Cost: $75
Hare(s):
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Havannah Lewinsky, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock
Shiggy:
Yo Hos!
EWH3, AARrrrrrH3! and Beltway Bob aarrr cumming together to bring you the September DC Full Moon Trail.
All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
This event is capped at 80 crewmates, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.
What you get:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment
Avast Ye to the Schedule of Events:
4-6 pm Beltway Bob Happy Hour at The Tombs in Georgetown
4:15 - 6:45 pm Sign-In. You must pre-register through Hash Rego, but you will get your boardin’ pass at sign-in.
7:00 pm Circle up you Wankers!
7:15 pm Treasure Hunt Trail
8: 30 pm Late Sign-in at the dock at Washington Harbour. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, then walk to the riverfront.
Jump aboard, mateys!
8:45 pm Weigh Anchor and hoist the black flag! DO NOT BE LATE or you will be marooned, you landlubber!
10:45 pm Debark to the nearest saloon for On After
There will be a bag vehicle on trail but grab your gear before boarding the ship.
Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise
Dress in your Pirate best
4-7pm - The Tombs, Georgetown, 1226 36th St NW OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.
Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.
including:
Pita
(Dch4 )
Just Liz
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
23 in Me
(EWH3)
Vagina Ali
(TH3)
Just Rachel
(EWH3)
GFA
(EWH3)
Vagetarian
(EWH3)
Immoral Support
(Ewh3 )
Therapoodick
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Bronco Buster
(MVH3)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Just Matt
(EWH3)
Blue balls blocker
(SHIT)
George StuffedAnOctopus
(EWH3)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Screaming Pussy
(EWH3)
DripDry
(EWH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
Parental Cum-Scent
(Charm City H3)
Cruisin for a Vajuicin's Just Chris
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Captain Jack Swallows
(SDHumpin)
Just Ben
(EWH3)
Latter Day Skank
(EWH3)
Havannah Lewinsky
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Suck Squeeze Bang Blow
(EWH3)
IUD Me
(MVH3)
Blueberry and the Beast
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
NarcoLimpDick
(EWH3)
One Girl Two Sheets
(OTH4)
Trains, Stains, and Automobiles
(EWH3)
Running Commentary
(WH4)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Thanks but I can’t fit it in
(SHIT)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(EWH3)
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