Cost: $125*
Hare(s):
Sprechen Sie Douche is your Trail Guru
WELCUM TO FL/GA INTERCOURSE: Wankers Gone Wild.
A South Florida Disaster Collab!
Where: Windy Acres Biker Campground, 1250 Miller Blvd, Fruitland Park, 34731
When: September 26-28 @ 3pm
Thursday for early birds - Pay as you go Pub Crawl in Leesburg, Pot Luck Dinner and Movie Night.
Registration is $125.
Payments can be made via:
Zelle to Disasterhashh3@gmail.com
PayPal - @cuddlesncream or mel8966@yahoo.com.
Include your hash name in the comments. Use “friends and family.” Your rego does not count until you are paid.
Grab your best Biker and Florida man gear, a spare liver or two, and your pourest decision making skills and join us for FL/GA Intercourse: WANKERS GONE WILD! Think FLORIDA MAN meets BIKEFEST. We promise a weekend filled with shenanigans, debauchery, a good old fashioned Bikefest, an insane Florida Man Olympdicks & Party, flowing beer, cider and seltzer, delicious dinners cooked to order from Fatboys Grill and buffet breakfast with mimosa and bloody mary bar and so much more!!
Other Stuff:
- No pets (We don't want your fur babies to be cougar bait).
- Hashers not Trashers, clean up after yourselves.
- CONSENT IS MANDATORY! Violate and you will be removed immediately! Banned hashers will not be permitted.
- RV's are permitted in RV area. There are NO HOOKUPS, but generators allowed in RV area.
- Car camping will be allowed on a limited basis in designated area.
- **CARS MAY NOT MOVE AFTER THEY ARE PARKED FRIDAY NIGHT.
- Regos are nonrefundable and transferable only through MM.
Florida Man Meets Bikefest
Tent or RV, kiddie pool, sleeping bag, camping chair, extra stakes in case its windy, vessel, Bikefest & FL man apparel, bathing suit or not, shiggy socks, towel, cash, an extra liver, bug spray, sunblock, condoms. Leave your dignity at home!
SCHEDULE IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE!
3pm Campground Opens
6pm Pot Luck Dinner or Pay as you Go Pub Crawl
*Bring whatever you need, no food served until dinner on Friday.
3pm Campground Opens. Set Up.
4-7pm Check In. Beer Starts Flowing.
7pm Dinner is served
8pm Bikefest!
10pm Poker Run/Shooting Star!
11pm Karaoke & Drinking Games
8-10am Breakfast Buffet
9-10am Check In
9:30am Circle up for Ballbuster Trail
10am Circle up for Eagle and Turkey Trails
10:30 Circle up for Penguin Trail
After Trails: Lunch
2pm Florida Man Olympdicks
5pm Hab Fair/Patch Whoring
6pm Harriette Huddle/Brown Water H3
7pm Dinner is served!
8pm Mx Florida Georgia Competition
9pm Florida Man Party!
11pm Karaoke & Drinking Games
8-10am Breakfast
11am Disaster H3 Hangover Trail
11:30am Closing Circle and Raffles
12 GTFO
including:
Orange and Blue Balls
(O2H3)
Helen Keller
(BVDH3)
Scurvy Seadog
(Sex)
Bimbo on the Run
(EtnaH3)
Finger in the Dike
(TBH3)
Sparky Sole Patch
(JaxBeachH3)
GladHeAteHer
(Wandering Whore H3)
OMG Lost A Virgin
(Nsah3)
Carl's velvet mush pilon
(GATRH3)
Grand Theft Anal
(A2H3)
Hay Bailey Shit Daddy
(Barf H3)
Sunday School Stroker
(SPH3)
Tainted Love
(Sembach H3)
Electric Skidmark
(Tallahassee & Are...)
Private Snowball
(FH5)
2Dix NoFinn
(PBH3)
Porks Me Gentiley
(JaxH3)
Farfromgäggin
(WCH3)
DRx StrangeGlove
(BVDH3)
Just Sondra
(SCH3/Bad Decision...)
Hemorrhoids
(O2H3)
Penis Fly Trap
(TTH3Tampa)
Wang of Mass Destruction
(MBH3)
I Fucked the Sheriffs But Did Not Peg the Deputy
(TBH3)
Midget Digit
(O2H3)
Nelson Mangina
(WCH3)
Pump Me Up Scottie
(JaxH3)
Motor Yachting GGB
(JaxBeachH3)
I Need A Banana To Finnish
(PBH3)
THE VIRGINATOR
(DCRW)
Itchy Balls
(Seletar Hash Hous...)
Gritty Kitty
(TBH3)
Fire N the Hole
(JaxUH3)
Dishsoap daddy
(GATRH3)
Just tricia
(Garth 3)
(Just) Just Sara
(TBH3)
J-E-L-L-HO!
(Charlotte H3)
OnAhead
(No St)
Open whore policy
(BVDH3)
BumChum
(SPH3)
Put Out or Pull Over
(Other Orlando H3)
Icliterate
(GATRH3)
Wicked Itch of the Yeast
(NomadH3)
Huddle House Humper
(JaxH3)
Fester the Molester
(BVDH3)
Emergency Entrance
(SembachH3)
PePe holding
(JaxH3)
NFHN Just Bob
(PBH3)
Ama Hasher
(TBH3)
Flying Saucers
(JaxUH3)
Sloppy Moppy
(SavH3)
Nice Normal Lady Night
(CircusH3)
Beastie Reality
(O2H3)
Jeep Her Keep Her
(Portland Hump H3 )
Erection Master
(Atlanta H4)
Why Am I Even In This Group?
(Savannah Hash Hou...)
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