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EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3! Sponsor the DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

09/19 04:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $75

Hare(s):

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Havannah Lewinsky, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Shiggy:

Yo Hos!

EWH3, AARrrrrrH3! and Beltway Bob aarrr cumming together to bring you the September DC Full Moon Trail.

All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

This event is capped at 80 crewmates, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.

What you get:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment

Avast Ye to the Schedule of Events:

4-6 pm Beltway Bob Happy Hour at The Tombs in Georgetown

4:15 - 6:45 pm Sign-In. You must pre-register through Hash Rego, but you will get your boardin’ pass at sign-in.

7:00 pm Circle up you Wankers!

7:15 pm Treasure Hunt Trail

8: 30 pm Late Sign-in at the dock at Washington Harbour. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, then walk to the riverfront.

Jump aboard, mateys!

8:45 pm Weigh Anchor and hoist the black flag! DO NOT BE LATE or you will be marooned, you landlubber!

10:45 pm Debark to the nearest saloon for On After

There will be a bag vehicle on trail but grab your gear before boarding the ship.


Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

Dress in your Pirate best

Location Details

4-7pm - The Tombs, Georgetown, 1226 36th St NW OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.

Washington Harbour Georgetown

Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.

Washington Harbour

Find ye a willing mate or just go home.


Public Event

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80 Hashers cumming

including:

Pita

(Dch4 )

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Cruisin for a Vajuicin

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Just Liz

(EWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Sorest Rump

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Vagina Ali

(TH3)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Willa (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Rachel

(EWH3)

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Vagetarian

(EWH3)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Therapoodick

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Just Matt

(EWH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Blue balls blocker

(SHIT)

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

DripDry

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Parental Cum-Scent

(Charm City H3)

Cruisin for a Vajuicin's Just Chris

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Captain Jack Swallows

(SDHumpin)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Latter Day Skank

(EWH3)

Havannah Lewinsky

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Field of Creams

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Roose Rips

DCRW
Sink ships

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

(EWH3)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Blueberry and the Beast

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

NarcoLimpDick

(EWH3)

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

(OTH4)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles

(EWH3)

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Thanks but I can’t fit it in

(SHIT)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...