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EWH3 Anything But Human - WIE 2019

03/29 06:00 PM to 03/31 12:00 PM

A EWH3 Hash Weekend

Cost: $135*

Hare(s):

Schrödinger's Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Atari 6900, #SquadHoles, Stain Gretzky

Shiggy:

Greetings, cadet. You have been selected as part of an elite squad. Your mission is to infiltrate planet Earth, home to a race of "humans." The intel you collect will be vital. Find your orders below. Good luck.

Friday
Trail hosted by Assawoman H3
Space Invaders bar crawl

Saturday
Ball Bearing Buster Trail
More trails!
Bonfire
Iron Giant Bartender
Party in Area 51

Sunday
Return to your home planets

Your squad will be composed of creatures from all corners of the universe, both biological and mechanical.

WIE 2019 Anything But Humans
Date: March 29-31, 2018
Location:
Castle in the Sand
3701 Atlantic Ave
Ocean City, MD
Earth

What your rego gets you:

• Sleeping quarters for two nights in a NEWLY RENOVATED hotel. Bunk mates will be determined based on rank.
• All the human beverages you choose to consume. Please note that oral intake is the only acceptable form of ingestion.
• Nourishment in the form of orange food. Please be advised that, while your species may not require sustenance, failure to partake in the dining rituals will cause the humans to become suspicious.
• Access to Area 51 for an inter-species socialization hour. There will be music and dancing representative of the local human culture.
• Three trails.
• A bonfire.
• A later date, meaning warmer weather!

Cadets are responsible for their own transportation to and from the assigned locale.
Your rego does not include training in human responses and emotions, including but not limited to: self-respect, self-control, and moderation.

Cost:
4 per room: $135 apiece
3 per room: $155 apiece
2 per room: $195 apiece
Single: $310
Condo: $125 (Minimum occupancy for a condo is 5 people, up to 6 can be accommodated if you get cozy)

Gispert Scholarship
We all get by with a little help from our friends.
Email wie.ewh3@gmail.com to learn how to apply for a scholarship to WIE 2019.

If you would like to help sponsor a potential drunk in need, choose a donation at checkout!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Critiques? Contact your WIE Organizing Committee at wie-organizers@googlegroups.com


Anything But Humans

Running gear, costumes, cold beach clothes, for the love of Gispert a toothbrush, extra underwear.

Start Location Details

Castle In The Sand Hotel

3701 Atlantic Ave, Ocean City, MD 21842

Schedule of Events

Check-in
Pickup Trail
Bar crawl


Breakfast
BB Trail
Regular Trails
Lighting of the Bonfire
Circle
Dinner in Hashpitality Suite
Iron Giant Bartender
Hashpitality Party


Breakfast
Fatboy Trail
Brunch?
GTFO


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