Hey you lucky wankers and wankettes!! We’re cumming again for year 3.69!!

We’re cumming early and longer!!
Thursday, July 30th, 2026 - Monday, August 3rd, 2026

Volunteer Options for Rego:
Beer Meister
Hare
Kitchen crew
Poop Patrol
RA
Sober/Safety crew
Gen Hash help
Build crew (for Thursday/Friday attendees)
Parking crew (for Thursday/Friday attendees)

If you are bringing dogs, please be mindful of your four legged family and clean up after them.

There are 10 RV spots with water and power. 1st cum, 1st served!

We will have a specific person coordinating vegetarian & vegan meals this year. Just mark “vegetarian” on your rego and we’ll reach out to you as we get closer for details.

Schedule of Events
(New) Thursday, July 30th - early birds
Campground opens at 2pm
Event check-in 4pm-8pm
(Bring your own dinner & beverages)

Friday, July 31st
(Bring your own breakfast if early)
Kegs tapped at NOON!!!
Event check-in 12pm-4pm
Trail ~6pm has time
Dinner 8pm (also hash time)

Saturday, August 1st
Breakfast 8am
Late arrival check-in 10am-12pm
Lunch
Olympdicks
Main trail
Dinner

Sunday, August 2nd
Breakfast 8am
Hangover trail 9am
Closing circle 10am
Clean-up
Leftover meals/to go may be available
(Bring your own food if staying late)
Movie Night (The Big Lebowski)

Monday, August 3rd
Must leave by 12pm

Cost
$169. until July 20th
$190. July 21st - July 29th
Rego is closed after July 29th
Your Rego is NOT complete until you have paid.
•How to pay
Option 1) Venmo: @TeamCurlyButt
- include your hash name
- DD last 4 is 8995 if asked for verification
Option 2) PayPal: Slater442w30@yahoo.com
- include your hash name
Option 3) paper check delivered by unicorn
- address to: Scott Slater
mail to : 62641 Olive Barber Rd,
Coos Bay, OR 97420

Park info;
Laverne Park
61217 Fairview Rd, Coquille, OR 97423
same as 2025
travel from town of Coquille if towing RV
[https://www.co.coos.or.us/parksrec/page/laverne-county-park]

Camping gear, mosquito repellant and bee sting meds, sunscreen, flashlight