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EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3! Sponsor the DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

09/19 04:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $75

Hare(s):

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Havannah Lewinsky, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Shiggy:

Yo Hos!

EWH3, AARrrrrrH3! and Beltway Bob aarrr cumming together to bring you the September DC Full Moon Trail.

All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

This event is capped at 80 crewmates, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.

What you get:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment

Avast Ye to the Schedule of Events:

4-6 pm Beltway Bob Happy Hour at The Tombs in Georgetown

4:15 - 6:45 pm Sign-In. You must pre-register through Hash Rego, but you will get your boardin’ pass at sign-in.

7:00 pm Circle up you Wankers!

7:15 pm Treasure Hunt Trail

8: 30 pm Late Sign-in at the dock at Washington Harbour. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, then walk to the riverfront.

Jump aboard, mateys!

8:45 pm Weigh Anchor and hoist the black flag! DO NOT BE LATE or you will be marooned, you landlubber!

10:45 pm Debark to the nearest saloon for On After

There will be a bag vehicle on trail but grab your gear before boarding the ship.


Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

Dress in your Pirate best

Location Details

4-7pm - The Tombs, Georgetown, 1226 36th St NW OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.

Washington Harbour Georgetown

Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.

Washington Harbour

Find ye a willing mate or just go home.


Public Event

See the full list!

80 Hashers cumming

including:

NarcoLimpDick

(EWH3)

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

Seriously 5-10

(CCH3)

Pita

(Dch4 )

Shitty Orgy Daycare

Tidewater H3
...

Princess Jizzmine

DC Road Whores
...

Tramp-sub-stantiation

(DCH4)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

GFA

(EWH3)

IUD Me

(MVH3)

Kibbles ‘n Vomit

Tidewater H3
...

Sorest Rump

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Therapoodick

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Concrete Suppository

(SWH3)

Raider of the Lost Box

(WH4)

Latter Day Skank

(EWH3)

Bipolar Bear

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Just add vodka

Preteen Protein

Whitehouse H3/DC Road Whores
...

NaNaNaNaNaNa

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Just Rachel

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Cruisin for a Vajuicin's Just Chris

(So Happy It's Tue...)

Lorena Hobbit

White House H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)

Cum Dumpling

(EWH3)

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles

(EWH3)

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Choosy Moms Choose Dick

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Vagetarian

(EWH3)

Infidellatio

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Hello hashing day! :)

Field of Creams

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Roose Rips

DCRW
Sink ships

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Liz

(EWH3)

Just chris

(WH4)

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Havannah Lewinsky Friend

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Silver Spooge

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Havannah Lewinsky

(Everyday Is Wedne...)

Blue balls blocker

(SHIT)

Uno, Dos, Tres... LIFTOFF!

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Straight in the Navy

Hangover Hash House Harriers
...

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Alex

(EWH3)

VAGINA

Mount Vernon H3
If you really wanna ge...

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Parental Cum-Scent

(Charm City H3)

Just Willa (EWH3)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Will

(EWH3)

My Big Fat Greek Orgy

Charm City H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Thanks but I can’t fit it in

(SHIT)

La Leche Leak Sucker

Richmond H3
L3CHE

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Immoral Support

(Ewh3 )

Roll Over Bitch!

(EWH3)

Captain Jack Swallows

(SDHumpin)

These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

(EWH3)

Blueberry and the Beast

(EWH3)

Running Commentary

(WH4)

Just Matt

(EWH3)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

DripDry

(EWH3)

Bambi's Bitch

Baltimore Annapolis Hash House Harriers
...

Cruisin for a Vajuicin

So Happy It's Tuesday
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Fuck Dem Kids

Tidewater H3
...

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)