SAVE THE DATE, REGO OPENS TUESDAY, 1 MAY AT 6pm!!!
We know you love it when we wake you with a Disney sing along and putting our greasy meat in your mouths at events all around the south. But now, your favorite road-whoring kennel, CampBacon H3, is hosting an epic weekend of our very own, and that is the 32nd Anal FL/GA Intercourse!!!
We are hosting the debauchery at Suwannee Valley Resort, a hasher-loving, 21+, clothing optional paradise. Yes, this year is a campout yet again, but fear not! There are all the comforts of home here. Clean showers and bathrooms, a pool and hot tub are all at our disposal. And for those that like to stay a step above primitive camping, there are RV/Cabin rentals available for an additional cost. For those interested in that option, please contact the resort directly.
So what do you receive for your hard-earned dollars?? A weekend full of bacon, beer, delicious meals, hot tub, lap dances from AB, a gimme, beer, shiggy trails, Hash Olympics, shot trail, pool, Naked Pirate trail, mas cervasas, a whole lot of other various shenanigans, and a wholehearted guarantee that it will be the absolute worst event you will have ever attended, so definitely put it on your calendars and join us!!
DEADLINE TO PAY REGO IS JULY 1st. If, for any reason you can't pay by then and need an extension, please contact MisMan, otherwise you will be booted. Waitlisted wankers get dibs on spots, first paid, first served.
Must be 21+ to attend
On-I can't believe we got voluntold to do this, looking at you Duff H3, specifically you BeerBitch-On
Dude! Where's my c*nt?! #wannahelpmefindit?
!!!!!PLEASE INCLUDE HASH NAME WHEN YOU PAY YOUR REGO!!!
REGO $89 to
Or for those who like to keep the U.S. Postal Service in business
1426 Licht Street
Cocoa, FL 32922
OTHER QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, CONCERNS PLEASE EMAIL CAMPBACONH3@GMAIL.COM
Ever been camping before? Yeah, bring that stuff!! Camp chairs, a tent, blankets, bug repellent, condoms, fleshlights, sense of humor, extra credit monies, sunscreen
Suwanee Valley Resort
For those interested in renting an RV or cabin for the weekend, please contact the resort and make arrangements through them.