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H5 Stinko-Tropical Paradise 2023

05/05 02:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $139*

Hare(s):

Bang4URBuck and She Came-Eagle; Anal Nicole and Weblow Scout-Turkey

Shiggy:

Please make sure you read the entire info as some things have changed from previous years.

STINKO 2023: Welcome to Tropical Paradise Stinko 2023! Help us celebrate sunshine and palm trees by drinking, dancing, hashing, singing, frolicking, and having a great time! Location: Winsome Farms 444 Nealy Rd Newville, PA

STINKO HAB- PLEASE CHOOSE ONE HAB ITEM, THE DRESS OR THE SHIRT, NOT BOTH! THANKS!

IMPORTANT NOTES:
TICKS.  DEET AND MORE DEET.  Nuff Said. Ticks are bad…MMMKay!
FIRE-(Not that Fire): No jumping over the fire-it’s usually too big to encourage that sort of behavior anyway. Also, only the cut wood that is in the woodpile goes in the fire. Only use existing fire ring for camp fires. Do not start your own personal fire near your cabin!
COVID or any other sickness: If you are sick or have symptoms of ANY sickness, please do not attend!
HAB SALES: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s habadashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up in the Rec Hall. Attendees, bring cash to buy awesome swag!
NUDITY: No outdoor nudity during daylight hours and no nudity within eyesight of the road or the Caretakers House.

CAMPERS/RVs- (Please also read the ACCOMODATIONS Tab)There is plenty of space for RV parking, but there is no water or electrical hook ups. Please mark on the registration page if you are bringing an RV and you will be contacted about the dimensions of your RV/Camper.
SAFETY:
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.
DRIVING- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday.  Please follow the directions of the Parking team.
SEXUAL ASSAULT/HARASSMENT- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties.  Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts.  Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about, please find a member of H5 Mismanagement. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend!

FAQs:
Can I bring my dog?  Sorry, No.  We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Can I bring my child/baby? No.  STINKO is a 21 and over event only.

Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.

How can I help?  If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles. 

FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON ON


Tropical Paradise-Friday Night Camp Crawl – Fruity, beach themed drinks and decorations. Saturday Night – Beach/Island/Cruise wear. Go tropical crazy! OR wear all rain gear to guarantee sunny weather!

Camping Gear as there are no cabins/A Frames. Towels, vessels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp!  Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case but it will be hot and sunny all weekend!!

Location Details

Winsome Farms

444 Nealy Rd, Newville, PA 17241

Winsome Farms

Please note that this will be PRIMITIVE camping. There are NO A-frames! We have plenty of room for all the RVs, cars and a large area for all the tents. There are no bath houses/restrooms but we will have plenty of port-a-pottys and there is one outdoor shower, with a curtain and hot water. Also, there is a cistern for water.


444 Nealy Rd, Newville, PA 17241

Schedule of Events

Friday, May 5th 2023

2pm - 6pm Registration (First building as you enter the Farm. Rego before parking)

4pm - 8pm Hab Sales (or however long you want to stand by your table)

6pm - 7:30pm Dinner (Under Large Food Tent)

7:30pm-8:30pm Tropical Paradise Camp Crawl

8:30 pm-12 am- Karaoke

11pm - 12am Snacks

12am-6:00 am-Quiet Time


8am - 9:30 am Breakfast (Under Large Food Tent)

8:30am-10:00am-Registration and Hab Sales

10:15am - 2pm Chalk Talk and then Trail

1pm - 2:30pm Lunch (Under Large Food Tent)

2:30pm - 5pm Circle /Olimpdicks (right after circle)

6pm -7:30 pm Dinner (Under Large Food Tent)

7:30pm - 8:00pm Skits (Hard Stop)

8pm - 12 am Bubba/Party

11pm - 12am Snacks

12:00 am-Midnight N’d Hash

12am-6:00 am-Quiet Time


8am-9:30am Breakfast

10am- Fat Boy Crawl

12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

See the full list!

149 Hashers came

including:

Amelia Airhard

(H5)

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Just Keith

(H5)

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

KY

(H5)

Ponyboy

BAH3
...

St Nipplezzz

(H5)

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Zipper Ripper

(Pittsburgh Inebri...)

Wuhan Used Clam

(BAH3 )

FUZZBUSTER

(H5)

Sticky Lips Sinxs dixs

(H5)

OrangUbang

(H5)

Easter Egg Cunt

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Mudman

(FCH3)

Brown Shugga

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Seemore Butts

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

2nd Cumming

(Richmond Hash Hou...)

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3)

BANG FOR YOUR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Slippery Prick

Ben Franklin Mob H3
R U?

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

Chasez Boyz

(Chasez Boyz H3)

Reduce Reuce Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Spermit

(Pgh-H3)

Beaver Muncher

(SummitH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(CCH3)

Better than a Sweater

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Licky Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Burning Bubbles

Whore Island H3
...

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Seize Her Cooch

(HMHHH)

I-Feel Tower

Richmond Hash House Harriers
Growing up is a part o...

Fart Connor

(H5)

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

Purple Sack

(Pgh-H3)

6 Cooter

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Just Stacey

(H5)

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Temporal! Temporal! Al...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

The Tickle Me Homo

Nittany Valley
...

She Came

(H5)

hare today

(H5)

Webelo Scout

(H5)

BVD

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Red Rocket

(H5)

Horn of Plenty

(ReadingH3)

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Squeak Box

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Just Matt

(H5)

Interior Defecator

(H5)

Thats A Whore-A

(CCH3)

M’Orally Challenged

(H5)

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Anal Eaze

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Give Me Anal or Give Me Meth

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
What's up? What's Up? ...

Tapes It Up The Ass Like A Man

(H5)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Same Girl Different Dog

(BFMH3)

Sister Golden Showers

(NVHHH)

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

CumInAl Vagina

(H5)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

6.9

(HMHHH)

Bloody Headbanger

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Three Toes In

(H5)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Cocks in Socks

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

You May Go

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Spunk Monkey

(DCRW)

Bookhaki

(RgH3Groton)

Dick in a Box

DC Road Whores
...

Tour DePuke

(H5)

Reverse Penguin

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

MoreMen Pukes Tonight

Charm City H3
...

Cockó Bel Grãnde

(BAH3)

Bad Semen

(ReadingH3)

Lock Jaw

(H5)

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

Just Paul

(BAH3)

Lost In the Pink

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Tasty Muff

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Giant Ankle

(The black hash)

I'm Not The Whore You're Looking For

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

J-Cock

Rumson HHH
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Butt Floss

(IthacaH3)

Asserole

(FCH3)

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

(CCH3)

Just Craig

(H5-Pa)

Pippi Schlongstocking

Nittany Valley
...

Just Paige

(H5)

Truck Stop Taco

(NVHHH)

Tomb Raper

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Shameless Cussy

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

Just Kim

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Dicknic Table

(H5)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

Snidley Whipass

(Homeless)

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Pork Screw

Nittany Valley
...

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Phoof there it

(RH3)

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Big ten inch

(H5)

Cliff Diver

(H5)

Look at that hole

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Full Send Darty

Just Doug

(H5)

Just Lakeah

(H5)

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH )

G. I.

(Rumson)

It’s not a Harley I’m Gay

(H5)

Sticky Dicky

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Brag a Deer General

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

Moist in My Gooch

(NVHHH)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

3west

(BAH3)