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EWH3 WIE 2026 - Sirens and Seamen! 2026

03/27 04:00 PM to 03/29 11:30 AM

A EWH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $210*

Get Ready for WIE 2026: Sirens and Seamen!

Attention all seamen and seafolk alike, but our annual pilgrimage to the sea is upon us! Join us for WIE: Sirens & Seamen, where we’ll lure the unsuspecting townsfolk of Ocean Shitty to their watery doom and questionable life choices.

Friday Night - Sea Shanties & Salty Legends
Kick off the weekend by channeling your inner sailor, pirate, or sea captain as we hit the town for a nautical-themed karaoke bar crawl. Belt out sea shanties, yacht rock, and dad rock classics while dressed like you just stumbled off a cursed vessel. Striped shirts, mullets, fake tattoos, peg legs, and poor maritime decisions are highly encouraged.

Saturday Night - Sirens After Dark
Shed your sea legs and embrace the deep. Transform into sirens, mermaids, sea gods, and mythical ocean creatures for a night of aquatic debauchery. The Hashpitality Suite becomes the depths of the sea, packed with drinks, dancing, games, and our Iron Bartender Competition to see who makes the best grog! Expect glitter, glow, and temptation.

So don’t wait and secure your spot today and prepare to be lured into an unforgettable WIE-kend.

Answer the call… if you dare.

Rego closes 3/19/26. Sign up today!

Event Details
Friday
• Optional Trail
• Dinner Provided
• Sailor themed bar crawl

Saturday
• Grab & Go Breakfast
• Choose-your-own Trail Adventure
• Super Long Bonfire Circle on the Beach
• Catered Lunch and Dinner
• Our Iron Bartender Competition
• Sea creature dance party in the Hashpitality Suite with Games and Prizes

Sunday
• Brunch on Your Own
• Sober up and head home

WIE 2026 – Sirens and Sailors!
Date: March 27-29, 2026

Location:
Castle in the Sand
3701 Atlantic Ave
Ocean City, MD

What your rego gets you:
• A SURPRISE Welcome Gift for the first 50 Regos!
• Sleeping quarters for two nights. Roommates will be determined based on room selection and mutual requests. Coordinate before you rego!
• All the beverages you choose to consume. This includes at least two drinks on the bar crawl, as well as drinks on Ballbuster, Runner’s, and Walker’s Trail.
• You will be treated to at least three meals of debatable title on Saturday and a late-night dinner on Friday.
• Access to the Hashpitality Suite for a socialization hour. Note that while costumes and flair are optional in this area, clothing is NOT optional and you must be dressed.
• Games of the drinking and non-drinking variety.
• The opportunity to be a judge for the Iron Bartender competition.
• Three trails.
• A bonfire circle lasting longer than your ex.
• Seamen and sea folk alike are responsible for their own transportation to and from the assigned locale. If you need help with getting a ride, reach out to the GMs or WIE organizers email
• All sailors are expected to behave themselves when it comes to self-respect, self-control, and moderation.

Cost:
4 per room: $210 apiece
3 per room: $230 apiece
2 per room: $275 apiece
Single: $410
Condo: $205 apiece (Occupancy for a condo is 5 people; condos are sold out)

Gispert Scholarship
We all get by with a little help from our friends.
Email wie.ewh3@gmail.com to learn how to apply for a scholarship to WIE 2026. Scholarship applications are due by 3/13/26!

If you would like to help sponsor a potential drunk in need, choose a donation at checkout!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Critiques? Contact your WIE Organizing Committee at wie.ewh3@gmail.com


Sirens and Sailors!

R*nning gear, costumes, cold beach clothes, your own drinking vessel, for the love of Gispert a toothbrush, extra underwear, and YOUR ID

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