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EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3! Sponsor the DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

09/19 04:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $75

Hare(s):

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Havannah Lewinsky, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Shiggy:

Yo Hos!

EWH3, AARrrrrrH3! and Beltway Bob aarrr cumming together to bring you the September DC Full Moon Trail.

All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

This event is capped at 80 crewmates, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.

What you get:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment

Avast Ye to the Schedule of Events:

4-6 pm Beltway Bob Happy Hour at The Tombs in Georgetown

4:15 - 6:45 pm Sign-In. You must pre-register through Hash Rego, but you will get your boardin’ pass at sign-in.

7:00 pm Circle up you Wankers!

7:15 pm Treasure Hunt Trail

8: 30 pm Late Sign-in at the dock at Washington Harbour. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, then walk to the riverfront.

Jump aboard, mateys!

8:45 pm Weigh Anchor and hoist the black flag! DO NOT BE LATE or you will be marooned, you landlubber!

10:45 pm Debark to the nearest saloon for On After

There will be a bag vehicle on trail but grab your gear before boarding the ship.


Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

Dress in your Pirate best

Location Details

4-7pm - The Tombs, Georgetown, 1226 36th St NW OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.

Washington Harbour Georgetown

Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.

Washington Harbour

Find ye a willing mate or just go home.


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Just chris

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Cruisin for a Vajuicin

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Burlington Ho Factory

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Tony Panda

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Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

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NaNaNaNaNaNa

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Sorest Rump

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Roose Rips

DCRW
Sink ships

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Running Commentary

(WH4)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Captain Jack Swallows

(SDHumpin)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
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Richmond H3
L3CHE

Tumey McBoatFace

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Kachow!

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Dyke Tyson

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