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EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3! Sponsor the DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

09/19 04:00 PM

A EWH3 Trail

Cost: $75

Hare(s):

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Havannah Lewinsky, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Shiggy:

Yo Hos!

EWH3, AARrrrrrH3! and Beltway Bob aarrr cumming together to bring you the September DC Full Moon Trail.

All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

This event is capped at 80 crewmates, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.

What you get:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment

Avast Ye to the Schedule of Events:

4-6 pm Beltway Bob Happy Hour at The Tombs in Georgetown

4:15 - 6:45 pm Sign-In. You must pre-register through Hash Rego, but you will get your boardin’ pass at sign-in.

7:00 pm Circle up you Wankers!

7:15 pm Treasure Hunt Trail

8: 30 pm Late Sign-in at the dock at Washington Harbour. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, then walk to the riverfront.

Jump aboard, mateys!

8:45 pm Weigh Anchor and hoist the black flag! DO NOT BE LATE or you will be marooned, you landlubber!

10:45 pm Debark to the nearest saloon for On After

There will be a bag vehicle on trail but grab your gear before boarding the ship.


Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise

Dress in your Pirate best

Location Details

4-7pm - The Tombs, Georgetown, 1226 36th St NW OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.

Washington Harbour Georgetown

Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.

Washington Harbour

Find ye a willing mate or just go home.


Public Event

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38 Hashers cumming

including:

Augustus Lancelittle

White House H3
it itched

Whoriana Trench

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Please Step Away from the Whores

(WH4-DCRW)

Captain Jack Swallows

(SDHumpin)

Parental Cum-Scent

(Charm City H3)

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Shamrock Your Cock

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

George StuffedAnOctopus

(EWH3)

Therapoodick

(Carolina Trash Ha...)

Dyke Tyson

Mount Vernon H3
...

Burlington Ho Factory

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagina is for Lawyers

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Ready Player None

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Apparently Pregnant

White House H3
...

Trains, Stains, and Automobiles

(EWH3)

Screaming Pussy

(EWH3)

Bronco Buster

(MVH3)

Just Alex

(EWH3)

Roose Rips

DCRW
Sink ships

Tumey McBoatFace

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
Kachow!

Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.)

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
M(y name is) J(ack)

How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Just Matt

(EWH3)

Deepthroat Corndog

White House H3
it's not illegal unles...

Lickthyologist

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Head Injury

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Dude That Guy

DC Road Whores
...

Just Ben

(EWH3)

Semen on the Pew

EWH3
I'll take a pint of that!

Just Liz

(EWH3)

Just Rachel

(EWH3)

23 in Me

(EWH3)

Just chris

(WH4)

Pita

(Dch4 )

Field of Creams

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Vagetarian

(EWH3)

Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Everyday Is Wednesday H3
...

Tony Panda

(WH4)