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H5 Stinko-Tropical Paradise 2023

05/05 02:00 PM to 05/07 12:00 PM

A H5 Hash Campout

Cost: $139*

Hare(s):

Bang4URBuck and She Came-Eagle; Anal Nicole and Weblow Scout-Turkey

Shiggy:

Please make sure you read the entire info as some things have changed from previous years.

STINKO 2023: Welcome to Tropical Paradise Stinko 2023! Help us celebrate sunshine and palm trees by drinking, dancing, hashing, singing, frolicking, and having a great time!

STINKO HAB- PLEASE CHOOSE ONE HAB ITEM, THE DRESS OR THE SHIRT, NOT BOTH! THANKS!

IMPORTANT NOTES:
TICKS.  DEET AND MORE DEET.  Nuff Said. Ticks are bad…MMMKay!
FIRE-(Not that Fire): No jumping over the fire-it’s usually too big to encourage that sort of behavior anyway. Also, only the cut wood that is in the woodpile goes in the fire (DO NOT FUCK WITH THE TOTEM POLES). Only use existing fire rings for camp fires. Do not start your own personal fire near your cabin!
COVID or any other sickness: If you are sick or have symptoms of ANY sickness, please do not attend!
HAB SALES: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s habadashery to set up and sell. Hab Sales will be set up in the Rec Hall. Attendees, bring cash to buy awesome swag!
NUDITY: No outdoor nudity during daylight hours and no nudity within eyesight of the road or the Caretakers House.

CAMPERS/RVs- (Please also read the ACCOMODATIONS Tab)There is a hard top Basketball Court for parking a limited amount of RVs (Max is 10 or 11 depending on size) Please mark on the registration page if you are bringing an RV and you will be contacted about the dimensions of your RV/Camper. Availability of RV space will be based on the order in which you REGISTER. Once we exceed the RV limit, you will be contacted and asked to switch to a tent or a cabin.
SAFETY:
The safety of the campers (outside of general legion of dumb activity) is top priority to H5 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.
DRIVING- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday.  Please follow the directions of the Parking team.
SEXUAL ASSAULT/HARASSMENT- Hashing provides a great outlet for all types of fun but to be fun for everyone you (men AND women) need to have consent from the other party/parties.  Nudity is not consent, actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask some pointed questions and stop a bad situation before it starts.  Take care of one another but if you see something that you can’t handle or not sure about, please find a member of H5 Mismanagement. If you are behaving to the point that others are frightened and/or feel grievous harm might befall their person, you will be dealt with in a swift manner. Everyone has the right to feel safe and secure at our weekend!

FAQs:
Can I bring my dog?  Sorry, No.  We are sure your pet is the best pet ever, but not everyone’s is and no one likes stepping in a pile of dog shit on their way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Can I bring my child/baby? No.  STINKO is a 21 and over event only.

Can my buddy come as a walk in or just party for a while? No. Please don’t bring anyone extra. We WILL turn them away and that is awkward for everyone. Unfortunately, we are only able to allow full weekend rego’d attendees. There won’t be a Saturday only/Hash only option.

How can I help?  If you have trash/recycling or see some on the ground, please place in appropriate receptacles. 

FINALLY……HAVE A GREAT FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! ON ON


Tropical Paradise-Friday Night Camp Crawl – Fruity, beach themed drinks and decorations. Saturday Night – Beach/Island/Cruise wear. Go tropical crazy! OR wear all rain gear to guarantee sunny weather!

All Bedding if you are in a cabin, air mattresses are recommended. Towels, vessels, flash lights, bug spray, camp chair, whatever you bring when you camp!  Warm clothing and rain gear, just in case but it will be hot and sunny all weekend!!

Location Details

Camp Can-Edi- On

870 Sheepbridge Rd, York Haven, PA 17370

Camp Can-Edi- On

A-Frame Cabins will be first come first served, there are 12 of them. Chose if you want a cabin in the rego options. There will be a sign up sheet on each cabin, whoever arrives first to camp can put their name or names of their group on the sheet. They typically fit 8 people (8 cots). Though only some A-Frames have beds and mattresses.  Bring your own camp mattress and sleeping bag or linens. There is a light & one power plug in each A-Frame. Plug is on the light bulb hanging from the ceiling so you may want to bring a 2 prong extension cord and portable camping lamps are a good idea too. You can put up tarps to block the wind with Duct tape but it must be cleaned up prior to departure. See above main page for RV/Camper details.


870 Sheepbridge Rd, York Haven, PA 17370

Schedule of Events

Friday, May 5th 2023

2pm - 6pm Registration (Rec Hall front porch)

4pm - 6pm Hab Sales (or however long you want to stand by your table)

6pm - 7:30pm Dinner

7:30pm-9pm Tropical Paradise Camp Crawl

9pm-1am- Karaoke

11pm - 12am Snacks


8am - 10am Breakfast- Dining Hall

8:30am-Noon-Registration and Hab Sales in the Rec Hall

10:15am - 2pm Chalk Talk and then Trail

1pm - 2:30pm Lunch

2:30pm - 5pm Circle /Olimpdicks (right after circle)

6pm - 8pm Dinner

8pm - 8:45pm Skits (Hard Stop)

9pm - 1am Bubba/Party

11pm - 12am Snacks

Midnight N’d Hash


8am-10am Breakfast

10am- Fat Boy Crawl

12pm- Camp Departure –GTFO or HELP CLEAN UP CAMP


Public Event

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151 Hashers cumming

including:

Purple Sack

(Pgh-H3)

Look at that hole

Lehigh Valley Hash House Harriers
...

Ass Spelunker

DC Road Whores
In dog beers, I've onl...

Beer and a Bag full of Dildos... Good Times

SMUTTy Crab Hash House Harriers
...

Hollow Beaver

(H5)

Sticky Lips Sinxs dixs

(H5)

Seemore Butts

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Dont Ask Dont Smell

(BAH3)

The Udder Ho

(SHIT)

Just Matt

(H5)

MudFlaps

(BAH3)

Monet Moaner

(H5)

Cliff Diver

(H5)

Turkey Twat

(WH4)

Sniffher Fisthim

(H5)

Cockstradamus

(BFMH3)

Just Paige

(H5)

Pork Screw

Nittany Valley
...

Spermit

(Pgh-H3)

3west

(BAH3)

OrangUbang

(H5)

Anal Nicole

(H5)

Loud Ass Fuck

(HV_H3)

Decibelle

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
...

Just Keith

(H5)

Tapes It Up The Ass Like A Man

(H5)

St Nipplezzz

(H5)

DIAL F

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
READ ALL THE PAMPHLETS...

You Can't Handle the Poop

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GeriatricMandering

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
EWH3 Prom Queen

Interior Defecator

(H5)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Cock-N-Face

(H5)

Handy

(IH3)

Spewart Little

(BAH3)

FUZZBUSTER

(H5)

Armed & Manger-ous

Traveling Whore-Ables H3
...

Lumpneck Muncher

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Sticky Dicky

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Wuhan Used Clam

(BAH3 )

BVD

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

KY

(H5)

Necrofeel-U-up

(H5)

The S&M Man

Ben Franklin Mob H3
You can always say thi...

Wild Cherry

(H5)

Teeter Twatter

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
2019 Miss MANVitational

Jr. Bacon Heaveburger

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Thats A Whore-A

(CCH3)

Ponyboy

BAH3
...

Vagically Delicious

Eerie Hash House Harriers
...

Seize Her Cooch

(HMHHH)

Squeeze Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Tits of Steel

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Snidley Whipass

(Homeless)

Bloody Headbanger

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

In Absentia

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Just Paul

(BAH3)

Horn of Plenty

(ReadingH3)

Squeak Boxxx

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Crash Test Dumbass

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
DCRW

Mudman

(FCH3)

Urine Luck

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Red Rocket

(H5)

Judge Doody

(BFMH3)

CumInAl Vagina

(H5)

Reduce Reuce Recoitus

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Bambi’s Bitch

(BAH3)

Just Stacey

(H5)

Fort Dixalot

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Loot, pillage, and plu...

Reverse Penguin

Ithaca Hash House Harriers
...

Big ten inch

(H5)

Just Doug

(H5)

Fire in my hOle

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

M’Orally Challenged

(H5)

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Kitten Mittons

Keystone Hash House Harriers
You'll be smitten.

Fart Connor

(H5)

Just John (H5)

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

I'm Not The Whore You're Looking For

(Harrisburg-Hershe...)

Tiny Two Stroke

DC Road Whores
Love one another and o...

Poly Pocket

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Crafty.

Everything but the Kitchen Sink

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
Mx InterAm 2019

Mountin Deez Nuts

Ben Franklin Mob H3
Bald Knob

Webelo Scout

(H5)

Easter Egg Cunt

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Lickity Splitz Down the Pole

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Tasty Muff

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Pump House Sperm Filter

Charlotte Hash House Harriers
...

Swayze

Flour City Hash House Harriers
#CreeperCrew

Silence of the Goats

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Brown Shugga

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Spunk Monkey

(DCRW)

MOUNDSS

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Tour DePuke

(H5)

Bad Semen

(ReadingH3)

Nippleodeon

(H5)

Dick in a Box

DC Road Whores
...

Sister Maria

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
Sister Maria

Parrot Head

Philadelphia Hash House Harriers
...

Sister Golden Showers

(NVHHH)

Just Lakeah

(H5)

Three Toes In

(H5)

Chasez Boyz

(Chasez Boyz H3)

Idiotic Cat Poser

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Just Laurie

(H5)

Candy Cornhole

(BAH3)

Brag a Deer General

Jersey Devil Hash House Harriers
...

I-Feel Tower

Richmond Hash House Harriers
Growing up is a part o...

Butt Floss

(IthacaH3)

Transplant it in Me

(BAH3)

60k9

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

Honor Pole

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Calico Fap

(BFMH3)

She Came

(H5)

Amelia Airhard

(H5)

Pippi Schlongstocking

Nittany Valley
...

Can U Not Tinkle

Old Frederick Hash House Harriers
...

Bareback Mountain

Nose House Hash Harriers
...

Burning Bubbles

Whore Island H3
...

Give Me Anal or Give Me Meth

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
What's up? What's Up? ...

Oedipus Sext

(Ofh3)

6.9

(HMHHH)

Moist in My Gooch

(NVHHH)

Tomb Raper

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

J-Cock

Rumson HHH
...

Dicknic Table

(H5)

Phoof there it

(RH3)

BANG FOR YOUR BUCK

(HARRISBURG HERSHE...)

Gonna Probably Spew

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Facial Profiling

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

It’s not a Harley I’m Gay

(H5)

Sex Toys for Tots

Ben Franklin Mob H3
...

UpperCunt

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Bookhaki

(RgH3Groton)

Bloody Poussière

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Je saigne car je vis.

Willy Wanker & The Chocolate Factory

(HMHHH )

PigFucker

Halve Mein Hash House Harriers
Eff Ewe Ewe Effing Eff

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

(CCH3)

Rocko Suave

Flour City Hash House Harriers
Boricua!

Lost In the Pink

Flour City Hash House Harriers
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(CCH3)

Asserole

(FCH3)

Late Nite Drive Thru

DC Harriettes and Harriers Hash House
If you can't laugh at ...

6 Cooter

Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers
...

Anal Eaze

Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday H3
...

The Tickle Me Homo

Nittany Valley
...

Beaver Muncher

(SummitH3)

Stick It In My Socket

(NVHHH)

Better than a Sweater

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...

Licky Me

Harrisburg-Hershey Hash House Harriers
...