FCH3 Presents: Year of the Whorse: Show Us Yer Booty

A Once-in-a-Decade Celestial Convergence of Debauchery

Every twelve years, the ancient Chinese calendar bestows upon us the Year of the Whorse — a time of strength, adventure, and untamed spirit. Every decade, the seven seas align to call us back to our most beloved pillaging. And once in a generation... these two mighty forces collide into something the universe was simply not prepared for. Aye, this be the most cosmically inevitable hash weekend ever conceived.

Ten years ago, we plundered, we pillaged, and we showed the world exactly what we were working with. The booty was legendary. The memories, hazy. The hangovers, historic. And now, with the wind in our manes and the tide at our hooves, we set sail once more — for there be no greater treasure than a hash weekend written in the stars.

So batten down the hatches, saddle up yer steed, and ready yer finest plunderin' attire. The Whorse rides. The booty awaits. All hands on deck.

Rego includes all the beer you can drink, tent/cabin camping, legendary habby and tag, Breakfast (Saturday & Sunday), Lunch (Saturday) and Dinner (Friday & Saturday). Friday Shooting Star Shot Trail, Saturday Trail, Music & Dancing, Hash games, and Sunday Fatboy await!

NOTE: Once you've registered, please send payment via Paypal directly to fch3trails@gmail.com or Venmo @fch3trails (last four digits are 6460). PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION / TURN OFF THE PURCHASE OPTION. You will not show up in the rego list until payment is received, and misman gets a chance to sober up and mark you paid.

We are back at the same great location for this years festivities with all the amenities:
• A full lodge with dining room and kitchen
• A pavilion with tables near the fire pit.
• Cabins - plenty of bunks for everyone
• RV parking (some may even have power/water hookups - no sewer)
• A swimming pool Swim at your own risk
• Indoor Showers and Bathrooms
• 200 acre property neighboring a creek and state forest
• A complete lack of cell phone service - enjoy the disconnection (Service is available about a mile down the road though)

Early bird pricing is $135 until April 30th.
Price increases after that to $150.

Everyone who regos by May 12th is guaranteed Hab in their size, anyone after that will get something. Online rego closes June 5th

SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES 
The safety of the campers is top priority to FCH3 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.

Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Upon arrival, stop at the registration building and you will be directed on where to park.

COVID, if you are under Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!

Plan to bring some Cash if you want to purchase Habby...there is ZERO cell service!
Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell. The registration desk or misman can direct you on where to setup

SLEEPING
Tents are welcome - bring your own and pack it with stuff.

Campers and RV's - We have space for parking them. Some may even have water/power hookups, but this is not guaranteed and will be first come, first served. See the parking attendants at the REGO Table if you are bringing in an RV/Camper - we will tell you where you can park.

Cabins - There are plenty of rustic cabins available. Bring your own sleeping bag, pad or linens. Cabins do have electric and small fans are OK. There will be sign up sheets on each cabin, so if you want to share a cabin with particular hashers, make sure that one of you claims a spot for all of you. Misman will not be assigning cabins.

Dogs/Cats/Sea Horses/Dolphins/Crotch Goblins - Unfortunately no creatures of any kind are allowed.

Consent! Both men AND women need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent. Actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If you see something that you are not comfortable handling or aren’t sure about please find a member of Flour City Mismanagement who will check it out and take appropriate action.

NUDITY: No outdoor nudity during daylight hours and no nudity within eyesight of the road or the Caretakers House.

On-On!

Pirates or Whorses or Pirate Whorses