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FLash! 2018

07/14 10:30 AM

A Hash Campout

Cost: $30

It's time to FLASH! ( Float Hash)

Back by popular demand! We will be floating the alligator infested Edisto River in search of beer, boobs & a good excuse for Happy Heretics and Visitors to come back to CHS!

Weiner Injector & Freudian Slit have offered up their property for us to camp with their bees, goats, horse, and pig.

$30 gets you beer for the camp out and food. Dinner and some sort of continental breakfast.

This event is capped at 40 PAID Regos due to camping space & people on the river. Sorry, NO rego's day of.

To complete REGO you have to follow instructions and pay via PayPal.

Pussies welcome, but leave your mutts at home... They don't play well with goats!

The fine print:
There will not be a float only cost as this FLash is looong. Pushing 6 hours from drop off to pick up with all the logistics and minimal river accesses, on the river shenanigans, drinking then not camping... MM highly encourages all to stay the night. We will not factor peeps leaving early in the overall logistics of the day's events. Passing out on a float? Better than passing out in the water... better wear floaties and be face up... Changing your mind to stay? Passing out in a chicken coop counts the same as camping out. We can't stop anyone from leaving sober or belligerently thinking they're sober, so with that added bit of danger thrown in, be prepared to sign a liability waiver to absolve our more than gracious hosts.

Theme:
Float Hash

Stuff to Bring:
Bring: something to float on (duh), blow-upperer, floating cooler, tent, vessel, alligator repellent, ginger perfume (sunscreen), camping gear, bug spray, snacks, and anything else you'd need to survive a day and night with the best wankers around!

Cost: $30

Shiggy:

5+

Start Location Details

The Edisto River Drop-in


FLash (Float Hash)

A flotation device

Start Location Details

Schloss Weiner und Freud

Start Location TBA

Schedule of Events

Friday:
Be excited all day because you're going to the FLash!
Saturday:
11 am show - Set up camp
12 pm - Shuttle to Edisto River drop-in
1 pm - River chalk talk
115 pm - LET'S FLash!
630 pm - Off the River
7 pm - Shuttle back to camp
830 pm - Dinner
Sunday:
GTFO by 11 am - Peeps gotta go to Church!


Public Event

See the full list!

40 Hashers came

including:

Sux at Sucking

(HereticsH3)

Coo Coo Ka-Choo Frau Robinson

(HereticsH3)

Taint No Hair There

(HereticsH3)

Amazon.cum

Wandering Whore H3
Never Leave Camp!

Cock Ring Master

(HereticsH3)

Elmo’s Bitch (not real) Just Justin

(Blah)

Betty Orgazmatron

Happy Heretics H3
Have feet, will travel!

It ain't gay if its in a 7 way

(SMUSHHH)

Not named

(H3)

King Cock

(HereticsH3)

Jack Off

(CSCH3)

Debbie Does Arby's

Happy Heretics H3
Dee Arby

BlowHole

(CH3)

10/28/88

Happy Heretics H3
Never. Leave. Camp.

Confused Follies

Etna H3
Come play with me!

Forest Dumped

(HereticsH3)

Nipple Me Elmo

(Rogue)

One Night Stand

(HereticsH3)

Old Bay in the V-Jay

(HereticsH3)

Hose Handler

(CHHH)

My Little Porny

Happy Heretics H3
...

Twat’s My Name

Charleston SC H3
...

Do You Have a D-Cell?

(HereticsH3)

FIG

(HereticsH3)

Helen Keller Hand Job

Happy Heretics H3
...

Senior Spitizen

Jacksonville H3
Boccee in FIVE MINUTES!

Pawggy Style

(CHHH)

Daddy Douche Care

South Mecklenburg Urban Shiggy Hash House Harriers
...

Jerking it Clean in the Submarine

(H5)

The Iceman Cummeth

(SavH3)

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Heretics H3
...

Luke, I Am Your Sharpie

(HereticsH3)

TransClowntinental Express

(HereticsH3)

Farm to Table

Savannah Hash House Harriers
Farm is a Movie Star…....

By The Hour

(HereticsH3)

Cums Thru Jesus

(HereticsH3)

Doggie the Penis Hunter

(HereticsH3)

French Whoren’

Happy Heretics H3
...