Cost: $140*
Hare(s):
Bloody and Kitten Mittons
Flour City H3 invites you to venture into the sinister woods of Camp SLHASHER - where leg warmers meet machetes, and ominous synth music spells trouble.
Nestled deep in the pine-scented woods, Camp SLHASHER is a throwback to the cult classic slasher films from the neon-soaked, synth-laden era of the 1980s. Grab your cassette tapes, boomboxes, and teased hair—because here, summer isn’t just about s’mores and sing-alongs. It’s about surviving while putting the hash in slash!
Theme:
Anything 80s - teased hair, spandex, leg warmers, acid-washed jeans, your old summer camp t-shirt, cheesy slasher film heroes or villains. NO ACTUAL WEAPONS - everything must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).
Rego includes all the beer you can drink, tent/cabin camping, habby, a personalized tag, Breakfast (Saturday & Sunday), Lunch (Saturday) and Dinner (Friday & Saturday). Friday Shooting Star Shot Trail, Bonfire w/ S'mores, Saturday Trail, Music & Dancing, Hash games, and Sunday Fatboy await!
So what are you waiting for! Rush down to the camp office and rego for a fun-filled escape to the woods. This year’s weekend is sure to please every jock, nerd, misfit and dork. And remember, at camp, the only thing sharper than the nostalgia is the blade. Happy camping, and may your perms stay intact!
NOTE: Once you've registered, please send payment via Paypal directly to fch3trails@gmail.com or Venmo @fch3trails (last four digits are 6460). PLEASE USE THE "FRIENDS & FAMILY" OPTION. You will not show up in the rego list until payment is received, and misman gets a chance to sober up and mark you paid.
We are back at the same great location for this years festivities with all the amenities:
• A full lodge with dining room and kitchen
• A pavilion with tables near the fire pit.
• Cabins - plenty of bunks for everyone
• RV parking (some may even have power/water hookups - no sewer)
• A swimming pool Swim at your own risk
• Indoor Showers and Bathrooms
• 200 acre property neighboring a creek and state forest
• A complete lack of cell phone service - enjoy the disconnection (Service is available about a mile down the road though)
Early bird pricing is $125 until April 30th.
Full price after that is $140.
Everyone is guaranteed awesome, personalized Hab as long as you rego before the deadline
Online rego closes June 7th
SAFETY/IMPORTANT NOTES The safety of the campers is top priority to FCH3 Mismanagement. Please be aware of the following safety notices.
Driving- Once you park plan not to be driving your vehicle again until Sunday. Upon arrival, stop at the registration building and you will be directed on where to park.
COVID, if you are under Quarantine, test positive, or are sick Do Not Attend!!
Plan to bring some Cash if you want to purchase Habby...there is ZERO cell service! Hab Sales: Feel Free to bring your kennel’s haberdashery to set up and sell. The registration desk or misman can direct you on where to setup
SLEEPING Tents are welcome - bring your own and pack it with stuff.
Campers and RV's - We have space for parking them. Some may even have water/power hookups, but this is not guaranteed and will be first come, first served. See the parking attendants at the REGO Table if you are bringing in an RV/Camper - we will tell you where you can park.
Cabins - There are plenty of rustic cabins available. Bring your own sleeping bag, pad or linens. Cabins do have electric and small fans are OK. There will be sign up sheets on each cabin, so if you want to share a cabin with particular hashers, make sure that one of you claims a spot for all of you. Misman will not be assigning cabins.
Dogs/Cats/Gremlins/Slimers/Crotch Goblins - Unfortunately no creatures of any kind are allowed.
NO ACTUAL WEAPONS - everything must be suitable for children under 5 (the average halfmind age).
All regoes are guaranteed the awesome habby we chose, so what are you waiting for? REGO already!
Consent! Hashing is a fun time and we want to ensure it remains fun for everyone. Both men AND women need to have consent from the other party/parties. Nudity is not consent. Actions under obvious inebriation are not consent. If something seems wrong about a situation, it’s ok to ask questions and intervene to stop a bad situation before it starts. If you see something that you are not comfortable handling or aren’t sure about please find a member of Flour City Mismanagement who will check it out and take appropriate action.
NUDITY: No outdoor nudity during daylight hours and no nudity within eyesight of the road or the Caretakers House.
On-On!
Friday
3pm Rego opens and kegs tapped. No early arrival!
6pm Dinner
7:30pm (Beer snob - sneak something in to camp to share)
8pm Shooting star shot trail
9pm-1am DJ/Dancing
8-9:30am Breakfast
10:15am: Chalk talk
10:30am-1:30pm Trail
2pm Lunch/Hab Bazaar
3pm Circle
4pm Hash Games
7pm Dinner
8:30pm-1am DJ/Dancing
11pm Naked Run
8-9:30am Continental Breakfast
10-11am Fatboy, Everyone helps with Clean Up!
12pm Camp closes...GTFO!
including:
Unregistered Socks Offender
(FCH3)
Sigourney Beaver
(Keystone )
Shiggy Shaman
(IH3)
Vowel Movement
(FCH3)
Kitten Mittons
(FCH3)
JamON_ONmyBox
(FCH3)
Spike
(Ithaca H3)
Miss Smashed Socks
(FCH3 )
Meow Ja Trois
(FCH3)
Happy Ending
(FCH3)
Flip-N-Zip
(EH3)
Messiah
(FCH3)
MoonMan
(Hogtown H3)
Scratch and Sniff
(RCH3-OH)
Lock Blocked
(FCH3)
Snidley Whipass
(WWh3)
Cockstradamus
(BFMH3 )
KickStand
(IH3)
Uncle John
(FCH3)
Just Pete
(FCH3)
Rave Against the Vagine
(FCH3)
Splash Zone
(RCH3-OH)
Dead Hooker
(FCH3)
Dookie Howser
(FCH3)
I'd Climb That
(FCH3)
Aunt Vagina
(FCH3)
RobinWood
(FCH3)
Just Amy
(FCH3)
Just Jim
(FCH3)
Pepe le Poo
(Ithaca H3)
Stiff On
(Keystone H3)
Sexy Jizzimal Coordinates
(FCH3)
Wake Me Up Before I Cum Cum
(SOH4)
Plower of the Sea
(CH4)
Sonicum
(RCH3-OH)
The Great Gashby
(IH3)
Debasement
(IH3)
Mudman
(FCH3)
Rides & Screams
(Ottawa H3)
Just Matt
(Flour City Hash H...)
Just Amy Rosechandler
(FCH3)
Arachnoflowbia
(IH3)
Free Cuntry
(FCH3)
No fucking brains
(ReadingH3)
Diarrhea
(Flour City Hash H...)
Just Ken
(FCH3)
Sinderella
(ReadingH3)
Festering Foot Stuff
(SOH4)
Utica Chub
(SOH4)
Who the Fuck is Alice
(FCH3)
Three Heads Up My Skirt
(FCH3)
Mother Inferior
(MoA2H3)
Just Julie
(FCH3)
Shiser
(FCH3)
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