Cost: $118*
Hare(s):
Whoregon Trail, Texas Hold Him, 1 if By Man, 2 if By She, I'm Tho Thor, You Sucked My Battledick, All Flash, No Drive, Maybe It's Gaybelline
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a little Visigoth woke to discover all her friends were gone! Where’d they go, she wondered? How would she find them? After searching far and wide over hard, frozen ground in frigid winter air, she heard the distant the sound of revelry!
Following the faint call of On On, the sound of down downs and the first whispers of a solemn occasion… she found her friends! They had wandered all the way to Ocean City!
To fight the damp cold, they were well stocked with Orange Food and their Beverage of Choice (Beer!).
They were dressed in silly costumes – as Vikings! And barbarians and…. Librarians? Overjoyed to find her friends, the Visigoth stripped down to her loincloth, donned her sexiest reading glasses and joined her friends, dancing and singing in the hashpitality dungeon of a Castle in the Sand..
WIE 2017 is going to be a great party. But don't take my word for it! Join us!
DETAILS
Where: Castle In the Sands Hotel, Ocean City, MD
When: March 3-5, 2017
What: For one low price you get:
1) Bed for Two Nights (Sleeping on the floor will be entirely alcohol related.)
2) All the Beer You Can Handle... Plus One More!
3) Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner on Saturday and Breakfast on Sunday!
4) Pub Crawl on Friday! (Sand Baaaarr!!!!)
5) Three Trails (including a Ballbuster option)!
6) The Infamous Bonfire on the Beach End Circle!
7) Hash Drinking Games!
8) IRON BARTENDER COMPETITION!
9) Hashpitality Suite for ALL the dancing
Barbarians and Librarians
Costumes, warm clothes, headlamp and a sense of adventure!
1500 Check-in Begins (in Hashpitality Suite)
2100 Pub Crawl
Midnight DJ Party in Hashpitality Suite
1000 Breakfast
1015 Ballbuster
1100 Mimosa Trail (TBD)
1100 Regular Trail/Walkers
1400 Lunch
1515 The Lighting of the Bonfire
1530 Circle
1900 Dinner in Hashpitality Suite
2100 Iron Bartender/Hashpitality Partay
0900 Breakfast
0930 Breakfast
12:00 GET OUT!
including:
Honey Nut Queerios
(EWH3)
Golden Showers
(Homeless)
Spread for the City
(EWH3)
Pinocchi-Ho
(EWH3)
SCAB
(Bohemian )
Clam Jam
(H5)
Keebler Shelf
(EWH3)
Rear Protein Injection
(EWH3)
Cum Locker
(EWH3)
Just Kevin
(EWH3)
Kooter Kunte
(EWH3)
Wank Like An Egyptian
(EWH3)
Around the world in 80 lays
(EWH3)
Barbie Cream House
(ExaH3)
Just Brenda
(Homeless)
When the Ball Drops
(EWH3)
I'm Tho Thor
(EWH3)
Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!
(EWH3)
More Men
(EWH3)
Cheech & Dong
(EWH3)
Just Valerie
(Homeless)
Just Nellie
(EWH3)
Infidellatio
(EWH3)
Tumble Cry
(EWH3)
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer
(EWH3)
La Gingeracha
(EWH3)
1 if by Man, 2 if by She
(EWH3)
Fist Pump
(EWH3)
Hell's Anal
(EWH3)
Moose Knuckles
(EWH3)
Don't Ask Don't Smell
(EWH3)
Diddler Her
(EWH3)
Just Kaz
(EWH3)
El Vago Libre
(EWH3)
Free Little Willy
(EWH3)
Please Step Away from the Whores
(WH4-DCRW)
By the Power of Gayskull
(EWH3)
All Flash No Drive
(EWH3)
Connect Whore
(EWH3)
Red Vag of Courage
(EWH3)
Texas Hold Him
(EWH3)
Just Jai
(EWH3)
Pee It Forward
(EWH3)
Mambo # Hives
(EWH3)
Dr Toolittle
(EWH3)
Sargasm
(WH4)
Maybe It's Gaybelline
(EWH3)
You Sucked My Battledick
(EWH3)
Twaterboarding
(EWH3)
Pooples Mountain Majesty
(EWH3)
Vaginal Countdown
(EWH3)
Quantum Whizics
(EWH3)
Roll Over Bitch!
(EWH3)
Just Sean
(EWH3)
You Can't Handle the Poop
(EWH3)
Kim Slong-ungh
(WH4)
Turning Trixxx Is For Kids
(EWH3)
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
(EWH3)
Sphincter Shy
(EWH3)
Schrödinger's Cock
(EWH3)
Cum Dumpling
(EWH3)
Bumspringa
(EWH3)
Poops I Did It Again
(EWH3)
Tits
(EWH3)
Tuck Tuck Deuce
(EWH3)
S&Mom
(EWH3)
Raider of the Lost Box
(WH4)
St. Pauli's Girl
(EWH3)
Vladimir Fruitin
(EWH3)
Deathly Swallows
(WH4)
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
(EWH3)
Nobody Puts Gaybe in a corner
(EWH3)
Head Injury
(EWH3 )
No Stings Attached
(EWH3)
Just Fredrik
(EWH3)
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