Cost: $118*
Hare(s):
Whoregon Trail, Texas Hold Him, 1 if By Man, 2 if By She, I'm Tho Thor, You Sucked My Battledick, All Flash, No Drive, Maybe It's Gaybelline
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a little Visigoth woke to discover all her friends were gone! Where’d they go, she wondered? How would she find them? After searching far and wide over hard, frozen ground in frigid winter air, she heard the distant the sound of revelry!
Following the faint call of On On, the sound of down downs and the first whispers of a solemn occasion… she found her friends! They had wandered all the way to Ocean City!
To fight the damp cold, they were well stocked with Orange Food and their Beverage of Choice (Beer!).
They were dressed in silly costumes – as Vikings! And barbarians and…. Librarians? Overjoyed to find her friends, the Visigoth stripped down to her loincloth, donned her sexiest reading glasses and joined her friends, dancing and singing in the hashpitality dungeon of a Castle in the Sand..
WIE 2017 is going to be a great party. But don't take my word for it! Join us!
DETAILS
Where: Castle In the Sands Hotel, Ocean City, MD
When: March 3-5, 2017
What: For one low price you get:
1) Bed for Two Nights (Sleeping on the floor will be entirely alcohol related.)
2) All the Beer You Can Handle... Plus One More!
3) Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner on Saturday and Breakfast on Sunday!
4) Pub Crawl on Friday! (Sand Baaaarr!!!!)
5) Three Trails (including a Ballbuster option)!
6) The Infamous Bonfire on the Beach End Circle!
7) Hash Drinking Games!
8) IRON BARTENDER COMPETITION!
9) Hashpitality Suite for ALL the dancing
Barbarians and Librarians
Costumes, warm clothes, headlamp and a sense of adventure!
1500 Check-in Begins (in Hashpitality Suite)
2100 Pub Crawl
Midnight DJ Party in Hashpitality Suite
1000 Breakfast
1015 Ballbuster
1100 Mimosa Trail (TBD)
1100 Regular Trail/Walkers
1400 Lunch
1515 The Lighting of the Bonfire
1530 Circle
1900 Dinner in Hashpitality Suite
2100 Iron Bartender/Hashpitality Partay
0900 Breakfast
0930 Breakfast
12:00 GET OUT!
including:
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
More Men
(EWH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Bumspringa
(EWH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Just Kaz
(EWH3)
Head Injury
(EWH3 )
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Twaterboarding
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
By the Power of Gayskull
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Just Jai
(EWH3)
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer
(EWH3)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
Cheech & Dong
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
No Stings Attached
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
El Vago Libre
(EWH3)
Just Nellie
(EWH3)
Just Sean
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Golden Showers
(Homeless)
Just Brenda
(Homeless)
St. Pauli's Girl
(EWH3)
Just Valerie
(Homeless)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(EWH3)
Just Fredrik
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
Moose Knuckles
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
Clam Jam
(H5)
Poops I Did It Again
(EWH3)
Diddler Her
(EWH3)
Barbie Cream House
(ExaH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gaybe in a corner
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
Spread for the City
(EWH3)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
SCAB
(Bohemian )
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
Around the world in 80 lays
(EWH3)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Dr Toolittle
(EWH3)
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