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EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3! Sponsor the DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

09/19 04:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $75

Hare(s):

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Havannah Lewinsky, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Shiggy:

Yo Hos!

EWH3, AARrrrrrH3! and Beltway Bob aarrr cumming together to bring you the September DC Full Moon Trail.

All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

This event is capped at 80 crewmates, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.

What you get:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment

Avast Ye to the Schedule of Events:

4-6 pm Beltway Bob Happy Hour at The Tombs in Georgetown

4:15 - 6:45 pm Sign-In. You must pre-register through Hash Rego, but you will get your boardin’ pass at sign-in.

7:00 pm Circle up you Wankers!

7:15 pm Treasure Hunt Trail

8: 30 pm Late Sign-in at the dock at Washington Harbour. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, then walk to the riverfront.

Jump aboard, mateys!

8:45 pm Weigh Anchor and hoist the black flag! DO NOT BE LATE or you will be marooned, you landlubber!

10:45 pm Debark to the nearest saloon for On After

There will be a bag vehicle on trail but grab your gear before boarding the ship.


Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

Dress in your Pirate best

Location Details

4-7pm - The Tombs, Georgetown, 1226 36th St NW OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.

Washington Harbour Georgetown

Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.

Washington Harbour

Find ye a willing mate or just go home.


Public Event

See the full list!

80 Hashers cumming

including:

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Just Mia

(EWH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

For Unlawful Car-nal Knowledge

Wild and Wonderful Wednesday Hash House Harriers
...

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Just Willa (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Parental Cum-Scent

(Charm City H3)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Roose Rips

DCRW
Sink ships

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles

(EWH3)

Just Liz

(EWH3)

Therapoodick

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Thanks but I can’t fit it in

(SHIT)

DripDry

(EWH3)

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Spank and a Haircut: Two Twins

(HbH3)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Cruisin for a Vajuicin's Just Chris

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Havannah Lewinsky

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Captain Jack Swallows

(SDHumpin)

Cruisin for a Vajuicin

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Pita

(Dch4 )

Blueberry and the Beast

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Latter Day Skank

(EWH3)

Vagetarian

(EWH3)

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

One Girl Two Sheets

(OTH4)

Vagina Ali

Tidewater H3
...

Just Rachel

(EWH3)

Blue balls blocker

(SHIT)

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

GFA

(EWH3)

NarcoLimpDick

(EWH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Just Matt

(EWH3)

Field of Creams

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...