It's time to FLASH! ( Float Hash)
Back by popular demand! We will be floating the alligator infested Edisto River in search of beer, boobs & a good excuse for Happy Heretics and Visitors to come back to CHS!
Weiner Injector & Freudian Slit have offered up their property for us to camp with their bees, goats, horse, and pig.
$30 gets you beer for the camp out and food. Dinner and some sort of continental breakfast.
This event is capped at 40 PAID Regos due to camping space & people on the river. Sorry, NO rego's day of.
To complete REGO you have to follow instructions and pay via PayPal.
Pussies welcome, but leave your mutts at home... They don't play well with goats!
The fine print:
There will not be a float only cost as this FLash is looong. Pushing 6 hours from drop off to pick up with all the logistics and minimal river accesses, on the river shenanigans, drinking then not camping... MM highly encourages all to stay the night. We will not factor peeps leaving early in the overall logistics of the day's events. Passing out on a float? Better than passing out in the water... better wear floaties and be face up... Changing your mind to stay? Passing out in a chicken coop counts the same as camping out. We can't stop anyone from leaving sober or belligerently thinking they're sober, so with that added bit of danger thrown in, be prepared to sign a liability waiver to absolve our more than gracious hosts.
Stuff to Bring:
Bring: something to float on (duh), blow-upperer, floating cooler, tent, vessel, alligator repellent, ginger perfume (sunscreen), camping gear, bug spray, snacks, and anything else you'd need to survive a day and night with the best wankers around!
Start Location Details
The Edisto River Drop-in
FLash (Float Hash)
A flotation device
Schloss Weiner und Freud
Start Location TBA
Be excited all day because you're going to the FLash!
11 am show - Set up camp
12 pm - Shuttle to Edisto River drop-in
1 pm - River chalk talk
115 pm - LET'S FLash!
630 pm - Off the River
7 pm - Shuttle back to camp
830 pm - Dinner
GTFO by 11 am - Peeps gotta go to Church!