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GCH3 Mobile Red Dress Run 2022

09/23 04:00 PM to 09/25 11:00 AM

A GCH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $69

Hare(s):

Mismanagement

It was a dark and stormy Joe Cain day, except it was bright clear blue skies. GCH3 were all having a good time and sounds of revelry issued late into the night, but suddenly there was a poof and we were all in shock and awe to see the god Dionysus standing right there in front of us.

Well, some of us were in shock and awe. Most of everyone was completely distracted in the opposite direction by a topless Snatch trying to lasso Sister while riding a barricade like a pony and yelling "GIDDY-UP HORSEY!".

Sister ended up getting away, so Snatch hogtied RJ.

It was at this moment Dionysus exclaimed "You! You are clearly worthy! Of all the revelry I've seen upon the world, I declare yours to be debauchery of the utmost! You make this old god proud! I shall bestow upon you a boon of Ambrosia!".

Well, none of us knew what Ambrosia was, so Spockher convinced him to give us some more natty-lite.

As the festivities continued into the night, more toga'd people began to poof into existence around us. It was a hell of a sight. Dionysus and Snatch were riding a cop car yelling "Surfs up Duuudes!", Poseidon kept summoning small fish for Lubi to throw at Purple, Artemis turned Tater into a deer and Quarter chased him around with a spot light, Hermes and Enzyte just ran around Mardi Gras park in circles trying to find walls to climb over, and Etta had Apollo tearing up from her rendition of "At Last".

Finn was spooning Hypnos under a table and had to be told all of this later.

That's when things got... weird. There was a fiery FOOM and the ground shook. Suddenly all went quite and there standing before us was a giant of a god. A tall thick man dressed in red robes that seemed to flow otherworldly. His black beady eyes somehow still managed to twinkle maliciously and their color was only matched by the long midnight beard twisted in on itself.

He boomed "DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!?"

Everyone stared around at each other perplexed. Of course no one knew what time it was.

Hades bellowed, "You're celebrations have created enough commotion to reach even the depths of my realm deep below the surface! IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT! My wife, Persephone, persuaded me to let her come speak to you, but she has not returned!"

"I mean she's probably drunk somewhere" spoke Lubi matter of factually

The thick silence was only broken by Finn's abrupt snores

Enraged Hades shouted, "You have gotten my wife DRUNK!? I shall not stand for this! I AM THE ALMIGHTY HADES!".

A Purple-ish voice yelled "Hadeez nuts!". Hades turned Purple into a goat.

Hades turned back to the crowd and exclaimed, "You will find her! You will find my Persephone! I will give you one year! However, I will be watching you. If I find you are not making haste, I will send all manner of souls and monsters to cause mayhem. I will bring the heat of Tartarus upon you! ONE YEAR!"

Hades vanished with a mighty FOOM of flames. Everyone was left silent for a moment. A crinkle of chip bags let everyone know Finn had either awoken, or was sleep eating again.

Spockher shrugged and said, "A year? Yeah, that should be plenty of time. I think we're good for now, right?

Sister thought, wavered a little, but eventually replied, "Yeah, it'll probably be fine."

Snatch rode up on a centaur, poured the last of a champagne bottle into an oversized vessel, and declared "We can always just wait until Red Dress this year and have all the visitors find her for us? We can turn it into a game, like the olympics or something."

"That's pretty good. I like that." replied Spockher
"And we don't have to do anything right now." said RJ
"Also it gives us a really good reason to have a toga trail!" said Babe Thruster

"Ooo! Togas! Like this!?" said Pretty. No one was sure when Pretty got there, but he and Dionysus had already traded clothes. He was wearing Dionysus's toga, and Dionysus was naked.

"It's settled then! We will have everyone help us in September to find Persephone, and if Hades sends minions after us, we can use them as fodder!" shouted Spockher

"HELL YEAH" shouted all of GCH3 unanimously


Ancient Greek Olympics

Toga, Shirt, Pants, Shoes, Swimsuits, Hats, Socks, Condoms, Bug Spray, Umbrella, See through yoga pants, Snatches phone, Kilt, Underwear optional.

Location Details

Quality Inn Downtown Historic District

255 Church Street Mobile, AL

Probably the Quality Inn Pool

Look out your room window

Quality Inn Downtown Historic District

Make a Reservation

Quality Inn on the corner of Church and Jackson downtown is the place to be!

The hotel is ready to take reservations! Link above

All rooms are Kings and Doubles. We should have the pool available to be in our block of rooms.


255 Church Street Mobile, AL

Schedule of Events

Friday: Rego opens at 4pm
Circle up 630
Hares away 7pm

Friday night Toga Trail - Finn will be leading the pack through downtown Mobile in Toga's. Why toga's, one might ask? Because why not. If they're good enough for the gods, they are good enough for us. With all the gods in a raucous and Hades minions everywhere, misman thought it would be good for Finn to lead the search for Persephone. It's probably not a good idea, but Finn agreed.


Saturday: RED DRESS RUN!! Wear your Red Dress!
Rego opens 930-1130
Hab 9:30-1130

Circle up 12:00
Hares away 12:30

Lunch will be served on trail! Bring your ID's, Cash for tips

Circle up at TBA Sharp-ish. It will really depend on how hungover Snatch and RJ are. Just send a bottle of Cook's up to Snatch's room, tell her there's hot singles in her area, and she'll open the door right away.

Remember its HOT in Mobile- HYDRATE, HYDRATE, HYDRATE and also EAT. Seriously, bring snacks on trail to give to Swallows.


Champagne and such with Snatch- whenever we wake up probably 8ish 9ish
Closing Circle 11am then find your friends and have brunch downtown. We may do a hangover trail if we are not all completely wiped out from the weekend.


Public Event

See the full list!

102 Hashers came

including:

Ur(in)e Circle

Biloxi H3
Yes, I'm Pineapple

Donut Holer

MosquitoH3
...

Pussy Gifted

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Nut-Lika

(MCH3/ Draft Punk )

Atomic Dyke

Voodoo Hash Hash Harriers
No Touchy Go Boom

I Don't Swallow

(GCH3/LBH3)

Unleash the Clotten

Southeast Xtra Hash House Harriers
...

I'll Bang Your Baby

Gulf Coast H3
Golf Course Smash Mout...

High Speed Cock Bumper

(Tidewater H3)

Catcher in the Eye

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Smart-ass, wise-ass, d...

Collide or Ride Her

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
If you can read this, ...

Hose Before Hoes

Patch Whore H3
It's meee, Hose Before...

Kleptopatra

Chattahoochee Valley Hash House Harriers
Possession isn’t 9/10t...

Pussy Blue Ribbon

(VH3)

Wax On Get Off (Waxie)

(SDH3)

Turtle Dick

(MosquitoH3)

Care Bear Stare

Gulf Coast H3
...

Teddy Fuxpin

(VH3)

NFN Andi

(VH3)

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

(Emerald Coast Has...)

Strap-on Stranger

Hateful 8 Hash House Harriers
...

J-E-L-L-HO

(Rock Vegas H3)

Sex Ray Tech

Savannah Hash House Harriers
...

My Bloody Palestine

(VH3)

Lick Long and SpockHer

Gulf Coast H3
How R ya now?

Wall Laid n Swallow

Siete Cerveza Hash House Harriers
...

Hot Cock Lover

(DST H3 )

Crapper Napper

New Orleans Hash House Harriers
...

Browneye Boygina

(TAH3)

Mammal D'oh

(Gch3)

Robocock

(GCH3)

LubriCUNT

(GCH3)

Top Shelf

(Houston H3)

Double OO Shower

(BiloxiH3)

Butt Sex Barfer

(SembachH3)

Pussy Slap

(MCH3)

Tinker Toots

(RSH3)

Quarter #her

(GCH3)

Booby Trap AKA Party Boob

(Kawh3)

Dalick My Snatch

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Bitches I’ll Never Get Old

(SurvivorH3)

I Take Shots to The Face

(RSH3)

Bare Ass Burns

(Houston H3)

Depends On Me ☆DOM☆

MRH3
Everyone's Favorite ☆DOM☆

I Can't Dive 55

NOLA Nomads
I do what I want

Teddy Roughskin the Carpet Shark

(TAH3)

Tranny in Training

Siete Cerveza H3
what a wank

Fister President Barack My Cock

(GCH3)

Cum Scout

(MCH3)

Betty Crotch Popper

(MosquitoH3)

Missionary Impossible

(HomelessH3)

Oui Oui

(VDH3)

Just Campesi

(Huzzah_H3)

ButtholeBerry Finn

Gulf Coast H3
GOLF COURSE SMASH MOUT...

Babe Thruster

(GCH3)

Hebrew Hammer’d

SurvivorH3
#youSeemNice

U touch It U Eat It

(SCH3)

Slimer of 89

(GCH3)

sub (Spare Underpillow Beasteality)

(Chattahoochee Val...)

Cock-A-Booty Boo

(GCH3)

Fist Her Twice

(MosquitoH3)

Purple Vein

Gulf Coast H3
...

Hat Trick

Cunt Crew H3
I've only peed on the ...

Just Lauren (Aka Caza)

(GCH3)

04Whore

(TBH3)

Tig O'Bitties

Panhandle Cossacks
...

Grand Theft Anal

(A2H3)

Early Withdrawal

(ECH3)

Big Woody Bush Hog

(GCH3)

Curling Iron Maiden

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Pro Blow

(MCH3)

Beauty and the Beastiality

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
...

Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Emerald Coast Hash House Harriers
...

Rape Cubby

(Vulcan Hash House...)

Just Misty

(GCH3)

Orgy Ignoranus

Music City
...

BJ Tenderpussy

(BiloxiH3)

Snatch of the Day

(GCH3)

Porta Juicy

(SCH3)

Swab d Bone

Survivor Hash House Harriers
...

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Birmingham RDR 2020

Jerryz Kidd

(WWh3)

The Fuck Stops Here

Panama City H3
...

Tag My Juicy Target

Panama City H3
...

Men Obey Me

(QCH4)

M R Dicks

NOLA Nomads
Often imitated, never ...

BARBIE’s B*TCH

(MUSIC CITY H3/DRA...)

Rim Job

Gulf Coast H3
...

Plugs Bunny

(TAH3)

Man Cruiser

Music City
...

NANANANANA Assman

(GCH3)

Cocktraceptive

Vulcan Hash House Harriers
Call me “Cocky”!

M.O.I.S.T.

Gulf Coast H3
...

I Do Sheep Too

F.E.T.A. Cheese H3
...