire (DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TOTEM POLES). Only use existing fire rings for camp fires. Do not start your own personal fire near your cabin!
COVID or any other sickness: If you are sick or have symptoms of ANY sickness, please do not attend!
HAB SALES: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s habadashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up in the Rec Hall. Attendees, bring cash to buy awesome swag!
NUDITY: No outdoor nudity during daylight hours and no nudity within eyesight of the road or the Caretakers House.
CAMPERS/RVs- (Please also read the ACCOMODATIONS Tab)There is a hard top Basketball Court for parking a limited amount of RVs (Max is 10 or 11 depending on size) Please mark on the registration page if you are bringing an RV and you will be contacted about the dimensions of your RV/Camper. Availability of RV space will be based on the order in which you REGISTER. Once we exceed the RV limit, you will be contacted and asked to switch to a tent or a cabin.
SAFETY:
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.
DRIVING- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Please follow the directions of the Parking team.
SEXUAL ASSAULT/HARASSMENT- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts. Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about, please find a member of H5 Mismanagement. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend!
FAQs:
Can I bring my dog? Sorry, No. We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Can I bring my child/baby? No. STINKO is a 21 and over event only.
Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.
How can I help? If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles.
FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON ON
Tropical Paradise-Friday Night Camp Crawl – Fruity, beach themed drinks and decorations. Saturday Night – Beach/Island/Cruise wear. Go tropical crazy! OR wear all rain gear to guarantee sunny weather!
All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, vessels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp! Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case but it will be hot and sunny all weekend!!
Camp Can-Edi- On
A-Frame Cabins will be first come first served, there are 12 of them. Chose if you want a cabin in the rego options. There will be a sign up sheet on each cabin, whoever arrives first to camp can put their name or names of their group on the sheet. They typically fit 8 people (8 cots). Though only some A-Frames have beds and mattresses. Bring your own camp mattress and sleeping bag or linens. There is a light & one power plug in each A-Frame. Plug is on the light bulb hanging from the ceiling so you may want to bring a 2 prong extension cord and portable camping lamps are a good idea too. You can put up tarps to block the wind with Duct tape but it must be cleaned up prior to departure. See above main page for RV/Camper details.
870 Sheepbridge Rd, York Haven, PA 17370
Friday, May 5th 2023
2pm - 6pm Registration (Rec Hall front porch)
4pm - 6pm Hab Sales (or however long you want to stand by your table)
6pm - 7:30pm Dinner
7:30pm-9pm Tropical Paradise Camp Crawl
9pm-1am- Karaoke
11pm - 12am Snacks
8am - 10am Breakfast- Dining Hall
8:30am-Noon-Registration and Hab Sales in the Rec Hall
10:15am - 2pm Chalk Talk and then Trail
1pm - 2:30pm Lunch
2:30pm - 5pm Circle /Olimpdicks (right after circle)
6pm - 8pm Dinner
8pm - 8:45pm Skits (Hard Stop)
9pm - 1am Bubba/Party
11pm - 12am Snacks
Midnight N’d Hash
8am-10am Breakfast
10am- Fat Boy Crawl
12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP
including:
Purple Sack
(Pgh-H3)
Hollow Beaver
(H5)
Sticky Lips Sinxs dixs
(H5)
Dont Ask Dont Smell
(BAH3)
The Udder Ho
(SHIT)
Just Matt
(H5)
MudFlaps
(BAH3)
Monet Moaner
(H5)
Cliff Diver
(H5)
Turkey Twat
(WH4)
Sniffher Fisthim
(H5)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3)
Just Paige
(H5)
Spermit
(Pgh-H3)
3west
(BAH3)
OrangUbang
(H5)
Anal Nicole
(H5)
Loud Ass Fuck
(HV_H3)
Just Keith
(H5)
Tapes It Up The Ass Like A Man
(H5)
St Nipplezzz
(H5)
Interior Defecator
(H5)
Cock-N-Face
(H5)
Handy
(IH3)
Spewart Little
(BAH3)
FUZZBUSTER
(H5)
Wuhan Used Clam
(BAH3 )
KY
(H5)
Necrofeel-U-up
(H5)
Wild Cherry
(H5)
Thats A Whore-A
(CCH3)
Seize Her Cooch
(HMHHH)
Snidley Whipass
(Homeless)
In Absentia
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Just Paul
(BAH3)
Horn of Plenty
(ReadingH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Red Rocket
(H5)
Judge Doody
(BFMH3)
CumInAl Vagina
(H5)
Bambi’s Bitch
(BAH3)
Just Stacey
(H5)
Big ten inch
(H5)
Just Doug
(H5)
M’Orally Challenged
(H5)
Fart Connor
(H5)
I'm Not The Whore You're Looking For
(Harrisburg-Hershe...)
Webelo Scout
(H5)
Spunk Monkey
(DCRW)
Tour DePuke
(H5)
Bad Semen
(ReadingH3)
Nippleodeon
(H5)
Sister Golden Showers
(NVHHH)
Just Lakeah
(H5)
Three Toes In
(H5)
Chasez Boyz
(Chasez Boyz H3)
Just Laurie
(H5)
Candy Cornhole
(BAH3)
Butt Floss
(IthacaH3)
Transplant it in Me
(BAH3)
Calico Fap
(BFMH3)
She Came
(H5)
Amelia Airhard
(H5)
Oedipus Sext
(Ofh3)
6.9
(HMHHH)
Moist in My Gooch
(NVHHH)
Dicknic Table
(H5)
Phoof there it
(RH3)
BANG FOR YOUR BUCK
(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)
It’s not a Harley I’m Gay
(H5)
Bookhaki
(RgH3Groton)
Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory
(HMHHH )
My Big Fat Greek Orgy
(CCH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(CCH3)
Asserole
(FCH3)
Beaver Muncher
(SummitH3)
Stick It In My Socket
(NVHHH)
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