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Organizers:
EWH3 and AARrrrrrH3! Sponsor the DC Full Moon Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise
09/19 04:00 PM
A EWH3 Trail
Cost: $75
Hare(s):
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Havannah Lewinsky, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock
Shiggy:
Yo Hos!
EWH3, AARrrrrrH3! and Beltway Bob aarrr cumming together to bring you the September DC Full Moon Trail.
All hands on dick to celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
This event is capped at 80 crewmates, so enlist now to guarantee your spot on the ship’s log.
What you get:
- Pirate Treasure Trail
- 2 Hour Booze Cruise on a Pirate Vessel
- Open Premium Bar while a sea
- Hash Grub
- Booty for your Coffer
- Entertainment
Avast Ye to the Schedule of Events:
4-6 pm Beltway Bob Happy Hour at The Tombs in Georgetown
4:15 - 6:45 pm Sign-In. You must pre-register through Hash Rego, but you will get your boardin’ pass at sign-in.
7:00 pm Circle up you Wankers!
7:15 pm Treasure Hunt Trail
8: 30 pm Late Sign-in at the dock at Washington Harbour. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, then walk to the riverfront.
Jump aboard, mateys!
8:45 pm Weigh Anchor and hoist the black flag! DO NOT BE LATE or you will be marooned, you landlubber!
10:45 pm Debark to the nearest saloon for On After
There will be a bag vehicle on trail but grab your gear before boarding the ship.
Pirates of the Potomac Booze Cruise
Dress in your Pirate best
Location Details
4-7pm - The Tombs, Georgetown, 1226 36th St NW OR 8:30 pm - Washington Harbor. The closest street address is 3100 K St. NW DC, on the riverfront near Fiola Mare Restaurant & Nick's Riverside Grill.
Debark to the nearest saloon, either Fiola Mare or Nick's Riverside - whichever has the most room for us.
Public Event
including:
The Great White MILF
(SHIT)
Blueberry and the Beast
(EWH3)
Therapoodick
(Carolina Trash Ha...)
Havannah Lewinsky
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
23 in Me
(EWH3)
Autism Speaks for Dieties
(EWH3)
Just Alex
(EWH3)
These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
(Everyday Is Wedne...)
George StuffedAnOctopus
(EWH3)
IUD Me
(MVH3)
Latter Day Skank
(EWH3)
Concrete Suppository
(SWH3)
Just Mia
(EWH3)
Just Matt
(EWH3)
DripDry
(EWH3)
Trains, Stains, and Automobiles
(EWH3)
Blue balls blocker
(SHIT)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Tramp-sub-stantiation
(DCH4)
Lawyers Share Dildos
(EWH3)
Captain Jack Swallows
(SDHumpin)
Immoral Support
(Ewh3 )
E-BRAKE
(EWH3)
Pita
(Dch4 )
Thanks but I can’t fit it in
(SHIT)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Just Liz
(EWH3)
Bronco Buster
(MVH3)
Parental Cum-Scent
(Charm City H3)
Screaming Pussy
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Cruisin for a Vajuicin's Just Chris
(So Happy It's Tue...)
Vagetarian
(EWH3)
Running Commentary
(WH4)
GFA
(EWH3)
Tony Panda
(WH4)
Seriously 5-10
(CCH3)
NarcoLimpDick
(EWH3)
Suck Squeeze Bang Blow
(EWH3)
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